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2026-05-14
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[The De Clerq Love Hotel]

Summary:

I have no fancy summary. This is just if Tetro Blue had V3's Love Hotel scenes, except Matthias/Hidemi is the protagonist because I love writing for my goat.

Released out of order based on when I have inspiration.

Notes:

taking advantage of hidemi being a strangely gendered creature in canon!!!

also yes im gonna keep the aroace characters aroace, their "ideal" is platonic in this case

also just pretend ouno and akiba know his name's matthias shhhh

Chapter 1: [Love Hotel: Prologue]

Chapter Text

[Now, I'm no expert in hospitals or labs, but I'm pretty sure there isn't usually a key hidden under waiting room seat cushions.]

MATTHIAS: Um…Monomoko?

MONOMOKO: Good evening.

MATTHIAS: *screams*

[I don't think I'll ever get used to her appearing like that.]

MONOMOKO: Ah. I see you have found a Key of Love.

MATTHIAS: A Key o—…what?

[I mean, it does kind of look like a heart at the top.]

MONOMOKO: Now that you are in possession of the Key, you will be able to visit one randomly selected classmate's dreams tonight.

MATTHIAS: Sounds fun! But wait, what does that have to do with love?

MONOMOKO: In this dream, you will take the role of their ideal.

MATTHIAS: Oh, so, like…their ideal partner?

MONOMOKO: Typically, though that is up to the subconscious of the individual.

MATTHIAS: This is…kind of confusing.

MONOMOKO: That is to be expected. However, I believe the best way to understand it is to experience it for yourself.

MATTHIAS: I guess you're right. Goodnight, Monomoko.

[But right as I was about to get to bed…]

MONOMOKO: Matthias de Clerq?

MATTHIAS: Ah! Yes?

MONOMOKO: I hope you enjoy your time with your classmate, whoever they are. Goodnight.

[And with that, she was gone.]

MATTHIAS: Well…only one way to find out what's going on here.

[]

[It took a while to fall asleep, but once I did, I was met with…]