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A Collection of Baby Bird and Demon Gremlin

Summary:

"I just think they should have to share a blanket and also fight crime about it."

A compilation of Tim & Damian sibling bonding snippets — hurt/comfort, humor, bickering, and the occasional emotional sucker punch.

Notes:

This fic is a compilation, not a linear narrative. Each chapter (or set of chapters) explores a different scenario, prompt, or headcanon about Tim and Damian’s relationship — from bickering over coffee to life-or-death loyalty. I have too many ideas for these two to fit into a single plot, so instead I'm throwing them all into one this fanfic. Jump around as you like — there's no required reading order unless stated.

Think of it as a scrapbook of their best (and worst) moments, because I love these two and their complicated brotherhood too much to pick just one idea.

Chapter 1: Strategic Invitation (1)

Chapter Text

 

Tim set his coffee down with more force than strictly necessary, the ceramic base clicking sharp against his desk. The quarterly projections for Drake Industries were glowing on his tablet, R&D was humming, and yet the only thing holding his attention was the single-line update his secretary had just delivered through the intercom.

 

"The candidate rejected the offer, Mr. Drake."

He stared at the speaker for a beat, thumb hovering over the reply button. Rejected. Not "requested more time" or "counter-offered with unreasonable demands." Just... rejected. Flat. Final. From a teenager whose only identifier was a pseudonym that had practically become myth in the coding underground over the past eighteen months.

 

This kid—and Tim was certain it was a kid, no seasoned professional coded with that kind of reckless, breathtaking elegance—had walked into an international competition stacked with PhDs and senior engineers from every tech giant on the planet and made them weep.

Literally, according to one viral clip, a forty-three-year-old lead developer from a rival firm had been filmed dabbing at his eyes during the awards ceremony. The winning project was a neural-network architecture that solved latency issues in a way Tim himself had sketched out at three in the morning six months ago but never pursued because the board would have called it too risky, too unorthodox, too young.

The pseudonym attached to the entry was "Fractal." No biodata. No age. No location beyond a proxy server that bounced through seventeen countries before dead-ending. Tim had approved the recruitment outreach anyway, because vision like that didn't need a birth certificate. It needed resources and someone who understood what it meant to be underestimated.

 

And now Fractal had said no.

 

Tim ran a hand through his hair, already mentally cycling through possibilities.

Maybe the kid wanted to finish school first—perfectly reasonable. Maybe there were family obligations, or the offer wasn't competitive enough, or someone else had swooped in faster. He could respect any of those.

What he couldn't parse was the look his secretary, Marcia, had given him when she'd stepped in with the morning file. She'd paused in the doorway, lips pressed together in that very specific way that meant she was actively choosing not to say something.

He tapped the intercom. "Marcia, can you come in for a moment?"

She appeared with the kind of deliberate calm that usually preceded either a resignation letter or news that the breakroom microwave had been set on fire again. Marcia was sixty-two, had worked for Bruce before being headhunted by Tim during the DI transition, and possessed an emotional intelligence that bordered on telepathy.

"You're giving me the look," Tim said.

"I don't have a look, Mr. Drake."

"You absolutely have a look. You've had it since you mentioned the rejection. What am I missing?"

Marcia adjusted the folder in her hands, not quite meeting his eyes. "Nothing at all, sir. The candidate simply declined. It happens."

"And you find this amusing because...?"

"I don't find it amusing." Her voice was perfectly even, but the corner of her mouth betrayed her. "I find it... thematically consistent."

Tim narrowed his eyes. "Marcia."

 

She sighed, the sound of someone surrendering to inevitability. "Sir, did you actually read the recruitment package that was sent out? The full package? With the company profile and the executive team bios?"

"I approved the standard outreach template," Tim said slowly, a strange unease beginning to prickle at the base of his skull. "Why would I need to read the executive bios? I'm the CEO. I know who I am."

Marcia opened the folder she'd been holding and slid a single printed sheet across the desk. It was the automated response from Fractal's contact server. Tim had already seen the rejection line. What he hadn't seen, apparently, was the full message body that Marcia had helpfully highlighted for him.

His eyes tracked down the page.

 

Thank you for the offer. While I respect the work Drake Industries has done in recent quarters, I have no interest in joining an organization whose CEO is demonstrably incompetent and whose judgment I cannot trust with my intellectual property.

Please extend my regards to Timothy Drake personally and inform him that if he wishes to poach talent, he should consider actually reading the work instead of delegating.

 

Tim read it twice.

Then a third time, because surely—surely—he was hallucinating.

"Demonstrably incompetent?" His voice came out higher than he intended. "I don't even—I've never met this person. How does some anonymous coding prodigy have an opinion on my competence?"

