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@OttawaCentaursOfficial ✔ First home game of the season is here so be like Shane Hollander and get your Centaurs merch now! 😌
[Images:
1: The picture Yuna posted of 6-year-old Shane holding a puck and wearing an old Cens jersey.
2: 10-year-old Shane from behind in a different Cens jersey, sitting in the bleachers, with a few Centaurs visible on the ice in front of him.
3: A slightly blurry picture of a jumbotron showing 4-year-old Shane and David in Cens merch, both cheering, while Yuna is next to them but slightly cut off on-screen, holding up a camera.
4: 5-year-old Shane wearing a little-too-big Cens baseball cap and sitting with a bowl of ice cream in front of him; there is a small smudge of ice cream on his nose.
5: Shane and Ilya in the Cens locker room grinning at the camera, with various other Cens players photobombing them in the back; all of them are wearing red and black Cens hoodies.]
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@OttawaCentaursOfficial ✔
We were told this post was non-negotiable so this one is for everyone who asked for this on Twitter 🤭@ilyarozanov81 ✔
hello internet come see best hockey players and best team win today 😛@hollanovian
MY HEART MY OVARIES FUCK@yuna_hollander
❤️@wyatthayeshockey ✔
best marketing in the league!!!! 🤭
ESPN ✔ @espn
OTT takes the lead early in first period against MTL with a goal by the Voys’ former captain, Hollander.
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hollander's biceps @shaneholeander
THATS MY BABY IKTR 🙂↕️
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hazy is my hero @nothazyheroes
cens vs voys first game of the regular season and it’s already a complete massacre, life sure is good!!!
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hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
mmm ain’t karma a bitch @MontrealVoyageurs 😚
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fuck you all oh my god
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Replying to @mtlwifey62
🤣🫵
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bring it home mtl @voysboys
can all of montreal get on their knees and beg and apologize to shane hollander because holy FUCK
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ottawa’s #1 fan @censforlife
man i fear no amount of apologies or money can make him go back to that
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Replying to @censforlife
see the heartbreaking part is i know that 😔 (fuck every homophobic piece of shit on the voys)
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world's first hollanov stan @hollanovfounder8124
THEM THEM THEM
[Images: Left: Ilya celebrating after his goal in the second period, a wide grin on his face and his stick is lifted and pointing in the direction of the bench. Right: A picture of Shane standing up at the bench, one of his arms raised in celebration and his mouth open mid-word.]
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(platonic) shayden #1 stan @hollpike24
the way i’ve been staring at the tv to catch ANY crumb of an og trio interaction 😭😭
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boiziau’s right bicep 💪@boiziaurightbicep
jj grimaced at shane nine mins into second period (think that was more an apology for the way the voys are playing tho)
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NHL News ✔ @PuckReportNHL
With five minutes left in the second period, OTT leads MTL 3-1 with goals from Hollander, Rozanov, and Boodram!
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover
wonder how many players across the league that aren’t playing rn are currently watching the cens/voys game and realizing in real time that they’re totally fucked 😋
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reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
MARLOW AND VAUGHN BOTH LIKING THIS TWEET AHAHAHA
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caramel carmie @carmcarmcarmie
think it’s Really Interesting how the voys offense is in complete shambles….the way they framed shane not resigning with them as a strategic move on their part and all the proof that they’d been lying out their asses is on my tv right now
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24 x 81 (back from hiatus) @hollahollander 🔁 caramel carmie @carmcarmcarmie
everyone and their mother knew they were lying but i can’t stop laughing at how they’re attempting to use some of the same offensive plays they used last season…as if hollander didn’t create those plays…as if hollander wouldn’t know exactly how to stop them…
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rinaaaa @hollanovsnoops
OH—
[Image: Shane bent over for a face-off with Comeau, his gaze focused and blank, except for the smallest cold smirk on his lips.]
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lennon @pariswithshilya
oh this is shane hollander remembering that he is fact Shane motherfuckin Hollander
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Sportsnet ✔ @Sportsnet
MTL coach, Theriault, seems to lose his temper at interviewer: “Stop asking me questions about him [Hollander] and that f***ing team. Our team’s doing good. We got one in during this period, and we’ll get more in the last one. That’s all.”
