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Shane Hollander Tracker @shanehtracker
It has now been 53 days since any sightings (in person, online, official appearance) of Shane Hollander.
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This video was just leaked of a conversation between Shane Hollander and Mateo Gomez on the night of Shane’s “kidnapping.” Let’s just say it doesn’t exactly follow the narrative of unwilling 🤷
hollander hater @vibesandwine
holy shit?? this changes EVERYTHING #shanehollanderLIAR
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Ilya is looking at the camera, a smile playing on his lips. He is sitting on the couch, a laptop propped on top of a pillow.
Ilya: Why are you recording?
Shane, off screen: Just felt like it.
Ilya’s eyes soften.
Ilya: I love you.
Shane: I love you too.
Shane: What in the world are you doing though?
Ilya turns the computer around, showing Shane his screen.
Shane laughs out loud.
Shane: Is that…2048 but with my face on it?
Ilya: Yes. I win when I get to your album cover.
Shane: The loss of my life one?
Ilya: Yes.
Ilya: I still don’t like that name though.
Shane: Let’s not break up again then.
Ilya nods, solemn, and Shane bursts out laughing.
The video ends.
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u/lossofmylife
Does anyone know why Shane has literally not been seen AT ALL since the stanley cup finals? It’s almost impressive, I would’ve expected paparazzi to catch him at least once by now.
u/nevergettingbacktogether
probably to spend time with ilya? idk the whole thing with mateo must’ve been pretty traumatizing
u/jenna99988
Whatever it is, I feel like true fans need to step up and respect his privacy. Especially with all the shit going around about Shane lying or something.
u/bemine
could not agree more!!
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Yuna Hollander Nothing Bad!!
Hey hun, just sending you a link to this article that I really enjoyed :) www.nytimes…
Groupchats
@ilyaupdates
Bro, Shane, Ilya is this u?
[Photo Attached: Two tall men walking around downtown Boston, clearly wearing fake bears and ridiculous wigs. One wears a blue mullet with a long black beard, the other wears a bowlcut wig, a short red beard on. It looks a whole lot like Ilya and Shane.]
@shanehollandefound
lol it totally is babe
@lolalinlove
oh my god this is hilarious
@2001theperson
Still hiding I see
@janeloveshockey
i plead the fifth
@lilyofthevalley
Moy lyubimyy, you’re canadian
@janeloveshockey
oh. then yeah, that’s us. and yeah, gracie, still hiding. sorry about that lol
@2001theperson
np shane, glad you guys are having a good summer :)
Text To: BOSTON BEARS UNITE 🏴💛
Hayden: Anyone in town to meet up for training sometime this week? Would love to not do it alone.
Ilya: I’m free. What were you planning on doing?
Hayden: Oh shoot! Y’all are back? We should do dinner too then
Hayden: And some weights, some ice stuff
Ilya: Slap shot?
Hayden: Yep
Ilya: Okay, how about like 9 tomorrow?
Hayden liked this message.
Instagram Close Friends, 7:52 AM EST
@rozhockeygod
[Picture of Shane and Ilya on the beach. It’s not perfect, not like their official photos are. Shane is squinting in the light, his hand over his brows. Ilya’s eyes are closed all together, a fancy cocktail in one hand. Ilya is wearing a frankly horrible Hawaiian shirt while Shane is just in a plain white t-shirt. They’re both grinning wildly.
White text on the bottom of the screen reads: Missing this. Now have to go back to training with Pike 😒]
Hayden Pike @hpprivate commented: YOU LITERALLY VOLUNTEERED YOU ASS.
Text To: isla
daisy: you gonna post on the account today? i don’t really have any ideas tbh
Isla: Sure I can
daisy: what are you going to do?
Isla: Did you see that mural of them downtown? Just got unveiled this morning, it’s really pretty
daisy: OMG I DID I LIKE THAT IDEA
daisy: come over when you’re done?
Isla: Was already planning on it <3
all things HOLLANOV! @hollanovwhereyouat
A mural of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov just debuted in downtown Boston tonight painted by @lydiapaints! Go check it out. It’s so cute
just here for the vibes @bagelsbeballin
omg i saw that on my way to work! It’s soooo well done
#1 mateo gomez hater @lilyofthevalley
Love how you can always tell which one of you posted based on your capitalization
all things HOLLANOV! @hollanovwhereyouat
you’re one to talk. i’ve seen how your partner types, lily…
britney @musicforeverrrr
i feel bad, you guys start posting and they immediately become the most private couple ever hahaha
all things HOLLANOV! @hollanovwhereyouat
We’re happy with whatever we can get, but if they ever decide to be more public again, we’ll be right there with them :)
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Shane Hollander Tracker @shanehtracker
It has now been 71 days since any sightings (in person, online, official appearance) of Shane Hollander.
