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"I am not afraid to square up to a child, *name*."-me
"Hear me out... the KOOLAID man" "heard"-my two friends
"It's a bit.... homosexual in here.." "girl it's just you"-me and my online friend
"You're gay." "Hell yeah"-also my two best friends
"Came snuggle with daddy baby girl"-my friend
"Are you two SPOONING on MY COUCH!? WITHOUT ME!?"-me
"I'm so dada man" "excuse me what"-my friend and I
"I once fought a six year old and WON"- me
"I have beef with each and every student and teacher in this god forsaken school." "Why..?" "I don't know man"-my friend and I
"*NAME* YOU CANT SAY THAT WE'RE IN SCHOOL" "I CAN AND I DID"-my friend and I
"In my anemic eraaaa!"-me
"I'm gonna sneak into your house and piss on your floors"-my friend
"Daaammnnn grandma a gangster"-me
"For the last time I'm not getting you gas station ice cream"-my friend
"I just got a bbl and my ass huurrtttsss"-my friend
"a 45 year old man named Tommy could come and molest us, you never know"-my friend
"What if we made crack out of the snow"-me
"MAY THE POWER OF GL AND YURI GUIDE YOU"-my online friend
"Srsly if you screenshot and post ANYTHING I've said during this conversation I'm going to get a bunch of people to come at you while snapping in unison and standing in a triangle formation"-me
"We got a bluetooth connection of some shit" "we're on the saaammmee FREAKuency"-me and my friend
"Write a fic about Mori getting with the Wise Old Elf after he saw Fukuzawa get with Fukuchi" "aye aye boss. Will not disappoint"-my friend and I
"Change the world, one yaoi at a time"-me
"Alright gays I'm back" "...but it's just me??? Are the ghost gays here or something?" "Nah your gayness counts for multiple people" "math is mathing"-my friend and I
"Look at those homosapiens "-my friend
"I love my kids o have like 20 atp" "I love your kids too" "whoa there buddy we don't need a reverse M*ri situation here"-me and my friend
"Hmm. How bodacious."-my friend
"Hahah don't kys you're too sexc aha" "I'm gonna fucking jump" "me too man" "DOUBLE SUICIDE!!"-me and my friend
"He's the bad gay trust" "I KNOW that misspelling was intentional"- my friend and I