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas
ooh this is not a good look for you or your team bestie 😬
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mind you the exact question she asked was “The Cens’ offense seems to be pushing past the Voys defense and putting more pressure there maybe than usual. What does the team need to do in the last period to stop some of those breakaways and shots on goal?” likeeeee sir please you’re so full of shit shane wasn’t even NAMED
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cai 🐧 @h0llan0v8124
WE’RE FINALLY GETTING THE HOLLANOV POWER PLAY HALLELUJAH thank you gagnon for being a little bitch
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles
genuinely think that ilya and shane can read each other’s minds because what the holy fuck is going on on that ice right now………
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles
i blink and the puck is with hollander, i blink again and somehow rozanov has it???
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cliff marlow ✔ @cliffmarlow_7
😅
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nathaniel ✯☾ @otth0ckeywh0re
LMFAOOOOO
💬 89 🔄 32 ❤️ 1.1Kclifford the hockey player @marly.cliff0rd
can’t believe we have to go up against this fucking shane hollander and ilya rozanov power play FUCK THE VOYAGEURS
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kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian
so in theory i knew that the cens hollanov power play was gonna be lethal but jfc. cliff’s tweet made me realize that this is gonna be a genuine weapon this season LOL good fucking luck to all the other teams 😌
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roz’s left nipple @rozanovsleftnipple
oh that hollander goal was pure BEAUTY man i love this team
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luna 🦋 @rosyrozy
and the way this is just the FIRST game of the season…
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ESPN ✔ @espn
FINAL: OTT defeats MTL in a decisive 4-1 at home, with 2 goals by Hollander (24), 1 each by Rozanov (81) and Boodram (44).
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The Hockey News ✔ @TheHockeyNews
OTT vs. MTL: How were the Centaurs able to get around all of the Voyageurs’ defenses in just their first game of the season? The answer lies, unsurprisingly, with Shane Hollander, but not in the way you might think. Read more here to see how Hollander’s style of play with OTT differs from MTL, and how that might just be the key of the Centaurs’ season: https://thehockeynews.com/news/latest-news/how-hollanders-different-style-of-play-with-ottawa-might-be-the-key-of-the-season
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big d defense @censforbigd
tldr of the article for everyone who doesn’t wanna read the whole thing: cens offensive plays aren’t built AROUND shane, he’s more supported and isn’t meant to be the sole scorer; also there’s just less tension in the way he plays with the cens vs voys (which i’m sure is because of a multitude of reasons…)
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man this whole article is honestly just glazing hollander SO glad to see that every hockey news channel is up hollander’s ass now along with rozanov 😑
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Replying to @gogogagnonmtl
the blatant homophobia you’re not even trying to hide hey @everyone report this tweet pls and thank you
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holzy defense squad 🥊 @hollanderdefensesquad
shane saying “you know, we showed up and played our game. at the end of the day, that’s what we’re here to do, and what we’re going to keep doing this season” in press after the game LMAOOO the most media-trained man i’ve ever seen
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lana roz @rozycheeks
no because if you think about it the way he worded it is actually petty but so subtly LOL shane hollander the man that you are
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Ottawa Centaurs ✔ @OttawaCentaursOfficial
AND THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT 👏
[Image: A picture of Shane on the ice, right before he got his second goal; there is a red banner at the bottom of the picture showing: OTT 4 FINAL 1 MTL.]
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Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81 🔁 Ottawa Centaurs ✔ @OttawaCentaursOfficial
https://open.spotify.com/track/12sXrSIdiqCtB0vKYHNH29?si=7bafc28b0ebc4ac9
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chewy nation @chewynationofficial
i know this is their goal song but i feel like he’s talking specifically about shane here
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Replying to @chewynationofficial
yes.
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i give up rozanov
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raya 💋 @hollanderstwin
hey alexa play “you’ll always find your way back home” by hannah montana
[Images: Left: A slightly blurry picture of a jumbotron showing 4-year old Shane and David in Cens merch, both cheering, while Yuna is next to them but slightly cut off on-screen, holding up a camera. Right: Another slightly blurry picture of a jumbotron from the Cens vs Voys game with Shane on the bench, cheering after Bood’s goal along with Luca, who is next to him.]
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@hollanitsover haven’t gone back to my editing days in literal years guys but i couldn’t not do it after seeing the cens post please be nice to me #shanehollander #hollanov #ilyarozanov #ottawacens
[Video: Cuts of pictures and clips of Shane set to Hannah Montana’s “You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home”.
(You can change your hair, and you can change your clothes): A picture of rookie Shane in a Voys hoodie and a short haircut that transitions to one of Shane in a recent Cens social media video with his slightly more grown-out hair and a Cens crewneck.
(You can change your mind, that's just the way it goes): Shane on the bench in his Voys jersey, next to Hayden, transitions to Shane on the bench in his Cens jersey, next to Luca.
