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Summary:

When Melissa King is forced into making a tinder account by her best friend Trinity Santos, she is definitely not expecting to find the very man she’s been crushing on for fourteen months—Frank Langdon himself. She shouldn’t be surprised, recently divorced and desperate for something to busy himself with, casual dating makes sense. Only she is not expecting the it’s a match! sequence to appear when she “accidentally” swipes right.

That’s fine. Plenty of people match with their co-workers. What could go wrong—or right?

Notes:

havent written a text fic in ages this was soooo much fun, the kingdon brainrot is something so serious. the buzz u guys. anyway dipping my toes in the pitt fandom pls dont murder me thank qqqqq

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Dr. Robby

Hello all. Next Thursday I am having a meeting and would like for you all to be in attendance. Those of you who do not work that day will be paid an hour’s worth of overtime. Please text me with any questions.

Dr. Abbot

Will there be refreshments at this mandatory meeting?

Dr. Robby

Please text Dana with any questions.

Dana

I did not agree to that

Nurse Donnie

as long as there are donuts I will be there

Dana

Traitor.

Nurse Donnie

hey man it’s the dad diet

Samira

What time is the meeting?

Dr. Robby

I am thinking four-ish. Does that work for everyone?

Trinity Santos

no

Dr. Robby

I already knew what you were going to say, you are exempt from that question.

Dennis Whitaker

We will be there Dr. Robby!

Trinity Santos

fucking fuckleberry

Dr. Abbot

Is that a no for the pizza?

Dr. Robby

You buying?

Dr. Abbot

Ha

Baran

What will this meeting entail? Should I prepare for anything?

Dr. Robby

If you have anything you would like to discuss I am more than happy to allow multiple speakers

Doctor Langdon

replying to Dr. Robby — I am thinking four-ish. Does that work for everyone?

I have to water my plants that day at that time unfortunately

Dana

Hilarious kid

Mel

I’ll be there :)

Dr. Robby

Thank you Mel. I am glad someone is being professional about this.

Doctor Langdon

Oh sorry I had the days mixed up. I’ll be there as well

Trinity Santos

like fucking clockwork

Victoria Javadi

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Dr. Robby

Do not start the memes please.

Doctor Langdon

??????

Trinity Santos

you know what you did.

Doctor Langdon

Right

Baran

I would like to go over the productivity of using generative AI to help with charting again. If anyone else has any issues they’d like to bring up at the meeting, please let me know.

Dr. Abbot

I would like better cafeteria food

Nurse Matteo

seconded

Mckay

I will settle for a better coffee machine

Dr. Robby

I believe Dr. Al-Hashimi was referring to things that were hospital related

Perlah

The lounge is in the hospital

Princess

Does anyone know when the radiology guy works again???

Dana

Lord have mercy

Victoria Javadi

i for one actually think that is a very valid question

Nurse Matteo

i hope the radiology department explodes

Victoria Javadi

??!?!/;&/;82&;]

Nurse Matteo

sorry my cat stepped all over my keyboard idk how that happened

Mel

Sorry this isn’t work related, but he did come up on my Instagram recommended. The radiologist guy. Did you want me to send his profile to you?

Princess

Mel King you have such a beautiful soul.
Obviously yes. Please.

Joy Kwon

you have become one of her elite employees

Trinity Santos

mel king everybody
the matchmaking goddess

Victoria Javadi

you just divamaxxed so hard mel

Oglivie

Skibidi rizz

Dana

What the fuck

Mel

Thank you
I think

Dr. Abbot

What the hell are these kids saying

Samira

Internet slang

Dr. Abbot

Feeling my age day by day

Garcia

Looking it too

Dr. Shen

GOT EMMMMMMMM

Samira

Don’t sweat it, Abbot
<3

Dr. Abbot

Thank you, Dr. Mohan
>3
Mine looks weird
Mohan how did you do that?

