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Stiles is laughing. Genuinely laughing.
He can't stop. That's the thing — he's tried, twice, and both times something about the tall hunter's face has undone him completely, and now he's just accepted it as a feature of the situation. He’s zip-tied to a chair, arms pulled high and back in one of those positions clearly designed by somebody who understands leverage in a way that made the Geneva Conventions a thing, in a room that smells like mildew and bad decisions, and he is laughing, and the hunters don’t know what to do with that.
They really don't. That's the part.
"Something funny?" the tall one says.
"No," Stiles says, and then immediately he adds, "Sorry — no, keep going, I'm listening."
They keep going.
He can see the theory — someone did reading, someone found the right search terms, he genuinely respects the homework — and the theory is sound, for a normal set of shoulders. The point is to lock the joints in place so eventually the stretch has nowhere left to go except through muscle and tendon.
Except his shoulders found the new geometry about four minutes in and moved on. He felt them go and thought, with the particular clarity that had been his companion for the last hour and a half, oh, that's interesting, and then the tall hunter's jaw had done the thing, and Stiles had laughed.
They're not laughing.
That's the other part. That's what keeps getting him. They came in here confident — he could tell from the setup, the stark room that looks like something from a SAW movie, the way the tall one had smiled as he tied Stiles up like he was doing macrame at summer camp — and now they're standing in a room with a guy zip-tied to a chair who keeps laughing at them, and they have no framework for it. They're flipping through the framework in real time and coming up empty.
Another hunter crouches in front of him. Tries a different angle, literally, hands on Stiles's shoulders pressing down and forward in a way that should — again, theory is sound, Stiles can see exactly what it should do — load the joints, make the position unsustainable.
His joints follow it.
That’s the problem.
The pressure is supposed to trap the shoulders in place so the stretch happens through them. Instead his body keeps giving before the position does. Tiny shifts and slides, minute enough that he can’t escape the strain, but enough to reroute it somewhere else every time it starts concentrating into one clean point.
The hunter pushes harder.
Stiles feels one shoulder move first, a familiar ugly little glide under the skin, and then suddenly the stretch that had been building across his chest just... disappears. It’s not gone, his body just found a way to redistribute the stress. The tension spills downward into his ribs and upper back instead, his posture collapsing another inch as his body finds a new shape to survive in.
And that’s the thing they keep missing.
The position is working.
His hands are numb. His shoulders feel loose in that deeply dangerous way that means tomorrow is going to suck beyond comprehension. There’s a bright burning line somewhere along his upper back that keeps shifting every time he breathes.
But the strain never lands where they want it to.
Every time it starts building into something clean and unbearable, his body just... adapts with it. A shoulder slips enough to change the angle. His ribs fold another inch around it. The tension spills sideways into different muscles, different joints, different problems.
"Most people," the tall one says, "start talking at twenty minutes."
Stiles has been in this position for over an hour.
The hunter is still looking at him, waiting for something, and Stiles just looks back, and the room is quiet, and somewhere in that quiet the hunter's certainty starts to visibly crack around the edges.
That. That right there is what keeps making Stiles devolve into laughter.
The tall hunter shifts his weight first.
It’s barely anything. A subtle redistribution of posture, the kind people do unconsciously when certainty starts slipping underneath them.
Stiles notices because at this point noticing things is pretty much the only available entertainment.
The guy is unsettled now.
He's not frightened or really angry — yet. He's just becoming increasingly aware that he is somehow losing control of a situation involving a tied-up teenager whose arms should be halfway to medically inadvisable by now.
“You should be exhausted,” he says finally.
“I am exhausted.”
“That’s not what I mean.”
Stiles laughs again, breath hitching around it hard enough this time that the movement pulls unpleasantly through his shoulders. The pain flashes bright for a second before his body immediately starts rearranging around it again, tension sliding downward into his back instead of staying where the hunter clearly wants it.
That’s the other thing.
The hunters keep treating the position like a guarantee.
Add pressure.
Add time.
Add pain.
Eventually the body fails in a predictable pattern.
Stiles’s body keeps finding corners to cut, turning the pattern into a maze.
That's the thing they missed in their research.
Stiles is used to functioning in pain.
“No,” Stiles says, still grinning helplessly despite himself. “I know what you mean. That’s why this is so funny.”
The tall hunter stares at him.
Behind him, the woman flips a page in the magazine she's pretending to read with enough force to make the paper crack sharply in the quiet room.
That gets Stiles laughing all over again.
Because somewhere along the line this stopped feeling like an interrogation and started feeling like three people desperately trying to troubleshoot an appliance that refuses to break correctly.
The younger hunter folds his arms tightly across his chest. “Something’s wrong with him.”
"Rude." Stiles snorts
Because there it is.
The first tiny fracture in the assumption that this situation is behaving normally.