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Bill Cipher had been in the Theraprism for what felt like ages. He had been in there after "dying" and he hadn't found interest in any of the other prisoners. That it, until a certain cookie arrived. After also "dying", Shadow Milk Cookie had also been sent to the Theraprism.
When Shadow Milk Cookie arrived, Bill's interest in manipulating pathetic old men seemed to reactivate. His depressed demeanor changed immediately as he began to attempt to charm and court the rather handsome cookie.
"So~" Bill began, as the cookie who's dough was on the verge of crumbling sat down with the other prisoners at the group therapy session, "What got you into this place~? You probably did something real bad, huh~?"
"Who's asking?" The once confident cookie, now mumbling as his ego had been completely crumbled. (no pun intended)
"The one and only dream demon~ now, stop being so secretive and share with the class~" Bill urged on.
Shadow milk cookie, mesmerized by his beautiful orb and extremely charming demeanor, sighed as he finally decided to give in.
"Ah, alright... this gal called White Lily Cookie got tired of me and low key beat my ass." He spoke, his confidence slightly returning despite the fact there was absolutely nothing to be confident about in that sentence.
"I see, get it? Cause i have a huge eye. AHAHAHAHHAHAH. Anyways, what exactly did you do to make this White Lily Cookie so furious~?" Bill urged on
"I kept saying six-seven." Shadow Milk said, completely serious.
"Oh, that's uh.. kinda hot~" Bill Cipher licked his eye.
The two of them enjoyed the rest of their group therapy session flirting in a totally child friendly way.
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After the group therapy session, Bill was told by faculty that he would have a roommate moving in with him. He was utterly disapointed by the news, sjnce he didn't get along with many of the other prisoners, until he found out that it would be his new 'acquaintance' moving in with him.
Once Shadow Milk was settled in with his new roommate, the two each in their respective parts of the bunk bed they shared, the conversation had died out and they were left in an awkward silence until Shadow milk cookie had, to Bill Ciphers gratefulness, broken it.
"Damn, its boring as hell in here on god" Shadow Milk whined out.
"Well, I know something that could cure your boredom~" Bill spoke
Shadow Milk cookie blushed. "O-oh? Really, this soon?"
"Indeed.... have you ever heard of... Raid Shadow Legends~?" Bill Cipher spoke seductively.
Shadow Milk gave him a blank stare, completely disappointed.
"Why so disapointed~? This game will provide everything you could possibly need, avaliable on IOS, Android and Pc-" Bill continued until he was cut off by Shadow Milk.
"Please, shut the fuck up."
Bill Cipher shushed him before sipping on his monster energy drink, avaliable in stores near you.
"Where the hell did you get that?! We're in prison- er...therapy." Shadow Milk yelled out, less mad about the rule breaking and more mad about the fact Bill didn't get him one because he was a cultured person who knew how delicious and energizing the drink was.
"Hush my dear Shadow Milk, pray and the axolotal shall provide~" Bill spoke in a sing-song tone.
"I have no clue what the hell you're even talking about." Shadow Milk mumbled out.
".. you know, out of everyone here, I think I'm happy to be paired with you." Said Bill, unsure of if he came off as insulting the others or complimenting Shadow milk, but he decided to leave that for the other to interpret.
"...I could say the same for you." Shadow Milk mumbled out before the both drifted off to sleep.
The two spent the rest of eternity together, whispering sweet nothings to one another each night.