(You can say "goodbye," and you can say "hello"): A clip of Shane leaving the ice during his last game with the Voys with a blank face, transitions to a clip of Shane stepping onto the ice during his first Cens game, sharing a small smile with Ilya.
(But you'll always find your way back home): Cuts of pictures of Shane throughout his childhood wearing Cens merch, ending with the picture the Cens account posted of Shane and Ilya in the locker room with the other teammates photobombing in the back, all in Cens hoodies.
(You can change your style, yeah, you can change your jeans): Quick flashes of pictures of Shane through the years, starting mostly with athleisure transitioning to his upgraded wardrobe in later years.
(You can learn to fly, and you can chase your dreams): A clip of Shane skating quickly down the ice from the first Cens game during the power play, transitions to him holding up his first Stanley Cup from years ago.
(You can laugh and cry, but everybody knows): Short clips and pictures of Shane, all from Ilya’s Instagram posts or stories; in some he is smiling or laughing, in others he’s glaring at the camera.
(You'll always find your way back home): A clip from Young’s Instagram story, panning over Bood’s backyard, shows all the Cens and their partners during a barbecue.
(You'll always find your way back home): A picture of Shane and Ilya grinning at each other in their Cens practice jerseys on the ice, transitions and ends with a picture from their wedding, of them kissing at the altar.]
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@hollanovsnoops
LUIZA WTF IM SOBBING HOW DARE YOU@shaneholeander
the way roz, hayes, bood, haas, young, and bergy all liked this….girl i think they’re showing your edit in the cens locker room@hollanitsover
@shaneholeander i did NOT think this was gonna escape containment like this when i was sleep deprived and editing this at 3am 😭😭@shanehollandersfreckles
he made his way back home y’all, like y’all he! made! his! way! back! home! 🥹
@ilyarozanov81 ✔ boring weekend in ottawa 😎🏒☀️🥵💗
[Images:
1: A selfie of Ilya and Shane, both in hiking clothes with trees in the background; Shane is in a backwards cap while Ilya is squinting up at the camera.
2: Ilya in the locker room in a compression shirt and his kit on from the waist down, sticking out his tongue at the camera.
3: A dark, moody picture of a car’s touchscreen display showing the map and the music currently playing on bluetooth; zooming in reveals that the song is “You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home.”
4: David and Ilya, bent over a puzzle on the table; Shane is sitting next to Ilya but is looking at his phone.
5: A close-up of Ilya holding Anya, his face fully buried in her fur as he hugs her to him.
6: Another selfie of Ilya with a smirk, lying with his head on Shane’s lap; one of Shane’s hands is in Ilya’s curls and the other is holding a book, though the cover isn’t visible.
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@rozanovian
the song gakdgsf chronically online ilya rozanov i adore you 🤭@connorbergy ✔
yea so boring not like we crushed our first game of the season or anything…@bos_marlanov
the emoji king is back at it again 🙌@svetlanavetrova
ты любишь скукуyou love boring 🙄@ilyarozanov81 ✔
@svetlanavetrova даyes ❤️
@shanehollanderoffical ✔ and @vuoriclothing ✔ Welcome to our new Vuori partner, Shane Hollander.
Train. Play. Recover.
[Video: Clips of Shane cut together in Vuori clothing. Music is upbeat: Shane running up stairs in shorts and a hoodie, slightly zoomed in on the shorts; in the gym on the bench press as he pushes up on the bar, now sweating; in a different part of the gym doing Bulgarian split squats with weights, the shot focusing on his shorts and shirt while the music slows down a little until it cuts out to just the sound of a heartbeat echoing. More mellow music starts playing softly: transitions to Shane on a yoga mat, standing in Vrksasana and inhaling deeply; on a road wearing joggers, one of his legs bent backwards in a thigh stretch; on a yoga mat again but this time on grass, sitting in Sukhasana with his eyes closed as the shot slowly zooms in until only the tops of his shoulders and up are shown on the screen. Music cuts out: Shane’s eyes flick open and his lips tilt up in a tiny smirk, and then the screen cuts to black.]
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@ilyarozanov81 ✔
🥵💦💗@shanehollanderofficial ✔
@ilyarozanov81 ❤️@young_hockey ✔
okay holzy get that bagggg 😙@zaneboodram ✔
👏👏👏@hollanovfounder8124
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR THANK YOU VUORI 🥵🥵
@lucahaas ✔ september 🍂🏒🌙
[Images:
1: A bluish night sky, with the moon full and in focus on the top right.
