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“HEIZOU!” Kazuha shouted
The already annoyed Heizou turned to his boyfriend “Omg, wtf do you want this time..?”
“Don’t cuss at meee!” Kazuha whined “Anyway, guess what day of the month it is?”
Eventually, Heizou turned his head back to the sword Lego he had been building since this morning“Idk, what?” he murmured, trying to figure out how to piece the Lego together
“18th of May! Aaaand your birthday is on July 24th… if you’re good at math, how many days is it until your birthday?” Kazuha grinned mischievously
“Huh… I dunno. 100?” Heizou blurted out
“Beep beep!” Kazuha bonked his red-haired boyfriend’s head with a balloon hammer “May 18th to july 24th! So, 31-18=13, then add 13+30.. plus 24—” Kazuha kept yappin but Heizou was too focused on his Lego pieces
"IT’S 67 DAYS, BABYYY!” Kazuha shouted, causing Heizou to stumble and nearly knock over the Lego he had already half-built
Omg, this little piece of— Heizou looked at Kazuha as he jumped around in circles …okay, too cute. How can anyone be mad at him? He sighed in defeat
