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“What would you do if you woke up as a woman?”
Lu Guang wanted to roll his eyes to the sky for that fuckass question so hard. This…homeless(?) woman came into the studio saying she was really hungry, and how she was about to faint. Lu Guang normally wouldn’t let shady people inside, but seeing the woman’s poor state, considering her torn clothes and dirty face…he felt generous today, you could say.
But he wasn’t expecting that she’d also talk nonsense while eating the leftover noodles he’d given to her. Seriously, who the hell would ask that? He didn’t ask her age, but he’s sure she’s over 18. What will she ask next? Do you have a crush on somebody?
Lu Guang finally answered as she was looking into his soul, “That’s a stupid question.”
The woman chuckled, “Nu uh, I need you to give me an answer!”
Lu Guang had to admit, this was not the question he expected to be asked today, and be forced to give a clear answer to.
He leaned back against the counter, arms crossed, "Is there any particular reason for this question?" He asked, raising a brow.
“Just curious about what you’ll say. Most people answer with ‘I’d let the homies hit’.”
Lu Guang bristled, “If you’re done with eating, get out.”
“I’m not leaving before you give me an answer.”
Lu Guang sighed in frustration. He started thinking about it, alright. He took the question more seriously than he probably should have and mulled it over, considering every angle.
He thought about the social expectations, the physical differences. He thought about societal norms and double standards, the ways people would perceive him, how he'd react himself.
All while doing his best to ignore that irritating voice in the back of his head suggesting things he most definitely did not need to think about right now.
And eventually... he came to a conclusion, "I suppose," he began slowly, "I suppose I'd try to be the same.I wouldn't change much, I mean…"
He looked away awkwardly, as if he'd said something he probably shouldn't have out loud. Clearing his throat, he added, "Besides the obvious, of course."
He looked anything but comfortable talking about this, yet the girl continued, “Like having boobs and a vagina?”
Well…Lu Guang shouldn’t expect manners from somebody like…this, he guesses, “Yeah.”
“Ugh, booooring! Just say I’d let the homies hit and I’ll leave.”
He shot her a glare. He’d normally try dragging her out, but he’s been feeling a bit too tired today to strain himself. Call him a princess or whatever, it’s called self-care.
He spoke in a monotone and fed up tone, “I’d let the homies hit, surely…I can’t wait to have a vagina, so—”
The woman smiled mischievously, then she took something out of her pocket and threw it on Lu Guang’s face! Some kind of pink dust?
Lu Guang let out a startled curse as the pink dust suddenly obscured his vision, instinctively raising a hand to shield his eyes.
"What the—" His gaze was blinded, trying to make sense of what was happening. He took a step back, bumping into the counter behind him.
“Go get that pussy pounded now! Bye-bye!”
Lu Guang coughed as the dust eventually cleared, his breath hitching when he realized who was missing.
"...This isn't funny." His voice came out angrily.
He looked around, his eyes scanned every inch of space where she had been standing moments before, no trace left behind except that fucking pink haze still lingering in the air like some kind of joke.
The rational part of his brain told him there had to be a logical explanation for this, that she couldn't have simply vanished into thin air. But his mind was too consumed with frustration and that gnawing sense of something being off to listen properly.
He tried to call out again, but his throat closed up before any sound could escape. He must look crazy right now for trying to talk to emptiness…well, the situation he’s in is far from normal anyways?!
Could it be that he hallucinated the whole encounter? But the finished noodle bowl and dirty chopsticks were real and he didn’t eat it…did he? No! He’s gaslighting himself at this point! The woman was right there! Crazy…he was crazy once. They locked him in a little tiny room—it’s not the time to joke around.
It took a few more minutes of fruitless searching before Lu Guang finally accepted that she was gone.
He stood there in the now empty room, still a little disoriented but slowly regaining composure. The silence in the room was almost oppressive, every sound echoed too loud in his ears.
Lu Guang exhaled slowly, running a hand through his hair. He felt...off balance, in a way that he couldn't quite explain. It was as if the world had tipped sideways and he couldn't find his footing again.
Maybe washing his face will help clear his mind? Not that the pink dust left any trace on him, but he feels some kind of…heaviness.
He tried shaking his head to shake off the weird feeling, and made his way upstairs.
The cold water made him feel a bit better, but there’s just…something off he can’t explain. He looked into the mirror with a blank face…
Huh..? Since when was his face a bit round? Did he finally gain weight from Cheng Xiaoshi’s cooking? He turned his face to left and right, his lips looking a bit fuller? Probably because of the cold water. His lashes also look prettier? Eh, some men have beautiful lashes, and again, the water made them wet…he simply probably never realized before.
Lu Guang brushed it off and felt the need to stretch because of the odd pain on his back. He lifted his arms in the air—holy shit, what the fuck?!
Some…big things were sticking out on his chest?!
That can’t be because of water…nor Cheng Xiaoshi’s cooking.
With trembling hands, he lifted his shirt to see…well-rounded breasts.
Lu Guang’s hands moved slowly over the unfamiliar curves of his chest, feeling the weight settle heavily in his palms. The skin was so soft and smooth, almost silky, with a gentle warmth that contrasted the cool air around him. His fingertips traced the outline. His…breasts rounded out fully beneath his touch, firm yet yielding in a way that was completely new to him.
The nipples, now hardened from the chill, stood erect and sensitive, almost painfully aware of every slight brush of fabric or breeze. He immediately looked away, too afraid to touch them.
That woman…turned him into a…whatever this is?! That pink dust she threw on him must’ve been the cause of this, he wasn’t hallucinating anything!
Wait.
If he literally has boobs right now, that means he also has…
Lu Guang hastily lowered his pants and boxers to see—oh god. What.the.fuck.
Lu Guang’s eyes traced the unfamiliar sight between his legs. His dick was gone, obviously…what was there was the delicate folds of soft, pink flesh framed by a small slit that glistened faintly with moisture. The inner labia peeked gently from beneath the outer lips when he parted…that part, which is slightly darker in hue, contrasting with the smooth, lighter skin around them. The area was warm and subtly flushed. His clitoris became more apparent as he awkwardly tried inspecting it…
This is not a joke. Unless he’s gone crazy, he truly has a…
Lu Guang's eyes closed tightly for several seconds, chest still rising and falling in quick, ragged breaths as he tried to get his emotions under control. Anger, confusion, denial, disbelief, each fighting for dominance and all threatening to send him spiraling completely.
