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[User has added 12+ people to the groupchat]
[User has changed 12+ names]
[User]: Goal: do not reveal who you are for the longest amount of time. One person must be revealed each day, or someone will forcibly be revealed. Good luck.
[Secretly has a soft spot for cute animals]: yea hey so what the fuck is this
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: LMAO? WHAT?
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: hey wait how did you know I did that
[Has been shifting the equipment in the gym 2 inches to the left for 2 weeks now]: I mean, I knew the cult was going around, but I didn't know who started it
[Has been shifting the equipment in the gym 2 inches to the left for 2 weeks now]: Hey. I do that when no one else is around. How did you find that out.
[Has the most jacked calves you've ever seen]: YOU!
[Has the most jacked calves you've ever seen]: I'VE BEEN GETTING SO MAD ABOUT THAT
[Has the most jacked calves you've ever seen]: also fuck yea I do have jacked calves
[Has the most jacked calves you've ever seen]: thanks for noticing
[Didn't believe in dogs until he pet one and cried]: I am more concerned with how we all got into this group chat, considering very few people actually have my number
[Didn't believe in dogs until he pet one and cried]: hey now.
[Knows who people are by distinct features due to face blindness]: ohhhhhh I know who that one is now :)
[Knows who people are by distinct features due to face blindness]: hey wait I don't want people knowing about my face blindness
[Love language is physical touch and loves hugs but won't tell anyone]: well, this certainly is interesting
[Love language is physical touch and loves hugs but won't tell anyone]: …
[Has drawn yaoi fanart of every single person in the school]: how the hell did I get added to this!?
[Has drawn yaoi fanart of every single person in the school]: …
[Has drawn yaoi fanart of every single person in the school]: I am never letting any of you find me out.
[Forged his way into NRC on a bet and the Dark Mirror just went with it]: YOU'RE THE YAOI GUY!?
[Has drawn yaoi fanart of every single person in the school]: NO SHUT UP
[Forged his way into NRC on a bet and the Dark Mirror just went with it]: also wtf man I was doing so well nobody knew
[Knows about the weed stash and does partake in it]: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGED YOUR WAY INTO NRC???
[Knows about the weed stash and does partake in it]: …how does whoever made this groupchat know…
[Has been selling weed to people for years and is secretly rich because of it]: wait are you the one who's been stealing my stash!?
[Knows about the weed stash and does partake in it]: yes I am. I need it to relax. You make enough money off it anyways
[Has been selling weed to people for years and is secretly rich because of it]: WTF MAN
[Knows about the weed stash and does partake in it]: I know who you are. Don't make me expose you.
[Has been selling weed to people for years and is secretly rich because of it]: I hate it here
[Runs a discord server dedicated to sightings of himself]: well this is interesting
[Runs a discord server dedicated to sightings of himself]: oh
[Runs a discord server dedicated to sightings of himself]: I didn't realize anybody knew I did that
[Sometimes he skips class by hiding in the walls]: oh my! And what fun are we having here?
[Secretly runs a book club where they shit on stupid romance tropes]: you. You skip class where.
[Sometimes he skips class by hiding in the walls]: in the walls!
[Sometimes he skips class by hiding in the walls]: also, I know who you are, romance boy :)
[Secretly runs a book club where they shit on stupid romance tropes]: HOW!?
[Sometimes he skips class by hiding in the walls]: I'm in your walls
[Has killed a man, will kill again]: wow! This is a fascinating group chat!
[Has killed a man, will kill again]: also I am legally required to not share information about this and everyone involved is under NDA so no asking me questions :)
[Is related to half of the staff]: WHO DID YOU KILL WHAT
[Has killed a man, will kill again]: no questions!
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: oh fun! I know who like, half the groupchat is!
[Has at least five goons who all call him "Boss"]: how do you already know that many!?
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: I'm observant :3
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: plus I like stalking people's government files
[Sneaks into people's rooms to cut their hair as revenge]: you what.
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: teehee!
[Sneaks into people's rooms to cut their hair as revenge]: you cannot teehee your way outta this one
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: teehee :)
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: besides, you can't be talking Mr. Midnight Barber
[Sneaks into people's rooms to cut their hair as revenge]: yea whatever
[Owns several guns]: my my! What an assortment of people we have here!
[Is related to half of the staff]: do you and mr killed a guy know each other or smth
[Owns several guns]: nope!
[Owns several guns]: huh, that isn't what I typed
[User]: Notice! There is a filter over the chat to prevent people from guessing others too easily!
[Owns several guns]: ahhh, that makes more sense
[Owns several guns]: how intriguing!
[Is actually really into anime and cosplays on the regular]: I would like to bring attention to the one related to half of the staff
[Is actually really into anime and cosplays on the regular]: my main question is how
[Is related to half of the staff]: uh. Well. Ya see.
[Is related to half of the staff]: and that's basically it!
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: that explains literally nothing but okay
[Runs an underground gambling ring at NRC]: well then.
[Runs an underground gambling ring at NRC]: do you get special privileges or smth?
[Is related to half of the staff]: man I wish
[Is related to half of the staff]: oh wait, underground gambling ring? Lmao I know who you are
[Runs an underground gambling ring at NRC]: fuck
[Is the one throwing the parties in the staff lounge on weekends]: hm? I've been added to a chat?
[Is the one throwing the parties in the staff lounge on weekends]: ah. I did not believe anyone knew that was me.
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: HAHA I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE THROWING THOSE PARTIES
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME
[Is the one throwing the parties in the staff lounge on weekends]: and nobody will ever believe you
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: shit you're right
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: man :(
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: knowing everyone's secrets sucks when you can't tell anyone cause they won't believe you
[Has the most jacked calves you've ever seen]: I mean. You could always reveal someone
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: you know you do make a good argument
[Is the one throwing the parties in the staff lounge on weekends]: ah. Shoot.
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: >:)
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: Hello, Malleus >:)
[User has changed one name]
[Dragon Deez]: …I still stand by my statement, nobody outside of this groupchat will ever believe you.
[Is the one who keeps spiking the punch with Vodka]: but I won't be the only one who knows anymore
[Sometimes he skips class by hiding in the walls]: oh my! What a turn of events!
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: well…first revelation done?
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: and I think everyone in the chat has typed by now
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: idk it's late I'm going to bed
[Started a cult dedicated to Lucifer]: I'll think about this in the morning
[Knows about the weed stash and does partake in it]: yes, I suppose we should all log off for the night
[Has drawn yaoi fanart of every single person in the school]: oh thank the seven