Trinity Santos

Samira that’s just rude he doesn’t know what that means

Dr. Abbot

I know what it means.

Samira

You do??

Dr. Abbot

No.

Dr. Robby

Alright. Going on silent now. I knew texting was a mistake

Doctor Langdon

Shit starter

Dr. Robby

Get back to work. I see you hiding in the break room

Doctor Langdon

No you do not.

Baran

Everybody back to work please! No phones on the floor, we’ve got lives to save.

Victoria Javadi

yes maam

Mckay

You got it!

Nurse Donnie

Of course doc

Dr. Robby

So you guys listen to her and not me.

Doctor Langdon

👍

Nurse Matteo

yep pretty much

Joy Kwon

yeah lol

Dennis Whitaker

I listen to you, Dr. Robby

Garcia

Over here being gay as hell

Trinity Santos

yeah like everyone act surprised

Dennis Whitaker

Um. Okay

Baran

Phones down please! :)

 

 

 

 

 

Dennis Whitaker

I am going to fight you Santos

Trinity Santos

good luck farmer george

Dennis Whitaker

I hate you.

Samira

Guys play nice. It upsets Mel

Victoria Javadi

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Mel

I am fine
Who is that?

Victoria Javadi

i will teach you the ways one day

Trinity Santos

all i’m saying is there is only so much obliviousness in this hospital i can take

Dennis Whitaker

Yeah well. Outing my crush on our attending in front of the entirety of our group chat is not the way to do it.

Trinity Santos

ok fine
if i buy you 2 avocados will you forgive me

Dennis Whitaker

Make it three.

Trinity Santos

youre such a fuckleberry

Mel

Guys
Oh my goodness

Samira

You okay Mel?

Victoria Javadi

what happened?

Mel

Oh this is so embarrassing to text
Okay

Trinity Santos

?????????

Mel

A couple weeks ago, Trinity helped me set up a Tinder account

Trinity Santos

oh yeah
i said she needs to get out of the house more
you’re next, mohan

Samira

I get out plenty!

Victoria Javadi

going grocery shopping does not count i fear, babe

Mel

Well okay I haven’t really been using the app much, but Becca is at her facility and I’m off so I was bored.

Trinity Santos

did you score a date? you better still come to karaoke.

Samira

There is nothing embarrassing about being on dating apps, Mel!

Mel

I agree
Well
Oh gosh let me just show you

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Victoria Javadi

i’m sorry
WHAT

Dennis Whitaker

Liked you back????

Trinity Santos

oh this is the best day of my life

Mel

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Victoria Javadi

squints

Samira

Like you accidentally swiped right on him?

Trinity Santos

you don’t accidentally swipe right on anyone, mel

Victoria Javadi

yeah that’s like accidentally running into joe keery at the park. it’s calculated

Dennis Whitaker

Excuse me

Samira

Girl what

Mel

Guys help me. What do I do

Trinity Santos

report his account. actually, matter of fact, let’s all create tinder profiles and mass report him

Samira

Oh please

Mel

I am mortified. You are not helping me.

Victoria Javadi

it isn’t that bad, really
at least he liked you back, right?

Mel

Yes. But now he knows I like him

Trinity Santos

that’s not true. garcia and i have matched on every single dating app

Dennis Whitaker


I feel like that was maybe a bad example

Samira

Yeah, don’t you guys hook up?

Trinity Santos

we did yeah
no im saying
ugh
she doesn’t like me and we’ve matched on dating apps, so just because you and langdon matched it doesn’t mean he knows you like him

Mel

I see what you’re saying
But it is not helping me feel better

Samira

Are you going to message him?

Mel

I think I would die

Victoria Javadi

what if he messages you?

Mel

I will answer

Trinity Santos

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Dennis Whitaker

Okay well I for one am glad we can talk about our crushes in the open finally

Trinity Santos

literally nobody said that

Mel

You can talk to me about your crush, Dennis

Dennis Whitaker

Thanks.
Santos, I’m going to bleach your darks

Trinity Santos

you wouldn’t dare.

