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I sat with Kenji-kun at the cafe below the agency building listening to him talking about how the girls in his village would get flower crowns and large celebrations for their birthdays, which is odd considering my birthday isn't gonna occur again for the next few months. does he even know when my birthday is? but either way i still engaged in his conversing by rather engaging in the tofu Lucy-san made for me, talking about Lucy-san she was at the table in front of me sitting next to Atsushi-kun and Kunikida-san while Mr Dazai was raising Kunikida-san blood pressure and poor Atsushi-kun was caught in between the war zone.
"Yeah and the girls always had flowy dresses that the-" Kenji-kun got interrupted by Tanizaki-kun walking into the cafe with Naomi-san linking her arms around his, weird siblings could me and Atsushi-kun be like that?, but i was brought out of my thoughts once Tanizaki-kun approached Kunikida-san the most sensible one around here "Kunikida-san, the president sent me to inform you guys that we're gonna have a meeting right now and we'll need to discuss it with everyone present since it's an urgent matter" with that Mr dazai sat up straight and Kunikida-san stopped yelling while Lucy-san went back to the counter and i quickly finished my beloved tofu, "Oh? what kind of mission hm now Tanizaki-kun you have me interested oh i hope a beautiful lady will be present there and ready to join me in a double su-" Mr dazai got interrupted by Kunikida-san hitting him with a folded newspaper "DAZAI YOU BETTER NOT COME UP WITH A CHEAP EXCUSE TO SLACK OFF AND ESCAPE THE MEETING" Atsushi-kun looked horrified as Mr dazai comically deflated on to the counter.
"we'll be there!" Atsushi-kun said, while i got up and followed Kenji-kun waving Lucy-san goodbye "see you later Montgomery-chan!!" Lucy-san smiled at Kenji-kun and Kunikida-sans quick apology for Mr Dazais behaviour towards the other barista and waved goodbye back as we made our way upstairs, I heard yelling from the office "DAMN YOU LINCHPIN!!" I froze at the door was that Chuuya-niis voice? Tanizaki-kun looked a little guilty for not informing us that a certain gravity manipulator was inside the agency while Mr Dazai looked amused Naomi-san was still clinging to Tanizaki-kun unbothered Kenji-kun looked joyous and was beaming at recognizing Chuuya-niis voice, Kunikida-kun however was horrified as Atsushi-kun besides me glanced anxiously while Mr Dazai went ahead and barged into the office "Chibiko~~ i knew a heard a raging dog from a mile away, what is this did you seriously miss me that much to come looking for me around my workplace such a loyal dog~" what a weird way to greet your supposed enemy but sure they rather used to be close especially in the mafia when Chuuya-nii used to braid my hair listening to Ane-san talk about her old eventful missions while Mr dazai used to whine about how bored he was while leaning into Chuuya-niis back but that always ended up in Mr dazai getting thrown across the room but whatever, seeing Chuuya-nii in the agency was one thing but seeing a majority of the port mafia cramping our office? this cant be real Yosano-sensei glanced at the port mafia boss with fury as she hid behind Ranpo-san who was most likely teasing Chuuya-nii earlier due to the outburst we heard when we first neared the office.
Mr dazai strolled in weirdly happy to see Chuuya-nii turn from Ranpo-san towards him "IM NOT YOUR FUCKING DOG DAZAI!!" as Chuuya-nii was about to use his ability on an office chair and send it flying towards Mr dazai Ane-san calmy interfered "Lad" with that chuuya deactivated Upon the Tainted Sorrow and scoffed sitting back at an office chair spread across the meeting table surrounded by numerous chairs added to fit the unexpected guests joining us for the meeting? i suppose, none the less i was pretty glad to see Ane-san again but i wasn't glad to see Akutagwa I decided to ignore him, Kenji-kun beamed and made his way towards Chuuya-nii "Mr fancy hat hi!!" he greeted while Chuuya-nii just nodded in response not coldly though just acknowledgment sort of rare from him, Kunikida-kun the only one who decided to voice his concerns on how absurd this is, having their office surrounded by the enemy with the president present yet no one making a move to actually engage in appropriate actions towards the enemy "President what is the meaning of this? how come we're surrounded by literal mafiosos at our workplace" meanwhile I silently greeted Kyuusaku-san surrounding themselves by the black lizard members or rather Tachihara being the only one paying attention to them while Higuchi-san looked horrified at Kyuusaku-san asking her to play i silently giggled, play dates with q were always fun though Atsushi-kun and Naomi-san rather looked tense at the sight of Kyuusaku-san i kept that information stored for future therapy sessions god knows the therapist would be needing one.
"ahh Kunikida take a seat this mission is a shared alliance with the port mafia all information and discussions must be shared together" The president explained I saw the port mafias boss nodding as Yosano-sensei shot him a bitter glare and Mr Dazai radiated forced politeness even though he's in no way polite even if the moment seeks it, "Oh i think i should just go with Haruno-san to the other room" Naomi-san tried to escape the tense office filled with unspoken tension but the president stopped her "No need id rather have you call her over to join us to the meeting everyone needs to be present" at that Naomi-san silently accepted her fate and dragged herself towards Haruno-sans office, "Now could we get started?" The port mafia boss says while his comrades nod and agree obediently except for Kyuusaku-san who clung to Mr dazai and giggled with him as he nullified Elise. I took a seat besides Chuuya-nii and Ane-san as she shot me a knowing look, Eventually everyone took their seats and the president played a video of a blue haired dry skin guy with..is that a hand mask on his face? Ane-san and Yosano-sensei both cringed at the neglect towards his skin but kept quiet the guy was in what looked like a bar with a blonde haired school girl at a stool she was pretty but that isn't not what the meeting is about, there was a purple portal ability looking guy behind the masked one is that an ability i've never seen one that changes your appearance? a dark haired guy with purple stitches and burns all over his body sat at a couch behind him I could see Yosano-sensei's doctor mind race with assumptions on what they were and how to heal them if possibly healed, a lizard looking guy who looked like a member of the cartoon ninja turtles me and Kenji-kun watched with Lucy-san a week ago was sitting at another stool next to a masked guy and and another one with a hat "My name is Tomura Shigaraki and I will destroy hero society and strive to rule over the world!" the video cut off, the room was slightly tense with rather confused concerns if the guy was serious and he was much of a threat why haven't we heard about him until now I saw Chuuya-nii fight a chuckle at how lame his villain intro seemed to be, "this is the league of villains" the port mafias boss informs.
The meeting has begun