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u/holl_s_24
Recently made Captain for my team. Advice?
Hello, this is my first post on here. I play hockey for my University, I'm in my second year and was just made captain. I am really thankful for the opportunity. I was wondering if anyone had advice on being a good captain? Either from people who have been in/are in the position, or what you as a player thinks makes a good captain.
Thanks in advance! +2
u/backhandstevie: Lol dude it's not that big of a deal to be made captain +5
u/Safe_Glide_2234: Let the kid have his moment 🤣 +2
u/baldnutsack: Honestly, playing for a university, you really don't need to worry too much about being captain. Just make sure you're a pretty decent guy and it will all work out. Good luck. +1
u/holl_s_24: Thank you for your input! -1
u/caughttuna69: bro just play hockey like its not that serious 😭 no one gaf about a captain youre not playing in the nhl lmao +2
u/holl_s_94: Ok -2
u/ilyushka3020: sent you a dm +0
u/holl_s_24: Okay +0
Message request from ilyushka3020
ilyushka3020: you are dumb as rocks lol yur team prob made you captain cuz they felt bad for you 😂
you: Lol says the guy typing like an idiot
ilyushka3020: i can type however i want still be smarter than your dumb ass
ilyushka3020: stupid slut
ilyushka3020: bet you let your team fuck your slutty hole
you: Wtf?
ilyushka3020: yeah lol don't act like you don't like that
ilyushka3020: like you dont want it
ilyushka3020: do they treat you mean? dumb hockey slut like you prob dont need nice
ilyushka3020: whered you go whore are you jerking off?
you: I don't let my team fuck me. you're crayz
you: crazy
ilyushka3020: typing with one hand? 😂
you: Fuck you
ilyushka3020: what do you let them do to you?
you: I don't let them do anything to me
ilyushka3020: oh yeah they probably have to force you first. you complain and cry and scream and say no no no but they know that your a slut and that you want their sweaty dicks in your face and fucking your stupid slut hole
you: Stop
ilyushka3020: is that what you say to them when they corner you in the room after a game? be a good captain and take care of your team. whore. you asked for advice on how to be good captain so i am telling you
you: Fuck
ilyushka3020: damn i should transfer schools and come join your team so i can play with you too 😁
ilyushka3020: want to hear what id do to a big slut like you?
you: Please
ilyushka3020: lol so pathetic wow
ilyushka3020: after our first practice i would make you get on your knees in the locker room and your team would slap their sweaty cocks on your stupid ugly whore face. make you smell it and say thank you
ilyushka3020: would make you get naked first so we can see when you get hard. would prob get hard as soon as you saw someones cock youre so desperate for it
you: No that's humiliating and gross
you: I wouldn't get hard
ilyushka3020: yes you would get hard and you would cry for someone to touch your cock. i might be nice and touch it. probably with my foot since you dont deserve my hand and idk if i wanna touch you with my hands 🫠
you: what if I'm good do I deserve it
ilyushka3020: you dont deserve anything. you would just be doing what you are sposed to
you: Ok
ilyushka3020: going to fuck your slutty hole too
ilyushka3020: make team play better when we use your hole to get off
ilyushka3020: bet your hole is so loose could fit two cocks at once maybe even three but you would probably scream and whine that its too big 😂 but we dont care just going to use you to get off
you: no three is too much it will hurt please no just one
ilyushka3020: stfu you dont get opinion
you: Ok I'm sorry please keep going
ilyushka3020: omg im so hard you are such a fucking slut cant wait to fuck your hole make it all loose from daddys big cock. you couldnt even handle mine im big
ilyushka3020: we would still let people think you are the captain bc it makes you feel good and we are nice to our slut sometimes. makes you feel all important being our captain and taking the teams loads
ilyushka3020: but we all know you are too dumb for hockey we just keep you around to fuck. i would be real captain and tell everyone how to treat your mouth and hole
ilyushka3020: say thank you captain
you: thank you captain
ilyushka3020: omg you will do anything i tell you lol
ilyushka3020: team will probably stop letting you play hockey too you can barely stand sometimes just a cockdrunk whore. all you want is to get fucked and suck dick cant even think can you
you: No I just want cock please give it to me. need it so bad please
ilyushka3020: wow you are a total fag i guessed right but wasnt hard with your whiny ass post lol
ilyushka3020: maybe we will start letting other teams have fun with you too
ilyushka3020: let them watch us fuck you and see what a good whore you are
ilyushka3020: if they pay me i will let them fuck your slutty hole omg they would be so happy getting to fuck a stupid slut like you
ilyushka3020: probably wont even charge a lot because youre not worth it even
you: No please not anyone else just want you and my team only
ilyushka3020: stop whining you will do what i tell you
ilyushka3020: you dont care who fucks you its all the same isnt it
ilyushka3020: but maybe you like my cock the most. i fill you up the best and you always beg me for it. even after i cum inside you are still begging to get fucked because its all you can think about so hungry for my cock
you: Yeah please would you let me cum
ilyushka3020: lol such a whore all you can think about is cum 😂
you: I'm sorry
ilyushka3020: its ok i know its not your fault just your whore brain. get hard at the thought of cock doesnt even matter that im talking about raping you haha
