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Bakugo: k-kitten?! pookie are you ok alfa gyat kitten?!?!(!!??! what happened? shiver me timbers gyat diddly darn it u killed my kai cenat rizzler e kitten that i met on skibidi simulator! how dare u… i warned u not to awaken my alphaness… AWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!! *turns into skibidi gacha hybrid demon king*
Bakugo:“I WARNED YOU!!!!-!2!/!2!!!/!1!1!1!”
Midoriya: “OH MY GYATTRRS!!” *dies by alphaness*
*aphmau appears…
Midoriya's ghost: ‘gasp omg aphmau uwu”
Aphmau: “Nya ichi ni san” *said skibidi aphmau* *aphmau turns into skibidi rizzler*
Midoriya's ghost: “OMG SLIBIDI RIZZLER I BIG FAB!!!””””-@/@ *sticking out gyatt*
Bakugo: "omg! THIS HAS AWAKENEDD MY ALFA POWERS AGAIN!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀" *tunrs itno alpha demon hybrid*
Bakugo: "AWOWOOOOOO!!!!’ I AM TBE SIGMA MALE AND I WIL AVENGE MY KITTEN?!!;’wnwajwwj”
Bakugo: “OMG!” *sees volumptuous gyatt*
Bakugo: “WILL U BE MY NEW E KITTEN?!”
Midoriya's ghost: “yes pookie princess i will!”
Bakugo: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 "imma Sigma male from ohio!!! one two buckle my shoe gosh diddly darn!!" *turns into skibidi Sigma male from ohuo* *sees bigger gyatt* runs to gyatt and eats gyatt*
Bakugo: “yummy yummy”
Midoriya's ghost:“WAIT WHAT!! you hate me?! EATING SOME OTHER KITTEN'S GYAT?!”
Bakugo: “K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBITI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!” 👿👿👿 *alpha scratches Deku and deku dies again*
Bakugo: W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO! W-WAKE UP!! PLEASE!!!! NO!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!!"
Bakugo: NOOOOOOOOO! IM SO SORRY!!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!!!!!!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Bakugo: i-i must go… i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i’m so sorry kitten. i loves you.
Aphmau: *goes to aaron* "let's make out because we're straight"
Aaron: *grabs an ak24 thing and shoots Bakugo*