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Ze was mindlessly scrolling on his phone, something he didn't know could exist in Minecraft, till he was unceremoniously hit in the head with it by Regect. Either way, it was entertaining enough and let his mind not go crazy in these rare times he was alone in the house. Regect had run off to do god knows what, and Moe was on a date of all things. With a red creeper-looking lady who made his veins go cold.
Short form content rotting his brain aside, it was peaceful. Was peaceful until Regect came bursting through the door, holding a bottle of some mysterious liquid that consisted of shimmering pinks. His personal space was instantly invaded by the entity, whose eye was curved in unadulterated glee.
"Ze, check out this potion I stole from Wakafante. I'll give you $20 if you chug it, no questions."
The man blinked, squinting his eyes at the unlabeled bottle, then to Regect, waiting with anticipation. This felt like a setup. Gently shoving the other away, he stood up with a stretch,
"Not interested, you probably scraped that up from whatever spilled over the side of the cauldrons. For all I know, it might make me explode."
Regect groaned and followed him as Ze climbed upstairs towards his own room, planning to take a nap or clean his guns,
"You're no fun! C'mon! Don't be a pussy!"
The man froze before slowly turning around to face the entity. He couldn't let this slide. Against all better judgment, he snatched the bottle from Regect's grip and popped the cork. He gave it a precursory sniff, and surprisingly, it was sweet. Like strawberries and dark chocolate almost. Looking between the bottle and the entity, he shrugged his shoulders and threw it back, gulping it down in a few deep swallows. It was almost like pure sugar burning his throat as it went down, and an intense aftertaste of fruit followed. Once every drop was drained, he licked his lips, not bad. But he didn't feel any different. Maybe this was just-
Suddenly, a plume of pink smoke burst all around him, sending both into a coughing fit as they tried to wave it away. Regect running to open a window and fan it out.
"What the fuck man- what did it even-" He paused, feeling a sudden disturbance, and heat. Something wet was between his legs, and he noted it felt a lot less crowded. Eyes widening in panic, he pulled his pants away from his waist to look down, nearly screaming at the sight,
"MY DICK IS GONE!!"
Regect nearly choked, whipping his head around to look at Ze, whose face was bright red now,
"What the fuck Regect! It's fucking gone!!!" He rushed into his room to the full-length mirror on the wall, shucking his pants to get a better look, and was met with a soft mound where his penis would usually be seated.
"Oh, my god. What have you done? Is this permanent???" His hands yanked his hair as if trying to hold onto reality, or wake up from whatever kinky ass dream this was. He didn't even care when the entity walked in, eyes glued to his new hardware in the mirror.
"We need to go see Fonte and get this fixed-" His words caught in his throat as Regect came up behind him, one arm wrapping around his waist while the other trailed down his stomach. He was about to question him or shove him off when he felt claws brush against his clit, nearly causing his knees to buckle,
"F-fuck- what are you doing-"
"Look, Ze, we could freak out about this or just enjoy it. I'm sure it'll wear off, you know his potions aren't that good."
His claws trailed further down, grazing the lips before starting to draw slow circles around the sensitive bud, and this did make Ze's legs give out, now depending on Regect to hold him up as he fell apart.
"N-ngh mm- Fuck- fine-"
It didn't take very long to get situated on the bed, and even less time for Regect's face to get situated between the man's thighs, admiring how it glitsened, already wet from so little effort.
"Are you gonna do something or just gawk?" Ze was clearly impatient, hips bucking up slightly. That potion must have had a light aphrodisiac in it as well. Better for both of them.
A long forked tongue extended from the entity's mouth and lightly flicked at Ze's clit, testing the waters. He hummed at the delicious sound it drew, and started to mercilessly lick and suck, feeling hands dig into his invisible hair as the other cried out, gently crushing his head between pale thighs.
He loved seeing Ze like this, just a hot mess of whimpering and pleas. The grip on his hair tightened, and he doubled his effort, feeling the man under him grind up onto his tongue, chasing that sweet feeling of release.
