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Their younger cousin can already hear the twins fighting from where they were standing. Panicked, he runs and calls for the twin's mother.
"Tita!! Tita!! " ("Auntie! Auntie!")
Then the twins arrive in the dining area with Osamu trying to grab at Atsumu's robe and literally trying to manhandle his older twin while berating him.
Osamu: "Sagutin mo ako!" ("Answer me!")
Atsumu: "Wala!" ("It's nothing!")
Osamu: "Anong wala?!" ("What do ya mean it's nothing?!")
Osamu: "Edi ano yun, ha?!" ("Then what was that?!"
Atsumu: "Kung nag-iisip ako, edi sana naisip ko na kinukunan na kami ng video!" ("If I was thinking straight, I would've known that they were taking a video of us! " [Meaning him and his teamate he oh-so-hated, Sakusa Kiyoomi])
Osamu literally wanted to pull his hair out, stressed at what his brother had done. Instead of a good morning coffee and a message from his husband: Rintaro, the first thing that greeted him this morning was headlines after headlines that a scandalous video between his brother and the outside hitter of MSBY had been spreading faster than wildfire.
The blonde had, again, thought with his dick instead of his brain. He points an accusing finger towards Atsumu, literally shaking.
Osamu: "Alam mo, kayo talagang mga bakla—" ("Ya know, ya gay people—"
Atsumu: "Ano? Sige, ituloy mo!" ("We're what? Go on, finish yer words!)
Osamu: Salot! ([You're] pests!)
Atsumu narrows his eyes at the man as if he's defending his own honor.
Atsumu: "I'm maybe a slut, but I'm the best slut in town, 'Samu!"
The what?
Osamu's frown deepens, trying to process his twin's words.
Osamu: "Tanga! Ang sabi ko salot hindi slut!" ("Ya idiot! I called you a pest, not a slut!)
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And Mama Miya arrived to the twins beating each other once more as if they weren't grown men. When will Ma ever get a break from these kids?