Text To: Shane :)
Rose: Don’t go online today
Rose: TMZ just released some more absolute bs
Shane: i know
Shane: ilya told me
Shane: thank you though
Rose: God, Shane
Rose: I’m sorry
Shane: it’s not you. you know that.
Rose: Still
TMZ @TMZ
Mateo Gomez and lawyers issue a defamation suit against ex-boyfriend Shane Hollander amid court proceedings, denying all allegations of kidnapping and assault. “It was completely willing,” Gomez told reporters leaving the courthouse, tears running down his face. Could the narrative be this wrong? Is Shane Hollander really the victim he claims to be?
Sammy @letstalk
i hate to say it because i’ve been an avid shane hollander fan for YEARS but something about the way he is refusing to respond to any of this is incredibly suspicious. yeah, he was kidnapped but was he REALLY? bc if i got kidnapped, i’d be doing literally everything i could to make sure people know that im the victim.
there’s none of that here. #shaneisoverparty
shane hate party @youcanletitgo
100% agree. shane hollander you are NOT the victim #shaneisoverparty
be mine <3 @longlive
thisssss. if shane doesn’t say anything, i don’t think i can support him anymore. the evidence against is just wracking up over the evidence for him #shaneisoverparty
Apple Notes 9:17 AM
my castle crumbled overnight
i underestimated his skills, they’re airtight
and they took the crown but it’s all right
all the liars are calling me one
nobody’s heard from me for months
am i doing better than they wish i was?
Text To: Shane, Ilya, David
Yuna: Wordle 1,870 4/6
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Shane hearted this message.
Ilya: Wordle 1,870 3/6
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Ilya: yesssss
David: Wordle 1,870 6/6
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David: oof
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Text To: Ilya <3
Shane: Thank you baby these are so sweet
Shane: God hydrangeas are so pretty
Shane: Why, though?
Ilya: Do I need reason to love you?
Instagram Close Friends, 8:06 PM EST
@shanehollander
[Image of TV set to the Netflix logo, a movie beginning to play. Ilya isn’t staring at the screen, however, but instead at Shane, hearts in his eyes.
Text below reads: He’s been so damn sappy I had to step it up, so movie night for us!]
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Episode out at noon today! Just a warning, it’s a rather serious one, so be prepared. <3
MUSIC IS FOR EVERYONE
Podcast transcript, 8/30, 12:02 pm EST
Bridget: This is the Music is for Everyone Podcast. I’m Bridget.
Jana: And I’m Jana. Thanks for stopping by.
Bridget: Now, this one is going to veer away from our general content for just a minute.
Jana: Yes, it is.
Jana: In the past, we’ve only talked about official things.
Bridget: Music videos, official announcements, that sort of thing.
Jana: It’s positive, it’s uplifting, and it’s uncontroversial.
Bridget: Which, let’s be honest, was on purpose.
Jana: We love our audience; we love the things we cover.
Bridget: But–
Jana: And this is a big “but.”
Bridget: Lately, we’ve noticed some ridiculous behavior from the general public and some of our fans.
Jana: So we decided to address it. Now, without further ado, today’s episode will talk about the rise and fall of Shane Hollander.
Bridget: To be honest, I struggle even to call it that because that name just feels so undeserved.
Jana: To all the fans waiting for this, we stand with Shane.
Bridget: Not with Mateo. Never with Mateo. This whole, what was the hashtag, again?
Jana, reading from her phone: #shaneisoverparty
Bridget: Yes, that. It just feels rude to him. Like, he got kidnapped, was in a sling for it, got a fucking restraining order, and people still have the audacity to say it was orchestrated?
Jana: 100%. And, like, did the general public just collectively forget about the hundreds of pieces of evidence against Mateo? That were leaked just days before?
Jana: Because those can’t just be brushed to the side.
Bridget: People are just hating on Shane because he’s successful and happy. That’s it.
Jana: People need to stop believing what they see on Twitter, too!
Bridget: Honestly. Media literacy is a thing, people. Find some.
Jana: That’s all.
Text To: Shane, lyubimyy
Ilya: You talked to Farah? About what everyone is saying?
Shane: yep. she’s fine with my current strategy as long as my mental health stays ok
Ilya: You’re still sure about this, right?
Ilya: Not addressing it, I mean
Ilya: Because I would happily ruin him on Twitter for you
Shane: i already leaked all that shit
Shane: as long as it goes well in the court case, i don’t really care what people say about me
Ilya: Promise?
Shane: yes, i promise.
Shane: and it’s not actually that many people. don’t worry so much, okay?
