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Kitties Of DoD

Summary:

What if I took warrior cats and DoD and mixed them together?

Kitties Of DoD! Where the killers (and killer skins+Variants) are cats owned by civilians

[ This is for everyone and has no graphic deaths, no gore or anything, just me writing what I want with the cute kitties. ]

Chapter Text

The faint breeze of the spring weather blew gently in the wind. The fresh smell of wet mud and outdoor-ness...

A lone, skinny yet small kitty roamed the bushes of the nearby neighbourhood. 

It's body fully black as its head was white, teal piercing eyes that looked two different directions. The fur was obviously unkept and dirty, patches missing showing its soft light black skin.

It sniffed the ground, then the air, trying to find a food source yet nothing was out. Has the food sensed him and hid? How rude!

Small kitty wandered around the bushes, sniffing more and more until a hour passed, but kitty doesn't know what a hour is, so it felt like it was sniffing for its entire life time.

Until the sun reached the top of the sky, where it warmed the cold ground. The soft grass finally becoming warm made small kitty lay down and roll around. Though he was hungry, he could not beg those pesky civilians for food.

For he is a run away, a stray that left its home. He hated civilians, they enslaved the kitties and fed them gross, dry food, and expected the kitties to know how to do things already. He hated his owners, they never kept him clean, nor fed him, they tossed him around like a toy until he ran far far away (a few blocks down)

Small kitty, his name is pursuer.

Kitty pursuer stared up at the sky, wishing something yummy would appear before him-

"mrrrrow"

A deep, raspy meow was heard just a few feet away, kitty pursuer shot up, expecting it to be those mean pack of stray kitties that liked to bully him-

Nope, but it was a very very fat yellow kitty, wearing a grey tie, a red checkered shirt made for kitties.

The fat one tilted it's head, pursuer kitty hunched up, it's patches of fur standing up as pursuer kitty tried to make himself look scary. The fat one trotted over and started grooming pursuer kitty.

The fat one ushered pursuer kitty to lay down with it so it could give small kitty pursuer a bath.

Pursuer kitty immediately melted into the fat ones licks, he hadn't cleaned himself in ages and at least this kitty was nice kitty unlike all the others-

Which quickly ended as a civilian came over, a fat one too.

"Oh devesto, you made a friend"

The fat civilian said, with a smile. The fat kitty looked up and then back at pursuer kitty. 

"This guy.. I tolerate him" 

Devesto kitty purred out to pursuer, to civilians they can't hear the words, but to every kitty this is their language. Loud meows are ment for getting the attention of civilians, but kitties use purrs and vibrations the civilians can't pick up as their real language.

Pursuer understood, devesto kitty didn't care for his owner too, but only tolerated him... by the looks of it, devesto is lying.

Pursuer kitty didn't say anything as devesto kitty got up and waddled to his owner, to be picked up. The owner let a strained huff as he picked up the fat fucking cat.

Pursuer watched the two leave, processing what happened. The fat civilian turned back.

"Ouh your skinny, come here baby, I got food"

The civilian said with a grin, devesto kitty licked his paw. Pursuer kitty was about to dash off, but hearing free food made him ultimately follow the two. As they made it to a unkempt looking yard, the fat civilian placed down devesto kitty on a nearby lawn chair, the chair almost breaking from the heavy weight constantly on it.

The civilian walked over to the door of his house and went in. Pursuer kitty anxiously looked around, sniffing the yard when the civilian came back with two bowls of wet meat and other substances in it. Devesto kitty jumped off the lawn chair with a thud and trotted over to the bowl and began eating. Pursuer kitty hesitantly walked over to the bowl and sniffed.

The weird shit inside smelt amazing. Pursuer kitty hesitated, taking a slow yet small bite..

The mushy shit was even better when in his mouth! Oh my paw-ness!

Pursuer hurriedly ate his food which shocked devesto kitty, he stopped eating to watch pursuer practically swallow the food.

After the entire big bowl was empty, pursuer was content and finally full after weeks of starving. He didn't even realise the civilian was gently yet slowly petting him. He was too happy to even notice, until he did which he backed up quickly and hissed. Devesto kitty hissed back at pursuer to defend his owner.

One fat ass kitty vs a skinny and small kitty.

Pursuer obviously would loose this fight, so he quickly dashed off into the bushes. Getting away from the two fat ones who were obviously made for eachother.

Golly! I should never return there, pursuer thought to himself as he trotted along the bushes, sniffing out a place to go and relax in.

The days will only get warmer by then...

 

Maybe then he could find a nice, warm but cool area to live in, maybe even a friend... or mate..

 

Pursuer kitty can only yearn..