2: A gym mirror selfie with Luca holding the phone, Cory Young standing right next to him flexing with one arm and his tongue out; Jacob LaPointe and Connor Holmberg are in the background but caught unaware by the camera, based on their expressions.
3: The corner of a sketchbook on a desk, with drawing supplies sprawled across it; a few lines can be seen on the sketchbook but not enough to make out what it is.
4: A picture of Gatineau Park, with the leaves starting to change color and drop.
5: A close-up shot from the Cens vs Voys game with Luca standing on the ice; Ilya is knocking his helmet with Luca’s from the other side of the boards in celebration after Luca’s assist on Shane’s first goal.
6: A blurry picture on a sidewalk of Cory with Luca on his back and Jacob with Connor on his back, all of them either mid-sentence or mid-laugh.]
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@ilyarozanov81 ✔
new drawing haasy? 👀@wyatthayeshockey ✔
😍@notlucahaas
THE AESTHETIC !!!!!@young_hockey ✔
💪😛
ottawa’s #1 fan @censforlife
ilya posting a dump of random things that also includes shane and shane posting another partnership announcement video that flirts the boundaries of a thirst trap yup yup this is #myhollanov
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haas’ hoes @hoes4haas
I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR
[Images: Left: The blurry picture from Luca’s post, of Luca and Connor on Cory and Jacob’s backs. Right: The gym mirror selfie from Luca’s post.]
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haasyoungpointeberg @thefoals_ottawa
they’re all three apples tall actually
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₊°｡❆ noelle @puckthebook
it’s been over a week and tl is still thirsty af i keep scrolling and all i see is shane x vuori 😭
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Ottawa Centaurs ✔ @OttawaCentaursOfficial
First roadie of the season and the first stop is…NEW YORK 😎🗽
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hollander’s weak backhand @hollynov
im sat for all the ilya dinosaur chirps we’re about to get 🤭
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ESPN ✔ @espn
Can the Centaurs extend their four-game winning streak as they face Hunter and the Admirals? Watch tonight’s game on the ESPN app, starting NOW!
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kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala
puck about to drop and scott already looks tired asf at whatever ilya is saying at face off LMAOO
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ilya's russian accent @rozbyanyothername
tweeting this in honor of roz because that penalty was kinda bullshit: 🦕🦖🦴
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bbq sauce on my 🫢 @boodoutbaby
no b/c i’m lk getting worried the streak might be coming to an end today 😭
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ilya rozanov #1 defender @roza81
knew this wasn’t gonna be an easy one but FUCK
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NHL News ✔ @PuckReportNHL
At the end of the second, OTT and NYA tied at 2-2. Goals by Rozanov (81), Barrett (17), and Hunter (21)!
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reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
summoning circle, i hope this works🕯
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🕯 🕯🕯 cens goal 🕯
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zahara 🌙 @stillattheblackdog
at some point i think we really gotta consider: does being gay make you better at hockey?
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hollander's biceps @shaneholeander
GIRLDSDGDS
💬 49 🔄 12 ❤️ 1Kzahara 🌙 @stillattheblackdog
Replying to @shaneholeander
like statistically hollander, rozanov, hunter, and barrett ALONE…..not to even consider the retired players and the ones that aren’t out….i fear the evidence is There for those brave enough to see it
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lennon @pariswithshilya 🔁 zahara 🌙 @stillattheblackdog
new scientific experiment for nhl players dropped, sign up now!! 😁
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Sportsnet ✔ @Sportsnet
OTT vs NYA: End of regulation at 2-2, looks like we’re heading into overtime!
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hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
LUCA HAAS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE HELL FUCKING YEAAAAA
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haasy baby @babyhaasy
ANOTHER CENS WIN IN THE BAG 😚
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The Kingfisher Bar ✔ @KingfisherNY
In honor of a couple certain guys being in town today, come in and try our brand new drink: The Hollanov, a fun Ginger Ale-twist on a classic Moscow Mule 🥃🏒
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rinaaaa @hollanovsnoops
IM CRYING the way the drink is actually a perfect combination of them 😭 whoever came up with this loves them just as much as me (it was kyle wasn’t it)
💬 2.9K 🔄 1.2K ❤️ 5KThe Kingfisher Bar ✔ @KingfisherNY
Replying to @hollanovsnoops
(don’t tell him we said this but it might’ve been a certain Admirals captain…)
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Replying to @KingfisherNY
SCOTT HUNTER CAME UP WITH THE HOLLANOV???????
