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It was friday, Gilbert was really tired since 30 minutes ago he was working really hard (his job was plucking out peoples armpit hairs wit his toes), but at least he got paid and stuff ;-;
He was planning on eating something and then resting, thats when he went to the fridge and saw there was no food, so he grabed his (evil) credit card and walked out of his house.
When he came to the supermarket he started heading towards the bread section because he wanted to eat bread but a mysterious force pushed him towards the fruit isle and made him get 17 bananas🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
After some time trying to put the bananas back into place he just accepted his fate and went to the cashier to pay for his 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
The cashier stared at him with disgust, judging him for his decision of buying 17 bananas. "Out of all the delicious food he could buy with the money he had and he decided to buy 17 bananas?? ;-;" the cashier thought to himself.
Gilbert wasnt just sad, he was also really confused. What was this mysterious force and why did it made him buy 17 bananas??
He paid for the 17 bananas.and got out of the supermarket, entering the parking lot.
It was raining so Gilbert got his clothes wet💧💧💧💧💧💧 and this was the last straw, not only he had to buy 17 bananas his clothes now were all wet ;-;
Suddenly, Gilbert found a strange entity standing in the parking lot, it appeared to be the one of a man.
The entity was tall, muscular, and had light yellow skin with an abnormally oval, long forehead.
Gilbert felt shivers running down his spine, he was so scared, what could this entity possibly be?
He made a decision, he wouldn't run away and also wouldn't fight if it decided to attack him or talk to him
The creature started walking towards him, its eyes were staring deeply into Gilberts eyes, Gilbert swalloed hard, he was terrified.
The creature approached him, Gilbert refused to look at it in the eye, so it said
"Gilbert its me, your old friend John Calcium. Look at me"
Gilbert remembered john calcium, he looked at him in the eyes and blinked, he wasn't believing his eyes.
Gilbert had met john calcium a long time ago, as background, Gilbert was born during the pre historic era and the other early humans got really angry at him (he was super weak and couldn't hunt because he had calcium deficiency) so he got exiled from his village :<
Gilbert felt hopeless, he had nowhere to live now, plus he couldnt hunt since he had calcium deficiency and stuff.
Thats when he spotted something lurking behind a tree, holding something he had never seen in his life, an elongated yellow object with a few brown spots on it.
The tall, muscular creature started to approach him. Gilbert was terrified, but he didn't move, he also didnt say anything.
Gilbert looked up at the entity, his eyes filled with fear and sadness.
John calcium could smell his calcium deficiency, he frowned and handled him a few bananas.
"What's this?" Gilbert asked, looking at the object with confusion.
"It's a banana, peel it and then eat it" John answered
Gilbert started peeling the banana and then started eating it slowly, amazed by the delicious flavour the fruit had.
After eating a lot of bananas, he suddenly started feeling very strong and healthy
"What is happening to me ;-; i suddenly feel so strong and healthy!!" Gilbert said, he was really surprised
"It is because bananas have a lot of calcium! You have calcium deficiency!!! Thats why you cant hunt and feel weak all the time ;-;" John Calcium exclaimed.
"Wow... thank you so much!! Whats your name?"
"My name is John... John Calcium."
"Nice to meet you!! My name is Gilbert!"
This was when they first met eachother, no one in Gilberts tribe ever wanted to be his friend because he couldn't hunt and also some people thought he was demonic due to his albinism, John Calcium was the only person who ever wanted to be his friend, the only one who was there for him in the hardest moments of his life
However, John had to go back to his planet (Calcium Planet) to take care of his mother who unfortunately got prostate cancer ;-;
And then John came back after ~300.000 years ;-; Gilbert was still alive but he lost his pre-historic human features and was living as a modern human being, and here they were.
Gilbert went to hug John Calcium, crying out of happiness, after all these years they finally found eachother again...
They hugged eachother and John softly patted Gilbert on the back.
They were both silent for 2 minutes when John said
"Gilbert, do you know why i am here?"
"No... why are you here?" Gilbert pulled away from the embrance
"Its because you got calcium deficiency again... sorry i posessed you and made you buy 17 bananas... but its because my mother died from prostate cancer and i just... i was so scared to have one more of my friends dying..." John Calcium said sadly, avoiding eye contact with Gilbert.
"Its okay, dont worry about it. Also, thank you for telling me i have calcium deficiency, i will go back to eating a lot of bananas so i cant have calcium deficiency ever again!❤️"
They both went back into the supermarket and bought actual food and when they got home they cooked and ate the food and had a really happy night ;-;❤️