Finally, when it felt like he might be able to actually speak without completely snapping...
He doesn’t even want to talk about how his hips got wider and his…ass.
…In all honesty, Lu Guang had never been the most muscular type. His job in the photo studio didn't require that kind of physique, after all.
He’s got baseless comments about how he was almost pretty like a girl before, but he still had some lean muscle even though it wasn’t much. And he still is obviously a man!?
Though now…those very differences were exaggerated by the body he found himself trapped within. Curvier lines where before there had been straight ones like a door, a smaller waist with wider hips, and just... fuller in every possible way.
He was about to crash out completely until he heard the entrance door opening, “Lu Guaang! I bought milk tea for you!”
The sound snapped Lu Guang out of his stunned stupor. He looked towards the source of the sound with an expression caught between panic and dread.
If Cheng Xiaoshi saw him like this... Lu Guang had no idea how to even start explaining the situation. Or what the other man's reaction would be.
He hastily fixed his clothes, making sure his new…stuff wasn't sticking out too much. He winced at the way the fabric seemed to cling to his chest in a way it never had before.
He took a steadying breath, fixing his hair and quickly washing his hands in the sink before heading out to greet Cheng Xiaoshi.
Ignoring how it felt so weird to go downstairs as his chest—ugh, just ignore it, just ignore it.
He put his usual monotonous face on when Cheng Xiaoshi saw him, “Finally! I almost thought you weren’t home.”
“I was…in the bathroom.”
“Ah, I swear you take forever in the bathroom,” he gave Lu Guang his milk tea, “I got your favorite since you got mad at me for forgetting to wash the dishes in the morning! Praise me now, pleasee?”
Lu Guang took the milk tea with shaky hands, his voice coming out a little more strained than he would've liked, though he tried not to let it show too much. “Thanks…good job.”
Cheng Xiaoshi raised an eyebrow as he watched Lu Guang accept the tea, noticing the odd way his hand and voice shook. Lu Guang looked tense, almost nervous as he clutched the cup like a lifeline. That was definitely unlike him. "Are you alright? You seem kind of…shaky."
Lu Guang forced a nod, trying to play it off as nothing. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just a long day, that's all."
He avoided eye contact, busying himself with taking a long sip of tea. He was sure he could feel Cheng Xiaoshi still staring at him, assessing. The silence between them suddenly seemed too heavy.
“...Did you get shorter or something?”
Lu Guang nearly spit out his tea.
He looked at Cheng Xiaoshi incredulously, trying not to show the sheer panic that suddenly gripped him at having one of the physical changes pointed out which he didn’t even realize it himself!
"What?" He managed after a moment, his voice a tad higher than usual. "Of course not."
It was all he could do to keep his expression neutral.
Cheng Xiaoshi squinted, leaning in slightly. "Huh. You do seem a little shorter. Is Guangguang really shrinking? Hehe…”
He reached out to ruffle Lu Guang's hair, an old habit of his, but froze mid motion when he saw Lu Guang’s shirt being…way too stretched?
His brows furrowed, "...Since when do you wear baggy shirts like this?" Not that Lu Guang dresses like a gym rat to show off his body, but he’s never stretched any of his shirts like this…something wasn't adding up here at all today.
Lu Guang quickly stepped out of reach, trying and failing to keep his expression neutral as he cursed inwardly.
Fuck, he was supposed to hide the changes before anyone else got here, especially Cheng Xiaoshi! But now he was being questioned about how he dressed, too? He was going to have a heart attack at this rate.
He took a breath, then tried for a nonchalant reply. "I figured I'd try something different today.”
Cheng Xiaoshi's frown deepened. Lu Guang never 'tried something different' unless he was absolutely forced to like he’d rather die. Especially not with his clothes. He eyed him up and down, taking in the slight flush to the man's cheeks, the way he held himself too stiffly... Something was definitely off with him.
"You're acting weird," he said bluntly, crossing his arms. "Are you sure you're alright?”
Lu Guang clenched his jaw, his grip on his tea tightening to a point that he was going to make it explode, "Yes, I'm fine!"
That…came out sharper than intended. He quickly schooled his expression back into something more neutral and avoided eye contact, focusing intently on the random stain on the wall instead of looking at Cheng Xiaoshi’s face.
This was bad. He was way too obvious if Cheng Xiaoshi was starting to suspect something this early on. He just needed some time to think without being questioned.
Cheng Xiaoshi looked at him in confusion, “Uh…alright..? I’ll make dinner, do you want anything special?”
Lu Guang shook his head, still not looking at Cheng Xiaoshi. At least he dropped the topic. "No, just...Whatever you want is fine."
He needed to get away, even just a few minutes to gather his racing thoughts. Being around Cheng Xiaoshi was clearly too risky at the moment, given how easily his behavior was being picked apart. "I'm going to go lay down for a bit," he murmured, already turning to head upstairs.
Cheng Xiaoshi watched as Lu Guang disappeared up the stairs, still feeling a bit bewildered.
He had seemed so on edge ever since he got home, and now he was locking himself in their room?
He sighed, rubbing a hand over his face in frustration. Whatever was bothering Lu Guang, it was clearly something he didn't want to talk about. And unfortunately, when he got like this, there was no pushing the issue.
With a shake of his head, he began preparing dinner. He was going to find out sooner or later anyways.
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The rest of the day passed in a sort of uneasy quiet.
By the time dinner was finished, Lu Guang still hadn't shown himself again, though Cheng Xiaoshi assumed he must have been asleep by now or he’s avoiding having dinner, which didn't use to be so unusual back then, given Lu Guang’s lack of appetite. But he’s doing better now. So the only explanation is he’s avoiding him. As he tidied up the kitchen, his thoughts kept drifting back to Lu Guang’s behavior. Maybe he’s sick and trying to hide from Cheng Xiaoshi as usual?
He decided to check on him after putting away the dishes.
The door of their shared bedroom was slightly ajar. Did Lu Guang forget to close it? That’d be like…impossible normally, but everything feels so out of place today that he can’t wrap his mind around shit, apparently.
Cheng Xiaoshi hesitated for a moment. If he won’t peek inside quietly, Lu Guang will keep hiding whatever he’s hiding. Maybe he’s invading his privacy a bit (a lot), but he’s just trying to help, okay? What if he’s fainted? Or—
Cheng Xiaoshi froze.