💬 2.1K 🔄 1.8K ❤️ 4.1KScott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
Replying to @KingfisherNY
Kyle.
💬 10.4K 🔄 2.1K ❤️ 63KThe Kingfisher Bar ✔ @KingfisherNY
Replying to @scotthunter_21
😳😁
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skip nation @skip_nation
i guess if we HAD to lose at least it was to the gayest team in the league 😔
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Ottawa Centaurs ✔ @OttawaCentaursOfficial
AND THAT’S ANOTHER ONE 👏
[Image: A shot of Luca on the ice, right after getting the winning goal in overtime, one of his arms raised as he shouts in celebration; there is a black banner at the bottom of the picture showing: OTT 3 FINAL 2 NYA.]
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The Hockey News ✔ @TheHockeyNews
Multiple OTT Centaurs, including Rozanov, Hollander, Barrett, Hayes, Boodram, Haas, and others, seen at Kingfisher post-game, along with Hunter, Vaughn, Jalo, and more!
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stuck in a hazy 🧱 @brickwallhayes
now why are we acting like this is news 😭😭
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it’s the biannual gay avengers meet up!!!!
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Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81
had to come and try our sexy drink 😛 it was good thank you @KingfisherNY (and also @scotthunter_21 who might be a 🦕 but created this drink based on me and my sexy husband)
[Images: Left: A selfie of Ilya and Shane, with their cheeks squished together slightly; Ilya is holding up a glass with The Hollanov. Right: A group picture of all the Centaurs and Admirals that came to the bar; seems to be an outtake because no one is looking at the camera and almost everyone is talking.]
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wear the helmet ride a centaur @centaurrides47
the tamest chirp ilya has ever done btw 😭
💬 3.9K 🔄 1.2K ❤️ 8.3KScott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
For the last time, it was not me.
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Replying to @scotthunter_21
think it’s a little too late to deny it babe 😭
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Hockey News Central ✔ @HockeyNewsCentral
Does being gay make you a better hockey player? According to social media recently, the answer is apparently yes. But despite the push for so-called “inclusiveness” by players like Hunter, Rozanov, Hollander, and Barrett, this all might just be a worrying shift away from the traditional hockey we all know and love. Read more here: https://hockeynewscentral.com/news/the-worrying-shift-in-recent-professional-hockey-and-its-potential-consequences
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j.j. boiziau ✔ @boiziau.jj
tabarnak how was this even published @HockeyNewsCentral so you are completely okay with posting whatever this shit is now? do fucking better.
💬 49.2K 🔄 84.6K ❤️ 124.5KWyatt Hayes ✔ @wyatthayeshockey
Not only is this blatantly and disgustingly homophobic and racist, it purposely glosses over every single issue that your so-called "traditional hockey” has ingrained into its culture. Traditional does not mean superior. Do fucking better.
💬 82.6K 🔄 100.4K ❤️ 184.9KIlya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81
interesting how comfortable you are saying this on the internet. maybe come say it to my face next time @Walter_Anderson
💬 99.4K 🔄 102.3K ❤️ 201.2Kcliff marlow ✔ @cliffmarlow_7
hey @Walter_Anderson not sure if you’ve heard but it’s 2021 not the fucking 1950s
💬 51.8K 🔄 89.4K ❤️ 119.5KZane Boodram ✔ @zanebood
Can’t even begin to list out all the things wrong with this. Do fucking better.
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junebug ᢉ𐭩 @seasonofthestyx
i know that hockey news central article is gaining a lot of traction from all the players responding to it but PLEASE keep reporting both the tweet and the article. keep emailing them. keep calling them. things like this shouldn’t even be able to get PUBLISHED and the fact that it did shows exactly how much is still wrong with this sport despite everything that’s already happened
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adrienne ☁️ @borntovoys
i’ve been a voys fan basically from the womb but everything that went down in the last year is really making me wanna jump ship ngl. i’ve only seen screenshots of the article but the stuff i did read 🤢
💬 1.2K 🔄 1K ❤️ 2.7Kcoach koch @coach_koch_71
man you guys really all are a bunch of snowflakes 🤣
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Replying to @coach_koch_71
funny you say that when you’re the one that apparently can’t stand being around people that are different from you
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Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
I’m sure by now everyone has seen or heard about the @HockeyNewsCentral article. Despite the statement put out by the magazine and that the article will be taken down, the disheartening fact is that it did get published. That, in all honesty, should not have been possible. (1/3)
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Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
This league has come far from the way it used to be (and despite what certain people have said, it was certainly NOT better back then), but it is clear that there is still a long way to go to make this sport safe and welcoming to everyone. (2/3)
💬 92.4K 🔄 98.6K ❤️ 502.1KScott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
And @Water_Anderson: I hope you take the time to truly reflect and understand the severe issues with what you’ve said. We all love this sport, that has never been brought into question; it’s important to remember that hockey is and should be for everyone. (3/3)
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Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
hockey is for everyone
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Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderofficial 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
Hockey is for everyone.
