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[Private Message: samira & mel]
samira
hihihiiii
mel
Hello! >:p
Wassup?
samira
hii
are you off shift?
mel
Yup! I have 48 hrs off now :)
Why, you wanna meet up?
samira
nono i'm sry i can't but you needed to tell me something?
and i also have smn to tell you
mel
Oh....
It's nothing, I was just overthinking something a little bit
samira
mel what happened?
mel
It's complicated
It's about Frank
samira
frank?
langdon?
did he upset you?
mel
Which other Frank is there?
And no not really
He didn't mean to upset me
But I am kinda upset
Coz of him
samira
lemme get this straight
the man who i had to talk down from the roof
because you didn't smile at him
has UPSET you???
mel
SAMIRA!!
YOU TALKED HIM OFF THE ROOF?
samira
i mean it was more of him making sad puppy eyes becuse you didn't smile at him during shift change and me telling him he shouldn't kill himself because of it but same thing rly
mel
Oh my god, you scared me
Also me being upset could also be something I did btw
And I'm pretty sure it is my fault and he was just the catalyst
What if I'm the one in the wrong?
samira
no offense but you're melissa grace king
you can't do anything wrong
mel
Is that an insult or a compliment?
samira
ily mel
but please 😭
tell me what he did
mel
Wait
What do you wanna tell me?
samira
ugh
stop dodging the question
mel
Wait what about we reveal at the same time
What's your news about?
Abbot?
samira
yeah its about him
mel
Did he get hurt or something?
samira
nope
its complex
and weird
mel
Samira?
What happened?
samira
fuck man
okokok
what about
we reveal in the gc
like how they helped me in the dark ages
mel
The dark ages?
samira
my uh crush on jack
and how yall helped us get together
although i'm regretting that now
mel
Ohh okay
Sure!
samira
yay
mel
Wait what does 'regretting that' mean?
Friday, 27th April, 2025
Changed from Project: Mohabbot to DA PITTLINGS
Saturday, 24th May, 2026
trin
@huckleberry
ur at target right
i will strangle you if you don't buy more avocados
huckleberry
jeez chill 🥶
trin
I NEED TO MAKE MY FUCKING GUAC
huckleberry
trin
homophobic bitch
how dare you hate a lesbian
huckleberry
what
no
me gay
me has bear man
very hot 😝
trin
ew.
you know what nvm the guac will be green from my throw up
crash
ok now i wish i wasn't here
trin
whatever
they jealous cos they know they can't be us
huckleberry
aww ilyt trinny
trin
that's it ur hoeless
*homeless
huckleberry
i aint ever gonna be hoeless if you know what i mean
trin
f u bitch 🖕
mira
i look away for ten minutes and they're alrdy threatening violence im crying 🙏😭
huckleberry
actually she's threatening to make me hoeless
mira
gasp
and make him die?
you know he gets loopy without his old man dick
trin
HAHAHAH
huckleberry
aaaand you're cut off
from talking
mira
:pp
ANYWAY
mel and i have news we would like to share with you
very important news
trin
why are you talking like that
are ya getting married?
WITHOUT ME?!
mira
no omg shush
tbh idk either
mel said we would reveal here
but it's relationship issues
trin
ELSA AND BAMBI HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?!?!? 😨😱
mira
NO OMG
THEY AREN'T PROBLEMS
FOR ME AT LEAST
JUST
UGH
@MEL
mel
Hii!
huckleberry
hi mel!!!!!!
what up?
mel
I'm good
I have a question before I start
Have any of you ever been in a serious relationship?
trin
i think?
idk the garcia thing lasted six months
and i don't think me and ellis are in a relationship yet
so no
huckleberry
i've been with robby for 1.5 years
i think that qualifies
<3
trin
ugh men
this is so not about you
what happened melania?
mel
Trin
But anyway
Frank and I have been dating for 1 year
And Frank also has children
And his children and I get along pretty well
Especially Penny, she's so adorable <3
trin
i love his son bro
he called langdon a stupidface lol 😭
mel
Did you set him up to that?
trin
...an exchange of candy might have been involved 🤗
mel
Trinity!
trin
cut me some slack smh
mel
Fine
So Frank, Abby, the kids and I all have a group dinner at our place every month
And this time when it happened
Aka yesterday
The kids were playing with their toys and Penny dropped a block
So I picked it up for her and gave it to her
And
Instead of saying 'thank you Mel'
She accidentally said 'thank you mom'
And everyone heard it
huckleberry
oh shit
mel
Is it that bad :((((
crash
no oh my god shitaker shut up!!
ok did abby overhear it?
mel
Yeah...
trin
how did she react??