Marcia's expression remained carefully neutral, but Tim had known her long enough to recognize the glint of genuine entertainment she was valiantly suppressing. "I imagine, sir, that's a question you'd have to take up with the candidate directly."

"Does Bruce know about this?" Tim demanded, because his brain had apparently decided to fire that particular neuron before consulting the rest of him.

"I doubt it. We secured this person the fastest."

 

Tim groaned and dropped his head into his hands. Somewhere in Gotham—or the world, really, given the proxy servers—there was a teenager who had just called him incompetent to his face without technically showing their face, and he had absolutely no way to defend himself because he didn't even know who he was defending himself to.

He lifted his head. "Find out everything you can about Fractal. I don't care how many proxies. I want to know who this kid is."

Marcia nodded, turning to leave, and Tim could have sworn he heard her murmur something under her breath that sounded suspiciously like "thematically consistent" as the door clicked shut.

 


 

The Titan's common room had descended into what Tim could only describe as organized chaos, which was really just the default state whenever his friends got invested in something that wasn't actively trying to kill them.

"I'm telling you, Fractal is definitely an AI," Kon insisted, hovering cross-legged three feet above the couch cushions because chairs were apparently beneath him today. "No human teenager writes code that clean. I've seen your code, Tim. It looks like a crime scene."

"My code is elegant!" Tim rolled his eyes, looking up from his phone.

"Your code looks like you wrote it while bleeding out and running on seventy-two hours of no sleep, which, statistically, you probably did."

Cassie threw a pillow at Kon without glancing away from her own tablet. "Fractal isn't an AI. The competition had human verification protocols. I think it's a collective—like, a group of students sharing one pseudonym. That would explain the range of expertise."

"A collective of teenagers keeping a secret that tight?" Bart zipped through the room, reappearing with a bag of chips he definitely hadn't had three seconds ago. "No way. Teenagers can't keep secrets. I once knew a guy who tried to hide a surprise party and he told everyone including the birthday person within forty minutes."

"You told me about my surprise party," Gar pointed out from where he was sprawled on the floor in cat form, tail flicking lazily. "I was the birthday person."

"And I stand by my point."

"Because statistically—"

"Bart, the last time you said 'statistically,' you were trying to prove that Alfred's scones were baked in the future."

"They're warm for hours, Gar. Hours."

Cassie snorted and tossed a throw pillow in Tim's general direction. It bounced off his shoulder and landed on his laptop, which he pointedly ignored in favor of watching the chaos unfold. "What about the clone theory? Maybe he's someone's secret project. Lab-raised coding prodigy, escaped at fourteen, now he's just... showing off on the international stage because he can."

"I like that one," Kon said, adding CLONE??? to the board with an aggressive underline. "Very dramatic. Very our-lives."


Tim let the noise wash over him, half-listening as the theories spiraled outward. Cassie was now arguing that Fractal might be from a parallel dimension. Kon had pivoted to suggesting a government experiment. Bart was fixated on the possibility that Fractal was actually three raccoons in a trench coat who had somehow learned JavaScript. Gar had shifted back to human form specifically to point out that raccoons had thumbs and this was therefore plausible.

Through it all, Tim's phone buzzed with a notification that made him snort audibly enough to pause the raccoon debate.

Damian: I require your assistance in the kitchen. We are making spaghetti. Do not make this a production.

 

Tim stared at the message for a moment, a small smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. There had been a shift in Damian over the past year, subtle but unmistakable to anyone who knew how to read him. The sharp edges hadn't dulled so much as learned to sheath themselves. Where Damian once demanded, he now requested. Where he once isolated, he now orbited closer, finding excuses to be in the same room, to share a task, to exist in proximity without the buffer of a mission or an argument.

 

We are making spaghetti.
Translation: I want company but will not say it.

Do not make this a production. Translation: I am already embarrassed about asking and if you tease me I will deny this ever happened.

Tim had learned to read Damian's subtext years ago, back when reading it was a survival mechanism rather than an act of brotherhood. These days it was almost easy. Almost fond.

The boy had been fourteen for a few months now, and somewhere in that transition from thirteen to fourteen, something had shifted. Not the sharp edges—those remained, would probably always remain in some form—but the way he wielded them.

Damian had started finding excuses to be in the same room during Tim's visits. He'd appear in the manor library when Tim was working late, supposedly to retrieve a book but then lingering for an hour. He'd text Tim links to articles about cases with no commentary, expecting Tim to understand that this was his version of reaching out. Lately, he'd been requesting specific shared activities framed as obligations rather than invitations, because admitting he wanted something still seemed to cost him something.

He wondered if this was just a phase—teenagers wanting to be spoiled, wanting to be cared for in ways they'd never admit aloud. Dick had told him once that Damian went through phases of clinginess followed by stretches of fierce independence, and the trick was to be available during both without making a thing of it. Tim figured he could manage that.