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carter vaughn ✔ @c.vaughn.hockey 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
Hockey is for everyone
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Troy Barrett ✔ @troy_barrett 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
Hockey is for everyone.
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Evan Dykstra ✔ @evan_dykstra 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
hockey is for everyone.
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Hayden Pike ✔ @real_hayden_pike 🔁 Scott Hunter ✔ @scotthunter_21
Hockey is for everyone
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ottawa’s #1 fan @censforlife
the entire cens roster rt scott’s tweet iktr
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shane hollander’s bodyguard @hollanguard
ngl i’m lk shocked by how many other players on other teams (non admirals or bears or pike/boiziau) did too
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caramel carmie @carmcarmcarmie
half of my brain is like thank god that article and tweet are now finally down but also the other half is unfortunately like FUCK we’re playing the cens tomorrow
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marlanov’s last 🚢 @bos_marlanov
we can be multifaceted 😔
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nathaniel ✯☾ @otth0ckeywh0re
CENS BEARS GAME ON HALLOWEEN YK WHAT THAT MEANS
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nathaniel ✯☾ @otth0ckeywh0re
@connorbergy yall have the group costume ready 🤨
💬 1.4K 🔄 1K ❤️ 3.4Kconnor holmberg ✔ @connorbergy
Replying to @otth0ckeywh0re
🤐
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ESPN ✔ @espn
FINAL: OTT edges out a narrow victory over BOS in a 2-1 game. Goals by Rozanov (81), Hollander (24), and Hammersmith (72).
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Ottawa Centaurs ✔ @OttawaCentaursOfficial
AND THE STREAK CONTINUES 😉👏
[Image: A split-screen with a shot of Shane on the ice right after his goal on the left and Ilya on the ice right before his goal on the right; there is a red banner at the bottom of the picture showing: OTT 2 FINAL 1 BOS.]
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@cliffmarlow_7 ✔ can’t beat a boston halloween 😈
[Images:
1: A lightly blurry picture of Cliff in a club staring at the camera, with his teeth bared to show the vampire fangs he’s wearing, dripping with fake blood; there are small smudges of fake blood on his neck and shirt as well.
2: Cliff with his arm thrown around Ilya’s shoulder, who is wearing a Centaurs jersey, except 24 can be seen on the arm, along with a pair of black glasses with no lenses; both of them are pointing at the camera with one of their hands.
3: A shaky picture of the current Bears roster, all dressed in their costumes.
4: A slightly darker picture of Shane, Cliff, and Ilya with Cliff standing a little bit behind the other two; Shane is wearing a Centaurs jersey with the number 81 on the arm and a gold chain around his neck that isn’t Ilya’s cross one; Cliff has a mock confused and scared expression on his face while Shane and Ilya are both angled a bit towards each other and are staring into each other’s eyes like they would during a face-off.
5: Cliff with his head tilted and fangs bared right next to Nick Chouinard’s neck who is dressed as Bob Ross and holding a small paint palette, posed as if about to bite; Nick is mid-laugh.]
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@n.chouinard ✔
🦷🩸@hollanova2481
THEY DRESSED UP AS EACH OTHER SDFSFFDSD@ryan.carmichael ✔
hot 🥵@ilyarozanov81 ✔
marly send me second to last picture 😈@marly.cliff0rd
gonna need a full week to recover from this jfc
@connorbergy ✔ “that's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing” 💜☀️
[Images:
1: Connor standing in a balcony wearing a long, blonde wig and a purple Rapunzel dress and holding up a frying pan over his shoulder as he stares at the camera with narrowed eyes.
2: The four Cens rookies on the same balcony; Connor is in the middle of flicking the side of Jacob’s head, who is dressed as Flynn and is rolling his eyes; Luca is wearing a green shirt and pants, with a headband that has two large chameleon eyes on it, and is aiming an exasperated look at the camera; Cory is dressed in all white with a brown costume saddle strapped around his chest, and is grinning widely.
3: Connor on Cory’s back, with his frying pan lifted over his head in one hand; both of them are laughing.
4: A slightly blurry group picture of the Cens at the club, all in their costumes.
