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R/Relationship_advice
I (25M) and my partner (24F) have been having issues lately. Ive been a reddit user for years now and liked reading stuff, because of the issues ive been having i thought maybe posting it on reddit might give some advice...
Submitted three month ago by u/gambitingitup
Weve been dating for a year now, we met because our friend introduced us to each other
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u/inferno_ashen: OP ur so full of shit. All you do is post fake stories in every subreddit you can get your greedy ass hands on.
↳ u/bbcluvr: damn bro i think OP is serious man... lying about ur gf havibg fjnancial issues isnt a jole
↳ u/inferno_ashen: GO TO HIS FUCKING PROFILE
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u/sabbatttdi23: i think you should break up, youre clearly dating a low value female.
u/levioSAH: hey Op have u tried talking to ur gf? Maybe she wasnt tryibg anything and from how ur describing her she sounds very shy, it mightve not been her intentions. So far, all uve done is mention it to ur friends and post it to reddit, i think an honest conversation and maybe changing ur bank password is the way to go
R/Cooking
My meal
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u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator].
↳ u/gryyflepufed: don't be an asshole.
↳ u/inferno_ashen: hes going to infect your subreddit with so much bullshit you wont even be able to moderate it properly for a month. Ive seen it happen to r/lawnmowing. Ban his user PLEASE
↳ u/ilovefah: bro what 😭😭😭
↳ u/saggitslayrt: dude ive been following this inferno guy for a month and its just him arguing with gambit bro
↳ u/gambitingitup: hey inforno (uωu*)
↳ u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator]
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u/meal59252962_whit: nice meal 👍
R/MinecraftPVP
Is this aura chat
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u/inferno_ashen: ofc u use maces.....
↳ u/gambitingitup: whats wrong with maces
↳ u/inferno_ashen: its basically cheating, ur shit at pvp btw
↳ u/gambitingitup: how is using a weapon added INTO the game cheating? I literally won a 1v10 how am i shit at pvp
↳ u/inferno_ashen: ur litterally taking the easy way out
↳ u/gambitingitup: so what im hearing is youre shit at pvp ? And youd lose to me in a fight. Got it, thanks kitten <3
↳ u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator]
↳ u/gambitingitup: wow kitten you have a way with words
↳ u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator]
↳ u/gambitingitup: youre making my sweat ;)
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R/SubredditDrama
Bro u cant make this up 😭 theyve been going at this for 2 years and YES. I checked. Ive been laughing my ass off dawg, this is just my favorite screenshots
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u/creeper_ah_ah_ahh: i like minecraft so im always in a LOT of minecraft subreddits and dude. Dude 😭 im pretty sure theyve joined like cc server events just to find each other and slime each other out
↳ u/yaoicrunch: cc? Their dedication is actually inspiring, are they evenly matched... i cant believe theres more subreddits with them arguing omg, i thought i was already thorough 😭😭😭
↳ u/creeper_ah_ah_ahh: (cntent creator!) oh no bro theyre in so many subreddits, gambit goes somewhere to troll and somehow inferno always finds him... yea! I mean i havent seen much tbh, but from cc events im watching n i see them in the background so far i think they have a pretty even tally mark, i think inferno has a bit more over gambit tho!
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u/givenchyyrings: is it wrong if i said i shipped them lowkey
↳ u/saggitslayrt: DUDE IVE BEEN SAYINGGGFFFF
↳ u/clav262920833337: foids when two men are just arguing on the internet
↳ u/yaoicrunch: bruh shut the fuck up. People cant have fun on the internet?? Kys
↳ u/ilovefah: i ship it and im a cis dude, ive legit seen their interaction unfold naturally twice and i think they need to get a room
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u/birdwatchingconstantlydaily: theyve been in birdwatching and i think they need to settle this irl and fight, id pay money for it.
↳ u/yaoicrunch: pspsps.... inferno... gambit....
↳ u/yaoicrunch: also what were they doing in birdwatcging 😭?
u/birdwatchingconstantlydaily: argue about infecting a subreddit fhen get rlly aggressively heated about bird species..... gambit has REALLY good eyes and cameras, he spotted a bird in an impossible pic and inferno said he editted that in.. ended up arguing about eyesight for two hours... the next day i posted about a bird i didnt know about and my comment section had a 100 comments and most of it was them arguing about the correct species. I admire their passion.
↳ u/yaoicrunch: brb browsing birdwatching to see this
u/gothamdweller: gambit is a rlly good writer imo, hes in a lot of relationship advice, aita, etc subreddits and he makes rlly compelling narratives/characters and situations, i think he should put his talents elsewhere. Instead of fucking reddit. Inferno has never believed in gambits stories from the start, i think thats an important fact everyone should know
↳ u/saggitslayrt: no but fr tho!!! Ive read his aita works and like yea its not real but my emotions!! Im hooked
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R/Relationship_advice
I (22M) and my partner (20M) have been arguing a lot lately. He doesn't believe anything I'm saying, hes always calling me a liar. Im really hurt how do i communicate to him that i dont want this for us?
