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Henrietta Wilson and Edmundo Diaz
@14:56
Hen: Eddie, seriously. Book an appointment with an optician
Eddie: What? Why?
Eddie: My eyes work fine
Hen: You're squinting at your phone
Hen: It's less than six inches from your face😐
Eddie: That's normal🙂
Hen: Nope. Try again
Eddie: Seriously, it's fine
Eddie: I've never noticed it, so it's not an issue
Hen: Maybe not now, but in a decade or so it will be
Eddie: So I'll worry about it then
Hen: Just take my advice, Diaz
Hen: I am a trained medical professional. And also a glasses wearer🧐
Eddie: I'm also a trained medical professional, and I say it's fine
Hen: For god's sake
Eddie: Let's leave God out of this one👍
Henrietta Wilson and Evan Buckley
@15:23
Hen: I need you to do me a favor
Buck: how can i be of service?
Hen: You need to convince Eddie that he can't see
Buck: i need to what?? D:
Hen: Have you noticed he squints at his phone?
Buck: yeah
Buck: oh
Buck: he probably shouldn't be doing that
Hen: No. He shouldn't
Hen: So. Eye doctor. Be subtle. Make it seem like his idea🤗
Hen: Do not fuck this up, Buckley
Buck: aye aye, ma'am!🫡
Buck: on it
Buck: wait am i allowed to finish cooking first
Buck: pasta bake is almost done :)
Hen: Yes
Hen: Just be subtle😒
Buck: of course
Buck: when am i not
Hen: 😬
Howard Han and Henrietta Wilson
@17:09
Chim: Do you have an explanation for whatever this is
Hen: What is 'this'?
Chim: Truthfully. I'm not sure
Chim: Buck keeps going on about eye health and the importance of 'normalizing glasses'🥸
Chim: He's giving Diaz, Panikkar and I a lecture on it
Hen: Oh God
Hen: I told him BE SUBTLE, not HOST A TED TALK
Chim: So you did put him up to it!
Chim: I knew it
Hen: Is it working, at least?
Chim: I'm assuming this has something to do with Diaz, since you decided Buck was the man for the job😂
Hen: ...Yes
Chim: He looks...
Chim: Receptive?🤐
Hen: Eddie's listening?
Chim: Yeah
Chim: I'd say so
Hen: I cannot BELIEVE that Buck's stupid plan actually worked😦
Chim: Never say never, because miracles do happen😎
Hen: Clearly.
Edmundo Diaz and Evan Buckley
@17:48
Eddie: Did Hen put you up to that
Buck: i won't lie to you
Buck: she might have
Buck: but that is NOT the point
Eddie: Mm
Eddie: No, I got the point just fine, Buck
Eddie: Everyone thinks I'm blind as a fucking bat🦇
Buck: great!
Buck: do you want an appointment with the eye doctor for wednesday afternoon, thursday morning or saturday evening?
Eddie: Eye Doctor??😐
Eddie: What happened to the opticians
Buck: c'mon, eddie :(
Buck: appointment. when.
Eddie: Fine
Eddie: Thursday morning, get it over and done with🥱
Buck: bright and early, that's the spirit :)
Eddie: You're evil, btw
Buck: uhuh
Buck: you can thank me later, when your eyeballs don't pop out of their sockets
Eddie: Well that's not ?
Eddie: That doesn't happen
Buck: not if you visit the eye doctor ;)
Eddie: 🖕
Buck: 🖕
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@07:50
Eddie: Opticians
Eddie: Have they changed in the last 2 decades?🤔
Bobby: I wouldn't have thought so - Bobby Nash
Buck: eddie. you'll be fine
Buck: i can come with if you want? :)
Eddie: Nah, don't bother
Eddie: I just wanna know what I'm getting into
Hen: The eye doctors work the same as they always have
Hen: Just. Maybe with some funky new equipment
Eddie: FUNKY?👀
Eddie: What does FUNKY entail?
Hen: Eddie. You'll be fine
Eddie: I know
Eddie: Except you just used the word 'funky' to describe medical equipment so now I'm feeling less fine about the whole thing😨
Ravi: the funky medical equipment can't hurt you, diaz😷🥽
Eddie: That's what you think...
