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Lily❤
I’m sorry for last night… I will talk to Hayden promise
Lily :
It’s not your fault moy lyubvoive. Pike just can ’t deal with my slut era
It’s ridiculous!
First, you can do what you want.
Second, it’s not like you had the choice…
And fuck! No matter if you slept with half of Boston, that’s not his business! And it doesn't change anything to your faithfulness
Lily :
My prince charming who defends my little slut honour🥰
I’m serious…
Lily :
Me too! You are everything to me and nothing can change that!
ya tebya lyublyu
Lily :
ya tebya lyublyu ❤
And…
You are a little slut too
Who’s fault is that??
Lily:
Guilty 😌
9 years of sex, that'll change you a man
you’re a menace…
Lily :
Your favorite menace 😈
Yes….
I’ll be there here in 15 minutes
Lily :
What?
Why?
You have training!
It's optional
And I don’t want to see Hayden after he disrespected you.
@H0chey_love
Guys! I saw Shane Hollander at the florist, He bought literally every lily from the store… He’s waiting and I can see his phone 👀
*Pictures of the conversation*
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Omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend!
Nooooo ! Why? How????🤯
What he’s he doing in Ottawa??
Dude missed a training, made a 2 hour drive and bought an entire florist….
Lucky Lily!
Is that too much to ask that a man stands up to his best friends for me 🥺
↪It’s the bare minimum honey…
Wait! Is that Lily a prostitute?
↪Fuck youre right!
↪He said “slut era” Maybe she stopped
↪Lily is a retired whore? 🤔
↪Shane mention Boston but this girl seems to be living in Ottawa
↪She would have quit her job AND her country for him
↪Pretty Woman vibe
9 years??? She said 9 years!!!!
↪ Wait ! Does that mean they have been sleeping together since 2010??? He was, what, 20 years old?
↪ 19…
↪ Dude has been sleeping with the whore for 9 years?? In Boston!!
↪ I don’t now if that makes him a legend or a pervert…
↪ both
↪ Coming from anyone else I wouldn't believe it …. But it’s Shane Hollander ! This dude is incapable of talking to women so sleeping with one … I’m not surprise he had to pay a professional. But that he’s become so attached that he had her come to Canada like he’s prince charming That is SO Hollander coded!
Anyone know what language they speak????
↪ It’s Russian
↪ translate???
↪ moy lyubvoive = my love
ya tebya lyublyu = I love you
↪ A whore? Russian?? In Boston?
↪10 dollars she’s Rozanov's ex
↪ Yes ! That's must be why he hid her !
↪ That and the fact that half of Botson has fucked her…
Hollander Family 🏡
Yuna:
Honey, are you coming for lunch ?
Lily :
If you have enough for 4 yes
Shane just told tall me he’s arrived
Yuna :
Shane? Don’t you have training???
Lily :
Yes but he preferred to come comfort me
Sorry mom but Hayden was obnoxious last night.
I don't want to see him and I don’t want to support Thériault
And it was optional
David :
I need to see if we have enough for 4…
I’m literally your son????
I’m allowed to come for lunch!
Yuna :
Lily asked first
David :
@Lily I found another puzzle in the cave :
Lily :
Yay !
Sorry moy lyubvoive, I’m the favorite child 😇
… 😑
David :
It’s good for 4 Shane!
Chicken Parmesan
Lily :
Yaaaaay! Thanks Dad!
David :
👍
Lily :
Shane come straight to the parents’ house, I’m hungry!
I’ll be there in 10 minutes
Yuna :
David take out the puzzle I've got the Monopoly
Lily :
No mom! Shane will cheat again!
You just have to follow the rules...
@H0chey_love
So… Shane just lived with his weight in lily ???? but! I have other very interesting messages 👀
*Pictures of the conversation*
Omg !!!! Just WTF ?????
Oh Wow … I was thinking they were serious but that much ???🤯
Lily is in the family chat 🥺
↪ She called Yuna and David “mom” and “dad” 🥺
↪Shane is a victim lol
I don’t know if the fact that Lily calls her boyfriend’s parents “mom” and “dad” is adorable or weird...
↪ Weird… like your boyfriend is your brother…
↪ Adorable ! It’s my dream to see my partners integrated in my family
Like this 🥺
↪ SO weird !
↪ Dude you don’t know her… imagine if she’s an orphan…
↪ You’re gonna make me cry ! 😭
↪ Imagine she’s an orphan and that’s why she’s prostitute
↪Good? I’m crying know 😭
Is it okay to not know someone and still want to protect her with all your soul #protectlily 🥺😭
Shane Hollander’s competitive even at Monopoly lol
I want Chicken Parmesan too!