Submitted one month ago by u/gambitingitup
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u/inferno_ashen: STFU BRO. WE ATE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. IM TELLING EVERYONE THE TRUTH THAT YOURE A STUPID LIAR
↳ u/gambitingitup: it really breaks my heart sweetheart. We were really in love.
↳ u/inferno_ashen: IN LOVE MY ASS. FUCK OFF. I HATE YOU. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
↳ u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator]
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u/saggitslayrt: MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT
↳ u/inferno_ashen: NAHHHHHHHH
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u/christelijke: maybe you should write down your thoughts and feelings first, then try and sit down and have a conversation with your partner
↳ u/gambitingitup: i should, shouldnt i :(
R/Redstone
Im trying to build a wolf teleporting thing for pvp, am i doing something wrong with the redstone? Everytime i pull the fishing rod it isnt working
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Submitted six months ago by u/inferno_ashen
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u/gambitingitup: delete that line of redstone
↳ u/inferno_ashen: which one??
↳ u/gambitingitup: all of it
↳ u/inferno_ashen: [This comment was deleted by a Moderator]
↳ u/gambitingitup: you shouldnt be worrying your pretty little head over redstone <3
↳ u/inferno_ashen: im going to throttle you.
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u/1927382902_craft: your repeater is set wrong
↳ u/inferno_ashen: ill try and change the settings
R/Relationship_advice
MEET ME IN REAL LIFE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BRO
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u/gambitingitup
Meeting up with u/inferno_ashen irl tommorow (✿◠ᴗ◠) <3
Submitted one day ago by u/gambitingitup
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u/inferno_ashen: i hate you
u/yaoicrunch: record it pls
u/givenchyyrings: lmao dont forget to post the link to the sextape
↳ u/yaoicrunch: omg imagineee 😝😝
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u/creeper_ah_ah_ahh: jesus christ 😭😭😭😭 was sliming each other out in minecraft not enough
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u/zane1792277: post the fight. Godspeed gambit
u/twinkfgnm: chuds
Making the concious decision to meet someone off the internet was probably a bad idea. How a lot of people die or get kidnapped but Flame wasn't most people. He wonders what Gambit looked like; a loser who did nothing but make up fake stories and disrupt subreddits nearly everyday, there's no way he didn't look like a loser. Flame felt almost bad at the thought of beating up a scrawny dude who probably lied about being five-foot-ten on dating apps. Clearly needed a life.
The bus rattled everytime it passed by a pothole, to the point that maybe the busdriver was doing it on purpose. Gambit was living in the same city all along. Living in the same city pissing Flame off for two years. He grips his knees, seething.
He thanked the busdriver stopping at the bus station. Choosing the parking lot for target was probably stupid but it was big and kind of empty. Flame looked left and right, letting a car pass ahead of him before he crossed the road. Hand in his pockets he waited for Gambit. He was early, a little excited, a little exasperated with how bad traffic is when you're using the bus. He eyes the purple truck circling the parking lot, getting closer and closer to Flame. His back tenses. The truck slowly approached Flame; parking five feet ahead of him, the glass were tinted black. The door opens, Flame doesn't know what to expect for the driver of a purple truck.
Tall, intimidatingly tall. Six-foot-five he guesses, long brown hair with purple tips, he spots an eyebrow, nose and multiple ear piercings peeking out his hair, his nose must've been broken once from the shape, a bit of stubble. Kind of hot. It was one thing to be tall but the mysterious man had muscle on him, not the dry kind that was mostly for show too. They were both similarly dressed, Flame's cargo pants and t-shirt, he was in sweats and a white tank. Flame can take him.
"Uh, yo bro, are you Inferno?"
Flame's expression twists, "Gambit?"
Gambit laughs, absolutely tickled by the situation. His laugh was loud enough people in target could probably hear him. "Well, are we fighting?" He adjusted his glasses.
Gambit looked up from slapping his knees, tears forming in his eyes, "You're so serious bro,"
Something glinted in Wemmbu's mouth. Tongue piercing? "I'm serious about fighting you bro, you piss me off so badly."
"You know with a username like inferno_ashen I really thought you'd be some random emo," he stands back up, Gambit had shit posture. "What were you expecting for me ferney?"
"Eugh, don't call me that. I was expecting a dude Who looked like he lied about being five-foot-ten on dating apps." He crossed his arms.
