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Chapter 1.
(Y/N) awoke after a (rare) good night's sleep. The neighbors weren't as loud last night as they usually are during the week, so that helped with (Y/N)’'s slumber very much so. She was feeling oddly refreshed, even though the night before she was stressing over some report she had to get to her boss. But no, she felt sorta at peace today.
This great start motivated her to make sure the rest of the day would be as great as it had started. It was her day off, so why couldn't she enjoy the fuck out of it? Fuck the report for now, she's gonna have a great time today, and she knows just where to spend it.
(Y/N) picked up the phone and dialed the number of a certain sextuplet.
“Who's calling at this hour?” a tired voice grumbled. (Y/N) gave a gentle grin. “Aw, did I wake the poor babies from their nap?” she gave a little pout even though Osomatsu couldn't see it. “Excuse me, 11 is pretty early if I do say so myself.” (Y/N) couldn't tell if that was sarcasm or not at this point, but that didn't stop the chuckles from erupting. “You're so lame oh my god okay….am I still coming over later?” she asked, glancing down at her sleep-frumpled clothes, rolling her eyes a little, not planning on bothering to change them.
Hey, she knew them for so long, so she didn't feel like they needed to doll themselves up, some good ol’ pjs always did the trick. More likely than not, the rest of the clones would be still in their sleeping ware.
She walked out of the bedroom as the conversation with the eldest of the brothers continued.
(Y/N) carried the phone to the door to check the mail, laughing as Oso recounted a tale of Chibita trying to genuinely murder the boys.
“Hey hold on I gotta check the ma-”
She didn't finish that sentence. She instead heard herself scream at the falling sight of bloody corpse, mutilated beyond recognition.
Splatting right on top of her.
Osomatsu cringed as he heard a clatter. “Jeez (Y/N), what happened? Did you see a mouse?” he joked, rather badly trying to cover his growing fear. She wasn’t responding.
A few moments later he heard her feebly pick up the dropped phone.
“ oh god .”
This was the fastest Osomatsu had ever ran.