Lu Guang is in front of a mirror with a frown on his face. Nothing unusual, he’s been complaining about how his cooking will make him gain weight in the mornings like this.
But what’s so unusual right now is Lu Guang’s…wider hips (as in child bearing hips)? Hips that looked like they could wrap around someone perfectly. The shape looked softer, fuller, something about it unfamiliar enough to make him stare. His waist curved inward more than usual, creating a sharper contrast with his hips. Cheng Xiaoshi found himself staring, unable to pull his gaze away, like his brain hadn’t caught up with what he was seeing yet.
And his chest.
It was a lot fuller than Cheng Xiaoshi remembered, not just slightly different but clearly developed. The curve was soft but noticeable, rising naturally from his torso instead of staying flat. It wasn’t exaggerated, but it was enough to change the entire outline of his body.
The skin there looked smooth, soft…and squishy—
Cheng Xiaoshi almost slapped himself for the path his thoughts took. Mind you, he already has a massive crush for Lu Guang. He’s not a stranger to getting boners about…him…or jerking off to his hot roommate. Yeah, yeah and they were roommates, he knows how pathetic he is to steal glances whenever Lu Guang gets out of the shower and changes clothes, or when he bends over to clean the counter…or the time where Cheng Xiaoshi made him try pilates and the way he stretched forward—
Fine. He wasn’t stealing glances, he was looking at his ass and legs so hard that he could magically change dimensions and “accidentally” stick his cock inside or something. He said he was pathetic, do not judge him.
And all of these happened when Lu Guang’s body was…well, more masculine? It doesn’t matter to him honestly, Cheng Xiaoshi wanted to smash his masculine body so bad he could sob and jerk his cock in agony. And now…he wants to smash this…new body of his like he needs air. He’s suffering from the disease of not being able to touch boobs right now. Cheng Xiaoshi was already dying to fondle Lu Guang’s non-prominent chest before, as sometimes he’d see him shirtless. Oh how he wants to fuck him just as bad—
Stop! Stop! He should silence his second head to think with the first one! How did Lu Guang’s body come to this in the first place? He should think about it with his head up there!
Just as he was trying to figure out how to even approach the situation, his footing gave out. His feet slipped, and before he could catch himself, he lurched forward, sending the door flying open as he hit the ground face-first.
Fuck. Fuck. Just fuck his life.
Lu Guang flinched and immediately lowered his shirt without fully turning back to him, “Cheng Xiaoshi, what the hell are you doing?!”
Cheng Xiaoshi ignored the pain on his nose and looked up. His mouth opened and closed like a dying fish, “I…I wanted to…uh, dinner…”
He crossed his arms in the hopes of covering his chest, but it only stuck out more, “You could’ve just called me downstairs!”
Lu Guang's cheeks burned. The anger he felt was secondary to the sheer humiliation he felt at being seen like this.
Especially by Cheng Xiaoshi of all people!
He watched Cheng Xiaoshi’s gaze shamelessly roam over his body, trying vainly to ignore just how Cheng Xiaoshi was staring at his chest.
Well…there’s nothing to hide anymore, right? He stupidly forgot to close the door, and this idiot peeked inside. He’s seen…everything.
Finally, he found his voice, strangledly, "Shut the door.”
The words snapped Cheng Xiaoshi out of his frozen stupor. He shook his head a little, as if trying to clear his thoughts, then stepped inside the room and did as told, closing the door with a soft click.
He didn't say anything for several moments, just stood there with his back pressed to the door and one hand still gripping the doorknob like he was about to bolt any second. His gaze flickered back to Lu Guang, then back to the floor.
Cheng Xiaoshi exhaled sharply, his grip on the doorknob finally loosening once Lu Guang told how he got into this…situation.
The sheer absurdity of the situation hit him all at once. A client? Pink dust? This wasn't some cheap magical girl trope or a lewd novel with a freaky plot and freakier characters?! He rubbed his face with both hands before dragging them down slowly, letting out another slow breath as he processed everything that had just been said to him in one go.
Cheng Xiaoshi began carefully after a moment (choosing each word very carefully), "...So you're telling me…someone came into our shop today and somehow turned you into... this?" His eyes flicked towards his chest again briefly before darting back up quickly when Lu Guang stiffened visibly under the scrutiny alone.
Lu Guang's face burned even hotter, his hands clenching the fabric of his shirt as he fought to keep some semblance of control. "Yeah," he muttered awkwardly, eyes flickering down for a fraction of a second before forcing them back up to Cheng Xiaoshi's face. "That."
The sheer humiliation in that single word was palpable, like it physically pained him just to admit out loud what had been changed about him now beyond any logic, yet here they are…
For his part, Cheng Xiaoshi seemed torn between disbelief and shock, his gaze still roving openly over Lu Guang's transformed form like he expected the whole thing to disappear after a blink any moment now.
"This is... ridiculous," he finally managed, sounding more dazed than anything else. His brain was struggling to make sense of any of this. "How the hell does someone just…do that?"
He shook his head slightly, then pushed himself away from the door and took a hesitant step forward.
Lu Guang tensed involuntarily, the room suddenly feeling far too small as Cheng Xiaoshi closed the distance between them.
His heart pounded in his chest, his brain screaming at him to back away, but he forced himself to hold his ground, eyes tracking the other man's every movement like a hawk.
He swallowed hard, his throat suddenly feeling very dry, his voice coming out slightly shakier than intended, "I-I don't know…she just threw that pink dust over me and…this is what happened.”
In any other situation, Cheng Xiaoshi would've made some smart-assed comment or teasing remark about the whole thing, anything to make light of the situation and cut the ridiculous tension hanging between them. But right now? Words felt like they'd only make things worse somehow, and his eyes kept wandering over the slight curves of Lu Guang's newly-formed body. God, he’s such a pervert!
He gave out a controlled exhale, “So…there must be a way to lift off this…magic?”
Lu Guang managed a jerky nod at that, still staring off to the side and avoiding eye contact like the plague itself.
"Probably," he muttered, his voice thick with barely suppressed embarrassment. "I... I just don't know how."
He continued, "I was going to try and figure something out, but..." He trailed off then, his eyes flickering back towards Cheng Xiaoshi's face.
“And until you find a solution?”
Feeling Cheng Xiaoshi look at him like this still made something unfamiliar twist in his gut.
He cleared his throat, trying to ignore the fluttery feeling suddenly starting to stir to life there. "I...wait, I guess," he mumbled, eyes fixed determinedly on the opposite wall.