5: A picture of Connor sitting on a hotel bed in his costume as Wyatt is trying to help him with his wig; Ilya, Troy, and Luca can be seen in the background.
6: A selfie of the four rookies at the club that is very blurry.]
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@connorbergy ✔
best bday + halloween ever 😚@OttawaCentaursOfficial ✔
Happy birthday Bergy! We love our very own Rapunzel 😊@hockeywhore
A HALLOWEEN BABY STOP this is so perfect actually@lucahaas ✔
🦎@young_hockey ✔
@lucahaas 🐴
@ilyarozanov81 ✔ got to see how it felt being second best hockey player in the world 😏
[Images:
1: A picture taken from behind of Shane and Ilya, wearing each other’s jerseys, with their heads angled sideways so that they’re looking at each other.
2: Ilya leaning casually against a door frame with the black glasses and Shane’s jersey on, arms crossed as he looks into the camera with a striking gaze and his lips slightly parted.
3: Ilya and Svetlana, who has on a long, red wig with soft waves tied up into a ponytail and a long-sleeve black sequined dress and skintight thigh-high black boots, standing on a sidewalk, with their tongues sticking out at each other.
4: A picture of Shane and Ilya in their costumes from behind, standing at the bar with their faces tilted towards each other and with barely any space between them as they talk; a hint of a smile can be seen on Shane’s face.
5: The group picture of the Cens at the club in their costumes.
6: The picture of Ilya and Cliff, both in costume and pointing at the camera with one of their hands.
7: A mirror selfie of Ilya in Shane’s jersey; Shane is in front of him with his back to the mirror in a black tank top with his arms around Ilya’s waist and his lips pressed to Ilya’s neck; Ilya’s lips are tilted up in a soft smirk.]
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@shanehollanderofficial ✔
you feel that every day rozanov 🤷♂️@ilyarozanov81 ✔
@shanehollanderofficial sure hollander 😏@hollahollander
they’re so asdfsdafdg I CANT I CANT the last picture genuinely killed me@roses_emmy
IS THAT A REFERENCE TO ROSE LANDRY’S 2014 OSCARS AFTERPARTY OUTFIT STFU@svetlanavetrova
@roses_emmy 😉@roselandry ✔
@svetlanavetrova 😚💖
@wyatthayeshockey ✔ anakin & padmé, halloween 2021 🤎
[Images:
1: Wyatt and Lisa dressed as Anakin and Padmé, with intricate and detailed costumes.
2: Wyatt with his hands around Lisa’s waist from behind, kissing her cheek as she laughs.
3: The group picture of the Cens all in their costumes.
4: Wyatt and Lisa both with their heads bowed and their arms raised in front of them, pointed at Svetlana dressed as Rose in between them, who pretends to flick her hair over her shoulder.
5: A selfie of Wyatt and Lisa in their costumes, kissing.
6: A short video of Wyatt helping Connor put his Rapunzel wig on; pans to Lisa helping Nick with his Bob Ross wig while the person behind the camera chuckles.
7: A shot of Wyatt and Lisa’s costumes carefully laid out on a bed, with a small brown heart emoji placed in the upper left.
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@lisahayes
soso happy i could fly out this weekend 😭@lisahayes
we killed this baby!!! 🤭@wyatthayeshockey ✔
@lisahayes we sure did 😌@zanebood ✔
best dressed as always hazy and lisa 🙌@svetlanavetrova
💁🏾♀️@young_hockey ✔
the goats of halloween!!!!!
rozander²⁴⁸¹ 💫 @shilyarozander2481
my biggest regret in life is not being in my early-mid 20s when ilya + the bears were all around that age and were posted up in the boston clubs during halloween 😭😭
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roz’s left nipple @rozanovsleftnipple
no bc i KNOW i would’ve had the best nights of my life 😔
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haas’ hoes @hoes4haas
THEY DID IT THEY REALLY DID IT
[Images: Left: The picture Connor posted of the four Cens rookies in their costumes on the balcony. Right: The blurry selfie of the four rookies in costume.]
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young and in love @foalsinlove
cory’s story with all of them tipsy and quoting tangled (wrong) at each other PLS i love their censanigans so so much
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Replying to @foalsinlove
had to take a second to pause at censanigans….your mind 🙇
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Hollanov Updates @hollanovupdates
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander dressed up as each other for Halloween!
[Images: Left: The picture Ilya posted of him and Shane from behind, wearing each other’s jerseys and looking at each other. Right: The picture Cliff posted of Shane and Ilya mock-glaring at each other with a confused/scared Cliff behind them.]
