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Bachira has created a group
Bachira has added Isagi and 20 others…
Blue lock ball hoggers
Bachira: It's so weird how we had no gc so I created one!
Chigiri: Last thing we needed was a gc
Bachira: Hater :(
Otoya: The lady is right tho
Karasu: This feels like a gay gathering.
Chigiri: @Otoya for the last fucking time, I am NOT a lady
Niko: @Karasu are you mayhaps a.... Homophobe?😱😱
Yukimiya: Nah he's just gay
Otoya: frr
Karasu: Tf Im not?! And how would you know??
Yukimiya: Everyone with eyes can see how you act with Otoya bfrr
Karasu: Still doesnt answer the question, how do you know? You can't SEE
Otoya: Hahahaha lmaooooo
Yukimiya: @Otoya better ask your man to watch his mouth
Otoya: Atleast he has eyes to watch
Chigiri: Nahhh ts sooo funnyyy
Yukimiya: Not the lady too...
Chigiri: I can't even ask you to sleep with one eye open cuz it does no shit for you
Bachira: THATS WILDDDD
Niko: Why are we ganging up on Yuki, Bullying the disabled is a nono!
Isagi: Hey!
Otoya: Isagi wrong time my dude
Isagi: What happened?
Karasu: Read up.
Isagi: Oh roflllll
Rin: Lukewarm.
Kaiser: Hello Yoichiii
Isagi: Hi Rin!
Isagi: Hello Shitty emperror
Kaiser: Aww nickname cuz u love me? Just when i thought you couldnt be more adorable.
Chigiri: @Yukimiya bring him with you for your next eye check up
Nagi: If u wanna tell him call him instead he cant see your msgs
Niko: Dem
Hiori: He came online just to say that lmaoo
Ness: Kaiser! I completed drying your laundry!
Isagi: Good dog
Kaiser: Aw you thanking him for my clothes cuz anything thats mine is urs?
Ness: Isagi you better not send anything bad or I'll tell Rin abt what I saw yesterday
Bachira: Nah Isagi send it! I wanna know what happened ystrdy
Isagi: NO NESS ISTG YSTRDY WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING
BACHIRA MY SOULMATE, THE REASON OF MY HEARTBEAT, THE AIR TO MY LUNGS, MY BEST FRIEND PLS DO NOT ASK HIM ABT YSTRDAY
Shidou: AW NOW I WANNA KNOW
Kurona: Is it abt what happened in the gates??
Hiori: OHHHHH THATTTT YEAH NO ISAGI HE GOT YOU GOOD
Isagi: Yeah ik 😭😭
Rin: Tch what did you do lukewarm?
Ness: Oh yoichi you wanna tell him?
Isagi: I'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU
Ness: Oh I'd love to see you try
Kaiser: LMAOOO YOICHI WHAT DID YOU DO
Kurona: You're the only one in bm who doesnt know lol
Hiori: Frr i feel like he's scared abt kaiser knowing too
Isagi: Oh Ness you have no clue
Ness: Oh? Shiver me timbers🥶
Isagi: @Kaiser come to my room baby?
Kaiser: OFC 5 MINS
Isagi: Tysm bbyyy
Kaiser: <3
Kaiser is offline
Isagi: @Ness if you dont stfu I'll fuck him up good
Ness: Fucking asshole
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, ASSHOLE NPC, PEDOPHILE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GOON TO RIN. YOUR PARENTS SENT YOU OFF TO BLUELOCK SO THEY DONT HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE EVERYDAY AND REGRET THEIR MARRIAGE. AND YOU ARE THE FUCKING MONSTER INSIDE BACHIRA, THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
Karasu: Holy yap
Bachira: SYFM?? LIKE IK U AIN TALKING ABT MY BESTFRIEND LIKE THAT YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
Kunigami: .
Chigiri: @Isagi You gonna take all that?
Isagi: Nahhh @Bachira and @Kunigami spoke enough for me.
See that Ness? I have friends to defend me unlike you.
Nagi: Bro thought he got you @Isagi
Otoya: lmaooo shit so bad that Nagi had to pull up
Hiori: I live for the drama✨
Shidou: WAITT
@Isagi what r u doin to kaiser
Isagi: Idk bro it depends on Ness
I just bought some stuff just in case you mess up @Ness
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Ness: Fine I wont tell
but if you touch him i'll send Rin the video too
Shidou: Damn that things kinkyy
lemme borrow it after you're done sprout boy
Isagi: Not even gonna ask why you need it.
Shidou: 👅
Charles: 👅👅
Shidou: MY BROTHERRR
Charles: MY BROTHERR
Shidou: Whats cooking cuh
Charles: tryna dye lokis hair to hot pink
wbu gng
Shidou: Tryna bang @Sae
Sae: Demon.
Shidou: OMG HIIII WYD POOKIE PATOOTIE SUGAR WOOKIE CUPCAKE WITH ICING AND CHERRY ON TOP
Sae: In my room.
Shidou: Can I come??
Sae: Sure.
Shidou: OMGGGG OMFGG HE LET ME HIT
Shidou went offline
Sae went offline
Karasu: Damn even shidous got game
Yukimiya: Oh my days
Otoya: Oh my days
Bachira: Oh my days
Rin: Oh my days.
Chigiri: Oh my days
Niko: Oh my days
Kurona: Oh my days
Hiori: Oh my days
Aiku: Oh my days
Niko: There's not much left old man dw
Aiku: This is why i dont text here
Sendou: Lmaoo
Niko: I thought it was cuz the police got to you for being a pedo and touching kids
Otoya: LMAOOO
Kaiser: HAHA
Chigiri: OMG KAISER YOU'RE ALIVE??
