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It was a hot october day maybe a little to hot because as Simon woke up the blaring sun blinded him and he heard screams of bloody murder as the littleluns burned to a crisp somewhere on this hot oasis. Simon stood his malnourished thinspo edtwt body up and began walking his way to the blue lagoon. The lagoon was very lagooney today, looking like a lagoon. Ralph was sitting in the water, butt booty naked. Maurice was on his side like one of his many hoes, yknow, since he had a multitude of them. Jack the man the myth the legend comes up behind Simon (which is bout to pass out again) can smell his aura probably because he smells like bounce that ass. But back to Ralph and his side hoe which is that fucking incel Maurice which is trying to dry hump Ralph and again Ralph's yams are out right now by the way. Jack spoke in his lovely c# sharp voice, adjusting his huge bulge like an alpha wolf. "I thought I told u that Maurice wasn't allowed out of the cage!!!" Jack growled alphaly, biting his lip. Ralph giggled giggly, his valley girl voice making Simon's ears bleed. "L + ratio + ur dad beats u." Ralph the omega in the relationship said this is all while Simon's bout to get slimed on the yellowish sand. Jack the alpha is gyrating his hips next to the lagooney lagoon which is still looking radioactive blue kinda like slurp juice. Jacks finna punish Maurice with his super alpha wolf powers and his choir worthy voice all the while Simon is face down ass up on the sand right now. Jack strfloips down to get into blue lagoon to go get Maurice to teach him a lesson and the last thing he sees before he goes to la la land is Piggy's fat ass tumbling down to the lagoon. Piggy was rolling down the hill like one of those barrels from Donkey Kong, eventually splashing into the water and making waves so big that everyone was immediately booted out of the server- I mean lagoon. Jack scoffed, his nostrils flaring as he glared at Piggy. Ralph was wiping some sand from his hair, his shrimp dick now out in the crisp autumn breeze. "WHY WOUKD YOU DO THAY FATY" Jack yelled, stomping his foot and having steam come from out of his ears and his face go bright red like anger from the hit movie inside out. I love that movie. Anyways, Piggy was shaking and whimpering from Jack's overwhelming alpha confidence, adjusting his bum ass glasses with shaky hands. "I-I-I-I-I-I'm so s-s-s-s-sorry!" Simon, who had originally been passed out in the burning hot, yellow sand, woke up due to the sound barrier breaking splash that had come from Piggy. He blinked his eyes like a lizard does or something, sitting up. He watched as Jack proceeded to slime out Piggy with his totally awesome spear, and Roger was also there beating the shit oit of him for some reason. He has teleportation powers btw. After floating back up onto his feet Simon starts strutting over to alpha wolf Jack who starts yelling "KILL THAY BOY" while giving Piggy STRAIGHT teeth with his spear, all the while Piggy is looking like sadness from the hit movie inside out. I love that movie. When Simon gets there he yells out "STOP FIGHTING!" With his beautiful voice like the guy dancing at that burger king bathroom to the viral song "Join us for a bite." Then the goat WALTER walks out of the bushes like a bum to come do absolutely fucking nothing just like he did in the actual book I don't even know why I'm doing this this is so fucking horrible I have one line to go on. Back to Walter and his nonexistent personality, he starts running on all fours like an animal towards everyone ruining their happy moment. ~~~~~~~ The sand crunched behind Simon as he stood in the breeze idly, his gaze stuck on the sight of Jack and Roger. Piggy, the poor lad, was trembling beneath them as they assaulted him with their spears. Although he was looking, he wasn't really taking anything in. Not where it mattered, anyway. Blazing beams of light beat down on the dazed boy, warming his back in a way that was almost unendurable. A hesitant weight was placed on his shoulder, making Simon flinch. A sharp laugh sounded off behind him. "It's just me, Simon!" Walter looked over the other male's shoulder, a toothy grin plastered on his face. The tense sensation in Simon's body left as soon as it came, his shoulders relaxing as he breathed out. ~~~~~~