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After the defeat of the redoubtable Dio Brando, Jonathan Joestar is victorious and returns, along with his friend Robert E.O. Speedwagon to his home in London. His beloved Erina had gone to visit her dear mother, leaving Jonathan Speedwagon and alone in their residence.
Time passed, the two were in the living room with the heating light a fire cherishing their cold bodies that cold night. Speedwagon is somewhat nervous apparently, every exchange of words with Jonathan, the man diverts his gaze with a weak smile in the corner of his face as he straightens his hat that had inherited the late William Zeppeli in his head. His blue-haired friend frowns raising an eyebrow, and then asks Speedwagon.
-Is something wrong, Speedwagon? You are shaking.
Just then, Jonathan realizes Speedwagon’s grayish skin developing a pinker tone and his deep breathing.
-It's That ... joestar-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE YOUR THIRD ARM THAT YOU CALL A PENIS ENTERED BETWEEN MY VOLUPTOUS BUTTOCKS BUT AS I AM A SECONDARY CHARACTER WITH A SCAR, I KNOW THAT WE’LL NEVER BE TOGETHER!
This time, Jonathan gets up from the chair he was sitting, covering her mouth in shock and walking backwards.
Speedwagon that, had covered his face with his hat, just listens to the sound of fast and heavy footsteps, probably Jonathan fleeing the room. The man then begins to cry, he should not have said that. But at that very moment that he removes his hat, Robert sees Jonathan, now shirtless, exposing his large, powerful muscles, just using a white underwear, with an inscription in the area of his groin that was written "Daddy’s Pride" that was fully readable due to the enormous size of his hairy hotdog. The blue haired man just looks at Speedwagon with a smile that says "Come on”. While onomatopoeia inexplicably jumped on the screen and the environment changed color to yellow.
Speedwagon becomes sweatier than D'Arby would after a heated poker game with Jotaro Kujo and, without even thinking, begins to remove his clothes opening a huge grin. Now the two in their underwear rush one up to the other, making out so vigorous that breaks millions of living room furniture, Jonathan then puts his salami out, it was greater than the ego of his rival, Dio Brando, bigger than anything Speedwagon ever seen and soon then he showed Jonathan his voluptuous buttocks.
It was time, Jonathan makes his Hamon breathing as a yellow aura surrounds and screams.
-"Furueru ZO HATO MOETSUKIRU HODO HITO KIZAMU ZO, Ketsueki BITO NO!"
Speedwagon is shocked and shouts
-"joestar-SAN YOU ARE ENGLISH, SHOULD BE SPEAKING ENGLISH AND NOT JAPANESE!"
But he doesn’t even hear what Speedwagon has to say. Jonathan gives his final war cry.
-"SUNLIGHT YELLOW ............... BIGUS DICKUS!"
And in that moment Jonathan's penis becomes a third arm, his glans being a closed fist enters the anal cavity of his friend with force, input speed and devastating output.
- "Joestar-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN IS INSIDE ME !!!!!!!!!!"
Screamed Speedwagon being himself and narrating events.
After several strokes that destroyed Speedwagon’s anal cavity, Jonathan prepares to ejaculate and both in supreme ecstasy ejaculate at the same time.
- "Joestar-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" –
screamed Speedwagon.
- "SS -... DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jonathan cried while releasing a tidal wave of seminal fluid that has spread around the inside of Speedwagon, reaching his mouth and making him look a water-type pokémon as it went into a powerful pressurized jet.
After all that, Speedweed looked at his partner and said, "... You said Dio, you asshole!" And then Speedwagon began to cry, getting so depressed that fled from England and went to America, where he became oil baron and thus began the legend of the oil baron Speedwagon