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Bood’s Barbecue

Summary:

Ilya enlist Bood to plan a barbecue to announce a new secret member of the Centaurs.
This follows the week leading up to this barbecue.

Or as i like to call it Ilya just wants to cause chaos by not telling anyone

Notes:

(Fixed some mistakes i realized i made in the texts)
This is my second fic so lower all your expectations to 0.
Thanks.

Hope you enjoy.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Shane❤️

Tuesday , 1:21 PM

Shane
paperwork signed
Ilya
is official now?
Shane
yes starting now I am officially a centaur
Ilya
we still doing our plan?
Shane
yes, they seem like good people, and I know how you thrive on chaos
Ilya
thank you! Drive home safe to me

Bood

Tuesday, 1:26PM

Ilya
Bood I got a very simple job for you
Bood
what is it?
who do I have to yell at?
Ilya
no one
all I need from you is to plan and host a barbecue in a week.
Bood
why?
Ilya
we have a new teammate joining us
Bood
why do I know nothing about that as your A?
Ilya
cuz is secret and I am just better
Now will you please do what I ask?
Bood
sure let me ask Cassie first tho
Ilya
okay

Centaurs Bitches🏒

Tuesday, 1:58PM

Bood
Team barbecue at my place today in a week.
Dykstra
not that I don’t appreciate a Bood Barbecue but why?
Hayes
I second this whats happening?
Ilya
We are getting a new member so I told him to do this
Dillon
who?
Ilya
sorry can’t say is secret
Hayes
when has a secret ever stopped you?
Barrett
tf you mean secret?
Ilya
I have nothing more to say
Everyone better be there next week or else…
Haas
did he just threaten us?
LaPointe
I think he did
Holmberg
what’s his issue
Barrett
idk dude beats me
Bood
So like I said Barbecue at mine and everyone’s partners are also welcome
Hayes
as if theres actually no information out there about someone potentially trading
Barrett
gonna try and see if Harris knows something about this secret person
Chouinard
good luck with that
Boyle
report back your findings
Haas
I tried looking online for any trade speculations and found nothing
Barrett
Harris was a bust too. he doesn’t know anything either
Hayes
damn so we literally know nothing
Ilya
is secret I said that already
Bood
you can’t blame us for trying
Young
can you at least say if it’s a good or bad secret
Ilya
🤫
Young
okay keep your stupid secret then

Notes:

shorter chapter to beginn with
this fic will be a mix off writing and text messages so it will probably take me a bit between chapters.
Let me know your thoughts on this so far