Chapter Text
Celestials
Lord Time
Lady Magic
Lady Fate
Lord Life
Lord Death
Main Characters
Harry Potter - Needs no explanation. His life sucks. But it’s about to get better. Well, eventually. Also, really wants to get to know the handsome, silent Slytherin. AS FRIENDS! Honest! That’s going to happen sooner than you think Harry! Narrator: it’s already happened.
Theo Nott - Handsome, silent Slytherin in Harry’s year. Draco’s Best Friend/Brother, Luna’s Godbrother and whether Harry wants to admit it or not, Harry’s crush. Certified genius. Fluent in several languages. Runes prodigy. Hates his Father, Tiberius. For reasons. Massive amounts of childhood trauma. Will deal with it later. Maybe. He’s kind of busy. Also, Hermione’s academic rival. In her mind anyway. She hates him. He hasn’t noticed. He’s kind of busy.
Draco Malfoy - Bigoted bully in his youth. Not so much now. Needs explanation but it may be a while before you get it.
Luna Lovegood - The most perfect cinnamon roll to ever exist in fiction. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Neville Longbottom - Almost as precious as Luna. Harry should have chosen him as his BFF. We’ll fix that.
Sirius Black - Former bully and mentally unstable Godfather of one Harry Potter. Vows to do better, and will, once Poppy is finished healing him. Also, spent time in broom closets with just about every guy and girl at Hogwarts except for the one he really wanted. See below.
Amelia Bones - My queen. Hufflepuff and proud of it. Pulled out of time just before Voldemort kills her. Loves law and order and her niece Susan. Loves Sirius Black… but not that way. Or so she claims. Planning on arresting anyone who has ever wronged Harry Potter. We’re going to need a bigger prison. Seriously considering killing Minister Fudge once they return.
Augusta Longbottom - Potential queen. Though she’s going to need to sort her shit out before being crowned. Girls got trauma and has been taking it out on Neville. That ends now. Was in the same Hogwarts year as Minerva McG and several others in the chamber.
Arcturus Black - 97 years old and feeling a bit bitter about that. Pulled out of his self-imposed exile by Lady Magic. A tad resentful about that. People are annoying. Ready to take an AK for Harry before the first chapter is finished. Even more ready to cast one. Still, he’s a Black. They’re more subtle than that, Sirius aside. Secretly plotting with Andromeda to destroy anyone who has even thought about harming Harry.
Kingsley Shacklebolt - With the greatest respect to the delightful George Harris, my Kingsley fancast is Idris Elba. Because, OMG. Former Slytherin. BFFs with Gawain Robards. Discretely drooling over Allegra Zabini. Hopes no one has noticed. Narrator: They have but they’re too polite to say anything, yet.
Allegra Zabini - Born in England but fully embraced the Country of her first husband, Blaise’s father, who died in a tragic accident when Blaise was 2. Contrary to popular belief did not murder all five of her husbands. She only murdered one of them. And only because he hit Blaise. Nobody hurts her son. Is not even remotely looking for husband number six although, accidenti that Kingsley is figo!
Gawain Robards - Former Slytherin. As Welsh as one can get. Looks a lot like Michael Sheen. Not sure how that happened. Madly in love with Narcissa since Hogwarts. Knew Theo’s Grandparents well. One of the Aurors assigned to investigate Theo’s mum’s murder. Knew in his gut that Tiberius did it, couldn’t prove it. Couldn’t convince anyone to investigate further. Has never forgotten the look on small Theo’s face as he apparated out of Nott Castle.
Narcissa Malfoy - In love with Gawain since Hogwarts. Forced to marry Lucius when Andromeda ran off with Ted. Not even remotely angry about it though because, Draco. Well, still angry but not at Andromeda. Loves her son more than life itself. Loves Theo slightly more. BFFs with Lillian Nott, nee Selwyn at Hogwarts. Knows who killed her and knows who helped cover it up. Can’t do anything about it…yet. Wanted half a dozen children, may actually get her wish. Hoping Gawain will help her out with that once they rid the world of Lucius.
Remus Lupin - Hates himself more than he loves Harry. Hates himself more than he loves Tonks. Seems to have completely forgotten about Teddy. Weird. Will not enjoy these books. May get Dobby to teach him about self-punishment. Will Lady Magic be able to snap him out of it? Let’s hope so. He’s a good man, he just needs convincing of that.
Cyrus Greengrass - Daphne and Astoria’s Dad. Bit of a non-entity right now but will be important later. Neutral during both wars but funded Voldie during the second to protect his family.
Saul Croaker - Former Ravenclaw. Looks exactly like Tom Hiddleston. Weird coincidence right? Head of the DOM. Genius. Madly in love with Elladora Travers nee Avery though that would likely be news to her as he never actually told her.
