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@rozysgirl: GUYSSJSJAJA I’M BEHIND ILYA ROZANOV IN A GROCERY STORE

@rozysgirl: Wait I can see his phone

@rozysgirl: Let me see If I can read it

@bearlover: Yo girl don't do that wtf

@livebreathhckey: Get away from him your weirdo

@rozysgirl: Oh thats not-

@livebreathhckey: bitch don't start vague posting right now

@rozysgirl: Okay guys I was being funny and all but I think this is really serious. Doesn't it looks like hes talking to a teenager or something?

OR

Conversations between Ilya and Jane are leaked all over the internet. In the course of a few hours, chaos was installed and everyone was conviced Rozanov is dating a minor

Notes:

Hello! If you read any of my previous fics you must've realized how much I like social media fics with misunderstandigs. Im obssessed with this trope. And since I have the power to create as many fics as I want about it, I did another one.

Ever since I wrote Leaked I had this idea to make a version with Ilya and Jane and its finally here! I went all out on formating this one so I hope yall like it!

Now for some important context: In this fic, they get together at the All Stars in Tampa. The fic happens a little bit after it, Scott hasn't come out yet.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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bella
@rozysgirl

GUYSSJSJAJA I’M BEHIND ILYA ROZANOV IN A GROCERY STORE

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bella @rozysgirl · Replying to @rozysgirl

Wait I can see his phone

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bella @rozysgirl · Replying to @rozysgirl

Let me see if I can read it

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Isa @bearlover · Replying to @rozysgirl

Yo girl don't do that wtf

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phoebe @livebreathhckey · Replying to @rozysgirl

Get away fro him your weirdo

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bella
@rozysgirl

Oh thats not-

rozysgirl @bella ·

Wait I can see his phone

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Isa @bearlover · Replying to @rozysgirl

what , what happened?

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phoebe @livebreathhckey · Replying to @rozysgirl

bitch don't start vague posting right now

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bella
@rozysgirl

Okay guys I was being funny and all but I think this is really serious. Doesn't it looks like hes talking to a teenager or something?

rozysgirl @bella ·

Oh thats not-

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bella @rozysgirl · Replying to @rozysgirl

Here's the enhanced image so yall can read it

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @rozysgirl

damn, Rozy dating a girl who can´t even drink

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americana @81lover · Replying to @rozysgirl

Is that it? Girl don't piss me off. Legal drinking age in America is 21 there's no proof the girl is underage

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gigi
@mundane

Is this a good time to say I also have a photo like this? Last summer I saw him in the coffee shop I work at and he just left his phone on the counter. So sue me I took a peak. The content thought..

 

rozysgirl @bella ·

Here's the enhanced image so yall can read it

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

BITCH IF YOU DONT POST IT RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

OKAYY, I was really scared I would get sued or something so I just shared in the gc but here you go damn
I tried to enhance like she did so yall can read better

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

yeah fuck there's no defending this one he's guilty af

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @mudane

Do you know how fucked up you have to be you could go to jail in RUSSIA? how old is this girl??

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Mia Rozanov @81swife · Replying to @mudane

can we talk about how Roz is the only one caring for his father he must be so exhausted

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @

NO WE CANNOT. ARE YOU BLIND HE'S DATING A TEENAGER

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Mia Rozanov @81swife · Replying to @livlaughlove

there's literally no proof of this, stop making up lies about him just because you stan a flop player

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @

I stan Shane Hollander??

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @81swife

guys he's literally committing a crime let's not discuss hockey status right now

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Mia Rozanov @81swife · Replying to @dyyyl

THERE'S NO PROOF OF THIS. @BostonBears DO SOMETHING

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Marlow

So Roz, I hear from Lindya who heard from Asia who heard from Bettany that you're dating a teenager

Care to comment?


Connors

Dude what the fuck?


Marlow

Check twitter


Carmichael

Yeah Roz is not looking good, is this real?


Rozanov

What are y'all talking about


St-Simon

someone saw your texts dude. Jane's not a kid right?


Rozanov

oh fuck


Marlow

dude


Rozanov

is not what it looks like


Marlow

DUDE

ARE YOU FOR REAL?


Carmichael

Cap what the fuck?


St-Simon

oh my fucking god are you serious?


