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Tubbo and Ranboo smut, cause why the fuck not god forbid free will!!!!
It was a moderately nice day outside, Tubbo and Ranboo were at work, sitting in that conference hall bored out of their minds as Quackity droned on and on about sales and absolutely nothing in the ears of them both.
Suddenly a vibration snapped Ranboo back to the room, his phone… buzzing right now? He had it on silent, so who in the… ‘Tubbo’ flashed on his screen as he pulled it sneakily out of his pocket. Oh XD, this was not good.
(Tubbo:) U wake
(Tubbo:) Rannnnnnn
(Tubbo:) oh lok ur okay nw
(Ranboo:): Yes Tubbo?
(Tubbo:) u loked lik u wer dozin off
(Tubbo:) uok???
(Ranboo:) Yes, I’m fine.
(Tubbo:) wy u soo formls?
(Ranboo:) …
(Ranboo:) Why are you texting me in the middle of a meeting?
(Tubbo:) caus
(Ranboo:) …
Tubbo:) i ca n
(Ranboo:) …
(Tubbo:) RANNN
(Tubbo:) RESPOND TO ME
(Ranboo:) Okay…
(Tubbo:) YAYAYAYAYAYA
(Ranboo:) Get back to the meeting.
He sips his drink, glancing at his phone when he feels it buzz again and chokes on his drink, face flushed in embarrassment as he glares at Tubbo.
(Tubbo:) bt imm hornnnnys
Tubbo just grinned back from the other end of the table, unbothered by his own words or by the obvious blush on his husband’s face. Quackity just raises an eyebrow. Anything you’d like to share with the rest of us? “No. nothing, Sorry Alex” Ranboo managed to cough out “nothing at all, go on?” It was unconvincing,
Quackity knew something what up and knew it well, this wasn’t the first time, and he knew it would never be the last, but it never made it not funny to see the two married men stumble through the world, all the while Ranboo blushing told Quackity everything he needed to know.
“Tubbo, leave the man alone. Both of you focus on the meeting.”
“Yep bossman! Though i cant promise anyth-” Tubbo cut himself off at Ranboo’s glare and grinned while Quackity just went back to the meeting, wishing he didn't know but knew all too well the implication.
(Ranboo:) TOBY JAMES SMITH!
(Tubbo:) ye?
(Ranboo:) …
(Ranboo:) I hate you so much.
(Tubbo:) u luv mee
(Ranboo:) Unfortunatly
Ranboo put away his phone, for a while everything was fine again, till of course his husband became bored (and somehow more horny) once again, so he decided to continue texting Ranboo, who ignored the buzzing in his pocket, till he decided to scroll through the massages for a moment and decide how to make him stop, till he saw…
(Tubbo sent you an attachment)
This never turned out good
He didn't open it for a moment before asking
(Ranboo:) What is it?
(Tubbo:) wy don u fid ou t?
This really wasn’t good for Ranboo
He had to hide his face in his hand for a moment, luckily Quackity was turned away, talking about something on the board he couldn’t quite see from his seat.
Of fucking course.
(Ranboo:) For the love of XD
(Tubbo:) Lik iti? ;)
(Ranboo:) …
(Tubbo:) :)
XD, I'm gonna murder this man when we get home.
The picture was… interesting to say the least, seemingly taken a few weeks ago while Ranboo was at the store or out somewhere. The outfit Tubbo was wearing was one of those intricate skirts and thigh high socks, it looked like Tubbo hadn’t even bothered to put a shirt on for the photo, mixes of scar tissue and healed skin in explosion patterns litter his skin, almost like Ranboo’s own vitilago.
Ranboo curses under his breath, why does Tubbo just know him so well? No, the question is why does Tubbo know how to turn him on so well, or why Ranboo even likes that shit in the first place.
XD I swear i’ll murder him
(Ranboo:) …
(Tubbo:) o gos i brok ur brian
(Tubbo:) uok?
Ranboo felt his face heat up as he closed the picture.
(Ranboo:) No.
(Tubbo:) n o uok?
(Tubbo:) o r nah smth els?
(Ranboo:) …
(Ranboo:) Fuck you.
