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It was after Eurovision.
Once again, Eurovision was held in New York City because no city in Austria wanted to host it because... they just didn't
As everyone was partying in the green room after Dara won, a plane fell through the stadium.
kaboom 🤯 and some random exploding noises
Everything is on fire because a plane crashed into a stadium bro why else would it be on fire
"What the bangaranga was that" Dara exclaimed, Bulgarianly.
"Holy shit, they hit the sceond stadium" Søren said while mogging
Everyone runs to the exit doors, just for them to be blocked by LUMO, THE FUCKING MASCOT FROM LAST YEAR.
"Guys, we lowkey may need to Pray to get out of here" Alicja says
Just as the contestants lose hope, the new mascot for this year, whom the author does not care to look up its name, suddenly comes out with a gun.
Somehow, Lumo pulls out his gun too.
"Seriously, what the bangaranga is even going on" Dara says again, because I don't fucking know bro
The two colorful mascots immediately start having a duel, while a plane is on fire just 500 meters behind them.
Lumo hits the other mascot in the chest, but since mascots are not humans, the other mascot gets back up and shoots Lumo in the head, killing him once and for all
"That's what you get for stealing Kyle's tooth motherfucker" the new mascot says.
And then, a second plane hits the stadium.
"Is this some sort of.. 9/11?" Akylas says.
Everyone stares at him like that one Fantastic Four meme.
This is what happens if Eurovision is held in America I guess chat