Marlow

Rozanov you better explain this right now



gigi
@mundane


Okay let's see what we have until now. Jane is not allowed to drink, which if she's American could mean she is under 21 nothing bad yet.
But Rozanov could be arrested in Russia for being with her so she must be under 18 right?

 

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

Age of consent in Russia is 16 ☠️

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

Also, didn't she say she would be waiting for him in Ottawa? Legal drinking age here is 18, she's definitely veryyy underage.

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

Kill me now, rozanov is really a fucking pedophile

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @

Guys it doesn't make sense, if she under 16 he could be arrested in Ottawa as well.

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @livlaughlove

Maybe her parents are aware and they allow it? Idfk man

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

She mentioned a team she captain, how many high schools are in Ottawa, let's try to find her

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

dude there's almost a hundred high schools in Ottawa

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @mudane

Also that's creepy as hell let this poor girl alone she's already suffering enough

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

Okay but do all of this schools have a girls hockey team with a captain called Jane? I think not

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @livlaughlove

WE NEED TO FIND HER TO HELP HER

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gigi
@mundane

Okay guys after EXTENSIVE research I think I found Jane?? There's this school called St Alberta in Ottawa, is all girls private high school and they have a hockey team. The only thing though is that this girl's name is not Jane, is actually Emma Hardin but I think is totally possible Rozanov put on a fake name right?

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

That's her

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

Wait I found her Instagram, I'll dm her

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @mudane

she's pissed lol

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @dyyyl

I dm her as well she didn't even respond lol it's totally her

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gigi @mudane · Replying to @livlaughlove


She went private now! Ahhh I wanted to know the tea

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @dyyyl

Guys don't do that are y'all crazy?? We don't even know if that's really the girl and even if she is y'all harassing a literal teen

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @mudane

Also, talking about this as “tea”??? This is not gossip girl, if this story is true that's a serious matter this Jane girl is literally being abused

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viviane
@vivihllder

Guys, I was able to follow Emma before she went private and she didn't exclude me, she posted this on her stories, is not her

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @vivihllder

Damn y'all really scared a kid for nothing

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Ilya

Shane

I fucked up

I mean not me but


Jane

What happened??

Delete my name


Ilya

Someone took pictures of our conversations

And shared it on Twitter


Jane

WHAT

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


Ilya

I swear I didn't see it!

But they don't know it's you


Jane

For god's sake Ilya start with that!

I almost had a heart attack!


Ilya

But it's bad moy lyubimyy

They say it seems like I talk to a child


Jane

How could it possibly look like that? We are almost always sexting


Ilya

I don't know! See twitter!

What should I do? Team keeps asking, my manager has called, I don't know what to do


Jane

Fuck Ilya they are trying to find who's Jane, even found the Instagram account of a real teenager

You have to say something


Ilya

I don't know what to say. How can I explain this?


Jane

It's okay. It's fine. We can fix it. Just start saying they should stop trying to identify the girl, let's think about this situation together


Ilya

okay. I'm gonna talk to my manager



Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanovofficial

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viviane @vivihllder · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

Is he fucking for real?? Zero explanation? If this doesn't scream guilty I don't what does

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

Wow I'm absolutely fucking disgusted, get him banned NOW

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Marlow

Rozanov I can't believe you

I trusted you dude

I'm talking to coach I won't ever play with the likes of you


St-Simon

I let my kids around you disgusting piece of shit


Connors

don't ever come near me again or you won't walk away unscarred




Ilya

didn't work Shane everyone is hating me even more!

Team is planning to have my head


Jane

I talked to my mom. I came out to her and explained everything


Ilya

What, why?


Jane

isn't obvious? Ilya I see no other choice than the truth


Ilya

Shane I can't. I could never go back to Russia and if I loose my job I'll go to jail


Jane

baby if get arrested here is no better.

And if you don't tell the truth now you will loose your job AND get arrested.

I have a plan.

If the bears terminate your contract we will get married and you stay here in Canada.

It will be fine

And I mean I could loose my job too, we are in this together


Ilya

are you sure?


Jane

a hundred percent. Let's do it.




Rozanov

Hi everyone

Please just let me explain this.

I'm not dating a teenager.

Jane is an adult.


Connors

Then why the hell did it look like that?


Marlow

Dude you literally said you'd go to jail in Russia for being with her


Rozanov

Because Jane is not a girl.