Okay…
It’s time to recap everything we learned:
1. Shane Hollander has a girlfriend
2. Her name is Lily
3. She met Hayden pike and that went badly (He disrespected her)
4. Lily comes from Boston
5. Lily has slept with half of Boston
6. They’ve been sleeping together for 9 years (So 2010, Shane was 19 years old)
7. Lily speaks or is Russian
8. They’re in love your honor
9. Lily has met Yuna and David Hollander
10. They love her enough to let her be in family chat
11. They invited her for lunch WITHOUT Shane
12. She’s clearly the favorite child
13. Lily makes puzzle with David Hollander
14. Lily calls Yuna and David “mom and dad”
15. Lily has had a “slut era”
16. Lily lives or is in Ottawa
17. Shane is in love with her enough for him to skip training!
18. Hayden knew Lily before Shane presented her?
19. Shane learned Russian for Lily??
20. Shane fucking Hollander is a slut too???
↪Thank you for that!
↪ We also knows that Lily was a prostitute?
↪We supposed so, but she just said “slut” so maybe she just likes sex
↪Or She has a job like being a barmaid or a stripper
↪ Her being a stripper isn’t stupid! The Metro are famous for their love of strip clubs
↪The Metro yes, but Shane no!
↪He met her at 19, he was a rookie, maybe they forced him to go with them
↪ OMG you’re right !!!
↪That will explains how Pike knows her!
↪ Fuck yes!
They are details that nobody talks about and which make me feel sick… the “ it’s not like you had a choice…”
↪Thank you! I didn’t see anyone talk about that but it’s bad…. Poor Lily 🥺
↪ The way Shane says that… it’s surely worse than we think
↪Maybe something with her family ?
↪ Or the mafia? She’s Russian and they have mafia in Boston
↪ Dude it’s not Netlifx….
↪let me dream 😭
The fact that Pike judges Lily for that… I thought he was a good man… It seems like I was wrong…
Omg! It’s been an hour and I’ve read every tweet about this to build my theory so here it is:
In 2010, after a game with Boston (The Metro won the October game with a Shane goal), his teammates forced him to go out. He followed them because he was still a rookie and thought he couldn't decline. There are several theories but I bet for the strip club (Montréal loves strip clubs and it would explain Lily’s “reputation” and the fact that Pike seems to know her before Shane presented her), and because… it’s Shane and he doesn’t like change even in sex (autistic king) he slept with the same girl for years.
Okay that is the difficult part: Rose Landry
I think Shane and Lily broke up because of their jobs or their feelings. Shane tried to forget her with Rose…. It didn’t work out and but they got back together.
Lily left Boston for Ottawa, met the Hollander and they lived happily ever after!
↪ My favorite theory!
↪Somone called Hollywood!
↪With Rose Landry in Lily’s role lol
↪It sounds like romance novel
↪So real! Please Shane show us Lily! We already love her
↪Omg can you imagine the scandal!
↪ There are rapists and paedophiles who continue to play… I think the Ligue can deal with a whore on the WAG throne
↪Crowell will not like that his perfect player dates a girl like that…
↪fuck Crowell ! Lily deserves the WAG crown !
↪You think that's why he doesn’t show her?
Hayden Pike
Hayden :
Dude?
Dude, answer!
I’m sorry for yesterday but stop ignoring me !
The guys won't stop asking me about Lily !
What do I say?
The social media team is going crazy!
Please Shane
I will never say something bad about Lily again but please answer !!!
It’s been 5 hours since the leak…
I’m worrying
Jackie is gonna kill me….
The Canadian champions !💪
Olsson :
*twitter link *
Uh…. WTF ?????
Roy :
It’s fake, that’s not possible!!!
Koch :
Cap is a virgin!
Taylor :
Pike??? Something to say?
Beaulier :
Yes we want explanations!
Why don’t you ask Shane ?
Wilson :
Because he will not answer!
Drapeau :
But it’s not real??? Cap is really fucking a whore?
Yes the texts are real
I think…
It’s seems consistent
Olson :
Holy shit !
Koch :
We underestimated him guys…
Wilson :
Cap is a fucking legend!
Comeau :
SO…
Is she hot? 👀
Jesus…
Comeau :
Roh come on! Give us something to eat!
Boiziau :
Wait … FUCKING BOSTON LILY????
All this time, she was real!!!!
Not useful JJ! Help me!!!
Drapeau :
Come on, we want to know!
Taylor :
But do we know her?
The texts seemed to say that you knew her before Pike did?
Drapeau :
The people ask for pictures !
Andropov :
or at least the link of her only fans 👀
You’re fucking disgusting!
Fuck, Shane isn’t answering me!
Boiziau :
You did insult his girlfriend dude…
Comeau :
Is she his girlfriend ?
Koch:
He told her “I love you” in Russian
Olson:
Fuck she’s Russian???
Comeau :
How could he trap her !
Taylor :
Wait…. Did he cheat on Rose FUCKING Landry ???
Fuck ! I’ll tell you this only and nothing more !
NO Lily is not a prostitute
NO He didn’t cheat on Rose Landry. I don’t know the whole timeline but I know they were on….. break ? at this time
YES They are a couple
And yes…. She is objectively very hot…
Andropov :
Fuck…
Wilson :
Cap the Legend