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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"ZE GET YOUR ASS UP!"
Ze groaned as he slammed his hand down onto his probably breaking alarm. It was yet another probably obnoxious school day and he didn't feel like doing SHIT. Ze stared at the ceiling before deciding he didn't want to get his ass yelled at.
He quickly threw on some random ass khaki jorts he had buried deep in his closet, a black tank top he wore every other day, the same light blue and black cardigan he wore like everyday, and some basic ass black boots before stumbling to the bathroom like a zombie or whatever.
"Mornin.." Ze muttered as he grabbed his very fucked up toothbrush, "Wow finally saying hello to me?? I feel honored!" Ze glared at Avery before flicking his forehead, "Ow you dick!" Avery held his hands to his forehead as if he got shot.
Ze could honestly care less, from what he heard from his friend Moe, apparently there was a test that day. Great. In what class? No clue! Avery sighed and went to brush his teeth as Ze finished. He didn't wait for Avery instead just headed downstairs.
"Oh hiya Ze!!" His sister waved from the couch, honestly he could barely remember her name, he knew way to many people to remember her name, "Hey Ana I guess?" Oh nevermind he remembered.
"Whatcha doin?" She tilted her head, waiting for a response. "Getting ready for school? What else?" Ze started heading towards the kitchen as he said it, "Awwhh you're no fun!" Ana whined as she sank into the couch, "I do not give a flying fuck by the way." Ze glanced at her. "Ze." Oh dear lord, Ze didn't even dare to turn around as his father clamped a hand onto his shoulder, "Yeeessss??" Ze's voice got high pitched, he was maybe possibly fucked? "What. Did you say?" Ze gulped as he thought of what to say.
"Oh shit Ze you might be in trouble!" Avery stood at the bottom of the staircase, "AVERY!" Ze had to literally not breath to not laugh, "What??" Holy shit. Avery just saved his ass. Ze was now pressing his hands over his mouth while Ana was just straight on cackling on the sofa, "Oh-Oh my god! Hah! Ahh..I'm-I'm gonna-pftt! Go!" Ana quickly grabbed her tote bag and ran out the door. As Avery and his father had a one-sided argument.
◇¤》~▪︎The bus▪︎~《¤◇
"Yo-yo Avery look! Theres a crash!" Ze pointed at a car on the side of the road, most likely crashed with two people standing around it, "Yo pull the window down!" Ze nodded and unlached the window, pulling it down. Avery laughed to himself as he poked their head out of the window, "YOU CANT PARK THERE MATE!" They exclaimed as the bus drove past the wrecked car, they clearly heard it because one of the guys was yelling holding up the middle finger to the bus. ..Actually Avery not the bus nevermind.
Avery was cackling as he sat back down, "Damn Avery you really pissed the guy off!" Ze laughed, placing his hand on Averys shoulder.
"YOU KIDS STAY IN YOUR SEAT BEFORE WE CRASH!" The two stopped laughing and looked at the bus driver, who was staring them down in the rear view mirror. The two quickly apologized and sank down into their seats. The rest of the ride the two didnt talk except for when Avery tried to start a conversation, Ze shutting it down with a "Fuck you." Then randomly out of nowhere a waterbottle smacked against his head as the bus doors opened and everyone filed out.
Ze looked around but he had no fuckin clue who threw if but obviously as fate would have it they were the last ones off the bus, as the two walked into the building Ze started up a conversation this time, "Avery you're dating that one guy in our math class right? Derek?" Avery stared at Ze before realizing what he said, "Oh-Yeah I am! Why?" Avery tilted their head. "How's your relationship doin? Its been a while since you gushed about the guy!" Avery thought about the question for a hard minute, "Its good! We text alot and stuff so yeah!"
Ze nodded, "Thats good! If he breaks up with you I will bash his head in-" "Woah woah! Ze chillax with the violence dude!" Avery sighed, "Oh right! Sorry!" Avery shook his head jokingly I think, "Tsk tsk tsk Ze! Oh yeah! I have a friend I want you to meet!" Ze tilted his head, he thought he already knew all of Averys friends!
"Hey Aves!" Oh for fucks sake. Now Ze knew the guy and he didn't care, but why HIM? "So Ze this is Regectt!" Avery dragged out pretty much Regects whole name while rocking on his heels. "Yep I uh..I know yeah," Regect leaned forwards and squinted at Ze, "Ohhh I know who you are! I have you in half of my classes!" Regect pointed at Ze, "No really I didnt know dipshit!" That was awfully sarcastic.
Honestly Ze never really had the chance to talk to Regect,the guy was always surrounded by people it was wild.
..His sunglasses were cool though.
"Yo where'd you get your sunglasses?" Ze pointed at the glasses resting on the top of his head, "Oh-ehhh..Amazon I think!" Okay this guy seemed way different then he usually was. Actually, how'd Avery even become friends with the guy?