Gambit clutched his chest, making a hurt expression, "from me? Do I look like I'd ever lie about my height,"
Flame just scowled. "So are we fighting or not?"
"You're gorgeous,"
He flushes, frowning immediately, "th— uh, you– what does that have to, you're— you're not getting out of this."
"I'm serious, I wasn't expecting a baddie to pull up," he sincerely says. But Gambit was a grade-A liar.
Flame stomped closer, pulling his neckline, "like shut the fuck up bro,"
Wemmbu smiles, his hands going to Flame's waist, he doesn't think about how big his hands are. "Come onn, make love not war or whatever,"
He delivers a right hook, much to Gambit's and Flame's personal surprise. Gambit moved his jaw left and right multiple times, moving around whatever facial muscle he had. Then stood up again. Brown eyes with dilated pupils. Flame came here for a fight. He needed to stay focused.
"Oh, you're so cute,"
Flame squares up, "What's your actual name pretty?"
His hesitance must show on his face, "I'm Wemmbu,"
"Flame,"
Wemmbu laughs again, he can see the bruise start to form on pale skin, "Wow, fire theme,"
"I was fourteen when I made that account."
"Okay, fair enough," Wemmbu— finally— starts squaring up.
—
Their breaths were mixing, it was a surprise no one had called the cops on them. Granted, eleven A.M on a random wednesday in a parking lot. Still. He tried pushing Wemmbu off, his back on the hood of his stupid truck. "Let's fuck,"
Flame nearly chokes on air. Sputtering out stutters. He's sure his cheeks must show some redness. Wemmbu adjusted his glasses.
Maybe it was the adrenaline, maybe Flame was just bored, he agreed.
Wemmbu's hand stayed firmly on Flame's thighs through the entire ride back to Wemmbu's apartment. This was a bad idea. This was how people died. He hasn't checked his phone since earlier that morning, Lomedy was probably worried sick and Jaden was probably blowing up his phone. Wemmbu squeezed the inside of his thigh and all rational thoughts fly out his brain. If Wemmbu was small or shit in bed, more reason to beat the shit out of him after. Flame nods to himself reassuredly.
There was nothing of note for the building, like any other apartment complex Flame has lived in, and currently lives in. Wemmbu slid his hand to the backpocket of Flame's pants. Guiding him to where he lived while occasionally groping his ass. Flame was really going to fuck a random stranger off the internet at twelve P.M. Wednesday. They didn't even tell each other what they looked like when they dm'd, discovered they lived in the same state then city then a time and place. This was a bad decision. His stomach was warm and his pussy was wet. Has been since Wemmbu pinned him down on the hood of his car. Flame hasn't gotten laid in so long it might actually drive him crazy. If it was shit he'd just beat Wemmbu. He hates cocky guys. Wemmbu didn't even lock his apartment door, what the fuck.
There was barely anything in the apartment. Mismatched furniture, no couch cushions, not even any poster. He's pushed into Wemmbu's bedroom which had abysmal furniture too.
A crate turned nightstand, a desk with a gaming PC with its ratty chair, the bed had: a metal frame, lilac sheets, a singular pillow.
Flame can not be fucking this guy.
Any sense of regret or backtracking was erased when Wemmbu's lip were pressed to his. He tilted his head to reciprocate the kiss. Wemmbu kissed like he was hungry, hands gabbing and pushing him until his knees hit the bed. Their lips disconnect, Wemmbu says, "Wait, take your clothes off,"
They both hastefully take their clothes off, throwing it all off to the floor.
Flame's left in his underwear before he remembers, he's hesitant all over again. This is how people die. "Wait, Wemmbu—"
"Yes?" Wemmbu's also in his underwear.
Most people he's had sex with (which he could count in one hand) he met on dating apps. Which they already knew he was trans. Fuck.
Flame stutters. When Flame doesn't answer, Wemmbu goes back to kiss him. Pushing him to the bed, Wemmbu's tongue licked the seam of his lips. He opens his mouth, Flame will profusely deny whatever happend in bed after, he moans when he feels split pierced tongue in his mouth. Wrapping his arm around Wemmbu's shoulder, one hand in his hair. He can practically feel Wemmbu's smile; Flame can't even blame him for being cocky. Wemmbu explores his mouth, their salivas mixing together. His tongue was so deep in Flame's mouth, he pulled on Wemmbu's hair. He moans into his mouth happily.
He should really tell Wemmbu.
They pull apart, "hh– wait, wait,"
"What? Why?" The asshole decided to gently bite his jaw, kissing his neck, dragging his tongue down, stubble and piercings tickling skin.