Dennis Whitaker

Oh, I so would.

Trinity Santos

fucking lesphobe

Mel

Should I just pretend it didn’t happen? Only bring it up if he does?

Victoria Javadi

seems like a solid plan

Samira

Mel, nothing is going to happen if you keep ignoring these signs
Is that what you want?

Mel

I don’t know what I want

Trinity Santos

i could tell you

Mel

What?

Trinity Santos

i cannot say it in front of the children

Victoria Javadi

i’m legal!

Trinity Santos

oh not you babe
it’s huckleberry i’m talking about

Dennis Whitaker

K.Y.S

Samira

Well, I know he just got divorced. It’s probably safe to shy away a little bit, who knows what’s going on in his head?
But I will say I think he acts very different with you

Mel

In a good way?

Samira

Yes!
Like he is very soft around you. Very attentive. It’s sweet

Trinity Santos

oh fucking gag me

Mel

I have noticed a couple things. I just thought I was being delusional.

Victoria Javadi

i don’t think so
he looks for you a lot

Samira

Yeah
I can’t say for certain, but I know he at least respects you very much. He talks highly about you all the time

Trinity Santos

the bile is rising

Dennis Whitaker

Okay what about me

Victoria Javadi

what about you

Dennis Whitaker

Robby saw the group chat text did he not
Should I be mortified

Trinity Santos

ugh typical man
don’t steal mel’s moment

Mel

Please steal my moment
I would like this mortification to end

Dennis Whitaker

See?
So what should I do

Samira

Dating an attending is a bad idea

Trinity Santos

speaking from experience?

Samira

What? No
What are you talking about

Trinity Santos

ohhhh doctor abbot <3333 please date me doctor abbot <<<33333

Samira

This conversation is officially over.

Victoria Javadi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

Ellis

anyone available to work an overnight ?? Shen is practically shitting all over the er

Dr. Shen

Dude
Way to air me out

Nurse Matteo

it’s the dunkin man
i’m telling you

Dr. Shen

My iced coffee order has never let me down

Ellis

it’s probably the two extra shots of espresso you got u crazy ass man

Trinity Santos

are you deranged

Dr. Shen

I would like to say no
But I think that would be the wrong answer

Samira

What’s the shift?

Ellis

honestly just until Shen stops feeling sick
maybe a couple of hours

Samira

I can come in! Need the extra money for my new apartment

Dr. Shen

Jack rn

Dr. Abbot

We would be thrilled to have you here tonight, Dr. Mohan
What does that mean John

Dr. Shen

Nothing

Samira

Haha
Um
I’ll be there soon!

Dr. Shen

Thanks!

Dr. Abbot

Can’t wait
Let’s go night crawlers

Nurse Matteo

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Dr. Robby

Jesus Christ

 

 

 

Victoria Javadi

mel, how was your first shift PTM?

Mel

PTM?

Victoria Javadi

post tinder match

Dennis Whitaker

Yes cause we would have got that

Mel

It was good!
We didn’t talk about it, which is fine. We were pretty normal. Took cases together, ate lunch together. Nothing changed

Samira

Maybe he was hoping you’d bring it up

Mel

Yes, maybe

Victoria Javadi

have you thought about texting him?

Mel

Doctor Langdon and I do not usually speak outside of work. Only a few times, like my birthday. He took Becca and I to see a movie.

Samira

Aww
How cute

Trinity Santos

i need a barf bag

Mel

And sometimes he occasionally buys me boba
But that is pretty rare
Our last text is from a month ago

Victoria Javadi

what’s it say?

Mel

We were just sending medical journals back and forth! I think we had a strange case that day and needed to discuss it

Samira

I think you should text him

Mel

I thought you said I should stay away?