The way Lu Guang's shirt clung in all the right places since he was crossing his arms suddenly felt way too obvious to ignore now, and it sent a jolt of something unfamiliar through Cheng Xiaoshi's body. He couldn't pull his attention away from it now even if he wanted to, not when every curve and contour was outlined so perfectly beneath the fabric in a way that was...
Suddenly, his mind took a rather dangerous turn. The image of his fingers trailing over those curves—
"That could take a while," he heard himself say aloud without thinking.
A flicker of something unreadable passed through Cheng Xiaoshi’s eyes, something that made Lu Guang's pulse kick up for an entirely different reason than panic. “I know…”
Ah, it’s awkward as fuck…maybe Cheng Xiaoshi can change the topic to at least loosen things up? “Um…” his eyes fell to Lu Guang’s chest again while trying to come up with something, “How does it feel like to have these?” Great job, you fucking idiot.
Lu Guang tensed up, “What kind of question is that!—I mean…ugh, it just…feels a bit heavy…and weird, unfamiliar.”
Whatever was possessing Cheng Xiaoshi right now (his dick, ding ding!) was making him unable to think properly, so whatever he’s spouting right now is out of his pure pervertness, “Can I…see them to understand what’s going on, uh…better? I-I mean, I’m just trying to help!”
Lu Guang would normally slap Cheng Xiaoshi so hard that he’d see the other side, but he’s absolutely clueless about what to do. So…he’s unfortunately and reluctantly open to whatever help this idiot’s head had come up with.
He managed a nod, Cheng Xiaoshi has been ogling his chest ever since he saw him anyways, what’s there to hold back, right? How worse can it get? Besides…he’d be lying if he said he never ogled at Cheng Xiaoshi’s bare chest and back while he was making breakfast sometimes…they’re kind of even in a way.
Slowly, he took off his shirt with a grimace on his face. His arms automatically tried covering his chest, but he forced himself to keep them aside.
"Can I...?" Cheng Xiaoshi asked after a moment, his voice coming out huskier than he'd intended.
Lu Guang had to resist the sudden, overwhelming urge to cover himself back up. The look in Cheng Xiaoshi's eyes as he leaned closer, the unexpected huskiness to his voice... It was doing something to him that he couldn't quite describe.
He swallowed hard, managing a stiff nod. His own voice coming out rougher than usual, "Yeah…you can.”
Cheng Xiaoshi finally lifted his hands and touched…Lu Guang’s chest. The soft and warm flesh filling his hand, “They are so soft…like they’re melting on my hand when I press forward.”
Lu Guang had to bite back a curse at the touch, his face going hotter than it had been at any point during this whole situation so far. He couldn't do anything but try and keep still, despite how his skin felt like it was on fire now, and how the way Cheng Xiaoshi's hands were touching him sent a bolt of something straight down to his stomach that definitely shouldn't be there right now.
"...They weren't like this earlier," he muttered weakly.
“Like how?” Cheng Xiaoshi hummed the question absentmindedly. His gaze flicked back up, his fingers giving the slightest of squeezes before his brain even properly registered what his hand was doing.
Lu Guang had to bite his lip to stifle the little noise that wanted to escape as Cheng Xiaoshi's hand squeezed again, not even consciously, it seemed. His brain was starting to feel a little too fuzzy to think straight.
He swallowed hard, trying to focus on anything other than the heat starting to build low in his stomach. "Sensitive. This... shouldn't be this...sensitive.” he managed to mutter through gritted teeth.
“I mean…it’s an erogenous zone for both genders, so it’s normal…I think? Or maybe it’s more intense on women’s bodies, I don’t know.”
“Wow, no shit sherlock—ah!”
Lu Guang's entire body locked up as Cheng Xiaoshi's fingers brushed over the stiff nipples, a sharp inhale catching in his throat.
The sensation was so overwhelming, electric and unbearable all at once, sending an involuntary shiver down his spine that he had no way of hiding now. He felt himself…clenching? Tightening? He doesn't know! His hands flew to Cheng Xiaoshi’s wrists on pure instinct, not pushing him away but freezing there like he didn't know whether to yank them off or pull them closer.
"Xiao...shi!" The name came out strangled, trying to warn him, but for what?
Cheng Xiaoshi let out a shaky breath, “Did it hurt?”
Lu Guang tried to compose himself before answering, his voice coming out huskier than he'd ever heard it sound before. "No...It just...." He shook his head, trying to find the words. "Feels... too sensitive.” Too good.
He was already starting to press his thighs together without consciously realizing it, trying to ignore the heat building inside him that was becoming harder and harder to ignore. The more he closed his thighs, the more he could feel some kind of wetness.
"Just…move on already.” he managed after a moment.
Cheng Xiaoshi pulled his hands away from Lu Guang’s breasts, mourning the loss of those soft stress balls—no! “Okay…then I’ll check the…other part.”
Lu Guang almost wanted to say no and let the ground swallow him right in this moment, but if you get a vagina out of nowhere one day and you only have your…unrequited (maybe requited?) crush to help…you’d do the same thing!
He has to trust Cheng Xiaoshi here, as there’s no fucking way he’ll go to a hospital and blurt out ‘Hey, I have a pussy after having a dick for my whole life by the way!’
Lu Guang stiffened when Cheng Xiaoshi’s hands shifted to the other man's waist almost hesitantly, thumbs hooking into the belt loops as he leaned forward.
His voice was quiet again as he asked, "Can I...?”
Lu Guang had to bite back a curse as those large hands settled on him so casually, as if this was some normal thing to be doing. He shouldn't be letting this happen, this was too risky, too dangerous...yet the lines and boundaries between them seem so blurry right now that Lu Guang doesn’t know what’s right or wrong anymore…or he doesn’t want to acknowledge it yet. Especially when he feels so stupidly aroused.
He just couldn't bring himself to pull away, didn’t want to.
He managed a stiff nod, his hands clenching into fists by his sides as he prepared himself. "Yeah..." He whispered, his voice low from the effort of staying still. "You can.”
Lu Guang's entire body went rigid as Cheng Xiaoshi took his pajamas and boxers off, exposing him completely to Cheng Xiaoshi's gaze. His breath hitched, this was worse than anything he'd expected.
The air between them suddenly felt too thick, his skin burning under the weight of that stare of intense brown eyes roaming over his slightly glistening vagina.