Hiori: DUDE I THOUGHT ISAGI KILLED YOU]]
Kaiser: WHY WLD YOU THINK THAT??
Otoya: I mean you haven't been active in so long and Isagi was with you so i dont see why not
Kaiser: Maybe we just fucked??
Bachira: Oh hell nahhh no ones believing your lying ass
unless..???
Kurona: I think they did
I heard kaiser screaming so loud
Hiori: First Ryusae and now Kaisagi too??
Otoya: KAISER IS THE BOTTOM??
Chigiri: Yeah no way twinksagi topped the Michael Kaiser
Kunigami: He actually did.
Karasu: WILDD
Bachira: NOOO WHAT ABOUT BACHISAGI😭😭
Rin: What the fuck?
Yukimiya: Your bf js fucked kaiser lmaoo
Rin: i dont care
Karasu: OOF YK HES MAD WHEN HE DOESNT USE GRAMMAR
Nanase: Guys help Rin san just ran and shut the bathroom door so loud
Karasu: so THAT was the noise i thought someone bombed pxg dorms
Otoya: 😭🙏🙏
Shidou: Dem guys I thing the police got to us i heard a shooting sound
Hiori: Read up my bro🙏🙏
Shidou: oh damn
Chigiri: Oh come on it cant be THAT bad
Charles: Guys Loki just heard the bang and sprinted,
@Shidou bro is the world ending i think the meteor just landed
Karasu: @Chigiri You see that?
Chigiri: 😭🙏
Isagi: RIN PLS IT JUST HAPPENED
I BEG YOU PLSS
HEAR ME OUT
RIN
@Rin pls dont be mad
Aiku: TS SOO FUNNY WHAT 😭🙏
Karasu: Shush
Aiku: mb gng
Isagi is offline
Kaiser: LMAOO
Otoya: I bet $100 that theyre gonna fuck
Hiori: $100 that Isagi tops
Shidou: $100 that Rin will confess
Aiku: $100 Rin wld be too chicken and just brush isagi off
Barou: Y'all are going to hell, betting on ppls relationship
Nagi: Maid barouu
Barou: I swear if you dont put your damn socks in the bin next time I will KILL you Hassleman
Nagi: ·x·
Reo: I alr hired a maid to do it
Nagi: Reo
Reo: Hii Treasuree
Chigiri: ANYWAYS
@Kaiser why wld u let twinksagi top you
Karasu: Is that dick big tho
Kaiser: .
Kaiser: idk kinda just happened and he was BIG alright
Bachira: Meat stealer
Otoya: Nahhh meat stealer is CRAZYYY
Chigiri: BACHIRA WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Niko: LMFAO I CANT DGCVCVG
Aiku: Now now you gotta breathe kid
Niko: EWW you just ruined the mood unc
Aiku: Oh now even helping is bad?
Kunigami: @Isagi since your online ig things went well?
Isagi: 😭😭😭
I thought it was over bro
LIKE I WAS PANICKING SM
BUT RIN FORGAVE ME 🙏
Otoya: Did you fuck tho?
Rin: Tch.
That lukewarm begged on his knees, so I let him go.
Karasu: Thats great but
Did you fuck tho?
Isagi: I mean i didnt know how to make him stop being mad at me so i had to??
Hiori: @Aiku pay up mf
Aiku: FUCKKK
Hiori: @Isagi Who topped?
Isagi: Do I have to tell??
Hiori: Gates, yesterday.
Isagi: OKAYYY I DID FINE??
Hiori: YESS PAY UP MF
Otoya: LETS FUCKING GO BABYYY
Shidou: @Isagi did rinrin confess?
Isagi: UM
UM
KINDA???
LIKW IT WAS AN RINISH CONFESSION?!!
Rin: Tch Lukewarm.
Shidou: Okay then I get $75??
Karasu: I'd say 90
Isagi: Y'ALL MAKING BETS ABT MY LOVELIFE SHLD BE ILLEGAL😭
Kunigami: So what did you say?
Isagi: Nothing, I mean I have to talk abt it with Kaiser so...
Otoya: Damn he almost became the next Aiku
Aiku: 😭😭
Shidou: WAITTT
SO YOU AND KAISER ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP??
Chigiri: WAIT WHAT
Isagi: NO???
Kaiser: what...
Isagi: ITS KIND OF LIKE A SITUATIONSHIP 😭😭😭
Kaiser tfym what 😭😭
Bachira: WHAT
Isagi: Bachira 😭
Ness: WAIT TILL RIN FINDS OUT ABT YESTERDAY MF
Isagi: Ykw I'll tell him myself i ain lettin you blackmail me
Hiori: WAIT FRR??
Kurona: You'll be missed Isaisa
Ness: You don't have the balls to do it yoichi
Isagi: @Rin yesterday I talked with my ex gf in the gates
Rin: That was what you were scared of telling me?
Tch lukewarm idiot.
Isagi: it's just that she caused a lot of drama and ness has a pic of me and her talking he took it in a weird angle to make it look like we were kissing
Kurona: She was flirting with you a lottt
Hiori: And she was sooooo pretty
Kaiser: I didnt know Yoichi dated girls
Rin: Neither did I
Karasu: I dont think any of us would have guessed🙏🙏
Otoya: DAMN HOW DOES ISAGI PULL ALL THE FINE SHYT
Chigiri: FRR THO
Shidou: The thought of isagi being straight is doing weird shit to me'
Aiku: You're not alone bro🙏🙏
Niko: SO NOW YOU'RE STALKING SHIDOU TOO??