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Wemmbu wasn't necessarily productive by any means, he went out for errands, occasionally checked up on wheat city and got some building blocks from there, killed the idiotic subborn players who insisted to fight him when he was mindind his buisness.
But Wemmbu didn't care that much, egg seemed content and if egg was content with this life style that he didn't mind too much, then so was he.
So imagine his surprise when the one day he wakes up, deciding to be productive and try out egg's little fishing hobby out of bordem and curiosity, he instead drowns and is now standing infront of a group of players. Half who probably want him dead or wanted him dead at some point.
Wemmbu yawned as the sun from the small window hit his eyes in the newly built treehouse he and egg had made together. He groaned softly, wings wrapping around himself as he pulled the blankets up, trying to force his body to go back to sleep, but today it seemed like the world hated him (even though everyday it practically hated him) as his body refused to comply.
After a good 15 minutes of tossing and turning, trying to find a comfortable position in hopes his body would finally comply he gave up. He let out a soft groan once more from annoyance as he rubbed his eyes, might as well just get up now. He thought as he slowly sat up and got out of bed, dragging himself to the bathroom as he thought about any errands he had to do today.
He ignored his messy purple hair in the mirror as he took his toothpaste and toothbrush, thinking as he brushed his teeth. From what he knew today, he didn't really have anything to do. He'd gone to wheat city yesterday to check on the wheat people and get some stuff for egg, he'd already secured their base too so there wasnt much to do.
His body felt oddly energetic today, his tail being up unconsciously ever since he got out of bed and the occasional twitch of his wings, feeling oddly productive today he decided to think of stuff he could do. Egg was probably reading one of his millions of books and Wemmbu had learnt the hard way to not disturb him during his reading sessions...
During this time it was his invisible guy arc, Parrot eventually catching onto him. Wemmbu whined as he practically fell through the end portal, feeling the familiar comforting cold air seep through his bones as his wing twitched slightly in delight. The feeling of coming back to the end had always felt nice, the comforting familiar aroma of home made it a bit comforting, but not when he had just had the most exhausting day of his life because of stupid Parrot.
After waiting for about 5-10 seconds and realising minute wasnt here, he pulled out a lever minute had given him if he was ever not at the gate and Wemmbu came to the end, he'd given it to him so wemmbu would stop destroying the entry and truth be told, it surprisingly worked.
Wemmbu stepped out, closing the gate behind him as he went up the stupidly long staircase. Seriously, why did the surface have to be above the spawn point in the end? He sighed as he reached the top, going down the lower staircase this time and almost tripping on his own cape, then his tail. He ran a hand through his messy hair that had partly fallen out his ponytail, god he really was a mess. Atleast nobody could tell too much from the invisibility... atleast he hoped.
Once he finally reached the bottom of the steps he went to eggs library room, seeing thw white haired seraphim sit on his chair, glasses perched on his nose as he squinted his eyes (lmfao eyes when he only got one eye but i like the head canon he can switch forms from a eyeball to a more human like face and he uses the human face mainly when hes reading lolol) clearly engrossed in whatever book he was reading
Wemmbu had learnt to not even question what he was reading half the time since he didn't even understand it in the first place. He whined ss he walked up to Egg "Hello bro??" He asked confused since egg hadnt even looked at him, much more to his confusion egg ignored his confused "hello bro??" and continued reading.
Wemmbu poked one of his wings once cautiously, getting no reaction he poked it again, then again, and again, and again, and again... until egg let out a high pitch screech that made Wemmbu fall to the ground from the jumpscare, realising his invis wore off but no one was around so he didnt really care.
Wemmbu looked at egg dumbfounded as egg yawned, looking at him on the floor and raising an eyebrow before giggling "Bro- why are you on the floor?" He said, laughing in-between words.
"...Bro what was THAT??-"
Wemmbu had learnt that egg went into this weird flow state when he read and it was best not to disturb him during those times. Wemmbu rubbed his ears from the phantom pain of remembering the noise before sighing. Speaking of egg, maybe he could try some of the hobbies he'd recommended him? He remembers when he tried out egg's reading hobby that honestly sucked.
