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SHIN’S OLD, FUCKED UP, LAPTOP SCREEN, THAT CAME STRAIGHT OFF OF AN OLD AKIHABARA SECOND HAND SHELF. LATE AT NIGHT.
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like music.
You: asl?
Stranger: What
You: Age Sex Location
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: 20 / M / Tokyo
You: … Yoo fellow Tokyoite.
You: 21M Tokyo
Stranger: First time using this website
You: Oh shit rly?
Stranger: ?
You: I’m taking your chat room virginity
Stranger: Lol. Sure.
You: Amazed at how quickly you just went along with it.
Stranger: Don’t hate the player hate the game
You: So like…
You: What do u normally do on the internet?
Stranger: Not normie stuff. I like going on forums…
You: You didn’t specify what type of forum. R u secretly a weirdo. ?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: !?
Stranger: Not too late to skip if you’re not into that
Stranger: Just kidding.
You: Wow you’re getting pretty used to this chat room shit.
You: Already speaking like a true weirdo perv on da web. ＼(°ロ＼)
Stranger: I’m just teasing. I’m a lurker. I scroll on forums for nerdy stuff.
Stranger: NOT geek stuff. Like, engineering shit.
You: Oh shit that’s cool
Stranger: Cool?
You: Machines and stuff?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: I just use the web to call and listen to music idk
Stranger: U a top 100 guy?
You: Hell no
You: Not to sound pretentious or anything, but I’ve been into underground/local stuff lately
Stranger: “Not to sound pretentious,” he says, while being pretentious
You: People keep clowning on me for that. But I’m just rly into music. Okay.
Stranger: *he said pretentiously*
You: It’s not like that. I swear !!!
Stranger: Sure.
You: Wbu?
Stranger: I’m versatile
You: Oh?
Stranger: Anything goes. Normally at the workshop when it's my turn I like putting on non-distracting sounds
You: I get that.
You: So, instrumentals?
Stranger: Sure.
You: You’re lying to me aren’t u.
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I like Radiohead
You: U just pwned me right now. U just. Killed me... I’m dead. It’s All ur fault.
Stranger: They’re not bad, okay.
You: You’re so EDGY
You: My edgy little boy
Stranger: We’re like a year apart at best
You: Ykw. At least it’s not like. blink182. ^_^
Stranger: There’s nothing wrong with Radiohead.
You: So what else does it for u. ?
Stranger: …
You: You might liek Portishead idk
You: Slowdive?
You: Wait. No. Ur a perv.
You: ☉_☉
You: Nine inch nails.
Stranger: Guilty as charged
Stranger: And I’m not a perv.
You: Sure.
Stranger: U said u were into local stuff
You: Gunna find me? Jk.
Stranger: U wish.
Stranger: Ever heard of Tanabata?
You: OMG. omg.
You: That’s negative bee tee dubs.
You: His chords r good. Jazzy. I like that…
You: But his lyrics? God. Just Awful. Crime against humanity
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: Feisty
Stranger: U like jazz?
You: I like jazzy sounds. More of a Hiphop… alternative… typa guy
You: U might like Nujabes for work
You: I study to him all the time. He’s my GOAT
Stranger: Huh. I’ll have 2 give him a listen then.
You: U listen to music all the time?
Stranger: Headphones are always on
You: Even during (◔◡◔)
Stranger: Okay maybe I did a girl to a NIN once
Stranger: But that’s it. It wasn’t great but she was rly into it.
You: Why?
Stranger: The music was distracting. I’m telling U man. Instrumentals or nothing when u need to focus
You: Music doesn’t sound that bad. I’d probably put on… idk. Something. Sultry I guess. Wow that’s cringe.
Stranger: That’s gay
You: UR gay
You: What was there to even be distracted by. Another male’s voice?
Stranger: I’m actually BISEXUAL, thank u very much. And FYI, you’ve been cringy this whole time it’s okay me too. Don’t be ashamed.
You: X_X
You: Hypocrite.
You: So anyways… down to fuck a guy with your INSTRUMENTAL ONLY playlist?
You: Lol.
Stranger: Whatever.