ilyushka3020: would let you cum at first and then put your worthless cock in a cage prob
ilyushka3020: team would start using you as a toilet and piss in your mouth and make you swallow it all down and your belly would be so big. youd be crying saying how full you are and how you cant take anymore but we dont care we are going to cum in your idiot mouth anyway and make you swallow it
ilyushka3020: would fuck you so hard you start pissing out our pee too 😂 lol im laughing. feed it back to you gotta keep it all inside stupid baby
ilyushka3020: and you would cum the first few times because it feels so good to take daddys piss and the teams piss and you would make a mess all over the floor. and when i tell you to clean it up you would probably cry and complain and say no im too full no more and because you are so ungrateful and have no manners you wouldnt get to cum anymore since you dont want to clean it up
you: Noplease give me another chance please i would clean it up i promise please daddy
ilyushka3020: shut up faggot no one gives a fuck what you want
you: im sorry
you: can I cum tho I need it so bad and then I promise you can do whatever else you want to me lock my dick up idc just need to cum please captain
ilyushka3020: maybe
ilyushka3020: i think i am not done w you yet tho
ilyushka3020: you love your captains cock so much i could take you home with me
ilyushka3020: you can live in a little cage by my bed 😂 pathetic little puppy. bring you to practice with a collar on let everyone know that even tho they get to fuck you and cum down your throat and piss inside you that ur mine and i am sharing
you: Yeah wanna be yours do whatever you want to me captain please ill be so good and obedient
ilyushka3020: if your not good will need to punish you
ilyushka3020: maybe your coach knows about what we do to you and he wants to fuck your stupid hole 2 and if your a bad boy we let him take you for the night and do whatever he wants to you and coach is probably so mean and strong probably slap your ugly face and spank your balls
ilyushka3020: or maybe he fucks you in the locker room and we all get to watch as you cry on his cock. you would keep saying stop and that you dont want it haha and even tho your crying u keep begging to please cum saying please daddy let me cum and everyone knows ur talking tome because im the only one who gets to decide if you cum
you: fuck no please not coach thats too embarrassing daddy please I'll be good i promise I'll be good fuck need to cum
ilyushka3020: if you were really bad id spank you and step on your balls going to look so pretty crying then make you suck my cock and when its wet enough ill shove it inside you
ilyushka3020: wont even need to prep you because your hole is so loose even looser than a pussy could stick my fist inside my little puppet 😂 make you talk lol
ilyushka3020: never met such a desperate disgusting whore like you before all it took was me saying you let your team fuck you and your getting off to it. getting off to a stranger on the internet telling u that ur stupid and going to make you drink piss
ilyushka3020: dont even know what i look like and you prob been jerking off since first message. all you care about is that i have a cock isnt that right
you: i want your cock yeah please give it to me
you: Need to cum so hard it hurts please can I cum
ilyushka3020: tell me your a stupid slut
you: I'm a stupiud slut
you: stupid
ilyushka3020: say your the teams hole
you: I'm the team's hole
ilyushka3020: say your the teams toilet and cumslut and a worthless captain
you: fuck I'm so close
you: I'm the team's toilet and cumslut and a worthless captain please
you: can't hold it
ilyushka3020: r u touching ur tiny slutty cock
you: yeahfeels so good
ilyushka3020: stick a finger in your ass u can cum from that not from touching ur cock ok
you: ok har d to type with it but i am and wish it was your cock
ilyushka3020: poor baby needs to get his hole stretched dont u
ilyushka3020: daddy will fill u up with his cum dont worry. ill cum inside and then let everyone else fuck ur wet hole. maybe i make them wear condoms so only my cum is in u would u like that
you: yeah just want yours
ilyushka3020: thank captain for letting u cum
you: thank you captain
you: call me a faggot again please tell me im a stupid faggot slut please need t o cum
ilyushka3020: omg 😳 wow
ilyushka3020: gonna bust a load all over the screen
ilyushka3020: ur a stupid faggot slut who only exists to take cock. make urself cum with a finger in ur ass think about me pounding into u until u r screaming ill probably make u bleed with my thick cock ha
you: no thats fucked up dont hurt me with it please maybe need to hold me. down make me take it. hurts
you: fuck i
ilyushka3020: did you cum i did all over the screen lol typing with it on my thumbs wishyou were here to lick it up
you: Sorry that was really weird.
ilyushka3020: yeah youre a freak getting off to that lol
ilyushka3020: your team is so lucky fuck tell me where you live i want to transfer schools so i can see that hole in person 😛
ilyushka3020: lmao scaredy faggot bitch come on tell me where you live im still horny thinking about how youd let me do anything to you
ilyushka3020: your reddit history isnt private i see you posted in r/montreal is that where you live im in ottawa wow we are so close. weve played against each other lmao and now i know youre the captain haha
ilyushka3020: you really are a stupid slut
ilyushka3020: cant wait to play against you
ilyushka3020: my name is ilya it's ok i wont tell anyone i want that hole all to myself 😋 gonna fuck you so good baby see you in december
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