Whatever, he didn't have time to ask because the bell was about to ring, "Well uh..the bells about to ring so-" "Well come on! Bye Avery!" Regect quickly grabbed Ze's wrist and was now dragging him to first period, "Oh I think I have the same first period with you guys!" Avery quickly caught up to the pair. Something was off though. Ze just couldn't put his finger on it.
The three ran into the classroom right as the bell rung and found three empty seats near the back. The teacher entered soon after the three and started teaching? Maybe..
"Alright you purple eyed pupils today-" Yeah no. The teacher lost Ze's attention the moment he said that. Ze sighed and leaned back in his chair, he counted the specs on the ceiling till he realized he could just work on his music. So thats what he did!
Regect glanced over at Ze and leaned over, "Whatcha doing?" Regect glanced at Ze's notebook, "ehhh..Composing music I guess?" Ze shrugged, "Oh whatcha working on now?" Avery tilted his head at Ze, "Mehh..nothin' important..probably gonna try making it on bandlab later.."
Suddenly the teacher stopped talking. "I will now be passing out your tests,when you get them you may start!" Oh fuckkk..Ze was not paying attention at ALL. He was fucked.
'What color is an apple?(pick all that apply)'
..
What the fuck.
The answers were:
[A]:Blue
[B]:Yellow
[C]:Red
[D]:Purple
Who the fuck made this test?? Ze just shook his head and continued on with the test.
'Who invented the spoon?'
Now why the FUCK would Ze know that?? This was an ELA class for fucks sake! Wouldn't that be in history??
[A]:Albert Einstein
[B]:Crêpe
[C]:Spoony Spoonicus
[D]:None of the above
...
Honestly Ze just started sobbing. This was a stupid ass test that made NO sense. "Who the genuine fuck made this test??" Ze's voice cracked because once again he was crying from the STUPIDIDY this test had. "Zeze are you okay?" Ze froze. "Avery what the ever living fuck did you just call me." No because why the everliving fuck did he do that??
◇¤》~▪︎2nd period ▪︎~《¤◇
After whatever bullshit THAT was Ze was finally in 2nd period! And once again Regect was there because he had him in almost every single fucking class ! Why? No clue dont ask.
Luckily one of his other friends Moe was there but they had assigned seats..and for some reason he had to sit next to REGECT. Boooo.
It was a shame Regect was popular. If he wasn't there wouldn't be a fuck ton a people surrounding their table. It was hot and humid and sucked. What made it worse was that Ze HATED interacting with people, probably because he had social anxiety.
Eventually the teacher came in and basically saved Ze from that heat chamber. But class was super boring that day. Honestly the whole time Ze didn't do SHIT. Sure he listened but who wants to learn about biodiversity or whatever?
In Ze's opinion that was boring. He sighed and flipped to a clean page in his note book and started working on a different song. Biology was Ze's worst nightmare!..Maybe. He hated how boring it all was and he didn't have a choice if he could take it or not! He thought it was all just stupid.
The teacher though? That guy was crazy, he was obsessed with wizards and he was super old, he probably hasn't cut his beard in years too! His name was Mr.W? Short for Mr.Waka..something..Ze couldn't remember, he honestly didnt give a fuck if he failed or not. He just wanted out of this fuckass school!
Lucky for Ze time went fairly quick and the bell rung. "Zeee~" oh god. "What do you want.." Ze braced himself for whatever shitface was going to say, "Can I walk you to classs?" Uh what? That was not what Ze expected. This was the first actual day he even interacted with the guy too! "Why?" Regect rocked on his heels and was silent for a moment, for some reason Ze had a feeling of unease, he quickly shook his head and hoisted up his bag, "Because I want to!" Weird.
Ze sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Sure I-I ugh..whatever I dont care.." he paused and looked at Regect, "There isn't going to be a billion people near us?" Regect stood straighter (he isnt) "Nope! I swear on my parents there wont!" He looked really serious it was funny.
Ze chuckled at that actually, he sighed and gestured for Regect to follow. "Alright-alright..we're going to be late if you dont hurry!"
As they walked through the hallway Ze could feel the boy practically vibrating with excitement next to him. Wait-why was he excited? Ze was just a basic ass kid with no life! So why was one of the most popular kids in school excited to be next to him?
"Alright this is uh..this is my class! Bye Regect..?"
"Oh-uh yeah alright! Bye!"
Before Ze could respond the guy was gone.
..that was..weird. But sadly he had history. History. Fucking history was the worst. Scratch that about biology history was absolute hell. Ze swore the teacher had it out for him. For some reason they also had the class call him Captain.D? It was probably weird roleplay bullshit. The guy was also obsessed with pirates too, just like how Mr.W was obsessed with wizards kind of!
"ZE HEAD UP BACK STRAIGHT NO SLOUCHING!" The teacher slapped a random plastic sword he had on Ze's desk, glaring at him like he was the scum of the earth. "NOW WE WILL BE HAVING A POP QUIZ!" God does this guy ever stop yelling? God it was giving Ze a headache. Oh fuck he had another test? First it was Mx.Red the ELA teachers crap and now this? Just great.