His hands shot out instinctively (too late) in a futile attempt at covering himself back up, but they were frozen mid air when Cheng Xiaoshi caught them before he could cover up, eyes dark with something Lu Guang didn’t dare to name yet, “Lu Guang, please don’t hide from me…I want—need to see it, alright?” His hands let go of Lu Guang’s wrists when he got a nod then shifted to Lu Guang’s bare hips, the touch almost feather-light as he murmured, "Stop me if you need to, alright? Now…open up for me.”
Lu Guang bit back an embarrassed whimper as he found himself suddenly spread open before Cheng Xiaoshi's eyes, completely exposed in a way he'd never been before. He was sure that, if he could see himself now, his face would be the most humiliating shade of red possible. He shivered when the cold air hit his wetness.
His hands clenched into the fabric of the bedding as he tried to focus on anything other than the intense gaze roaming over him like he was some kind of priceless museum masterpiece. “Xiaoshi…” he managed in a strangled whisper. "Don’t stare.”
Cheng Xiaoshi bit his cheek so hard not to do something stupid at the sight of…this. The sight that makes his dick twitch like crazy while he has to look normal or Lu Guang would be weirded out then never talk to him again probably. “You…really have a vagina.”
Lu Guang's entire body burned hotter at the blunt observation, his fingers digging into the sheets as he fought to keep some semblance of control. "Obviously?!" he muttered through gritted teeth, "I told you what happened earlier."
"I know you did, but…" Cheng Xiaoshi’s fingers lightly traced Lu Guang's inner thigh. He seemed fascinated by the view before him, shamelessly staring at every slight shift.
"Seeing is different than just hearing it, you know."
Lu Guang squirmed, “I said stop staring already—”
Cheng Xiaoshi’s thumbs pried open his labia from both sides, exposing Lu Guang’s little clit and puckered hole which was clenching lewdly around nothing, “Should I do something else then?”
Before Lu Guang could say anything, was too embarrassed to do so anyways, his slick slowly trailed down his hole.
Lu Guang’s eyes widened as he finally understood why he was clenching ever since they started…this…inspection. Of course this organ was going to produce…well, lubricant, since he’s painfully aching inside.
He felt so...wet. So embarrassing!
His voice was ragged when he finally managed to croak out through gritted teeth. "It's…that's..." He swallowed hard again, unable to believe this was actually happening right now, “...normal.”
Cheng Xiaoshi's breath hitched as the wetness coated his fingers, his gaze flickering between Lu Guang's flushed face and where he was still spread open beneath him. He wanted to taste it so bad he could die. He’d never seen anything this intense.
Cheng Xiaoshi murmured finally, remembering he could speak, "...It is," his voice dropping an octave lower than usual as thumb pressed down lightly against slick folds there, everything was just so…soft under his hands. Once he pressed down, Lu Guang’s vagina made a light “schlick” sound. His wetness slowly started to pool on his ass and the sheets.
Lu Guang felt like his brain was about to short circuit. He could just barely control the noises wanting to escape, biting the inside of his cheek or gritting his teeth together in a desperate bid to hold them back. He quietly inhaled at the rush of pleasure from the slightest pressure on his folds. How does everything feel so intense? It feels like he’s about die, about to moan, about to whimper—
Cheng Xiaoshi tried to make sense of the situation when a brilliant theory came to his mind, “What if…this is some sort of a weird spell like in some perverted light novels? When somebody is like…this, they need to have sex in order to go back to normal. So…how about we try…you know.”
This could be the most dumbfounded Lu Guang has felt in his whole life.
“What the fuck did you just say to me?”
There’s absolutely no way that works, right? Right??
“It's just what happened in a light novel I’ve read called ‘The Time When a Lady Gave Me a Pussy So I Let My Homie Hit’! I’m not making anything up!”
“What kind of bullshit are you reading on my computer?!”
Cheng Xiaoshi whined pathetically, “Lu Guang, please! Let’s just talk about that later! We have more urgent matters to handle right now!”
After calming down, he looked down again, “I’m just…trying to come up with a solution. Irrational or not.”
Lu Guang's face flamed again when his eyes met Cheng Xiaoshi’s. Those eyes... this look on his face…He had to be imagining how intense this was getting between them, this has to be some kind of fever dream because there was no way reality actually was like this! So they need to fuck like rabbits in the hopes of him getting his dick back? Ridiculous!
But then…what else does he have? There’s no option besides this, no matter how stupid it was…it’s better than sitting still and doing nothing, right?
The sight of Lu Guang—his Lu Guang, usually so composed and in control, reduced to a trembling mess beneath him was...
Incredible.
He leaned down without thinking, close enough that he could feel the heat radiating off Lu Guang’s vagina, he could almost taste it. His voice dropped lower when he murmured again, "Maybe I should try it.”
Lu Guang’s voice came out hoarse when he finally managed to reply, succumbing to his raging desire, "...Maybe you should.”
As soon as Cheng Xiaoshi heard that, he rushed forward like a man dying of thirst and licked a long stripe of Lu Guang’s pussy from bottom to top.
Lu Guang's entire body jolted as Cheng Xiaoshi's tongue dragged over his clit then latched on it to suck. A sharp cry tearing from his throat before he could stop it. His hands flew to Cheng Xiaoshi’ hair instinctively, not pushing him away but gripping tight enough to bruise as he arched up into the sensation with zero control left in his body.
The wet, scorching heat of Cheng Xiaoshi’s tongue on him was too much, every nerve ending alight and screaming for more. Why does it feel so good? How does it feel so good?! His brain feels so mushy, he can’t even keep his eyes open properly, yet he still tried to look down at Chen Xiaoshi…eating him out with so much passion.
The sensation of Cheng Xiaoshi's tongue lapping at him was almost unbearable, every flick sending jolts of white hot pleasure through his body. His grip on Cheng Xiaoshi’s hair tightened involuntarily, hips bucking up against that sinful mouth as he lost himself to the overwhelming pleasure. He couldn’t control his body under such intense pleasure invading his whole body.
Lu Guang had never felt anything like this before, not in a million years would he have imagined being reduced to a shuddering, gasping mess by nothing but simply a tongue, Cheng Xiaoshi’s tongue at that!
His breath came in short pants now, each one ragged and uneven as tears pricked at the corners of his eyes from sheer overstimulation alone. Something has been building up rapidly ever since Cheng Xiaoshi started eating him out and the heavier that thing gets, the more Lu Guang feels like he’s about to lose his mind or faint, he can’t decide.