Hen: You'll be fine. Now put on a brave face and go
Buck: i can seriously come with you if you're worried about it, eds
Bobby: I'm sure Eddie will be fine on his own, Buck - Bobby Nash
Eddie: Right
Eddie: Thanks, Cap🫡
Bobby: Go - Bobby Nash
Eddie: Going👍
Henrietta Wilson and Edmundo Diaz
@09:14
Eddie: You were right
Eddie: I'm long-sighted
Eddie: I was sat in that goddamn leather chair feeling very, very stupid🤓
Hen: I'll reserve my 'I told you so' for later, then
Hen: It went well?
Eddie: Yeah, I guess so
Eddie: I just can't believe I didn't know
Hen: Sometimes it's difficult to see what's right in front of you😏😂
Eddie: Hen.🙄
Hen: Sorry🤐
Eddie: I feel like I should have realized I couldn't see though. No?
Hen: I know it was a pun, but it was also a metaphor😗
Hen: And it would have been gradual. It's not like you woke up one morning and couldn't see properly anymore
Eddie: Yeah. You're right
Hen: So...
Hen: Glasses?
Eddie: Should be here within the next couple of weeks
Eddie: Yay.
Hen: Yay!😊
Edmundo Diaz and Evan Buckley
@09:16
Buck: glasses when?
Eddie: Within the next few weeks🥸
Buck: yay! :D
Eddie: That's what Hen said
Buck: YAY!
Evan Buckley and Karen Wilson
@21:25
Buck: karen this is urgent (!)
Karen: so is my kid's bedtime routine
Buck: ok this is not that urgent
Buck: i'll wait
Karen: yes. you will🙄
Karen: ok Mara is tucked up in bed
Buck: sweet :)
Karen: what did you want?
Buck: ok this is gonna sound weird
Karen: that was to be expected🤨
Buck: ouch
Buck: when you see hen with her glasses on, do you
Buck: uh
Buck: ...feel. things?
Karen: i don't understand what you're asking
Karen: also Hen always has her glasses on? unless we're in bed😴
Karen: but i'm not going to speak with you about that
Buck: and i do not want you to
Buck: no but... i don't know
Buck: when she gets new glasses do you just want to. squish her
Buck: or something
Karen: oh my god🤣
Karen: Buck if this is about Eddie i swear
Buck: i'm freaking out, karen!!
Buck: he's so fucking cute!!
Buck: he pushed them back up his nose earlier and i think i almost had an aneurism :/
Henrietta Wilson and Evan Buckley
@21:53
Hen: That's gross😶
Buck: seriously
Buck: what's a man gotta do to earn a little privacy around here
Hen: Stop texting my wife while I'm in bed with her
Buck: it's not even 10pm
Hen: We're old. Live a little😀
Buck: i'm trying!!
Evan Buckley and Karen Wilson
@21:55
Karen: that was unexpectedly deep😕
Buck: i'm putting a lot on the line here
Buck: you've gotta give me something
Karen: ok
Karen: here's something
Karen: Evan Buckley. you are in love with Eddie Diaz
Buck: well i knew that
Buck: but what do i DO ABOUT IT??
Henrietta Wilson and Evan Buckley
@21:56
Hen: Wait wait wait
Hen: You KNEW?😨
Buck: i've been knowing, yes
Hen: This is not the time
Hen: I thought you didn't know!
Hen: This changes things, Buck
Buck: i'm not that oblivious, sheesh :(
Hen: Karen just started laughing at you
Evan Buckley and Karen Wilson
@21:57
Karen: you ARE that oblivious
Henrietta Wilson and Evan Buckley
@21:57
Buck: ok but what do i do
Buck: karen how did you bag hen??
Hen: She did not 'bag' me😤
Buck: you're married. i don't have time for technicalities
Buck: WHAT DO I DO??
Hen: Nothing. Hold on.
Henrietta Wilson and Edmundo Diaz
@21:58
Hen: Kiss him😚
Eddie: What? No.
Hen: Edmundo Diaz
Hen: Have I ever led you astray before?
Eddie: ...no?😶🌫️
Hen: So kiss him
Hen: Go on.
Henrietta Wilson and Karen Wilson
@22:01
Karen: well. that's our good karma for the next year, then
Hen: Karen😭
Karen: making dreams come true is tiring work
Hen: I love you💕
Karen: i love you too, baby <3
Henrietta Wilson and Edmundo Diaz
@02:37
Eddie: I CAN SEE HIM UP CLOSE
Eddie: BUCK HAS FRECKLES
Hen: This is not a sociable hour, Diaz
Eddie: You made your bed, now you must lie in it
Hen: That's exactly what I'm trying to do😴
Eddie: ...apologies
Eddie: I got excited😇
Eddie: Buck has freckles!!