Ze's head was flung back, mouth open in an endless stream of begging and groans as the heat built up inside him, ready to pop like a spring. It was almost unbearable, and he was thankful for Regect's semi-high pain tolerance as his fingers curled further,
"Regect- Regect, don't stop- right there- mm!!!" His body tensed all at once, a hand flew to his mouth to cover the pathetic cry he let out, all while the entity didn't slow down one bit, only relenting once Ze began to shake, tears falling from his eyes.
The man's hands finally released the other's hair, and Regect looked up briefly to see Ze's face. His pupils were huge, his face flushed, and a bit of drool coming down his chin. This must have been heaven, and Regect didn't want to leave just yet.
Oh so gently, he began to lap at the folds, tasting Ze's arousal and orgasm. He could get addicted to this taste. The man gasps lightly, but doesn't protest, his hands gripping the sheets as the entity simultaneously cleans him and puts him straight back in the mood. Ze expected Regect to get up any minute to fuck him stupid, and put this new feature to use. But instead, he felt the other's tongue press past, pushing deep into him.
"What are you- ah-"
Regect's tongue was a lot thicker than Ze remembered, and as it explored around his hips began to buck once more, his thighs held apart by Regect's claws as he seemingly searched. The man let out an embarrassingly high-pitched moan when it flicked against a particularly sensitive area. Gotcha.
Once he found it, he mercilessly minstrated, sending Ze right back into a flurry of babbles and whimpers. While the sensations were all together foreign, it felt good nevertheless, and he was fully willing to just fall into Regect's arms if it felt this wonderful.
The entity was enjoying himself thoroughly, fully focused on the man underneath him, and pleasing him as he begged and whined. His tongue thrusted in incredulously, hitting that sweet spot each time, making Ze see stars as he unraveled further than ever before. The second orgasm somehow felt even more impactful, Ze practically screaming as Regect let him ride out the pleasure.
It was almost scary just how easily the entity got the other all worked up and how skillfully he drew out every little sound and twitch, bringing up a claw to trace lazy circles as he coaxed Ze through the intense feelings. He finally let up at a few insistent taps on his arm, propping himself up to take in the fruits of his labor. The man below him was slick with sweat, quivering, chest slowly rising. Beautiful.
Regect chuckled at the sight, earning a brief glare,
"Alright, let's get you cleaned up and go see-"
"What about you?"
He paused. What about him?
"You didn't get off, that's not fair."
The entity shrugged, but was quickly caught off guard as their positions suddenly swapped. Ze crouched above him. His claws came up to carefully trace Ze's hips as the man lined up his entrance with Regect's dick, still emerging from the hidden slit.
The man groaned as he sank, feeling the tentacle push up further, wriggling at the tight heat. Regect tightened his grip slightly, biting his lip as he watched Ze take him to the hilt, now panting lightly.
"Fuck- you feel so good…"
"I could say the same."
Ze took a few moments to adjust to the full feeling before slowly rising, only to slam back down. Regect threw his head back, claws digging into the man's hips as he started a steady pace, grinding his hips down every few motions. The slick from his orgasms made it easy to slide in and out, and the entity couldn't resist thrusting up in time with Ze's movements; they were both a mess.
The sound of wet skin permeated the room as Ze started to move faster, suddenly pulling Regect into a deep kiss, gasping when the entity's tongue slips in and right down his throat. His eyes prick with tears as he gags lightly, causing Regect to back off slightly before going right back in.
Regect growls, thrusting up even harder, chasing that sweet feeling, all the while tongue fucking Ze's throat. He pulls away when he feels the other clenching around him, body going still. But the entity continues to grind, following him soon after, biting into Ze's shoulder as he comes.
The man practically collapses on top of the other, now fully spent. Regect gently rubs at his hips, kissing the bite softly as Ze came down from his high. After a minute or so, he shifted, shuddering as Regect's dick withdrew back into the slit, feeling the cum drip down his thighs.
"That was good, too good."
The entity smirked and ruffled the man's hair,
"I knew that potion would be fun-"
"Wh- I thought you didn't know what it was!"
"Never said that- Just said I stole it-"
…
"Mother fucker-"