Samira

Shy away, not stay. I just meant you shouldn’t jump into things head first, but I don’t think you’d do that, anyway. I didn’t want Langdon to use you just because he’s freshly divorced

Mel

Do you think that’s the case?

Samira

Maybe if you were someone else. But no, because you’re you

Trinity Santos

i hate to agree but i do
he’s still an ass though

Dennis Whitaker

Mel, I think if you like the guy, you should do something about it

Victoria Javadi

agreed

Mel

Okay okay
I will text him
I don’t know what to even say

Samira

A simple ‘hi’ never hurts!

 

 

 

 

Mel

[9:17]

Hi!
I just wanted to say you did a great job with the STEMI today. Super fast

[9:18]

Hey
Thank you :)
You did great too

Thanks!

What are you up to?

Listening to a podcast, I focus better when I’m listening and doing something else
What about you?

Trying to figure out how to work my new tv

Oh that’s right, you just moved out of your old house didn’t you?
Sorry. That was super nosey
You do not have to answer that

Lol, you’re fine Mel. Promise
But yeah, I did
Making me feel ancient there’s too many buttons on this remote

Mine too. I just taped over the ones we never use, it’s better for Becca too. Less overwhelming

That’s smart
I don’t even have half of these streaming services

I don’t really watch TV honestly

More of a phone zombie?

I think zombie is a bit of an exaggeration but yes I do use it a lot more
It’s easier having everything in one place
Texts emails music I don’t really need anything else

Yeah
Dating apps too, right?

 

 

 

Mel

[screenshot]
I’m going to die

Victoria Javadi

NO HE DIDNTTTT

Dennis Whitaker

Addressing the elephant in the room before ten pm is certainly a bold move

Samira

Omg.

Trinity Santos

okay ballsy

 

 

 

Dating apps?

Oh, cmon Mel

I have not a clue what you’re talking about

You’re such a bad liar

Okay fine.
I didn’t think we were going to talk about it

Why wouldn’t we?

Isn’t it awkward?

Do you feel awkward with me because of it?

No. Not really, anyway. I thought it would be today

And you were pleasantly surprised?

Yes, maybe
I was just surprised
That you matched with me

How is that even remotely surprising?

What? Dr Langdon you cannot be serious

Frank

What??

My name is Frank. You don’t have to call me Langdon outside of work

I know what your name is.
That’s not the point though

What is the point?

That we matched on a dating app

Which you haven’t messaged me on

You haven’t, either
And I texted you. Isn’t that better?

Immensely, yeah

So don’t complain

Who are you and what have you done with Mel King?

Yes that was mean I am so sorry

Stop apologizing to me
It was funny

I liked it

 

You

Oh
Well good
Anyway um I just wanted to tell you about the STEMI, so I’ll leave you to it

You don’t need to leave me to it, Mel. But it is getting late

[9:45]
[9:47]

Um
Yes
Okay haha um goodnight

Night Mel

 

 

Nurse Emma

does anyone smell smoke?

Dana

Cigarettes. I can’t tell where it’s coming from

Nurse Donnie

probably that old woman smoking in south 11

Dr. Robby

What?

Dr. Abbot

Jesus I’m off the shift for 2 days and you guys start letting patients smoke inside?

Samira

I thought south 11 was discharged?

Doctor Langdon

She was. She came back.

Mel

So what do we do?

Baran

I will handle it. Give me one moment

Nurse Matteo

 

Dr. Shen

Girl
Hippa

Ellis

technically she was discharged so
you’re safe

Dr. Robby

Still in poor taste.

Victoria Javadi

lollll

Nurse Matteo

dr. j thinks it’s funny

Oglivie

Who is Dr. J

Nurse Matteo

back off.

Victoria Javadi

Dana

Oh good lord
Please not again

Mel

Is anyone available to come to the front exit? The doors are locked for some reason? I left to call Becca and didn’t think it’d shut behind me

Baran

Yes one second

Doctor Langdon

I’m coming
I got it

Trinity Santos

i said oh i’m sure

Dennis Whitaker

😭

Dr. Robby

Why are you crying?
Everything ok?

