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2026-05-10
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Me and My Bitches (Got Questions)

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Summary:

DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER:
You looked radiant tonight
Miserable, but radiant
Let me see you
Please

When his ex comes sniffing around again, the only logical next step is for Louis to lock himself in the bathroom and activate the group chat.

Chapter 1: (he was) acting hella shady

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Whatsapp chat with: Les

February 14, 2025

Sent Message: You can make it up to me tonight 11:18 AM

Assuming you have something planned…11:18 AM

Received Message:mon cher🥰🥰 11:20 AM

i will be there in 30 11:20 AM

February 18, 2025

Sent Message: If I walk all the way over there and youre not there again—9:03 PM

Received Message:come to me 9:03 PM

i will be here🖤 9:03 PM

December 12, 2025

Sent Message: I hate you 11:30 PM

I thought I knew hate before, but this…I wanted to slit your fucking throat tonight. I still might.11:35 PM

Received Message:I would let you. You know my life is yours to do with as you please 11:59 PM

December 13, 2025

Sent Message: you really fucking hurt me8:00 PM

Received Message:open the door mon cher 8:44 PM

Type a message

Notes:

This was originally going to be a very unserious one shot where Louis called an emergency meeting at a park, but then the IWTV textfic renaissance began (everyone, say thank you ghostofmanderley). I love textfics and socmeds, and this idea felt so much more fitting in this format.

This is just a little fun while I work on some bigger projects that are overwhelming me because they mean so (arguably, too) much to me. If you don't like OOC shenanigans, save yourself now. 💜💜💜

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