Luckily it wasn't that stupid, Ze flew through it no problem! All he had to do now was wait till lunch!
◇¤》~▪︎Lunch.▪︎~《¤◇
The lunch always sucked.
Standing in the canteen he would always agree with the statement. Ze blinked at the lunch. Genuinely what is that Arby's looking mutation. It looked like fucking human meat covered in vomit for gods sake! "Yo what the everliving fuck is that." Ze glanced over at Regect, who was probably about to throw up from the looks of it. Ze sighed and looked at the cafeteria doors. Oh fuck it he was not eating that bullshit. He would rather risk getting suspended near graduation then eat that.
BZZZZZZZ!
Oh god.
"Hello students and teachers this is your principal speaking. We understand that you may not want to eat the food provided in the cafeteria but any students caught sneaking out to go buy food will not be allowed to graduate. We ask that any teachers in planning to stand by the doors in watch for any students. Thank you and have a good day."
..
Dude.
This was a sick joke.
Ze sighed and went to go sit down with Avery and two other of his friends, Moenella and Mason. "Dude thats fucked up!" Mason seemed to be pretty bummed about that too. Moe pulled her phone out and started typing. "I have some extra strawberries if you guys want!" Mason looked at her and squinted, "Did-did you use the Hatsune Miku voicebox?.." Moe nodded her head, she did indeed use the Hatsune Miku voicebox.
Lunch after that was pretty boring, Ze had the feeling he was being watched but brushed it off as nothing.
RIIINNNNNNNGGG!
Fucking finally! "Hey Ze could I walk with you?" Ze looked at Mason and smiled, "Yeah sure! We do have gym together I think.."
If he was being honest Ze HATED gym. He had to deal with sweaty try hards and loud popular girls, the only person in there who he was actually friends with was Mason. "I'm going to freak out if we're playing dodgeball.." Ze muttered to Mason, "Today we're playing dodge ball!"
"FUCK!" Ze put his head in his hands as Mason laughed at him and everyone else was just chattering off. "I'm using you as a human shield." Ze glared daggers at the still cackling boy, "Dude stop being a bitch! Plus that was kinda funnyy~" Mason teased.
Everyone picked a side of the gym and the coach blew the whistle. "I fucking hate this game.." Ze muttered as he got two people out. He wasn't paying attention when a ball flew past his head, causing him to shriek like a little girl.
Mason couldn't help but start laughing, "Oh YEAH? You think this is FUNNY?" Mason's laughter died down as he waved his hand, "No! No! I swear!" Ze sighed, atleast this was better then-"OW!" Ze got smacked on the side of his face with a ball. Honestly what did he expect? He looked over to see who it could've been.
Maturin. That FUCKING BITCH. The self centered asshole in his band class got him out. Ze scoffed as he walked over to the bleachers. In his mind he was wishing everything unholy onto Maturin. Thats how deep his hatred for the motherfucker was.
And finally after FIFTEN FUCKING MINUTES. The bell rung! He had Band. Band class with Mr.Andrew. Actually Mr.Andrew wasn't a bad guy he was actually Ze's favorite teacher.
Ze played the clarinet and was pretty good at it. Was he in marching band though? Fuck no.
They had a concert in a week and he already knew how to play the song! Band was his favorite time of the school day because he absolutely LOVED music of all kinds, and being able to play an instrument was heaven for him. Sure he also had a massive interest in guns but thats besides the point.
With the concert being a week away they were rehearsing everyday. Sure it was repetitive and tiring but Ze didn't care! He just liked music and thats it. "DUDE YOU TOOK MY NOTES!" Ze looked over at Maturin who was currently yelling at Derek, wait Derek was in band?
"I did not take your notes. We play two different instruments." Ze was suprised how calm looking Derek was, "LIAR! I SAW YOU TAKE MY NOTES!" Maturin pushed Derek's music stand to the floor and dug his heel into the scattered papers. Mr.Andrew immediately stood up from helping a kid with notes, "MATURIN GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT NOW!"
Maturin flinched and huffed, mumbling something as he sulked back to his seat. If theres one thing Ze knew he did NOT like Maturin, that guy was an absolute asshole. Ze looked at Derek and saw the way his shoulders shook ever so slightly it was barely even noticeable.
Ze looked around and got up, placing his clarinet on his chair. "You okay? Maturin can be a dick.." Ze muttered, crouching down to pick up the scattered papers. "I-er yes..I'm alright.." the guy seemed akward, actually nervous for some reason. Ze put the papers on the fallen stand and brought it back up, "Well sorry he did that.." he looked at Derek, "I'm just five seats away if y'need somethin'" Derek quickly nodded as Ze went back to his seat.
From then on im class not much happened besides Maturin arguing with the teacher and getting his ass beat by a saxophone player in his section.
Eventually the bell rang and when he stepped out of his class room Regect was waiting for him, "I-Regect? What-what are you doing here?" Ze tilted his head, "Causeee I wanted to walk with you to cmclass! Eheh...uhm..yeah.."
..Weird..