Garcia

oh jesus christtttt

Ellis

i’m laughing like ?????

Dr. Robby

What?

Dana

Lol

Nurse Donnie

what am I missing here

Joy Kwon

just the beautiful early stages of developing love

Garcia

keep me away

Trinity Santos

she said, surprising no one

Garcia

eat your ramen and shut up

 

 

Victoria Javadi

I THOUGHT U SAID YOU WERENT HOOKING UP ANYMORE

Trinity Santos

old news
oldddd news
news so old
like
3 days ago

Dennis Whitaker

Smh

 

 

 

Thank you for saving me earlier

Yeah of course
I was only charting anyway

Still thank you

You’re welcome
Though I still would have come even if I was busy

Oh?
I mean
That’s nice of you

And maybe a little selfish

How so?

I don’t think you’d realize how much I would drop for you

What? Frank you
My goodness
Well that is good to know

Oh Mel
Well, goodnight

Goodnight!

 

 

Dennis Whitaker

Has anyone seen my keys? I had to change scrubs but I’m pretty sure I took them out of my pocket. Some lady had me help her buy gardening tools from her Amazon cart and then started to pee on me. Not sure if the vomit was before or after. Anyway the keys are green, if anyone has seen them let me know pls

Trinity Santos

average rue bennett plotline:

Victoria Javadi

LMFAO

Mel

That's Zendaya, right?

Dr. Robby

I enjoyed that one movie she was in.

Dr. Abbot

Which one
Not very specific there bud

Samira

DR. ABBOT LAUGHED AT AN IMAGE

Dr. Robby

Tennis

Garcia

fucking gay

Trinity Santos

SOMEONE GET OLIVIA WILDE IN HERE

Doctor Langdon

I like the Spiderman movies she’s in. I am Peter Parker

Garcia

in your dreams turd

Doctor Langdon

Shut up Yo-yo

Mel

I never got into superhero movies
But I was very sad when one of those twins died

Doctor Langdon

Twins?
Oh
Age of Ultron I think

Mel

Yes

Victoria Javadi

Aaron Taylor Johnson one chance pls

Nurse Matteo

I’ve been told I look like him

Doctor Langdon

?

Victoria Javadi

have u?

Nurse Matteo

you don’t think so?

Victoria Javadi

might have to come stare at your face to really tell

Joy Kwon

okayyy javadiiiiii

Mckay

Right girlllll

Victoria Javadi

omg stop

Dr. Robby

We will be on the lookout for your keys, Whitaker
Everybody else get back to work

Doctor Langdon

I’m not at work

Mel

Me either

Trinity Santos

same

Nurse Emma

someone is looking for you, dr robby! i put them in west 2, i think his name was duke?

Dr. Robby

Got it, thanks Emma

 

 

I didn’t know you were off today

Oh yeah! I switched shifts with Whitaker. I was supposed to hang out with Becca and Adam but they ended up going to a Thai place that I don’t particularly like

Shame
Want to do something with me instead?

Oh
Sure!
Like what?

I need help picking out a couch
You’ve got good taste
I’ll treat you to boba

You don’t have to do that, but I will gladly help you out

I don’t have to, I want to. Want the brown sugar?

Yes
Thank you!

Anytime :)

 

 

Mel

I think
I am going on a date

Trinity Santos

with doctor ass?

Mel

I don’t really look at his ass

Samira

She is calling him an ass

Mel

Ah right
Yes with Doctor Ass

Dennis Whitaker

You know who has a nice ass?

Victoria Javadi

don’t start

Samira

You nervous Mel?

Mel

Not as much as I thought I’d be
I guess we’ll see
Oh shoot he’s here
Wish me luck

Samira

Have fun!

Victoria Javadi

be safe!!