He tugged on Cheng Xiaoshi’s hair in panic, “W-wait, Xiaoshi..!”
Cheng Xiaoshi reluctantly lifted his head at the sudden plea, his gaze rising to meet Lu Guang's face. Taking in the wrecked expression he had.
He looked so dazed, eyes half lidded and glassy, breath coming out in pants as he struggled to hold back the sounds threatening to spill from his throat.
He whispered, not sounding at all like his usual self as he waited for Lu Guang to speak quickly, so he could dive back into his sweet pussy, “What’s wrong?”
Lu Guang tried to think, to put two coherent thoughts together in his head even though it was like wading through a sea of cotton right now. The heat coiled low in his gut felt like it was about to explode. Something was building there, threatening to break at any moment.
His voice shook when he finally managed to force it out, almost sobbing, "Xiaoshi…I can't...much longer...”
“Does it feel weird? Uncomfortable?”
The question sounded almost insane in Lu Guang's ears. How in the world was he supposed to describe how this all felt in normal words? It wasn’t uncomfortable in a bad way and “weird” was a gross understatement here.
He was almost too far gone to speak now, his body trembling and shaking with every labored breath. His voice came out wrecked from fighting down sounds for so long (which he failed), barely above a whisper,
"Feels more like I'm about to lose my mind.”
Cheng Xiaoshi visibly shivered, “Lu Guang…you make me lose my mind too.”
Before waiting for Lu Guang’s answer, if there was any, he dived back in and plunged 2 fingers inside. Lu Guang's whole body tensed around him, a guttural moan ripping from his throat as he arched back, fingers digging into Cheng Xiaoshi’s scalp so hard that it looked almost painful now. Though it probably urged him more, considering the way he pistoned his fingers inside along with his tongue then switched to flicking his tongue on his clit. Every moan and whimper Lu Guang let out had Cheng Xiaoshi rutting his rock hard cock on the sheets like he couldn’t be still while Lu Guang squirmed and moved his hips towards the pleasure he gave him.
Then Chenf Xiaoshi’s fingers curled just right, and Lu Guang saw stars. His entire body locking up as a scream tore from his throat.
He was coming undone beneath him, hips jerking in helpless little thrusts against Cheng Xiaoshi's hand like he couldn't control himself anymore. Every nerve felt alight, nothing he did was enough to keep up with the overwhelming pleasure ripping through him.
"Xiaoshi, I'm gonna—!" The words spilled out in a ragged sob, and before the rest of that sentence could even form properly, Lu Guang’s whole body violently shook, his eyes rolled back as his vision whitened out. His folds clenched around Cheng Xiaoshi’s fingers rhythmically as if he wanted to swallow him whole.
Lu Guang went dead quiet as the pleasure rocked through his body, even forgetting to breathe. His legs automatically closed around Cheng Xiaoshi’s head, trapping him between his legs as he eventually remembered that he needed oxygen, he started to pant, saliva trailing down his cheek and meeting the pillow.
The sight of Lu Guang, usually so composed, so in control, coming undone beneath him was something Cheng Xiaoshi would never forget.
His breath came in ragged pants as he stared up at the other man, his fingers still buried deep inside him where they were still twitching with aftershocks. The mess on his face didn't even register yet while Lu Guang’s slick dripped down his face. He just licked around his mouth, wherever he could reach. He couldn’t pay too much attention to that because he was too busy watching how wrecked Lu Guang looked right now, eyes half lidded and glassy, chest rising and falling rapidly.
Cheng Xiaoshi straightened up and aligned his cock to his entrance. He felt like he was going to die if he didn’t get inside Lu Guang any more. “Lu Guang…I can’t wait anymore.”
If Lu Guang was dazed from the mind blowing orgasm, he was as awake as he could be because how the fuck Cheng Xiaoshi is that big?! Well…not that he didn’t realize before. Being roommates has granted him the chance to stare at Cheng Xiaoshi’s morning wood (sometimes! He’s not a pervert to do it everyday.) But it never clocked to him that it was…this big?!
Lu Guang tried closing his legs, but Cheng Xiaoshi chuckled and playfully nudged him back open, “C’mon, Guangguang, open up for me. I swear my dick is going to fall off from how hard it is at this point!”
“A-are you kidding me? That…” he pointed at the creature “There’s no way that can fit!”
Cheng Xiaoshi huffed, amused, “Yeah, that’s what he said in the light novel too. Isn’t that a bit cliche? I didn’t know you were into roleplaying.”
Lu Guang scowled, he’s this close to yelling, “I’m not roleplaying?! This creature can’t fit anywhere!”
Cheng Xiaoshi covered his front, feigning being shamed, “Don’t talk to Jr. Xiaoshi like that when he’s naked! He’s so heartbroken for being called a ‘creature’! What if it gives up on life and soften now? Waaah, Lu Guang is so ruuuude…”
“That thing is still rock hard.”
“Ah, fiiine…you got me.”
Cheng Xiaoshi fondly kissed Lu Guang’s knee and put it on his shoulder, “I’ll make it fit, it’s…more flexible than you think, trust me.”
Even though Lu Guang wasn’t fully convinced, his other leg automatically opened when Cheng Xiaoshi patted it lightly. His trust for him has always gone beyond his comprehension after all, “...Just be gentle.”
“Ah you just sound like a beautiful bride now.”
Instead of yelling at Cheng Xiaoshi for his stupid teasing or trying to leave, he angled his hips down and took his cock between his folds and grinded seductively. Two can play this game, right?
“You said you couldn’t wait anymore, but you seem to run your mouth just fine…” he parted his folds with a pointer and middle finger, revealing his soaked hole with his abused clit. He doesn’t know where this sudden rush of confidence is coming from, but it’s so worth it to see Cheng Xiaoshi’s shocked face.
Though his confidence crumbled too quickly as Cheng Xiaoshi took the bait and he was filled up to half of his cock in a single thrust. The sensation of being filled by something so large was so intense that it left him screaming his throat raw instantly, his hands flying up to grip hard onto Cheng Xiaoshi’s shoulders in search of something to keep him tethered to reality.
His nails dug into skin as he panted through the overwhelming new feeling of being spread so wide, his toes curling, “I-I can’t, too much—”
Cheng Xiaoshi leaned forward and brushed the sweat soaked hair off Lu Guang’s forehead, “I know, I know…I’m not moving until you adjust.”
