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in CORTIS’s groupchat
ToMARTIN:
okay I am actually done fr now
Kimjjussible:
what happened now?
ToMARTIN:
my favorite belt is gone
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
you cannot be srs rn
acaiHYEON:
I’m tired of you losing everything
AAAjames:
would’ve never happened if you wouldn’t just toss everything around, you know?
ToMARTIN:
hyung, REALLY not the time for a lecture right now
AAAjames:
just saying 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Kimjjussible:
babe what do you want US to do over the phone
ToMARTIN:
help me maybe
acaiHYEON:
HOW
ToMARTIN:
STOP YELLING
acaiHYEON:
I’M NOT
AAAjames:
… wtf
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
why r yall screaming over the phone
Kimjjussible:
what’s wrong with you guys
ToMARTIN:
guys focus on the actual problem
acaiHYEON:
it’s not even a problem
AAAjames:
Martin did you really look EVERYwhere
ToMARTIN:
yEs I did look evehrhahe
Kimjjussible:
I think he lost his phone now
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
why does he keep on losing everything
acaiHYEON:
Because he has the memory of a 80 year old grandpa
ToMARTIN:
My phone fell on my toe and it hurts
Kimjjussible:
okay how did THAT happen
AAAjames:
brooo what the hell
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
u ARE dumb
ToMARTIN:
not really helping the pain or the problem guys yk
acaiHYEON;
knowing Martin he probably looked everywhere except for one spot and for his own luck, his belt is exactly there where he didn’t look for it
AAAjames:
that’s probably exactly how it went
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
when he said he really looked everywhere I started laughing because there is js NO WAY
ToMARTIN:
yall are just a bunch of bullies
Kimjjussible:
ouch what did I say
ToMARTIN:
love you babe
AAAjames:
ew ew ew
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
u jealous hyung
AAAjames:
never ever
acaiHYEON:
keonho I’m bored
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
come over
acaiHYEON:
omw
AAAjames:
ew ew ew ew ew ew
Kimjjussible:
sigh
ToMARTIN:
I just LOVEEE how we’re ignoring the bigger problem
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
just look everywhere again bro atp what do u want US to do
ToMARTIN:
wait I forgot to look in my closet
AAAjames:
…
Kimjjussible:
what
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
bruh
ToMARTIN:
FOUND IT OMGAGSGS
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
he cannot be fr
Kimjjussible:
sometimes I really do wonder why I even love him
ToMARTIN:
ouch Juhoon… holds chest
AAAjames:
I’m at loss for words
acaiHYEON:
keonho open ur door
AhnKEONHOmakeithigh:
okay my love
AAAjames:
I hate love
ToMARTIN:
because u have no one
Kimjjussible:
martin keep being dumb like this and you’ll have no one too
ToMARTIN:
BUT BABE
AAAjames:
big long sigh