Hen: I know
Hen: Now go be excited somewhere else, please
Eddie Diaz and Evan Buckley
@16:27
Buck: you look so cute with your glasses on :)
Buck: urgh
Buck: wanna bite your nose
Eddie: Is that a compliment or?
Buck: definitely a compliment, believe me
Eddie: I'll take your word for it💕
Eddie: Did you know you have a tiny, miniscule little freckle below your mouth?
Buck: uh. no
Buck: i did not😗
Eddie: I did
Eddie: Because I can see it now
Eddie: I can see you🥰
Buck: i know, baby
Buck: i'm very happy for you
Eddie: 👍
Buck: WHY. why
Buck: we were having a moment, eds
Buck: why the dastardly thumb?? :(
Eddie: I didn't know what else to put😐
Buck: you are so lucky you're cute
Eddie: I'm so lucky I can now see the entire visible spectrum
Eddie: It looks good on you😉
Buck: you're long-sighted, not colour blind
Buck: it's not the visible spectrum that's the problem, it's your lens
Buck: the light doesn't focus on the retina as it should
Eddie: That was not the point
Eddie: We were having a moment, Buck. And you ruined it. With talk about my eye lens and retina😄
Buck: eye lenses are very sexy, don't you think?
Eddie: No
Buck: that's unfortunate
Eddie: Indeed😬
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@13:00
Buck: here ye, here ye!
Buck: gather round, fellow first responders and karen!
Karen: wow. thanks Buck😐
Buck: just making sure you feel included :)
Karen: included is one word for it😅
Buck: ahem
Buck: the time for weekly updates is upon us!!
Buck: who would like to go first
Athena: Do we have to do the whole performance every single week?
Buck: yes
Athena: Alright then
Athena: Bobby burned his macarons two days ago
Chim: BOBBY?😱
Maddie: That doesn't sound like him😧
Harry: it was very scary
Harry: mom thought he might've been having a medical emergency at the time
Bobby: I just forgot to set a timer😐 - Bobby Nash
Chim: Unbelievable, Cap
Chim: So... Jee cursed for the first time today
Maddie: Please don't bring it up again
Eddie: What did she say?
Chim: She dropped her stuffie in the mud, sighed and said 'oh shit'
Chim: We're blaming Uncle Buck for that one😤
Buck: i plead not guilty :(
Buck: besides, you're just as bad as me!
Buck: and you see her more often, being her dad and all
Maddie: I'm blaming you both
Chim: 😞
Ravi: i have a new tennent
Buck: evil landlord
Ravi: i'm actually a really nice landlord
Ravi: i fix shit and the rent is affordable😇
Eddie: What more could you ask for?
Ravi: exactly!
Buck: well. me and eddie got together four days ago :)
Buck: i will be moving in with him and chris next month
Harry: that's...fast🤨
Athena: About time
Maddie: Do we all get to stop pretending we don't know now😊
Ravi: wait what
Chim: Oh god finally, the secret's out😮💨
Eddie: You knew. Of course you knew
Bobby: Eddie, you kissed Buck full on the mouth behind the rig yesterday - Bobby
Bobby: We all pretended not to see out of politeness - Bobby
Eddie: Oh my god
Buck: oh
Buck: cat's out of the bag now, i guess🐈
Eddie: In other news, I can see now!
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@17:47
Ravi: can we please move one of the buckley-diazes to b-shift
Ravi: i can't take it much longer
Chim: You have my sympathy, friend
Chim: Unfortunately I think we're just gonna have to stick it out
Hen: It'll be fine. The honeymoon phase can't last that long, right?
Ravi: right...
Eddie Diaz and Evan Buckley
@16:27
Eddie: Hi
Eddie: Just a reminder that I love you💕
Buck: i love you too :)
Buck: do you want something?
Eddie: Yes, actually
Eddie: I wanted to know if we need more dishwasher tablets
Eddie: Can you go check, please?🙃
Buck: sure
Buck: we're running low
Eddie: I will pick some up then
Eddie: And some wrapping paper for Chris' birthday
Buck: good idea
Buck: and some more bleach, please and thank you😊
Eddie: Done👍
Eddie: You wanna hangout later?
Buck: always.
Buck: movie night? :)
Eddie: Yes🥰
Eddie: I'll see you soon
Buck: i'll be waiting💕