He tries to take Wemmbu's hand down to his crotch. He's confused at Flame's worried expression but definitely aroused over his hand going to Flame's crotch. It's insane how his entire hand seemed to cover his cunt so easily. Wemmbu's face is blank for a few seconds, and it feels like his entire world is crashing. Then he presses his fingers to his hole. Flame jolts. Digging his nails into his back. "Holy shit, if I knew you had a pussy all along we could've met up sooner,"
Whatever tension in his body dissapates, he pulls Wemmbu back into a kiss. Needing to feel his tongue inside him. Wemmbu continues rubbing his cunt through his underwear. Without a doubt he was soaking through it and wetting Wemmbu's fingers.
He lets Wemmbu fuck his mouth with his tongue, saliva sliding down his chin. His underwear is pulled off him, Flame lifts his hips to help. Wemmbu was one slab of heat on top of Flame. He needed something touching him, they split apart. Wemmbu moves his mouth down, sucking and biting as much as he can, his hands squeezing his chest. Flame whimpers when he pinches his nipples. Wemmbu presses forward. Lower stomach up against his, his lower half making a rolling motion. His moans, squirming against Wemmbu's grip on his waist, his crotch against his ass, he felt big. Everything about Wemmbu was big in general. His massive frame nearly had him drooling. Still, Flame doesn't let his hopes too high. He didn't want to mention it to Wemmbu, he already has a big enough head, but the feeling of his callouses were driving Flame crazy. He wonders how much he lifts or works to get there. The worst of it were rough at below the base of his fingers. Fuck. He hates Wemmbu.
Wemmbu finally parts from his chest, "are you clean?"
Flame nods, looking away, "I got tested a year ago, I haven't had– any... in a while,"
Wemmbu's smile was pure fucking predatory before fumbled over to his nightstand, taking an already ripped letter, "My test results, I'm clean,"
He briefly skims over it, "you on birth control?"
"Yes?" He looks down to the wet stain on his boxers, then back up to Wemmbu's face. The test results drop on his face, he quickly places the paper and letter back, "You're not fucking me raw."
"Flame,"
"I could be lying about STD's and birth control."
"User inferno_ashen lying? I never would've thought I'd see the day,"
"Shut the fuck up," why was he still horny.
Wemmbu presses his boner against his leaking cunt, "Flame, come on, imagine it." he caressed his sides.
"It's– that— you..."
"What a way with words sweetheart,"
He slaps Wemmbu's face right on his growing bruise, "oh, so you don't want pussy?"
Wemmbu looks back at Flame, he half expects him to just force his cock inside and start using Flame from the look in his eyes. He ignores the way his clit twitched at that thought. "If I can't fuck you good; you can beat me to a pulp. I swear on my life,"
"Why do you want to cum inside so bad, huh?" Wemmbu was an asshat. Why is Flame even still considering this? He knows why, huge fucking cock trapped in those boxers and Wemmbu was hot. And maybe he wants to see the guy whose annoyed him for years desperate.
"I'm gonna make you feel so good," He humps forward to Flame.
"That doesn't answer my question," he starts rubbing Wemmbu's shoulders, feeling out his muscles, making his breath hitch. Freckles decorated his skin everywhere.
"I wanna mark you and I think it'll be hot,"
Flame makes a considering face, adjusting his glasses, its a bit oily from their kiss. Grabbing Wemmbu's jaw he threatens, "If I don't cum atleast twice, I'm going to beat you so hard you need to go to the hospital,"
"That's hot," Wemmbu kisses Flame again. What a freak. His glasses press to his lids, never thought he'd see the day Flame likes feeling stubble on his face.
Flame lets out an embarrassing whimper when Wemmbu presses his palm over his slit, spreading it open with his fingers. The rough texture having him arching his back. A finger brushes over Flame's hole, and he jerks, trying to suck in a sharp breath with Wemmbu's mouth on him. Wemmbu huffs a laugh under his breath, rubbing his finger over his clenching hole again and again. Two of his fingers find his entrance and press into it, not pushing further yet at the same time Wemmbu's tongue enter his mouth, just feeling Flame as his insides try to pull him in. Slick covers Wemmbu's fingers, rubbing gently at his wet hole, he shudders. He bites at Wemmbu's bottom lip. Flame whines as Wemmbu dips his fingers inside his wet heat, prodding bluntly at his soft insides. His hand grabbed Wemmbu’s shoulders as he tries to rock back onto his his hand. His fingers slowly started pumping faster in and out of Flame.
His thumb moved to rub Flame's clit. Whatever noise he makes is swallowed by Wemmbu. The touch alternated between soft and rough.