The way their faces are so close, their skin meeting each other in a way that Lu Guang doesn’t know where he starts and Cheng Xiaoshi ends…he wants to kiss him. Maybe he imagined it in more innocent scenarios before…or he imagined it when he was fisting his own cock when he was sure Cheng Xiaoshi was asleep in the bottom bunk.
Cheng Xiaoshi will probably forget after this pass and Lu Guang will never have the chance to be close to him like this again…a small selfishness won’t kill anyone, right? “I think…I can be distracted if you…kiss me. I mean, if you want to—”
Oh.
Lu Guang's eyes widened as their lips were smashed together with so much force that it buried him further into the bed. As if Cheng Xiaoshi was waiting for his permission all along.
His eyes fluttered shut on their own and a low noise of moan escaped him before he quickly adjusted. He lifted his hand up from the bed to hold onto Cheng Xiaoshi’s neck, pulling him even closer.
Lu Guang eventually parted his mouth to catch his breath, yet the temporary relief didn’t last long. He inhaled sharply as Cheng Xiaoshi's tongue pushed its way into his mouth. His one hand went to his breast as he squeezed it then lightly pinched his nipple. He couldn’t even reciprocate the kiss while Cheng Xiaoshi toyed with his body as if he knew where to press to render Lu Guang all dazed.
Cheng Xiaoshi pulled back, “Look down.”
Lu Guang exhaled as he looked down, his eyes widened when he saw that…Cheng Xiaoshi was all the way inside.
He shot his shit eating grin, “I told you it’d fit. Can I move now?”
Once Lu Guang nodded, not having the power to argue, Cheng Xiaoshi took it out almost all the way, then he slammed his hips back in, setting up a pace. The pace was fast and hard, every thrust sending another jolt of pleasure through him that burned like fire. His hands fumbled and slipped over Cheng Xiaoshi’s back, fingers scratching at skin and leaving red marks in their wake as desperately tried to find something to hold onto as the world went all hazy again. Even his ears were ringing. The feeling of something hard and long hitting his insides over and over again giving him a kind of rush that he feels like he’s going crazy. Tears of pleasure started to blur his sight and it rolled down his cheeks.
"Oh... fuck–" Lu Guang moaned, too far gone in the heat that burned his insides.
His mind was blank like a white canvas, the only thing left was the image of Cheng Xiaoshi’s face hovering over his, lips parted and eyes dark with hunger, hair all disheveled and sticking to his forehead from sweat, hands gripping his hips in a way that he knew would bruise later. He felt completely exposed under that burning gaze.
All he could feel now was Cheng Xiaoshi over him, inside him, filling him up until there couldn’t be any more room inside his body, and yet still it felt like it wasn't enough. He needed to carve his way into Cheng Xiaoshi’s heart and live there. The pressure inside was building, winding tighter and tighter like a spring about to snap. He tried to form words, but all that came out was a broken version of Cheng Xiaoshi’s name.
"Xiaoshi...." He moaned desperately, his legs trembling as he tried to endure the punishing pace, "I—I'm...please…”
Cheng Xiaoshi's grip on his hips only seemed to tighten, fingers almost bruising with how hard he was holding him in place. He leaned down to mouth at Lu Guang's neck, and the sensation had him arching up again, another gasp leaving him when those sharp teeth bit at sensitive skin.
His own breath was coming in sharp, uneven pants as he murmured against Lu Guang’s throat, then he drew quick circles on Lu Guang’s clit, "I got you.”
Cheng Xiaoshi kept up his harsh face while trying to angle his hips until he found the spot…there.
Once Cheng Xiaoshi started jackhammering into that spot. Every thought in Lu Guang’s head shattered. He screamed at the sudden onslaught, every thought in his head turning to static in one sharp, white flash. He almost saw lights dancing behind his eyes as his hands scrambled, fingers digging into the broad muscles of Cheng Xiaoshi’s back as he tried to keep himself together.
There was no more sense to the words, only moans now that wrung from his throat with every powerful thrust. His back arching off the bed, vision going white with stars as Cheng Xiaoshi slammed his hips into him again and again. He could feel some kind of pressure building again, but this felt different. This feels like he can’t hold something that’s about to explode. Is he going to pee or something? If that’s the case, he needs Cheng Xiaoshi to stop!
He tried pulling back, yet Cheng Xiaoshi’s hips pulled him even closer, tried to speak, yet all he could manage were mind fucked moans. The pressure in his lower body was building and building, wound like a tight coil inside him as his nails dug harshly into Cheng Xiaoshi’s skin.
With the last thrust, Lu Guang broke. He squirted all over the sheets with a scream. His back arched like a bow as his pussy clamped down on Cheng Xiaoshi’s cock so tightly that Cheng Xiaoshi almost came as well.
Lu Guang dropped back on the bed, his whole body still quivering as he came down his high.
Cheng Xiaoshi looked down at the soaked sheets and he was also soaked from his stomach to thighs, he shakily exhaled and fondly looked at Lu Guang’s dazed off face, he probably can’t hear him right now, yet so many compliments want to spill from his mouth, “Lu Guang…you’re so pretty.”
He gently touched his waist down to his hips, wincing a bit when he saw bruises slowly starting to form because of his lack of control. Tenderly massaging there while he waited for Lu Guang to come back to him.
Lu Guang's eyes finally slid open again after what felt like an eternity passed, only to be met with eyes so fond he could almost drown in them. His chest rose and fell with the effort to slow his breathing, one hand coming up again to gently touch the other man's face, a thumb running under Cheng Xiaoshi’s eye with surprising affection given his instinct to always repress and cover.
Cheng Xiaozhi's gaze softened as soon as he felt Lu Guang's touch, his expression was one of near worship as he gently turned his head to plant a kiss on Lu Guang’s hand. His other hand slid up from Lu Guang's waist to his chest, thumbs sweeping over his nipples.
He murmured, "Good? Are you with me?”
Lu Guang nodded, not trusting himself to speak.
Good didn't even begin to cover it.
He leaned up with effort on one arm, using the other to pull Cheng Xiaoshi down to meet his lips. Lu Guang’s tongue ran over Cheng Xiaoshi’s lower lip, seeking permission before it slipped between them to deepen the kiss. He could faintly taste himself there still, and it sent a shiver down his spine.
