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Mafuyu, Emu, Akito, Mizuki, An, Haruka, Tsukasa, and Rui are all just sitting behind the stage. Despite being from different groups, they all finished their show nearly at the same time. Tsukasa as always is being loud and practicing his English so he doesn’t randomly yell at a lost girl again and Emu is doing… the Konton Boogie dance? Well, okay. Rui is repairing a r-
“GUYS!!! WE SHOULD DO A SCIENTOLOGY RUN!!!” ………… Okay Akito. Rude to interrupt people but it’s not like he can hear me anyway.
Everyone else jumps up, well except for Mizuki and Mafuyu, of course. The mysterious M’s. How nonchalant, right?
“Wait.. That’s such a good idea, Akito!” Screams Emu. Emu is always giving compliments, so who would expect her not to this time? Rui just stays silent and continues repairing some robot he found.
“HOW SMART, AKITO! THAT SEEMS FUN!” Tsukasa yells, almost blowing Mafuyu’s ears off. As you can see, he’s speaking in English. Explains the yelling, huh?
“Could you quiet down,” Mafuyu mumbles.
“Oops, sorry Mafuyu,” Tsukasa says in a volume level 3 voice. Haruka just watches everything unravel waiting for a conclusion so that she can step in to make an idea of what they should do.
“Wait, but when?” An asks. Tsukasa jumps back a tiny bit because he wasn’t even aware that An was behind him.
“How about..” Akito runs his chin, thinking about a time. “How about now?”
…
..Now? That’s a horrible idea! Who would even thi-
“That’s a great idea!” Says Mizuki. She never really agrees to stuff like this but it was probably just because she was bored.
“Well, then it’s settled. We will go in 20 minutes from now,” Akito says with a huge grin on his face. He’s basically bouncing with excitement thinking about clearing a Scientology run for the first time.
25 minutes later.
Eight people bunched up in a car with a limit of six people… They’re totally getting fined. As they drive (Rui’s driving obviously), Emu just screams in Haruka’s ear.
“LOOK!!! THERE IT IS!!” …Mafuyu just stares at Emu.
“Thanks for blasting off my ear, Emu. I really needed that to energize me for today,” Mafuyu groans.
“Oops, sorry…” Emu murmurs with a ting of embarrassment. At this point, she’s as pink as her hair.
Just then, Rui finishes parking a few blocks away from the Scientology building and Tsukasa basically jumps out of the car in excitement.
“I CAN’T WAIT!!!” Screams Tsukasa in that broken English.
[pretend that one mafuyu sticker is here cuz idk how to add photos in ao3 on phone]
“Oops, sorry…” Mumbles Tsukasa. Two loud ones say the same things I guess.
They all walk into the building calmly but not even 20 seconds in, they start sprinting. It seems they forgot that Mafuyu is incredibly fast, so when Mafuyu dashed past them, they were shocked.
“M-Mafuyu, wait for the rest of us!!” Screams Emu.
“It’s fine, I’ll stay back here with you but we still have to be fast,” says Haruka in a slightly out-of-breath tone.
“Yeah, me too,” Mizuki follows.
“Not me, though, you guys can get caught,” laughs Akito while he sprints past them. Still can’t catch up with Mafuyu, though.
They all make it to the second floor of the Scientology building before a rampage of workers start sprinting at them. At this point, they’re out of breath and tired but a burst of adrenaline rushes through all of them and they sprint even faster.
They make it to the very last floor but then, Rui gets tackled to the floor by about three employees. Rui starts to try kicking them off in a panic and manages to kick one off but the other two try to get a hold of him.
A runs back to the scene and starts pushing the employees off him but laughing because after all, this was all for fun.
All for fun, right? Yeah, no. Once they tried exiting, they found out the door was locked. They start pounding on it and Haruka tells them to shut up because the employees don’t know they’re there.
Just then, a rush of employees start sprinting at them from afar. Rui fidgets around with the lock and tries using a lock pick to unlock the door and he does so just in the nick of time.
They all rush out of the building and close the door just in time, making the employees run straight into the door like an animal who has never seen glass before.
They all freeze in shock, still processing what happened. Just then, Mizuki starts laughing a little. Haruka joins, then Emu, then Akito, and then… Well, you know. Everyone starts laughing. It was the most fun they’ve had in a while.
“We should hang out sometime again, guys,” says Haruka with a smile.
Scientology Run: CLEARED!!!