I have a theory.
A relapse theory.
Hopefully someone will read it without laughing.
Hopefully they'll take it somewhat seriously.
Hopefully someone does before my line goes straight.
I have a theory about that, too.
My name is Corbeau. First story, not a fanfiction. I'm quite young so it might not be great.
Too much ambition, not enough money.
The Relapse Theory
Entry (X)
07/01/2026: Urge: 2 Cut: 1
13/01/2026: Urge: 1 Cut: 3
18/02/2026: Urge: 2 Cut: 0
07/03/2026: Urge: 1 Cut: 0
16/03/2026: Urge: 2 Cut: 0
17/03/2026: Urge: 1 Cut: 0
18/03/2026: Urge: 3 Cut: 0 (+ hairtie trick)
24/03/2026: Urge: 2 Cut: 0
07/04/2026: Urge: 2 Cut: 3
Oh, well.
I had a good run.
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