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„Im pregenate“, Shane said on the phone to Ilya.
Ilya is shocked. Prgtnat? How?
„It’s not yours“ Shane continues.
„Who’s is it then?“, Ilya asked.
„It’s Lucas.“, Shane answered
Ilyia let’s that sit for a moment „Luca as in Luca Haas?“
„Yeah“
And then Ilya hangs up the phone. The thinf is, it’s not Shanw - it’s Ilya – Ilya Rosanoff the Russian menace – who used to be a terror on the ice but he’s gotten kinda… boring lately
After Ilia broken his spine when he got slammed so haed on the ice, their sex life has just become – boring. Nobody likes boring.
And Luca Haas was fresh meat, so Shane let him fuck hin and now Shane was pregtnat.
~9 months later~
Shane is in childbirth- Ilya is with him bevause Luca left Shane after learning that he’s pregunate.
But while giving birth, there’s an explosion- actually it’s Shane exploding. His stomach just ripped open and Shane exploder and now Shane is dead.
Ilja keep s the child and he named it after his father cause Ila loves his father.
But Ilia is really heart broken from Shena.
He moves to Toronto and forgot everything that happed after the child that he decided to name Irina after it got born.
Now he’s all alone in Toronot with a child that isn’t his but he didn’t remember anything – because of his amnesia- so he just vibing.
Then he meets a guy. His name was Dallas Kent and he is the hottest shit around town.
Ilia instantly falls in love with him (because Dallas Kent is actually a really good person who doesn’t rape women)
It’s amazing – Ilya loves Dallas so much he’s never loved anyone that much before.
They were walking in a park some day when they hear a loud bang bang and footsteps that must habe come from a really big animal.
„It’s a dinasour“, Dallas said at the same time that Ilya says „it’s Scott Hunter“
The dinosaur is coming they’re way. Stomp-stomp, it’s really loud and dramatic.
And then – chomp chomp – blood everywhere.
Everyone dead.
Only survivor is the Dinosaurier Scott Hunter who just ate everyone.