"What's that face?" Kon asked, finally descending to actual furniture. "You're doing the soft face. The 'thinking about family' face."

"I don't have a face."

"You have so many faces and that one's our third favorite."

Tim pocketed his phone and stood, stretching out the stiffness that came from too many hours hunched over quarterly reports. "I'm being summoned. Damian wants to cook."

 

The room went through a series of ‘oh’ before they registered it.

"Damian," Cassie repeated slowly, "wants to cook. With you. Voluntarily."

"He's been doing that lately," Tim said, already heading toward the kitchen. "It's not a big deal."

"It's kind of a big deal," Gar said, now human again and looking genuinely touched. "Remember when he tried to stab you?"

"Which time?"

"Any of them. The montage of stabbing attempts that defined your early relationship."

Tim waved a hand dismissively as he walked. "He was nine. He's grown. We've all grown. Don't let Bart near the stove while I'm gone."

"One time!" Bart protested. "I set one fire one time!"

The kitchen was separated from the main common area by a half-wall and a swinging door that Damian had insisted on installing because he claimed the smell of Gar's vegan experiments disturbed his concentration. Tim pushed through it to find Damian already there, phone abandoned on the counter, surveying an array of ingredients with the tactical intensity he usually reserved for mission briefings.

"You're late," Damian said without turning around.

"I'm exactly on time. You just have unrealistic expectations about how fast I can extract myself from a room full of people arguing about whether a coding prodigy is secretly three raccoons."

That earned him a brief glance over the shoulder, one eyebrow raised. "That's idiotic. Raccoons lack the fine motor control for extended keyboard use."

"Gar would be devastated to hear you say that."

"Garfield has been devastated by far worse and remains inexplicably cheerful." Damian pushed a head of garlic across the counter toward Tim. "You're on sauce. I'll handle the pasta. Your knife work is acceptable when you aren't distracted."

 

It was such a Damian way of saying I trust you with this part that Tim almost laughed. Instead he rolled up his sleeves and reached for the cutting board, settling into the rhythm of it. Peel. Slice. The garlic gave way under his knife in thin, even slivers. Beside him, Damian moved with quiet precision, measuring flour and eggs for fresh pasta because of course the kid wouldn't use dried. He'd probably consider it a personal insult.

They worked in silence for a few minutes, the kind of silence that used to be heavy with unspoken grievances and now just felt... easy. Comfortable. The sound of boiling water and the rhythmic thump of Tim's knife filled the space where arguments used to live.

"Tell me about Fractal," Damian said abruptly, his back still turned as he kneaded dough.

Tim's hands paused. "You were listening?"

"I'm always listening. The Titans are not quiet. Kon-El's voice carries through walls." A beat. "You received a rejection, didn't you? I heard your tone when you spoke earlier. You're frustrated."

"I'm not—" Tim stopped, sighed. "Okay, I'm a little frustrated, mostly curious. This kid is brilliant, Dami. Like, genuinely brilliant. And he called me demonstrably incompetent."

Damian's shoulders stiffened almost imperceptibly, a reaction so small Tim would have missed it if he weren't trained to notice everything. Then the boy resumed kneading as if nothing had happened. "Fractal sounds perceptive. Perhaps you should take the feedback to heart."

"Wow. Loyalty. Love it."

 

"I am simply acknowledging that even broken clocks are correct twice a day." Damian turned, flour dusted across one cheek, and fixed Tim with a look that was difficult to read. "Do you know anything about him? Age? Location? Circumstances?"

"No biodata at all. Just a pseudonym and a portfolio that makes me want to hire him yesterday." Tim scraped the garlic into the pan, watching it sizzle in olive oil. "Why? You thinking of recruiting for your own team? I hear the Teen Titans are accepting honorary members."

Damian made a dismissive sound. "I have no interest in poaching your rejected candidates. I was merely... curious about what kind of person would have the audacity to refuse you. It's not common."

"Are you saying people don't usually refuse me?"

"I'm saying you're Timothy Drake and most people in the tech sector would cut off a limb for the opportunity to work with you. Whoever this is either doesn't know who you really are or genuinely doesn't care." Damian's voice had gone slightly strange, a note in it that Tim couldn't quite place. "That's unusual."

 

Tim turned from the stove to study his youngest brother. Damian was very focused on the pasta dough, his movements precise but his jaw tight in that way it got when he was thinking too hard about something. The flour on his cheek.

"Unusual is interesting," Tim said finally, turning back to the sauce. "I like interesting. Even when interesting calls me incompetent."

"Demonstrably incompetent."

"Thank you for the correction. Really feeling the support here."

Damian didn't respond, but when Tim glanced over, there was the faintest ghost of a smirk pulling at the corner of his mouth. Small victories. Tim added tomatoes to the pan and let the silence settle back into something warm.