...


Marlow

Wait


Connors

Hold on


Carmichael

What?


Rozanov

Jane is a man.


St-Simon

Oh.


Connors

OH


Marlow

Holy shit

Dude why didn't you just SAY THAT


Rozanov

Because I was scared, okay?


Connors

So you're gay?


Rozanov

Bisexual actually.


Marlow

Jesus Christ Roz you scared the shit out of us


Connors

I was genuinely preparing to commit assault


Carmichael

Bro Twitter had me thinking you were dating a 15 year old hockey player from Ottawa


Rozanov

I KNOW


Marlow

Okay but dude you have to understand how bad this looked


Rozanov

I do.

You all were right to question it.


Marlow

So none of this was illegal?


Rozanov

Not here.


Connors

...not HERE?


Rozanov

It's complicated.


Marlow

Is this about Russia?


Rozanov

Yes.


St-Simon

Wait are you actually in danger?


Rozanov

If this becomes public there is a real chance I won't be able to safely go back home.

And if I lose my contract I could lose my visa too.


Connors

Fuck.


Marlow

Why didn't you tell us?


Rozanov

Because I didn't want anyone else carrying this.


Connors

Dude we've been calling you a predator for like two hours


Rozanov

I noticed yes


Carmichael

Sorry man. Seriously.


Rozanov

It's okay.

Honestly after reading those screenshots I would've thought the same thing.


Marlow

So what's the plan now?


Rozanov

I'm posting everything.

Whole truth.


Connors

Everything everything?


Rozanov

Yes.


Marlow

Dude are you sure?


Rozanov

No :)

But I think it's too late to be coward now.


Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanovofficial

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viviane @vivihllder · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

ILYA A ROZANOV JUST CAME OUT AS BISEXUAL AND REVEALED HE'S DATING SHANE HOLLANDER??????????????

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Liv @livlaughlove · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

not to be dramatic but “The person you know as Jane is Shane Hollander” is genuinely one of the craziest sentences ever spoken in professional sports

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

so let me get this straight

-twitter accused ilya rozanov of dating a teenage girl
-an innocent 16 year old got harassed
-ilya had to come out publicly
-and “jane” was SHANE HOLLANDER the entire time???

I am never leaving this crazy place

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Eva @24lover · Replying to @

thinking about how Shane Hollander probably watched the internet call his boyfriend a pedophile for HOURS while unable to say anything

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bella @rozysgirl · Replying to @

GUYS I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN 😭😭😭

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dylan @dyyyl · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

ilya rozanov surviving being russian, bisexual, secretly dating shane hollander AND twitter cancellation all in one day deserves a congressional medal

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vivi @vivihllder · Replying to @IlyaRozanovofficial

the funniest part of this entire situation is that shane hollander absolutely DOES look like someone who refuses to drink at team outings out of pure stubbornness

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Connors

EXCUSE ME????????????


Marlow

SHANE HOLLANDER????

THE Shane Hollander????


Connors

Shane Hollander as Canadas golden boy Shane Hollander????


Rozanov

the very same


Carmichael

WAIT WAIT WAIT


Connors

Y'ALL MEAN TO TELL ME JANE WAS A TWO HUNDRED POUNDS NHL PLAYER THIS WHOLE TIME????


St-Simon

BRO ALL THOSE "drink with the team" TEXTS WERE ABOUT SHANE HOLLANDER????


Connors

"you won't drink anyways" I'M CRYING


Marlow

Nah because this whole time I imagined some blonde teenage girl and meanwhile it's literally Shane fucking Hollander


Carmichael

Wait does Hollander's team know??


Marlow

Twitter definitely knows now


Connors

Dude sports media is going to EXPLODE


Marlow

Wait so all that "too dangerous" stuff was because you two are literally hiding a relationship across countries??


Rozanov

yes


Connors

Jesus Christ man


Marlow

That's actually really sad


Carmichael

Also kinda romantic in a horrifying way


Connors

I still can't believe Shane Hollander was JANE


Marlow

Bro named a grown ass man Jane and expected this to go WELL



Notes:

This fic was only possible thanks to some incredible links that have saved me
This work's chat conversations were created with Fictional Messenger.
And for Twitter https://anlanther.github.io/ao3-twitter-generator/