Stranger: R u playing with me
Stranger: Like Gay4Pay or r u serious about this lifestyle
You: Come on man
Stranger: No harm in checking
You: I tune into AKB48 sometimes
You: Guilty pleasure. And one of my girl friends likes it a lot. She thinks the uniforms are cute cuz they’re pink
Stranger: Music isn’t indicative of sexuality
You: I’m just saying I don’t discriminate
You: Gender doesn’t matter
Stranger: Neither does physical distance, clearly
You: Don’t get it twisted ur the real slut here
You: Come on. You have to admit, to Nine Inch Nails is a little crazy.
You: Not a bad thing, but crazy.
Stranger: She was into it so I didn’t rly mind. Goth girl from the business department. She was obviously, rly, rly, into industrial
You: I said I could but honestly don’t think I could ever do it with music tbh
You: I like vinyl. I have a nice record player at my place
You: Anyways I can’t bring rly ppl over either. It’s tough here
Stranger: Complicated roomie situation?
You: Smth like that.
Stranger: Ignoring ur housing situation, you could still totally do it w/ vinyl though
You: World’s Worst Foreplay just dropped
Stranger: It’d be kind of sexy. In a methodical way.
Stranger: Idk. Watching you put the needle on gently? That’s pretty sexy.
You: LMFAO
You: Honestly I’d be nervous and break the whole thing knowing me
Stranger: Gap moe
Stranger: It shows you care
You: I’d be too stressed
Stranger: :/
You: ?
Stranger: Sex should b freeing
You: So u bottom?
Stranger: I said I was versatile, didn’t I?
Stranger: Are you touching yourself rn?
You: Would it weird U out if I said yes?
Stranger: Cute
You: I’m NOT. Just for your information. Just trying to gauge the vibes here.
Stranger: Consider your vibes, gauged
Stranger: Lol.
You: For the record I think ur projecting on me. It’s okay to admit that you’re getting off on the visual of me,
You: a random stranger.. putting on his records… b4 he fucks you
Stranger: Wow would you look at that
Stranger: I’m already hard
You: LMFAO
Stranger: I know you like me
Stranger: Cause if you didn’t, you’d skip me by now
Stranger: That’s how these things work, right?
You: Sure.
You: Don’t let it get to ur head
You: You have permission to get off thinking about me putting on records.
Stranger: Whatever his royal highness decrees
Stranger: Ur so bratty
You: As are you.
Stranger: I’ve been told.
Stranger: I get that one often actually. Or it’s “whiny” or "embarrassingly needy" or “mouthy”, FYI.
You: I can tell.
You: I know the hostess cafe promoters have a FIELD DAY with you
You: Just easy like a sunday morning
Stranger: You know it
Stranger: I’m already leaking through my boxers
Stranger: Your turn.
You: . Wet.
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: Sweats
Stranger: No top?
You: No pun intended?
Stranger: Funny
Stranger: Touching yourself yet?
You: My hands resting on top.
Stranger: Aw. Already waiting for permission
You: Shut up and let me finish typing omg
Stranger: *condescendingly* Sir yes sir
You: What would you do to me?
Stranger: Hard question.
You: Use your imagination.
Stranger: Like
Stranger: Before or after the sexy vinyl foreplay?
You: You’re just full of jokes
Stranger: Every queen needs her jester
Stranger: I’d make you touch yourself
Stranger: Slowly, obviously
Stranger: Have you slip your hand into your boxers first
Stranger: Or maybe you’re a briefs guy. Who knows
Stranger: Anyways. I’d make you touch yourself and bring you right to the edge
Stranger: And I’d force you to stop right before you cum
Stranger: I think you’d be the type of stifle moans out of spite.
You: Whatever THAT means
Stranger: I’d want to hear you and feel you, I think.
Stranger: Touch you everywhere but where you actually need. And I’d want to hear if you’re as desperate as you text.
You: Wbu?
Stranger: Wdym
You: You know.
Stranger: Pleasing YOU.. pleases me. !
You: Aw. You’d wait for permission to get off?
Stranger: I wouldn’t need permission. I’d get off sucking and fuckin you.
You: WHOREEE.
Stranger: You know it
Stranger: Do I have permission to keep going?
You: Wow. You were already stroking it?
Stranger: Come on I thought we already established me and my slutty ways
You: You’ve just been texting and grinding against your hand?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I’m flattered that you think I can type these witty comebacks with one hand
Stranger: I’ve been rutting against the bedsheets.