They pant for air. He can feel his orgasm building in his lower stomach. Flame tipped his head back on Wemmbu's pillow, canting his hips down chasing his pleasure. He lets out a cry of relief when Wemmbu adds a third finger, sliding into his warmth easily. Flame pulls Wemmbu's hair experimentally carefully watching his expression. He sighs into it, biting his lip. Flame takes note of that. Wemmbu's fingers start fucking him fast, much faster. Flame's hand in brown hair tightens and his legs start to quiver. Suddenly Wemmbu's fingers change angle, perfectly hitting the spongy spot inside of him in rapid beats that has Flame seeing stars. His orgasm crashes into him unexpectedly, his pussy clenching down hard, Flame desperately humps Wemmbu's hand, the lilac sheets getting quickly ruined by his spend.
His fingers leave Flame's hole, Wemmbu takes in the full view, oggling at plump lips, clenching hole and glistening with slick.
"That was gorgeous sweetheart, can't wait to put my dick in your perfect cunt,"
The praise goes right to Flame's head, and subsequently, down to his cunt.
He dazedly nods, his glasses were dirty, fogged at the corners, but the thought of not seeing this in perfect vision would be a waste. Especially when muscle and fat moving perfectly as Wemmbu took his boxers off. It's pornographic how heavy his cock looked. Saliva was pooling in his mouth, Flame wants it in his mouth. He barely had any experience with deepthroating but the thought of choking on Wemmbu's cock had his entire body alight with interest. It was all flushed and leaking at the tip. His hips occasionally desperately twitching forward to Flame's warmth. It's so big. Was it going to even fit? Wemmbu jerked his cock– hissing as he does. God, if it doesn't he hopes Wemmbu will just force it in. "See something you like?"
"Yea, I do," he doesn't bother looking at Wemmbu's face. He spots something black underneath, "are you pierced?"
He looks up, Wemmbu smirks. That's all the confirmation Flame needs. Why the fuck does a random redditor have the most perfect cock. It was pissing Flame off.
"Face down ass up," Wemmbu orders.
Flame moves languidly making sure to push his ass near Wemmbu's face, arching his back as far as he can. Wemmbu swears. Big hands grope his ass, pulling it apart so it can jiggle back in place. Pervert. His cock pressed up inbetween his legs. Flame gasps when he feels it go past his pussy.
"Ask for it,"
He hates Wemmbu.
"You were the one who wanted to fuck me raw, why do I have to beg for it." Flame brats.
His hand comes down with a firm slap, right over his right cheek. Flame grabs the pillow. The second slap comes right on the heels of the first one, and the third is right after that. He's dripping down his thighs. Wemmbu alternates between two cheeks, hearing Flame pant he starts rubbing his burning ass admiring the glowing red marks, "Come on Flame, be good for me,"
Flame whines. Humiliated. Wemmbu pulls his left cheek, thwack— Flame's entire body jolts forward, nearly howling. His asshole throbbed. Wemmbu gives another blow, "fuck! No, no– Wait, fuck me— Wemmbu, I- I need your cock,"
Wemmbu laughs, "see that wasn't so hard,"
"Fuck you."
"I'd gladly fuck you sweetheart,"
Flame has had sex before, so he should be prepared, but it's still a shock. The immense stretch, the rude way Wemmbu's hard cock pushes past the tight clench of his inner walls, the sensation of piercings brushing sensitive nerves and teasing his rim. A rush of sensation crawls over his back, making him shiver and his eyes fill with tears, Flame bites the pillow to stop whatever moan he wanted to make. Little by little, Wemmbu pries him open, thrusting shallowly and gently yet insistentl into his squelching entrance, over and over and over again. On the next thrust, he let out a moan as that length slid deeper inside Flame.
Flame squirmed, the feeling of Wemmbu's cock starting to feel too much. A large hand pressed his shoulders down. The movement causing his length to sink deeper inside him. A jolt of pain ricocheted through his entire body, it felt so good. His hole clenched and unclenched, his walls expanding impossibly wide. Wemmbu started moving, clearly impatient. Fucking Flame into the mattress in earnest now. The headboard slammed against the wall with every thrust, his dick slamming impossibly deep inside with an obscene squelching noise that grew louder and louder.
u/gambitingitup
Finally met with u/inferno_ashen (✿◠ᴗ◠)
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u/saggitslayrt: what ghe fuck
↳ u/saggitslayrt: FOR FREE?????????? GAMBIT WHY ARE YOU POSTING PORN
↳ u/152837pen1s: its reddit what did you expect
↳ u/saggitslayrt: idk 💔💔 i was expecting a cute pic of them meeting up not straight up sex
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u/twinkfgnm: yall are way too hot to be that stupid on reddit
u/yaoicrunch: I MEANT RECORD THE FIGHT?????? This got to be scripted. Aint no way
u/mlmbbcluvr: fuck that black boy
u/givenchyyrings: IM WINNINGGGGGG wait yalls bodies are so hot. Yall should consider just doing porn
↳ u/yaoicrunch: im still in shock 😭 this can not be real
↳ u/givenchyyrings: idc if its real or fake but ik what im watching tonight when i dj
↳ u/yaoicrunch: OH MY GOF 😭😭😭
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u/Farmwars: ?????????????????? INFERNO??????
