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--Everyone's povs-
One day, all the heroes are there on a rooftop after finishing patrol.
Chat noir: "M'lady, maybe we should take a vacation or something. How bout we have a… superhero vacation?"
The old ladybug would've instantly freaked out saying stuff like: “HUH?! Are you serious?! No–!” but now ever since she's started dating chat noir she's been calmer.
Ladybug: "What about hawkmoth?"
Rena Rouge: "Oh come on, LB! Even superheroes need breaks! Think about it—sun, sand, and no akumas for a week. Sounds purr-fect to me!"
Viperion: "A vacation could actually help morale. We’ve been fighting nonstop for years. A recharge might make us sharper for when trouble does come."
Pegasus: "Statistically, Paris has been peaceful for a while. Hawkmoth has not attacked in a while. And if an emergency happens, my Voyage can get us back in seconds."
Purple Tigress: "Plus, imagine the team bonding! Beach volleyball, training sessions in a new environment... could be fun and useful."
King Monkey: "Dude, YES. We could finally see who’s the real champ at surfing. It's me."
Carapace: "Shell yeah! My parents run a resort in Martinique. I could hook us up with discounts."
Chat noir: *mumbling* “We don't need discounts.”
Ryuko: *crosses arms* "A strategic retreat isn't a weakness. Even warriors need rest. I vote yes."
Ladybug: *sighs* "Alright, fine. you’ve all convinced me. But who's paying for this?"
Chat noir: "Me, duh. I'm a billionaire."
Poly mouse: “Excuse me?”
Minotaurox: “Ladybug mostly pays.”
Chat noir: “Oh, she's my girlfriend. I gave her one of my credit cards. My bank account is connected to hers. Tho, it took a loot of convincing to get her to use it.”
Ladybug: “yeah.. But I barely use the connected account.”
Chat noir: “why not?”
Ladybug: “I don't wanna feel like I'm using you for your money!”
Chat noir: “m'lady, you're not a gold digger, I know that. I want you to use it.”
Rena rouge: “Excuse me? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT YOU TWO HAVE CONNECTED BANK ACCOUNTS!! for how long?!”
Ladybug: “...well he was 18 when we dated, I wasn't so we got joined bank accounts when he turned 20 and I turned 19. So… this year…?”
Rena rouge: “My best friend has betrayed me…” *Sobs dramatically into Carapace’s shoulder*
Ladybug: “You told me that you're getting married to Carapace 3 months after he proposed a month before your wedding!”
Rena rouge: “That's different! I wanted to surprise you!”
Ladybug: “I wanted to surprise you about the bank account too!”
Rena rouge: “Then when were you gonna tell me—”
Bunnyx: “Shut up. Let him continue.”
Viperion: "Does this mean I can call you sugar daddy~?"
Chat noir: "Are you trying to… flirt with me?"
Ladybug: "Viperion, can you perhaps not flirt with my boyfriend?"
Viperion: "I was just kidding." (Thinks: kind of…)
Caprikid: "Bro, you good?"
Chat Noir: “Leave me alone!"
Ladybug: *rolls her eyes* "Back to planning this vacation—"
Polymouse: "Agreed. So, Chat Noir’s funding it… which means first-class all the way, right?"
Chat Noir: *finally recovering* "Oh, absolutely. Private jet, VIP everything. I do have a reputation to uphold."
Ladybug: *laughs* "And here I thought you were humble."
Chat Noir: "M’lady, I’m many things—but humble was never one of them."
Ladybug: "Where should we go?"
Rena rouge: "Ooh! Maybe Bali?"
Ladybug: *looks at chat noir* “Absulotely not!"
Chat noir: "Bali is a good idea tho…"
Ladybug: (Thinks: he isn't triggered?) "fine then."
Vesperia: *crosses arms dramatically* "Oh wow. So now Bali's a great idea just because Chat suggested it? Noted."
Ryuko: *smirking* "I see how it is. Ladybug’s biases are showing."
Pigella: *fake gasps* "LB playing favorites? I’m shocked. Truly."
King Monkey: *grinning* "Should we just skip the debate and let Chat Noir decide everything? Clearly he’s the real leader here."
Ladybug: *Acts Innocent* "Oh! Rena rouge said Bali as well? I totally didn't hear that…"
Rena Rouge: *raises an eyebrow* "Uh-huh. Of course, you didn't."
Viperion: "Maybe your selective hearing is contagious."
Ladybug: "Oh, pipe down, drama king. I'm allowed to change my mind."
Carapace: "Yeah, and suddenly Chat Noir's suggestions are golden. Funny how that works."
Ladybug: “Okay, anyways—”
*Akuma attack!*
Rooster bold: “Looks like we'll plan this later.”