You: You know it just hit me I’m taking your digital virginity
You: Unless you’ve been fucking guys off your nerdy eng forums.
Stranger: You’re my first ;)
You: You are so not cute.
You: People only use this site for one thing n it’s not like ur new so
You: Drop the innocent boy act
Stranger: Whatever you say handsome. Still touching yourself?
You: I never said I was
Stranger: I know you were
You: No comment
Stranger: Keep going
Stranger: I like when you bitch. It’s almost endearing
You: Wow, thanks.
Stranger: Good boy
You: Whatever
Stranger: Wow that took you a long time to respond
Stranger: You like that?
You: Sure. Whatever. Big deal.
Stranger: Cute lol
Stranger: Maybe I’d do that too. Make you touch yourself n whisper sweet nothings in your ear
Stranger: Are you sensitive?
You: I wouldn’t know
Stranger: Virgin?
You: Ear virgin, yeah
Stranger: Lolll ur a total virgin stop lying
Stranger: I’d suck you so good just letting you know
You: Sluttttt.
Stranger: KEEP going I’m almost there. Heart eyes.
You: Lol
You: Wanna hear what I’d do to you?
Stranger: All ears
You: I’d make you wait for it. Not even touching allowed.
You: I’d tease you. I’d get myself off first and make you watch.
Stranger: And then what?
You: Every time you’d mouth off you’d get a strike. That’d be an extra minute you’re not allowed to cum. I’d tease you too. Make you think you’re getting it when you’re not.
You: I think I’d keep you on your knees
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: I’d like that
You: I can tell
Stranger: Wait. Are you serious or is this sexy talk
You: 100% srs. No snark or sexy talk involved
Stranger: You’re ruining me
You: Still rutting against your sheets?
Stranger: Don’t waste your breath asking questions we both know the answer to
Stranger: Still wet in your pants like a good boy?
You: Didn’t you just say to not ask questions we both know the answer to
Stranger: Touched yourself yet?
You: No.
Stranger: Wow are you celibate or is this some purity sex kink thing
You: I’m a little embarassed
Stranger: Wow he’s finally honest
Stranger: Touch yourself
Stranger: Have you just been wet and miserable this whole time?
Stranger: I guess my words are just that good. Always knew my language teacher was crazy when she said my narrative voice was underdeveloped
You: Ur lyricism is better than Tanabata, I’ll tell you that much
Stranger: Don’t speak about other men while wet because of me
You: Jealous much?
Stranger: Yes. Absolutely.
You: Wow no hesitation or shame
You: Jealous over TANABATA over all people
Stranger: Stop saying his name it’s not sexy at all.
Stranger: Still touching yourself?
You: Shut up
Stranger: I asked you a question
You: Yes. I am.
Stranger: How does it feel?
You: Rly wet.
Stranger: You’re a mess
Stranger: My good boy
Stranger: Who’re you thinking of?
You: You.
Stranger: Tell me how you normally get off
You: A hand. Closed legs. Rubbed circles against myself.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Keep your legs wide. No hands.
You: How’s that supposed to work?
Stranger: You’re a smart boy. You’ll figure it out.
You: My legs are opened
Stranger: Want a reward? Lol
You: Wow you’re actually mean.
Stranger: You can do it.
You: I thought I was the tease between the 2 of us
Stranger: Looks like you thought wrong.
You: Please
Stranger: ?
You: Let me touch myself
Stranger: Knock yourself out
Stranger: Gunna cum?
You: Yeah
Stranger: And I thought I was the easy one?
You: Deprived.
Stranger: I can tell
You: I’m going to cum
You: Fuck
Stranger: Don’t
You: I can’t
Stranger: Where r you right now?
You: Bed
Stranger: Hands on the board
You: Unfair
Stranger: You can take it
You: I can’t
Stranger: You will
Stranger: Count to ten. You’ll hold it.
You: Kys
Stranger: Did you do it?
You: Obviously. Wasn’t raised a quitter. -_-
Stranger: You can come now.
You: Like I was waiting for your permission.
Stranger: Go on, get off
Stranger: We’re all waiting for his royal highness to do so.
You: Wait
Stranger: ?
You: Wbu
Stranger: Don’t worry abt it.
Stranger: ;)
You: ?
You: .
You: WOW… YOU SLUTTTTT