Once they broke the kiss, Cheng Xiaoshi flipped Lu Guang over his stomach with a swift move, “You can give me one more, right?” He patted Lu Guang’s asscheek, “C’mon, lift your hips.”
Cheng Xiaoshi doesn’t know how the fuck he didn’t cum at the sight of Lu Guang squirting. He was so focused on making him feel good that he forgot himself, is that even a thing? Well, a thing or not, that’s the only explanation he can give right now.
Lu Guang would normally tell him to fuck off, but he’s aware that Cheng Xiaoshi didn’t cum yet…he can’t leave him high and dry, right? No matter how overstimulated he is, he still wants this to last a bit longer…
He tried to move his still trembling legs into the new position and found that his limbs weren't quite listening anymore. He had to use the strength of his elbows to lift his hips as his legs trembled like a leaf. “I don’t know if I can—ah!”
Cheng Xiaoshi lifted his hips up until he was on a perfect arch. His voice taunting, “Aw, you can’t even do that much? I’d have never guessed you’d become so dependent on me.”
Lu Guang gritted his teeth, “Will you hurry up already?”
“Mmm…I don’t know…” he aligned his cock and Lu Guang’s entrance with a smirk, but he kept slipping off for some reason, “I suddenly forgot how to do it, what do we do now, hm?”
Lu Guang held back a gasp as Cheng Xiaoshi kept grinding on his clit with slow drags. Having been done with his stupid games, he reached behind and impaled himself on Cheng Xiaoshi’s cock up to the hilt. He had to grip the sheets because of the pure overstimulation that hit him.
The sound that came out of Lu Guang's mouth could have been a cry or a sob or even just a plain old scream when Cheng Xiaoshi started moving, he wasn't sure. He squeezed his eyes shut and tried to keep breathing. His legs had given out on him almost immediately after trying to hold himself up, but Cheng Xiaoshi held them firmly. Yet his upper body gave out and he was now lying face down into the sheets.
He let out an involuntary whine when Cheng Xiaoshi stopped moving after a few thrusts. Lu Guang looked behind in confusion and he had to bite the inside of his cheek not to pound into him already, “Lu Guang, I’ve been doing the whole work, you know? How about you put some work in too? C’mon, don’t pass out on me.”
Lu Guang tried to speak, but it came out as nothing more than something incomprehensible as Cheng Xiaoshi’s hands gripped his hips tighter, holding him in place. His thoughts were fuzzy, the only thing he could seem to get out was "Can't."
His thighs kept shaking, barely holding him up if it weren’t for Cheng Xiaoshi as his hands dug into the sheets, trying desperately to get even that little bit of leverage he didn't have.
The arrogant bastard laughed. Laughed, “I don’t know about you, but I can do this for the whole day…you better start moving if you want to make me cum or are you too much of a pillow princess?”
Something about those words seemed to spark a fire in Lu Guang, he knows Cheng Xiaoshi is just ragebaiting him now that he especially got the chance, but he still falls for it. He’s also literally bullying him and Lu Guang can’t fall under that, much to his pride.
His face was still pressed into the sheets, but his hips started moving, and even that was enough to bite his lip from the sheer overstimulation. He started to push back against Cheng Xiaoshi’s cock, taking him deeper than he had before, and the sounds that fell from his mouth were nothing less than strangled, "Fu-fuck…”
His thighs trembled every time he moved, his knees almost collapsing every time Cheng Xiaoshi’s cock hit something perfect inside him.
After a bit, Cheng Xiaoshi had mercy on Lu Guang’s poor but so cute squirming on his cock. He grabbed his hips again and slammed into him with a brutal pace. Every time Lu Guang was filled up again, the breath rushed out of him in a whine as he tried to push back to meet each thrust with his own, like he somehow just could not get enough and needed more. Every nerve was lit up like a bolt of lightning, and he was starting to sob into the sheets without even realizing it.
Cheng Xiaoshi felt the desperate urge to see Lu Guang’s face before he came. He pressed himself on Lu Guang’s back, forcing him to be squished between him and the bed.
“Lu Guang…” Cheng Xiaoshi pulled him by his hair when he didn’t lift his head on his own. “Can I…inside?”
Lu Guang turned his head to look at him and Cheng Xiaoshi gasped. The corners of his eyes were red from crying, his lips such a beautiful shape of red from biting…oh he wants to kiss him so much. As soon as Lu Guang nodded, Cheng Xiaoshi grabbed his jaw and smashed their lips together.
Can Lu Guang even get pregnant? His mind is suddenly filled with images of Lu Guang being swollen with their child. Cheng Xiaoshi knows it’s probably not even possible, but his horny mind is skyrocketing him into his orgasm.
With the last harsh slam of his lips, Cheng Xiaoshi let out a loud groan and bit into Lu Guang’s shoulder as he came. Cum spurting out of his cock into the wet, tight heat fervently. His whole body shook alongside Lu Guang as he felt the folds around him clamping down around his cock.
Both just panted for a while. With a sigh, Cheng Xiaoshi straightened up and slowly pulled himself out of Lu Guang’s overstimulated pussy. Once he was out, streams of hot cum trickled down his hole. Ah…he can’t have that…Cheng Xiaoshi collected the cum that dripped out then pushed it back into him. If he was feeling a bit sane, he’d stop because Lu Guang was trying to squirm away and babbling something he can’t understand.
Once he was done he turned Lu Guang to his side and hugged him from behind, nuzzling into his neck, “Lu Guang…let’s keep doing this even if you turn back to normal next day, okay?”
Lu Guang sighed, “But I won’t have a…”
“It doesn’t matter to me. I just need it to be you…” Cheng Xiaoshi’s hand went to his ass, “I believe we can also make use of this pretty hole too, don’t you think so?”
Lu Guang weakly slapped his hand away, “Idiot, don’t just grab me like that.”
He immediately started to whine, going back to his usual self, “Whyuuh!? I literally even put my tongue in your—”
“Shut up! Just shut up!” Lu Guang huffed, burying his face into the pillow, “We can…keep doing…this.”
If Cheng Xiaoshi had a tail, it’d be waggling right now, “Yay!”
“Now clean me up properly.”
“You mean round 3 in the shower?”
Cheng Xiaoshi lifted him up and carried him in bride style with a grin, not minding Lu Guang’s “No! You idiot! Let me down, blah blah blah proper name…place name…backstory stuff…”
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