(Tubbo:) HES ALIV!!
(Tubbo:) an g o ahed preety boi
(Ranboo:) …
(Ranboo:) I hate you.
(Tubbo:) dyes of hurts
(Ranboo:) …
(Ranboo:) Did you just spell die as dye?
(Ranboo:) I don’t know if I should laugh or still be mad.
(Ranboo:) …
(Tubbo:) …
(Tubbo:) im stil horneys T^T
(Tubbo:) hellp
Ranboo glanced up from his phone just as Quackity dismissed the meeting. He gathered his things while glancing at his husband, who just happened to catch his glance and grin that shit eating grin that Ranboo loves and hates all the same. He looked away and continued gathering his things, and thoughts, for a moment, he looked back up…
Gone.
“RANNN!!!”
Ranboo nearly jumped out of his skin. “Jesus fucking Christ!”
Tubbo merely started laughing hysterically as Ranboo shoved him playfully, starting a banter both knew was playful.
“Leave your poor husband alone Toby.” Quackity saw all of this, even chucking himself. “He doesn’t deserve a heart attack this young.”
“Aw fine, but don’t blame me for loving his reactions bossman!”
Tubbo laughed as Ranboo caught his breath “Jesus Tubs.”
“What? Not my fault you're so easy to scare.” Tubbo just continued to laugh at Ranboo’s pain.
“I’m actually going to get a heart attack one day if you keep doing that to me” Ranboo finally caught his breath, but needless to say, his mind was on the messages from earlier.
“You ready to go home?”
“Finally! Of course I am!” Tubbo gathered his things quickly, haphazardly stuffing it in his backpack,
Ranboo couldn’t help it, I’m gonna have to organize that later. He kept it to himself, always finding it endearing that he had to do that.
“Ready?” Ranboo collected his own things neatly, already organized perfectly in his bag.
“Yep!” Tubbo practically was bouncing now, excited to get home and… y’know
So they both left, got in the car and drove home, Ranboo driving as always to avoid accidents. In the car he could help but notice what he had put off as restlessness was yes, restlessness, but he could regonize those little movements anywhere.
Damn that man was actually horny
“You okay darling?” He took his eyes off the road for a moment to look fully at his husband, seeing what he saw only made his own core tighten slightly at the sight.
Either he didn't hear or ignored him, didn’t matter. Tubbo was blushing… This in itself was rare on his own, but the little shifty movements and how Ranboo could see he was chewing the corner of his lip raw as he tried to hide just how incredibly horny he was.
Adorable
That’s all he could think as they got home.
He stepped out of the car, grabbing his and Tubbo’s bags and carrying them inside, he closed the trunk and doors, taking probably longer than necessary to lock the car, but it was so worth it to see how worked up and impatient Tubbo was getting.
“Ran…?” He nearly whined.
Ranboo continued to act oblivious. “Yeah darling?”
“You almost done..?”
“Yep, just gotta lock the car. You okay?” Ranboo did enjoy, maybe a bit too much, how Tubbo was squirming.
“Okay..”
Ranboo finished locking the car and walked inside, only to be met with his back to the door and a hand on his collar pulling him down firmly into a kiss just as desperate as rough.
“Jesus Tubs…” He murmured against Tubbo’s lips.
Ranboo’s back was at the door the instant it was closed, pressed against it with a hold he knew he could break, but Ranboo was nothing if not a bottom, esspesially for the little goat.
Tubbo didn’t break the kiss once, XDdamn that lung capacity is gonna kill Ranboo someday, but not today. Tuboo moved from his lips to his neck almost instantly, biting and kissing the soft skin right under his jaw.
Ranboo could only think to himself how visable those would be tomarrow at work
Tubbo didn’t care, not careful like they normally were to not be visable, this man was horny incarnete right now, and Ranboo loved it everytime.
“ XD dam…” Ranboo’s words were lost in a low moan as Tubbo bit hard on his pulse point, he relished the small pain mixed with that same pleasure.
Tubbo didn’t respond, Who does when you’re busy sucking hickeys into the delicious skin of your husband?