u/creeper_ah_ah_ahh: i did NOT need to know what their voices sound like when they fucked
↳ u/hermitethobbg: dude
↳ u/creeper_ah_ah_ahh: i always thought they had tension just not the sexual kind
↳ u/scarianwarrior2590: wdym they didnt have sexual tension?? I joined this event smp and they wanted to fuck so bad they were sabotaging their own teams 😭
↳ u/hermitethobbg: I JUST REMEMBERED THAT. Dude what team were you?? I was daybreak, coven and echanters held their meeting at my base to discuss how to kill them both off
↳ u/scarianwarrior2590: i was w the healers, didnt.... didnt gambit n inferno slime them all out ?
↳ u/hermitethobbg: yea 😔
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u/gothamdweller: why is this hot... i did not expect gambit to be that buff and, i apologize if this isnt woke, inferno to be black. With that out of the way, why are you both on reddit when clearly you guys are attractive.
↳ u/saggitslayrt: jerk off with me gotham
↳ u/gothamdweller: ill think about it im reevaluating my sexuality rn
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u/ilovefah: scripted. No way this isnt scripted, yall are interaction farming 😭
He pushes Wemmbu out, closing the shower door. "Get out!"
"It's my shower– I'm trying to get clean too!" He whines.
"Nah bro, thanks for fingering me out but you clearly have like wrong intentions to be in here,"
Wemmbu bit his lips, "so, no shower sex?"
"No!" Flame laughs, "You're so annoying bro, maybe after. Maybe," he emphasizes.
Mirth fills Wemmbu's eyes, he slowly exits, looking back everytime just in case Flame changed his mind. "I'm gonna order food,"
"Okay," the door clicks shut. Flame starts up the shower again, most of Wemmbu's products were purple. People were right about people who liked the colour purple.
—
It was three P.M. he should probably check his phone but he was already on the couch and Wemmbu's hands were rubbing his calf. JJK played on the TV, Wemmbu insisted they watched it as they ate. Flame took a greedy gulp of water, it was nice not having to prepare anything and be given whatever he needed. He was drowning in Wemmbu's shirt, the waffle he got the perfect amount of sweet and unhealthy. Flame wouldn't be surprised if Wemmbu stalked his food preferances.
Despite having watched JJK multiple times and reading the manga, Wemmbu was gripped by the screen. Flame liked the action, he hated that Gojo motherfucker though. Reminded him too much of Wemmbu.
Flame washed the dishes, looking to the side, Wemmbu was scrolling through his phone.
Returning to the couch, Wemmbu pulls Flame into his lap. What's playing on the screen changed to spotify. Wemmbu peppers kisses on his neck, "really?"
"You're thinking it," his hands slid up the shirt.
"I'm not," Flame chuckles.
Wemmbu bites his ear lobe, teeth brushing his gold earrings, "then why are you grinding your hips?"
Fucking more than once in one day when the sun hasn't even set was something he thought is— was trashy. Something Flame would never stoop himself down to. Wemmbu was right, he was pressing his hips down to his sweatpants. When else was Flame ever going to get the best dick of his entire life. This was reparations anyways for contantly pissing him off. "Open your mouth,"
Wemmbu does, Flame gets a good look at the split tongue and piercings. His lower stomach warms, maybe if he gets another chance he'll ask to sit on Wemmbu's face, for now. He gathers saliva in his mouth, then spitting it out into Wemmbu's. He groans, it mixes with Wemmbu's own saliva, he looks at Flame. He pets his cheek, caressing the bruise, "swallow,"
Wemmbu's adam's apple bobs satisfyingly. "I wanna bend you over," he relaxes in Wemmbu's hold. Maybe he shouldn't be so pliant for Wemmbu but he really needs it. A year of celibacy affecting Flame more than he'd like to admit. He's manhandled to whatever position pleases Wemmbu, his lower stomach pressing against the armchair, his ass up and his chest down, his toes the only part of his body touching the floor.
"Is this your favorite position?"
"Nah, my favorite's the full nelson." Wemmbu casually answers. Getting choked out by him—fuck. Flame needs to get a grip.
u/gambitingitup
Not scripted btw.
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u/saggitslayrt: i hate seeing a brother win like wdym u got a dadbod big dicked guy railing u 💔 those moans arent faked yall, its hard faking a moan like that.