Trinity Santos

triple wrap

MEL DISLIKED A MESSAGE

 

[10:15 pm]

Victoria Javadi

sooo
how’d it go?

Mel

Okay
I mean
I don’t think it was a date to him

Samira

Why not?

Mel

I don’t know
It just felt normal
Like how it always is

Samira

That’s not a bad thing though, is it?

Mel

I guess not. I guess I was expecting something to happen. He bought me boba and dinner. I wanted him to hold my hand

Trinity Santos

did you make any moves?

Mel

Yeah I held the door for him 

Dennis Whitaker

??????? LMAO

Samira

I’m sure he loved that

Mel

I thought so too

He didn't let me after the first time though so I'm not sure

Samira

No
Ugh never mind hahah

Trinity Santos

melodrama. love u or whatever, but you have made it very clear in the past that you do not like to be touched. langdon was probably just respecting your wishes

Mel

Oh
Yes you’re right

Victoria Javadi

ask him if he thought it was a date

Mel

I don’t want to embarrass myself
I guess I thought because we matched on a stupid dating app that our next hangout would be a date

Samira

Have you guys like.. talked about actual dates? Or dating in general? 

Mel

Um
Let me get back to you on that

Victoria Javadi

uh oh

 

 

Hello

Hey

Thanks for my boba

You don’t have to keep thanking me, it was my pleasure. Thanks for your help with my couch

You like it?

Yup
Yeah
Yeah I do

So you had fun tonight?

Of course I did

Hm

Did you not??

No I did

Not giving me a lot to work with here, Mel

I’m sorry
You just confuse me

I confuse you?

Yes

How so?

Well
I thought that maybe you might have feelings for me, even before the Tinder thing. And then I thought that after the Tinder thing, stuff might start to happen. I’ve had a crush on you since my first day. Crush doesn’t seem like a strong enough word. Anyway, clearly I got ahead of myself with this whole relationship and now I’m realizing that we haven’t really talked about that kind of stuff. So now I feel silly. And now I am rambling. Gosh sorry I should just delete this

> delete all text?
> yes

Can we talk about the Tinder thing?

Yeah, sure. Of course
What do you want to talk about?

Like how serious do people take dating apps? I don’t want to look silly

Uh
Depends on the person I guess
You mean you want to talk about Tinder itself and not you and I?

Yes correct
How likely is it to get a relationship from me matching with these guys?

Okay just so we’re clear
We are talking about you getting into a relationship with your other matches but not me
Right?

That is awfully worded

Melissa

Um
Yes?

Why are you avoiding this?

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Uh huh
Well I’ve never gone on a date with someone from Tinder. Except once, I guess

Once?

Yeah

How was it?

Pretty good. But then she started asking me for advice on how to date other men on the app

Oh my gosh

 

INCOMING CALL: DOCTOR LANGDON

“Hello?” Mel greets, a little shakily.

Langdon sounds utterly calm and controlled on the opposite end, infuriatingly so. “Hello Melissa.”

“Stop calling me that.”

“It’s your name.”

“Yes, but it’s freaking me out.”

“Why is that?”

“Nobody calls me Melissa. And it’s making my heart do funny things.”

“Ah-ha. I see. So, Melissa, what other questions do you want to ask me about dating other guys?”

“I do not want to date other guys.”

“No?”

“No.”

“Then why are we having this conversation?”

“You are very aggravating,” Mel tells him.

“Yes.”

“Even more so on the phone.”

“Yep.”

“Worse in person.”

“You want to talk in person? Perfect, I’m on the way.”

“Hey, that’s not what I-”

The line goes dead. Mel stares at the screen, eyes wide behind her rimmed glasses. Then, she springs into action.

 

 

 

 

I think he’s coming over

 

you think?

 

Yes
I am
Grossly underprepared
I showered
no bra
Trinity I’m scared

oh no what a shame you’re braless and freshly showered i’m sure he’s going to hate that

I think I am having a heart attack

your left arm tingling?

