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𝟑𝑹𝒅 𝑷.𝑶.𝑽
Veteran always thought he liked women, he thought Gnome was a smoking hottie, and if you asked him, no he totally did not think Captain(dressed as a girl) was hot. Captain was in a red dress, and instead of having his normal captain hat, he had flower clips in his hair and as Gnome put it, Captain was gorgeous but not as gorgeous as her. Veteran agreed that "Captain is gorgeous in that outfit-"
"Uh.. What was that, Veteran?" Dum asked...
"Did you just agree that Captain was gorgeous, Veteran in that dress? Aren't your guys' whole thing hating each other???" Player asked with genuine confusion, Veteran didn't realize he said that out loud...