Elladora Travers nee Avery - Granddaughter of one of the original followers of Voldie. Father was just as bad and sold her off to Sebastian Travers. Has twins in the same year as Harry. Oliver, a Ravenclaw and Arabella, a Slytherin.
Molly Weasley - screeches incoherently.
Arthur Weasley - Slowly coming to realize that while hiding in his shed may be good for his sanity it is not good for his children.
Andromeda Tonks - Still a Black, regardless of what the tapestry says. Internally seething, externally politely disdainful. Listing all the ways to murder people in her head.
Ted Tonks - Knows exactly what Andromeda is thinking. Both aroused and terrified. Fully prepared to help bury the bodies.
Ingram Burke - Father of Astoria’s boyfriend Ignatius, a Ravenclaw in Luna’s year. Not a DE but supportive of Riddle’s original goals, before he went insane and started killing people.
Severus Snape - Is about to realize just how wrong he’s been. Is not happy about it. Angst ahead. Draco’s Godfather and may as well be Theo’s.
Richard Granger - Furious and confused.
Jean Granger - See above
Nymphadora Tonks - Hasn’t realized that she’ll be 18 and still at Hogwarts when they return. And that Remus will be…shit. 31. Seriously? Perhaps I should rethink this. But, Teddy! Shit!
Alastor Moody - I’m too old for this shit. Dude, you’re only 43. Well, I feel old.
Albus Dumbledore - The bad guy. No question. Well, he has questions. Several. Feeling really attacked right now. Boggart is obviously Amelia Bones.
Minerva McGonagall - Has made some really bad choices. No biscuits for you! Still kind of awesome though. I may give you a biscuit later. After you beg Harry for forgiveness.
Filius Flitwick - Made of all things awesome. Still, mistakes were made. It was your job to protect Luna!
Pamona Sprout - Has adopted Neville in her head.
Poppy Pomfrey - Is so done! People can explain what happened to them from a hospital bed Albus!
Rubeus Hagrid - Cannot keep a secret to save his life. Doesn’t think things through. Way too trusting. Loves Harry more than Norbert…a.
Susan Bones - Future Queen. Takes no shit. Not even from snotty blonde princes. Knows Draco is smitten. She is too but who’s got time for that shit? Besides, we’re going to be 11 again.
Daphne Greengrass - Ice Princess in public. Marshmallow in private. Had a thing for Neville since the Yule Ball. Loves Astoria more than anything.
Blaise Zabini - You all wish you were this cool. Finds Luna absolutely delightful. Wants to marry her immediately. A little terrified to tell Theo.
Aleksander Nott - Theo’s half-brother. 9 years old. Raised in secret by Tiberius and Dimitri (see below). Only speaks Russian and Norweigan. Luckily Theo speaks both.
Matteus Dolohov - 7 years old. Born May 2, 1991, so literally the day they’re returning to. Son of Dimitri Dolohov, Antonin’s younger brother. Only speaks Russian.
Mikael Dolohov - See above
Dean Thomas - Who’s his dad? Well find out. His uncle is in the chamber, though unaware of the relationship.
Arabella Travers - Elladora’s daughter
Astoria Greengrass - Ravenclaw in Luna’s year. Luna’s only friend in her House.
Ignatius Burke - Astoria’s boyfriend
Oliver Travers - Elladora’s son
Padma Patil - Hopes to be in Gryffindor with her sister this time around.
Parvati Patil - Hopes to be in Ravenclaw with…wait! We need to get our stories straight before going back!
Fred Weasley - Genius. Wishes people would notice.
George Weasley - Genius. Wishes people would notice.
Bill Weasley - Just starting to realize that his wife is going to be 14 when they return. And living in France. Merde!
Fleur Delacour - Has already figured that out. Bill may be a genius but so is she.
Gabrielle Delacour - Just realized she’s going to be 5 when they return. Is furious!
Charlie Weasley - Imagine Dragons
Percy Weasley - A pretty awesome guy once he pulls the broom out of his ass.
Oliver Wood - Really good with brooms.
Ron Weasley - Get back to me when you grow up. You have potential but OMG you also have issues.
Ginny Weasley - Wanted to marry The Boy Who Lived when she was 11. At almost 17? Honestly, she just wants to play quidditch.
Lee Jordan - Second best Quidditch commentator of all time.
Cassius Warrington - Not all Slytherins are evil! Some of us are just trying to survive.
Pansy Parkinson - Has been through some serious shit. About to have her face rubbed into it. Redeemable? She wouldn’t be in the chamber if she wasn’t.
Ernie MacMillan - Pompous prat but he’ll be better the second time around. He swears!
Hannah Abbott - Lovely but boring. Unless you mess with her best friend Susan. She will fuck you up if you even try. But she’ll say sorry afterwards.
Lavender Brown - Deserves way better than Won Won. And that’s saying something considering she’s the one who came up with Won Won.
Justin Finch Fletchly - Is better than Won Won.