…
Tubbo moved to his collarbones, seemingly satisfied with the marks on his lovers neck, nipping quick and hard at the skin and bone, making the taller shudder violently in pleasure
“Oh XD…” Ranboo’s voice was drawn out in another, louder moan this time, he didn’t care if the other neighbors heard at this point, they could go fuck themselves if they didn’t like it.
Tubbo smirked against the taller’s neck, Hooking a finger into one of his belt loops and sliding down onto his knees in front of the man, that same shit eating grin on his face, looking up at his husband whine he tugs Ranboo’s pants down with him.
Ranboo’s breath hitched as this happened, shuddering when he let it out, Lord who’s lungs wouldn’t when you look down and see that, XD that man is hot on his knees.
Tubbo pulled his pants all the way down, teasingly slow with it, he knew what he wanted, and he’ll get it through any means. In this case, Oh my lord he wants Ranboo to whine, and he does, of course he does.
The bottom in Ranboo wins, of course “Tubbo just fuck me already…” his face is screwed up in impatenice and pleasure, Tubbo could get off just from this and leave him needy, he decided to be… semi-kind though.
“Tubbo pleaseee…” Ranboo only whines more, shifting slightly.
“Hush.” It’s a command Ranboo can't help but follow, though Tubbo has to push him further into the door to stop him from shifting, Chewing his top lip raw as he waits, fighting so hard to obey so as to not be… punished
Tubbo works perfectly, exactly what five years of marriage does for you, teasingly to the perfect amounts in the perfect places, making sure there's pressure on the base of Ranboo’s tail always, a spot he knows is one of the most sensitive.
Ranboo moans again, knees weak as Tubbo presses hard on the base of his tail and slips down his boxers enough to still cover but tease.
“Tubbooooooo..” His name is drawn out in a moan, but XD that gets him somehow harder than before as he looks up at Ranboo.
Tubbo pulls ranboo’s boxers down fully and wuickly makes done with his own, dragging his husband to the couch and shoving him down onto it, wuickly climbing on top of the taller and shifting to straddling the man’s hips.
Ranboo only gets louder as Tubbo grinds down, quick and fast, and in that moment ranboo is snapped back from his thoughts, two fingers now pumping inside of him.
“O-Oh XD…” Ranboo shudders as he feels those calloused hands supporting him, of which two in his ass, driving him insane when they hit the perfect angle, and once that is found, Tubbo doesnt relent from it till ranboo is sobbing from pleasure. (and slight overstimulation but he has a kink for that of course)
Tubbo’s too busy to really hear ranboo right now, and too busy means making the moaning mess of a husband under him cum untouched.
Tubbo adds another finger, pumping them in and out of his husbands ass, the bit of scrape that tubbo’s callouses give only making ranboo louder, though after few minutes of three fingers he gets bored and pulls them out quickly, making ranboo whimper as he does, tubbo quickly undoes his own pants .
Tubbo’s dick is by no means extrordinary, about average length but a bit thicker with more girth then nromal, but that makes it perfect for ranboo, just enough of a stretch to not be painful without having to pre-stretch, but of course that doesnt stop tubbo from doing it.
Tubbo pulls ranboo onto the couch and onto his lap and postions Ranboo over his cock, Ranboo might be taller, but through manual labor, tubbo is much, much stronger then him.
“You want to be fucked so badly, don’t you” Tubbo smirks up at ranboo while the taller nods frantically.
“Y-yes yes yes-s… Please tubbo please please pl-lease!!” Ranboo is on the verge of tears, not sad, not overstimulated, pure want and need in his voice as tubbo lowers him onto himself, a few centimeters at a time to make sure he’s adjusted.
Just kidding! Tubbo knows what his husband wants, and XD is he willing to give it to him, he slams ranboo down the moment that man takes a breath, Ranboo gasps deeply, air knocked out of him at makes him weeze, when he tries to get his breath, shifting slightly as he tries to take a breath he realizes that tubbo’s in his ass.
“Mmh.. tubbo pleaseee…” Ranboo moaned deeply as tubbo lifts him a bit and slams him down, doing the same with varying heights, Ranboo can feel tubbo fucking rearanging his organs as he slams down,