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Shane Hollander Fan Club
I thought I told you guys to change the group picture.
Rose
That's no fun.
Ilya
I think you look hot shane.
Troy
You always think that
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Whatever. Ilya and I would like it if everyone came to the cottage in a month or so. We don't have specifics ready, this is just a sort of heads up. No alcohol. No weed. But no suits or dresses.
Ilya
Boringggggg
You literally helped me plan!
Troy
Harris and I will come. What's the occasion?
Rose
Send me the deets when you have them laid out! I'm not sure what my schedule is for the next few months.
Ilya
yes because you are big movie star bla bla bla
We haven't hosted in a while. We thought it would be nice.
Hayden
But no alcohol? You're starting to sound like my wife. (who I love very dearly, Ilya)
Ilya
I said nothing
We're adults. I think we can have fun without being intoxicated.
Svetlana
Very mature, Shane. I will be there.
J.J.
I'm on vacation until the end of July! I'll have to catch up some other time.
Next time, then.
Ilya
okay that is everybody
Hayden
I never said I would be there.
Ilya
thank god
Rose
Refer back to that thing about us all being adults?
Sorry. I should've been clear.
🙄
Hayden
I'm coming. If anything, it's just to spite Ilya now. Seriously, Shane, I'm not sure how you put up with him.
You tell me this often.
Ilya
well now we have to cancel
and I was just starting to look forward to it
We're not cancelling, Ilya. In a few days, I'll send out the official invite with more "deets". We'll be glad to see everyone there.