↳ u/clavicul4risk1ng: fucking whore
↳ u/yaoicrunch: u should kill urself u pathetic fuck. Who the fuck r u calling a whore?? Ur mom hates u thats why ur sucking some rando guys dick online fucking freeuse slut
↳ u/saggitslayrt: thanks yaoi 💗
↳ u/yaoicrunch: stay safe saggit ☺️
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u/yaoicrunch: gambit u did NOT have to respond lil bro 😭
u/givenchyyrings: god loves me SO much guys. My prayers have been answered
↳ u/yaoicrunch: gambit fr captioned it "not scripted btw"
↳ u/givenchyyrings: i owe you my life for ragebaiting him <3
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u/twinkfgnm: i wasnt planning on jerking off tonight but ig i am
↳ u/givenchyyrings: omg group jerk off. u/gothamdweller join us
↳ u/gothamdweller: i just found out i might be bisexual i dont think im brave enough to jerk off that fast.
↳ u/twinkfgnm: no were jerking off tonight now idc if u just found out ur half a fag ur jerking off
↳ u/gothamdweller: okay
↳ u/givenchyyrings: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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u/Farmwars: STOP IT
↳ u/givenchyyrings: i think we forgot to ask for this guys consent
↳ u/3v4ng3l10n: guy whose consent we forgot
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u/boypusy420: this is so hot i love boypussy
↳ u/1520376899322269909: [Click here to experience boypussy!]
u/gorisluvsmlp: is there more of this? Its so rare seeing black bottoms
↳ u/yaoicrunch: let me summarize who gambit and inferno are for you, gambit is an internet troll and inferno hates him but hes always getting ragebaited by gambit. They agree to meet up and.... yea
↳ u/gorisluvsmlp: MAN 💔
Flame likes to think he's not like most people, he's got a good head on his shoulders, he's careful. So, it should be fine if he makes a reckless decision every once in a while.
He's unable to properly think anyways if Wemmbu keeps circling his clit like that. That familiar, beautiful pressure is mounting between his hips. Flame's eyelashes flutter as Wemmbu fills his cunt with a thrust. Every snap of his hips punches a breathless ah, ah, ah from Flame, Wemmbu hits so deep he can feel it in his guts. He's big enough to drag past that sensitive spot at the front of his pussy everytime. He's also big enough to nudge as deep as he can go and knock against his cervix. He can feel Wemmbu throb in the rim of his cunt. Flame loves how his piercings seemed to scratch at his insides, forcing his poor cunt to accomodate even more.
He thinks Wemmbu loves it too.
“God, you're so perfect,” Wemmbu praised around a grunt as he continued plowing into Flame's pussy.
Flame covered his face, it was getting too much. Wemmbu doesn't stop him, just chuckles. The sheets Wemmbu just changed ruined again with both their spend. Flame starts to cry, exhaustion beginning to weigh him down. The pain of overstimulation making everything feel hazy, his hole a nice blend of pleasure-pain.
"Flame– baby, tell me you want my cum,” Wemmbu ordered, punctuating his words with a series of particularly long-harsh thrusts. He pulled his cock out to the tip before plunging it back in forcefully, relishing in Flame's little whimper. “Tell me you want me to fill your slutty cunt up with my cum.”
"Fff— uh– uh— fuck you,"
"Cute," Wemmbu punches his stomach.
His cunt gushed at the punch, the pain mixing with the drag of Wemmbu's shaft against the hypersensitive skin inside of him, his vision white out at the edges. Both their bodies not safe from the spray.
“Oh– oh shit— Ah- ah!” Flame moaned as Wemmbu's cockhead slammed into all the sensitive spots deep inside him, he was going to be so bruised tommorow. “I-I want your cu-uh—cum."
"Why can't you be sweet all the time," he slowly drew his cock out from Flame's cunt, making him hyper-aware of each piercing and vein dragging against him. His thick head barely kissing his entrance, Wemmbu pistoned into him with his full strength. Sobs broke out from his arms. "If you weren't making all these noises I would've forced you to show your face,"
Wemmbu was pulling sounds from his body Flame never thought he could ever make. Desperate sobs indispersed moans and whimpers. Wemmbu's cock was fucking the restraint out of him, Flame's hips sank down back into his thrusts, trying to fuck himself deeper on Wemmbu's thickness.
Wemmvu grunted, his thrusts staggering into something less controlled. His long strokes became even more forceful bursts as he began to chase his own pleasure, Flame tightened reflexively around Wemmbu's cock, his orgasm arrives in a soft crescendo, nowhere near as powerful as his first, but he still lets out a moan of relief. His cunt milking his length with each squeeze as it began to pulse inside of him.
They both panted like they ran the marathon. Wemmbu pulled out just slightly, most likely enjoying the view his creamy pussy made. He pat Flame's stomach, "best sex I've ever had,"
Flame gave a thumbs up, "you— hh– ah, you can. Fuck. Wemmbu drive me back to my place, tommorow."