mel
She kinda just went quiet, and didn't really talk for the rest of the night
And I think Penny also noticed she did something wrong
Because later she apologised
But Abby just smiled and said there was nothing to apologise about
mira
we can work with that
alr more importantly HOW DID FRANK REACT
mel
He was uhm happy about it
Like really happy, he wouldn't stop laughing and it was actually kind of weird because it felt like he was doing that thing where you're so nervous that you can't stop smiling
[Private Message: trinity & samira]
trinity
uhhhh fuckfuckfuck
samira
shit thats not good
i know frank like really well and this is not a good reaction
trinity
i dont even like him
samira
trinity
bruh
tru dat though but
i don't even like him but he's good for mel
like insanely good and i don't want her to lose that
it's like you and abbot
except you guys are like clinically insane about each other
samira
yeah i guess
trinity
what??
what happened??
mira?
samira
nothing? lol 😆 but we cannot under any circumstances let mel know that frank is freaking out
bc then she'll freak out
and that's gonna be bad
trinity
yeah ur right i'll tell huckleberry to shut it
are you good, samira?
samira
never been better
trinity
ok...
[Private Message: trinny & hucky]
trinny
BITCH
BITCH
BITCH
hucky
omg whaattttt?????
trinny
i can hear the brattiness thru the screen ughhh
you need to be fucking disciplined or something
hucky
mmhm 😫😈👻
trinny
once again, ew.
ALSO BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP
DO NOT TELL MEL ANYTHING THAT WILL WORRY HER
DO NOT GIVE YOUR TEN CENTS ON THE SITUATION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU FARMIES CALL IT
hucky
'farmies'???? 😭😭😭
rude.
but you gotta admit it's not an ideal situation
like it's kinda cooked
trinny
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT???
BUT SHE DOESN'T!
so let's fucking keep it that way
hucky
and lie to her?
trinny
no my god we're gonna help her
we just don't need to let her know because i don't want to see her distressed if i can help it
hucky
aww and look at that, a melty, loving heart has been found in trinity santos
trinny
i will inject syphilis into you if you ever say that again
hucky
does std spreading a love language?
cos i think so
cos you lovvveeee herrrr ❤️
and meeeeeee
trinny lovessss usssss 💕💓💞💖💗💘💝
trinny
die white boy.
die.
DA PITTLINGS
mel
Guys?
Where are you?
mira
sorry lol
ok i think i have a plan
and that plan is direct communication
trin
mira
girl at least i have a solution
look
@mel he loves u
frank loves u sm
it's just that dating after a divorce when you have kids, something like this was gonna happen no matter what
but that doesn't make it any less weirder
SO
firstly i will talk to that ho
mel
Samira I love you but pls don't threaten him
mira
i won't smhhhh
@crash
are u ok with pda?
crash
HUH
girl that is so fucking random
pda with you?
sure?
mira
NO
i mean i would like that...
BUT no, with ur coffee gremlin?
crash
john?
not really no
like a hug?
or making out in the middle of the floor?
huckleberry
i'm gonna take a wild guess here and say it's the first option
crash
he would be down with either ngl
yup just asked him and he said he'll do anything to piss off abbot
trin
bro get that man some fucking decaf
crash
and kill him? babe i tried, and thats the only time i have ever seen that man cry
mira
GUYS OMG
YALL HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKING CHICKEN
@huckleberry
huckleberry
trin
mira
trinity.
trin
whoop she finna blow
yes samira, my lovely disney princess?
mira
better
ok so how about i convince langdon to join the night shift for one shift
and you like hug shen or something in the middle of shift
like if he gets u coffee or smn
and then i casually broach the convo onto him and mel
and get to know wtf is going on
cos if mel tries to talk to him
then he'll just deny, deny, deny
cos that's how men are
stupid
trin
couldn't agree with you more sis
@crash @mel
crash
sounds good to me!
can the hug escalate to something more or
mira
for the love of all things holy no you cannot have sex in an on call room
crash
aww :(
mira
bitch get ur emoticons out of my face
@mel
what do u think?
mel
Ok I think it sounds good
And Frank trusts you a lot
So he might talk
Thank you!!!
mira
no prob girlie pop
so
peace out bitches
huckleberry
WAIT
samiraaa!
mira
ye?
huckleberry
u had to tell us something remember?
mira
die
trin
😭😭😭😭😭
mira
its nothing serious lol
mel
But you said it was about Abbot
trin
WHAT?!
mira
mel you know I can't ever tell you to go kill yourself
so uh i hope all ur socks are wet or wtvr
mel
Aw :(
crash
SAMIRA SPILL
RIGHT NOW
PLEASE
mira
i think not
trin
SAMIRA AHALYA MOHAN
huckleberry
jeez pulled out the full gov name and everything
not you gotta tell us
@mira
@mira
@mira
MIRARARARRARRRRARARRRRARRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SCREAMING INTO DA VOID
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LADIDIDAAADIADAAAAAAAAAAAAA
trin
@mira
he's gonna keep doing that
please tell us oh majesty queen 🙏
mira
fuck yall
all of you
fine.
huckleberry
YAYAYYYYYYAYYYYYYYY
mira
shut it.
huckleberry
aww :(
meanie
mira
so uh for the past three months
i think
no i know
unfortunately
that uh
jack abbot is cheating on me