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Caine and Bubble are in the office, brainstorming new plans for adventures.
"How do i make sure that Micheal Jackson can still be inserted into this adventure?"
"Give them guns"
"That doesnt help, Bubble"
"Hm.... add an Micheal Jackson show"
"Good idea-"
"And give them guns!"
"Bubble! Stop it"
"Why?"
"Theres already guns"
"Add more-"
"Ugh, just go"
"What?"
"Go, leave for a bit, take a break for the day"
"Why?"
"Go!"
Bubble, defeated, goes away, floating through the circus. Stupid Caine, my ideas are very funny!
He searches through the doors, finding a few of his own creations. The jumpscare, very funny! The random entrance to the weird, clone circus, very evil! And the random 520 gigabyte complex model of the entire planet in 1:1 scale. very complex!
Finally, he found his backdoor, backdoor to the grounds, that is! Instantly, he carefully drops to the digital lake, currently in the dark side of the circus, with the moon looming over everything.
He floated for a while, taking in the cool water and the glowy sky, but it seemed that the moon had noticed him.
"Bubble?" She asked, as he lazily swam over, with his telekinetic powers.
"Hi moony i hate you- whats up?" He bugs out for a second, i hate when this happens, so noob! Always with the women too...
"Nothing much... you dont actually hate me, right?"
"Just bugs", Bubble burps, too much food
"I understand, ive had a few too, makes my head dizzy, makes me think too much of... him"
"Him who?"
"Caine"
"Oh", thats what the flirting meant!
"Well, i hope everyone enjoyed that adventure Bubble!"
"An beach never hurts!"
"Heeeeeey Caine", The Moon looked visibly dizzy and glitched.
"Moon! Whats..."
"I need to talk to you *burp*"
"Oh, of course, wait there Bubble"
Then the two didnt return until an hour later.
"Well, i guess you can stay there"
"Im free for anything"
"Anything, you say?"
"Of course, Moony"
"Well, help me with my sister then, she's been weirdly angrier than what she usually... already is"
"When do i start"
"Now, i have to sleep anyways"
"Hmmm, what do i win from this"
"Ehmm.... i dont know, what do you want?"
"Not much, can i annoy her later?"
"Wouldnt that undo the thing youre supposed to do?"
"No, like funny"
"Oh, i dont know, you'll figure it out, see ya!", the moon quickly spun around to the horizon, turning it from night to day, as the sun showed up, visibly angry.
"What are you doing here, Bubble!"
"Swimmin"
"Youre so annoying"
"You too, Sunny"
"Dont call me that!"
"Noob"
"Im gonna hit you with my sun rays!"
"Lay it on me", hehehe ragebait
The Sun, annoyed and angry, started to fire rays at the bubble, which barely hit him, marking his transparent body with an brown mark.
"Ow, that left a mark", referenceee
"Take this you*##%#^*"
"Mean!" Bubble swallowed a mouthful of water and started floating upwards, towards the sun, hitting her
"You just signed your death!" She shot even more rays, this time turning into a real fight, but it was futile, as Bubble got hit with an ray, destroying him and respawning back at the circus.
"God *%##^#^##&* damnit", how did i lose thaaaaaat
Quickly, he floated through the circus again, finding the entrance to the lake again. This time, she was a tiny bit calmer, where she didnt destroy him at sight.
"Swimmin", he yelled out loud as he floated back on the water, cold and cool, except it was becoming warmer and warmer, until he looked up, finding the sun worse and slightly red?
"Youre so annoying Bubble"
"I like this water"
"Didnt ask"
"Of course you did, youre heating it up"
"Shut it already"
Bubble did shut up. For a few seconds. this is warmm :3 "This is so warmmmmm"
"It will get worse, *#^##^*"
The increasing heat made him weirder and weirder, im meltinggggg
"This is hot"
"Cant you just shut it already, im trying to relax here"
"Youre hot too", heheehe
"... Youre drunk, or something"
"Youre burning hot", im meltiiiiiing
"Ill believe it"
"You should"
"Why are you saying this?"
"No reason"
"Ugh, youre a liar too..."
"Its trueee"
"Prove it then"
"Come closer", Bubble felt himself get hotter by the minute, as she floated closer, close enough to where he could see her true size. shes pretty smol...
"What now, Bubble?" Her cartoonish eyes stared at the bubble, pretty much frozen at the heat.
"Closer", she got closer, then he suddently jumped upwards, with enough momentum to land directly into her face and get popped.
He spawned back into the circus, but this time, Caine was waiting for him.
"When i said break, i didnt mean 'flirt with npcs', yknow"
"What???"
"You know how unstable that is! They dont know these complex human emotions! You could break them"
"And you do?"
"What are you saying?"
"Youre such a *##^#^#&&&÷&*&#&&#&##&#&##&*##&#*#÷&÷&÷÷&÷&÷&*"
"SHUT IT! ONE MORE WORD AND YOURE GONE!"
"You cant stop me", Bubble challenged him.
"Ugh, can you just... chill out with it? Unstable and confusing branches can cause crashes, and it would be sad for her to forget you, wouldnt it?"
"The memory would stay"
"Just go"
yayyyyyyyy
Bubble floated again, for the third time, to the digital lake, and this time, the temperature was cooler again, and the sun was calm. She only asked one thing.
"Why me?"
This bugged the small specimen, who did not know what it meant.
"Youre hot"
"And?"
"I like the summer heat"
"... Okay, thats a good point, can i show you something?"
"Yes Sunny?" He floated towards the glowing star, which was now slightly pinkish, the sky tinted a similar color.
"Atleast youre honest, i guess"
Bubble's brain tried to register its 5.2 billion possible scenarios, and scanned through every possibility, and found the best scenario.
"Can i kiss you?"
"... Yeah", her blush turned even pinkier, and he approached. For an kiss between an spherical bubble with sharp teeth and a 2D sun, it was hysterically good. He hadnt felt this before, this warmth, this feeling...
And he wanted more.
[LOG] 18:56:29: FEELING "love.c" CACHED
"Okay, and the Michaels go here, and... then they... what is this feeling! My tongue is weirdly warm and wet and..." Caine's eyes glowed red and blue for a split second.
"Oh shit"