No..

then you’re fine
have fun

Oh gosh

 

 

Dr. Robby

Whoever is drawing hearts in the glass I am demanding you stop

Trinity Santos

wonder who that could be

Dr. Abbot

Well it isn’t me

Samira

You don’t like hearts?

Dr. Abbot

I did not say that

Dennis Whitaker

Someone using the on-call room?

Frank 🤍

I’m catching up on sleep before my double

Dennis Whitaker

Got it

Dana

Anyone seen Mel?

Victoria Javadi

oh wow yeah i certainly wonder

Baran

I believe she is taking her lunch break. I sent her a few minutes ago since we’re slow

Oglivie

It is quiet here today

Nurse Matteo

i knew i didn’t like you

Princess

Now why would you say that

Perlah

Evil man.

Trinity Santos

more like evil whitaker

Dr. Robby

Lol
I mean, unprofessional, Dr Santos.

Joy Kwon

perfect description

Dr. Abbot

I am very excited to announce that Dr. Mohan is officially joining us on the night shift

Nurse Matteo

hell yeah!
welcome to the dark side

Dr. Shen

A win for the night crawlers

Ellis

HELLLLL YEAH

Samira

I’m excited! Thank you guys for having me

Dr. Abbot

Anytime, sweetheart
I mean, Dr. Mohan

Dana

Smooth

 

 

Hey, you still coming?

Yes! Grabbing my book. I was waiting for Dr. Robby to leave the work station

Did you get my goods?

You mean your chocolate milk? Yes Frank I got it

Great. Can’t wait to see you, honey

Be there soon :)

 

Trinity Santos

i have uncovered the secret identity of the vandalizer who keeps drawing hearts everywhere

Dr. Robby

Okay good
Tell me about it privately please

Trinity Santos

FRANK LANGDON YOU ARE A SICK MAN

Victoria Javadi

???

Dr. Robby

You all saw me say privately right?

Garcia

nobody listens to you grandpa

Trinity Santos

sneaking off into the on call room with mel. you think you’re slick. i’ve caught you in the act

Frank 🤍

That does not tie me to the hearts

Dr. Abbot

Actually it does. You have been frolicking around after Dr. King for weeks, just at the same time these hearts started. This photo of you two is physical proof.

Samira

I think it’s cute
They’re just hearts, I’m sure the patients don’t mind. It might actually make them feel a bit better.

Dr. Abbot

I agree actually

Dana

Omfg

Garcia

loser

Samira

Haha, thanks Jack

Mel

Trinity, how did you take that picture?? I didn’t see you

Oglivie

She crouched under the door in the window with her phone to take it. Basically did the splits

Like this

Victoria Javadi

Nurse Matteo 

Joy Kwon

guys stop i can't like all of these 

Mckay

Lol

Trinity Santos

snitch.

Frank 🤍

Takes one to know one

Dr. Shen

WOAHHHHHHHH

Dr. Robby

Ok we will discuss how unprofessional ALL of this is at the next meeting. Until then, my main concern is Dr. Langdon and Dr. King. Are you two going to be an HR problem or can you control yourselves?

Mel

We can definitely control ourselves, sir. Don’t worry

Frank 🤍

No promises here

Have you seen my girl?

Mel

Frank.

Frank 🤍

Yeah baby?

Trinity Santos

that just triggered my acid reflux

Garcia

mine too

Trinity Santos

oh what a coincidence i have tums

Garcia

b right there lol

Dr. Robby

Jesus is anyone in this ER not in a relationship?

Joy Kwon

how robby is moving rn

PERLAH LOVED AN IMAGE

PRINCESS LAUGHED AT AN IMAGE

DANA EMPHASIZED AN IMAGE 

Dr. Robby

Fuck you all

Dennis Whitaker

I’m not

In a relationship I mean 

Dr. Robby

Not you

Trinity Santos

HELLO?

Baran

You all concern me.