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kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian
the short asf timeline of the cens winning against the admirals in overtime to everything with the hnc article to the narrow win against the bears to halloween holy fuck
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ilya's russian accent @rozbyanyothername
there is SO much happening but i am not complaining 💀
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hollander's biceps @shaneholeander
mmm good food good food
[Images: Left: The mirror selfie Ilya posted of him in Shane’s jersey and Shane in front of him in a black tank top. Right: The same picture but zoomed in on Shane’s arms.]
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shane hollander’s bodyguard @hollanguard
you’re so real for this bestie 🙂↕️
💬 2.2K 🔄 1K ❤️ 4.1Kstuck in a hazy 🧱 @brickwallhayes
as roz would say: munch munch munch yum yum yum 😋
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dahlia 🌼 @landrylandrylandry
svetlana killing this 2014 oscars afterparty rose costume btw……i’m not hearing enough commotion about this
[Images: Left: A picture from Svetlana’s Instagram of her in her costume, posing on a chair sideways. Right: The picture Ilya posted of him and Svetlana sticking their tongues out at each other.]
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ayana 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 @rosiesnation
ONE CHANCE @swetlanavetrova GIMME ONE CHANCE I SWEAR ILL BE SO GOOD TO YOU 😩
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in that lavender hayes @inalavenderrhayes
WYATT AND LISA AS ANAKIN AND PADME SHUT UP SHUT UP
[Images: Left: The selfie Wyatt posted of him and Lisa in costume, kissing. Right: The first picture Wyatt posted of the two of them in costume.]
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sabs 🍪 @shortn_acensfan
god is real because the schedule putting the cens in boston for halloween and then their next game isn’t for three days 😌
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Pucks For Gossip ✔ @PucksForGossip
Ottawa Centaurs’ player Shane Hollander spotted alone in local Boston cafe the morning after Halloween! Is there trouble in paradise for the recently married hockey husbands? 👀 See everything we know about their rocky relationship here: https://pucksforgossip.com/latest-news/shane-hollander-and-ilya-rozanov-trouble-in-paradise-for-the-famous-hockey-husbands
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holzy defense squad 🥊 @hollanderdefensesquad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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this is SO absurd that i can’t do anything but laugh 💀
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Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderofficial 🔁 Pucks For Gossip ✔ @PucksForGossip
🙂
[Image: A high-angle selfie of Shane from the chin down to his waist, with Ilya lying on top of him, his head on Shane’s chest; Shane’s other hand is in Ilya’s curls while Ilya’s hand is raised and flipping the camera off backwards.]
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j.j. boiziau ✔ @boiziau.jj
capitaine 😭😭
💬 32.4K 🔄 49.1K ❤️ 103.9Kcory young ✔ @young_hockey
oh that emoji…he ain’t playing
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media trained shane hollander getting his husband to flip off the annoying gossip site for him LMFAOO
💬 5.3K 🔄 7.2K ❤️ 12.9KWyatt Hayes ✔ @wyatthayeshockey
yeah valid
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover
in honor of shane’s menace of a tweet yesterday (i love him), recentering this today 🖤
[Video: A thirst trap edit of Shane’s Vuori video, with shots of Shane working out and doing yoga.]
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raya 💋 @hollanderstwin
luiza you can’t keep doing this to me 😭
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and when the cens sm team hires you to edit videos for them what then
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Replying to @seasonofthestyx
AFSDF JUNE STOP 😭😭
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jalo’s halo @halojalo
okay now that we’re a little further into the season……can we talk about the cens’ record this season so far b/c genuinely what the hell
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kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala
that hollanovoodoo and all that retroactive karma stored up really making themselves known aren’t they 😌
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been a cens fan for almost a decade now and i might actually cry if we win the cup this year
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FR and i haven’t seen enough people say this recently so: FUCK the voyageurs
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@OttawaCentaursOfficial ✔ We might’ve heard you’ve been asking for this one…
[Video: Opens to a shot of only Shane and Ilya’s eyes, close together and across from each other as they stare with narrowed eyes; slowly zooms out until more of the room is seen. Shane and Ilya are sitting on stools with whiteboards and markers in their hands, and suddenly a voice from behind the camera asks, “Ready?” Both Shane and Ilya’s lips twitch into small smirks, before the screen cuts to a black and red Centaurs end card, with the words THE NEWLYWED GAME in large, white font appearing, and after a second, the words NEXT WEEK in a smaller font appear under it.]
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