Ilya: I can’t help it.
Call me Teo ;) @mateogomezofficial
Just coming on here to say that I am so, so, so grateful for the support of all my fans against Shane Hollander. I also wanted to confirm that yes, I will be beginning a defamation suit against him for all of his horrible lies. He’s really just a no-good snake. 🐍 #shanehollanderisoverparty
shane ✨ ✔️@shanehollandersinger
so, so proud of you, Ilya!
[Photo Attached: Ilya and Shane standing on the ice after the Bears won the Stanley Cup. Both are grinning wildly.]
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janie @hollywoodgirlll
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Shane Hollander Tracker @shanehtracker
It has now been 133 days since any sightings (in person, online, official appearance) of Shane Hollander. Happy Halloween, everyone!
Group chat with: Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Rose Landry, Ilya Rozanov
Shane sent a photo.
Shane: what do we think of my costume this year?
Ilya: THIS is the secret that you were trying to keep?
Ilya: Are you being for real right now?
Yuna: Shane.
Yuna: Too soon.
Shane: what? i’m just trying to add some humor into the situation.
David: I have to agree with your mother on this one.
Shane: But it is funny, right?
David: …yes
Yuna: Unfortunately.
Ilya: No.
Shane: Liar.
Rose: LOLOLOLOL
Rose: I can’t believe you went from scared out of your mind of that guy to dressing up as a snake for halloween
Rose: god I’m happy for you
Yuna: Okay maybe Rose has a point.
♥️ by David, Ilya, Shane, and Rose.
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Groupchats
@janeloveshockey
okay my chronically online friends
does anyone know wtf is going on in the trending tab
i don’t have the energy for this rn
@lolalinlove
ignoring that you just called us your friends
my answer is just that people are crazy
people are used to having a narrative to push with celebrities and you’re refusing to feed into it (rightly so) and it just makes people have to go on rumors alone
@shanehollanderfound
yeah people just don’t really understand
they just want to hate you because it’s dramatic
@ilyaupdates
Glad you’re doing well
@2001theperson
I agree with Isla on this one. Glad it’s not affecting you too much.
(Don’t think Ilya didn’t send us your costume. We all loved it.)
Shane Hollander Tracker @shanehtracker
It has now been 196 days since any sightings (in person, online, official appearance) of Shane Hollander.
Voice Memo, recorded 32 minutes ago
[Shane: Gotta be quiet for this one, or Ilya will come in, and I think I will start crying.
Shane: This is probably my favorite song I’ve ever written.
Shane: If I put this on the album, there’s no way in hell I’ll be able to perform it.
Shane: But here it is anyway.
A piano starts, low and comforting, but slightly muffled, like always.
Shane: There’s glitter on the floor after the party, girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby.
Shane: Candle wax and polaroids on the hardwood floor. You and me from the night before but–
Shane pauses, and a small thump is heard.
Shane: Don’t read the last page, but I’ll stay, when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away.
Shane: I want your midnights, but I’ll be cleaning up–
Shane cuts off, voice choking up.
Shane, more shakily: I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day.
Shane inhales deeply.
Shane: God I can’t continue. I’m already crying, goddamnit.
The recording ends.]
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Text To: Shane, lyubimyy
Ilya: You watching tonight?
Shane: baby, when am i not??
Shane: of course!!
Ilya: Okay good, I’m glad
Shane: Good luck!! I love you and you got this 💪
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Instagram Close Friends, 8:17 PM PT
@shanehollander
[Two images, one on the top, Shane screaming, the camera slightly blurry, and one on the bottom, a picture of Ilya on the TV screen, hats raining down around him.
Text reads: OH MY GOD LETS FUCKING GO BABY. AHHHH I’M SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU <33333.]
Shane Hollander Tracker @shanehtracker
It has now been 213 days since any sightings (in person, online, official appearance) of Shane Hollander.
Text To: Ilya <3
Shane: i’m gonna do it
Shane: but i need you with me
Shane: god, it’s been so long
Ilya: Coming
Ilya: You got this
Shane: WE got this
Shane: this is your album too
Groupchats
@lilyofthevalley
Hello internet friends just wanted to tell you that Shane is announcing his album drop in like five minutes so be ready
Oh and he’s thinking about letting you guys listen to it early ;)
@shanefhollanderfound
umm YOU CAN’T JUST DROP THAT AND THEN BAIL?? WHATTTTT
@lolalinlove
SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.
THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! LET’S GO SHANE <3
@janeloveshockey
thanks guyss. isla how was your school thing?
@ilyaupdates
Let’s circle back to that after you drop this announcement of yours, okay?
shane ✨ ✔️@shanehollandersinger
reputation drops tomorrow, january 20th
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