Hermione Granger - You are not the smartest person in the room Hermione. Nor do you have to be. You’re amazing…when you’re not nagging people, forcing them to do things they don’t want to do, physically assaulting people, kidnapping reporters and keeping them in a jar, breaking into banks, wiping your parent’s memories…you know what? It’s possible you’re a sociopath. We’re going to need a mind healer in the chamber.
Filomena Goldfinch - Mind Healer. About to be very overworked.
Secondary Characters
Garrick Ollivander - So done. People really need lessons in wand care.
Edgar Bones - Mostly just wants to hide in his potions lab.
Xenophilius Lovegood - Adorable but absent. Mind and body. Younger brother of Lucius. Doesn’t actually remember why he was disowned. Loves his daughter but lost himself after Pandora died. And the war made it worse. Doesn’t even remember he has a daughter unless she’s standing right in front of him. Luna deserves better. Narcissa is going to make sure Luna gets it.
Kenzington Shacklebolt - Kingsley’s Dad. Went to Hogwarts with Augusta and McG.
Atticus Waffling - Thinks Werewolves are hot. Well, one of them.
Celeste Greengrass - Daphne and Astoria’s Mum.
Deval Patil - Parvati and Padma’s Dad. Is a walking encyclopedia of Wizengamot history. Writes legislation in his sleep.
Anala Patil - Parvati and Padma’s Mum.
Muriel Prewett - Is going to make Molly regret she was born. Thinks the twins are mad geniuses. Doesn’t think Molly deserves them.
Amos Diggory - Kind of an ass. Not yet willing to admit it.
Evelyn Diggory - Never been willing to tell Amos he’s an ass. Will find her voice in the chamber.
Ava Burke - Ingram’s Wife.
Gaspard Delacour - Fleur’s Dad. See below.
Appoline Delacour, nee Bernard - Fleur’s Mum. Choosing silence for now but prepared to let loose in book four.
Madeline Bernard - Appoline’s younger sister, Fleur and Gabrielle’s aunt.
Oscar MacMillan - Ernie’s Dad. One of Dumbles’ biggest supporters…until now.
Esmerelda MacMillan - Ernie’s Mum.
Newt Scamander - Does he need explanation?
Rolf Scamander - Newt’s Son, not Grandson. In my story at least.
John Dawlish - Auror. Can’t wait to start arresting people.
Malika Jones - American. Still not sure why she’s in the chamber.
Zabree Jones - Malika’s Daughter. Not sure why she’s in the chamber but that Oliver guy is cute. No not that one, dude’s obsessed with Quidditch and also gay. The other one.
Jeremiah Savage - Auror. Suddenly very interested in hearing all about America.
John Abbott - Hannah’s Dad.
Jane Abbott - Hannah’s Mum.
Jeremy Brown - Lavender’s older Brother.
Rose Brown - Lavender’s Mum.
Aurora Sinistra - Mildly interested in what’s happening in the chamber. Wishes there was an Astronomy Tower in the chamber.
Septima Vector - Is mostly bored. Just wants to do maths. And watch the stars with Aurora.
Talbot Winger - Ignore Sirius, Talbot is Minerva’s favourite student.
Bathsheda Babbling - Theo’s favourite teacher. Wants to adopt him. Narcissa won’t let her. Will settle for taking him on as a Mastery Student. As a first year.
Hestia Jones - Auror. Member of the OotP. Has regrets. Thinks Emmaline is hot.
Emmaline Vance - Auror. Member of the OotP. Has regrets.Thinks Hestia is hot. And too young.
Broderick Bode - Unspeakable. Murdered via plant. Bit disappointed.
Florean Fortesque - History and ice cream. Weird combination but it works.
Aberforth Dumbledore - President of the We Hate Albus Dumbledore Club. Is about to have several new members.
Rufus Scrimgeor - Perhaps being Minister is a bad idea.
Arthur Proudfoot - Auror. About done with that.
Robert Avery - Future Marauder. Or wishes he was.
Margaret Avery - Thinks her Brother needs to adjust his life goals.
Thomas Rowle - Robert’s BFF. Same life goals.
Theresa Rowle - Margaret’s BFF. Agrees with Margaret re: Robert’s life goals.
Flora Carrow - It’s not their fault they were raised by monsters.
Hestia Carrow - See above.
Alexander Yaxley - Dead Mum, Death Eater Father. Needs a new family. Will get one.
Angus McNair - See above
Theseus Scamander - Newt’s Grandson. Rolf’s Son.
Ian Abbott - Hannah’s older Brother.
Marcus Flint - Should have been a Hufflepuff. Forced to act like a Slytherin.
Jason Brown - Lavender’s older Brother.
Cedric Diggory - Even straight guys think he’s hot. And nice.
Patrick Parkinson - Pansy’s older Brother.
In the chamber but hidden, for now
Augustus Rookwood
Barty Crouch Jr.