Wemmbu wasnt the best reader, more familiar with end language in writing and reading terms, but it was also just straight up boring. To this day Wemmbu still didnt understand how egg liked reading so much? There weren't much fun things to read and the stuff he read especially wasnt fun, it was all boring stuff.
Wemmbu sighed at the thought as he remembered in the back of the mind about egg also recommending fishing, to be fair he didnt have much hope in it but hey, it was better than reading a boring book he barely understood!
He spat the toothpaste out and rinsed his nouth out, washing his face with cold water gently, taking a towel and gently patting down his wet face, now turned dry as he applied a small amount of moisturiser on his cheeks, nose, forehead and chin before softly rubbing it all in.
He grabbed his brush as he sectioned out the long silky wavy hair, slowly detangling it as he internally groaned for not putting his hair in a bun last night. He was just too tired to remember to put it up, flopping in bed and falling asleep almost immediately. As much of a pain it was to take care of it, it was also Wemmbus pride and joy so sure, he wouldn't mind some troubles taking care of it if it meant he got to flex his hair to everyone.
Wemmbu sighed at the slight flashback, but by the time the flashback had ended he had surprisingly enough already finished detangling his hair. To be fair, he was just being dramatic, there wasn't much to detangle but he didnt care. As long as there weren't any knots in it he was fine with it.
After getting changed and styling his hair he looked in the mirror as he placed his tiara on his head, making sure it didnt touch his horns and double checked how secure the tiara was. He vaguely remembered putting some enchants on it so it wouldn't fall off too easily during battles mainly, he didn't remember what enchants but it didnt matter that much. He double checked his cape was clipped on as he hummed in the mirror, satisfied with his current look before going into one of the stray chests to pull out an enchanted fishing rod.
It had some weird enchants on it, ones he didn't recognise all that well but whatever, it was just a fishing rod at the end of the day and as long as it did his job he couldn't care less about the enchants it had on it.
Wemmbu walked out the treehouse, ignoring the slight pang in his chest when he thought about treehouses as he closed the door behind him. To be fair there wasn't anything actually valuable in there, just some chests filled with random stuff. Mainly food or random building blocks he'd gotten from wheat city, the only valuable stuff he cared about were all in his e-chest as he walked to the nearest lake he knew of.
He huffed at the thought absent mindedly, shoving his hands into his pockets as he walked, thinking about when he should check in with wheat city next, probably in a day or twos time. Before he knew it, he saw a distant blue scenery in the corner of his eye, realising it was the lake he stopped as he reached the edge of the lake.
The view wasnt too bad in all honesty, he hummed in thoughtfulness as he sat down at the edge of the lake, crossing his legs as he pulled the fishing rod out of his inventory, throwing the fishing line out into the lake as he waited.
Not long after he got a salmon, he glanced at it as the salmon automatically transferred to his inventory as he threw out the fishing line again. And again, then again, and again...
After a good 5 minutes and 10 new fishes in his inventory he groaned, deciding it wasn't worth it. Seriously, how did egg even enjoy these kind of things? Sure he gets their quite literally polar opposites with egg being a seraphim and he and end dragon/demon, but still!
He sighed as he stood up, fishing line still cast in his idle hand, his other hand organising his inventory throwing back the fish out and picking up the strength pots he'd thrown out temporarily to make space for the fish.
Feeling a slight tug on the fishing rod, he ignored it, another tug, he ignored it.
Before he could even process it, he had been dragged down into the water at an inhumane speed, feeling something pull him in he threw the fishing rod away, but right as he was about to swim up, his communicator glowed and displayed a small projectile infront of him.
He looked at the continuous errors and random coding numbers on the projectile, frantically trying to fix whatever was happening, ignoring the fact his oxygen was going down fast as the projectile froze.
Wemmbu left the game
What-? but he didnt even-?
Before he could think properly, the projectile glowed, this time instead of random coding wemmbu didn't understand and error letters all over it was a loading screen.
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"Oh fuck no."
Wemmbu joined the game