He pulls Wemmbu down for a kiss.
u/gambitingitup
We had fun (✿◠ᴗ◠) <3
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u/Farmwars: GET OFF OF HIM???
↳ u/givenchyyrings: gambit you got me agreeing A bit with farmwars... give that man a break 😭
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u/yaoicrunch: RAW????????? DIDNT YOU GUYS JUST MEET UP???
↳ u/saggitslayrt: no longer jealous because thats crazyyy. Fucking raw with someone you just met ONLINE??
↳ u/yaoicrunch: i genuinely cant believe my eyes
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u/givenchyyrings: creampie 😵💫😵💫🤤
↳ u/gothamdweller: im discovering a lot of new things about Myself today.
↳ u/givenchyyrings: cant wait to jerk off to this and with you bae
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u/creaammyyyyyy_: post more of this pls
Notifications
Loms 🤞
Flame where are you...
are you finished with...
this isnt safe, why...
Do you even know...
21+ messages
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING...
ARE YOU OKAY GENUNY...
What was that??...
Did you waht that?...
10+ missed calls
Where are you flame...
Im really worried i...
Why isnt your location...
Did you consent to...
WHY USNT HE GETTIBG...
7 missed calls
Jaden
Dude answer lomedy hes...
i went to target...
where are you gen...
2 missed calls
Dude its 8 pm...
I just opened reddit...
FLAME
FLAME
DDZDE WHERE ARE YOU...
100+
Fuck. Shit.
Flame opened reddit, immediately going to Wemmbu's account. The bigger man kissed his cheek before driving away.
He nearly drops his phone, lowering the audio on his phone. He presses play. It was them fucking. A side view of Wemmbu fucking Flame where he was ass up face down, their shoulders cropped out, his begging clear as day. The next clip, an obscene view of his cunt taking Wemmbu's cock, squelching noises nearly loud enough he has to lower his volume. The last was Wemmbu telling Flame to beg for his cum, the image his creampied pussy with Wemmbu's cock still lodged inside. There were hundreds of comments.
His clit twitched as warmth flood his cheeks and lower stomach. This was fucked up. This was horrible. Flame knew what he was going to do tonight with his vibrator.
Flame's head felt like a hard reset. Moving around in his kitchen in a daze, his body pleasantly sore, he called out of work under the excuse of being sick. Zam gave him the entire week off because of how rare (more like never) Flame being 'sick' was. After Wemmbu had cleaned him up he saw the mess that was his notifications. Flame can fight ten people no problem, work and deal with hundreds of customers zero issue, the second he saw the messages and missed calls from Lomedy and Jaden, it was wraps.
It'll be fine, he'll answer after he eats. Flame pulled up the collar of rhe shirt, inhaling the smokey and citrusy smell. Wemmbu smelled good. His front door rattled. Flame looked behind and it slammed open, Lomedy nearly falling on his face if it weren't for Jaden grabbing him. All three stare at each other.
Lomedy bursts into tears, the first set of words coming out of his mouth incomprehensible. Jaden looked relieved.
"Where were you?!"
"At Wemmbu's..." Flame continues cooking. He adds more ingredients knowing the both of them are going to eat too.
"Wait– Wemmbu—?"
Jaden's cut ofd by Lomedy, "Who's Wemmbu?"
"Uh, Gambit?"
Lomedy gathers breath, "why did I open reddit and see– see you–" he makes a vague slapping gesture.
"You can do it," Jaden quietly encourages.
"One thing led to another,"
"That's not good enough! You don't know him! You just met him! He's a random man you met off the internet!" Lomedy shouts.
"Mhmhmm," Flame added the curry blocks into the wok.
"You don't know how worried I was! How worried Jaden was! If you're going to do things like this atleast make sure your location is on!!!!"
He adds the potatoes and carrots, "I'll turn my location back on after I cook, my phone's charging right now,"
"Good." Lomedy thumps his foot like a bunny, wiping awax messy tears, "Don't ever do that again. I don't want you meeting this random man,"
Jaden chokes a bit at 'random' man.
Flame stirs continously, he should've bought meat yesterday. "Jaden do you know Wemmbu?"
Lomedy snaps his head to Jaden, betrayal clear as day on his face. "Uh, maybe,"
"Were discussing this when were eating." Flame points the spatula to Jaden.
Small fucking world.
Inferno
What the fuck is wrong with you
Gambit
Send pussy pics cause i know youre wet
Inferno
Fuck you
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Gambit
Fuck
Are you free this week?
Inferno
Maybe
Gambit
Wanna hangout (✿◠ᴗ◠)