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Sent Message:Hey! I am your new roommate, Charlotte Leclerc! But please, call me Charles! Alex from down the hall gave me your number, said you are staying with a friend for a bit! Just wanted to introduce myself and let you know I have moved in! 10:29

Received Message:I am Max. I will be back soon14:09

Sent Message:See you sooooooon!!!!14:15

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Received Message: cute 14:20

Sent Message:MAX!!!!! DANNY TOLD ME ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY???? WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME????17:07

Received Message: well, i dont really care about it. so i didnt really feel the need to share it? sorry?17:10

Sent Message:APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED!!!!! I WILL BRING YOU CAKE FROM THE CAFE!!!! AND CHAMPAGNE!!!! WE MUST CELEBRATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!17:11

Received Message: okay okay! can i pretty please have a chocolate cake slice...17:12

Sent Message:whatever the birthday girl wants she will get!!!! see you soon!! and happy birthday!!! i will hug you when i get home!!!!!!!!!!!! 17:15

Received Message: hey 12:31

Sent Message:hiiiiii max 12:31

Received Message:i made coffee. its on the table for you when you come back 12:32

Sent Message: thank you!!!! i will bring tarts for us to enjoy!!!! 12:33

Received Message: good. I love tarts 12:35

Sent Message::) 12:32

Sent Message:coffee 15:16

Received Message:cant today. im trying to finish a project 15:20

Sent Message:are you at the library? i can bring you some coffee if you want 15:22

or a red bull? 15:22

Received Message:yes please15:27

thank you <315:27

Sent Message:you are very welcome max!! i will bring you some of the tarts you liked also!!15:33

Received Message:oh, yum. i love tarts15:40

Sent Message::) 15:43

i am here!!!!! 16:01

where are youuuuuuu 16:02

Received Message:look behind you charlie16:03

Received Message: i am coming by the cafe to study there. do you want me to bring you a hoodie from home? 20:00

Sent Message:you wont get shit done at the cafe, maxie. you will end up annoying me when im supposed to be WORKING 20:04

can i pretty pleaseeee have your ugly hoodie? the really big one pleaseeeeeeeeeeee 20:04

Received Message: you mean my RED BULL RACING hoodie? the one you keep stealing from me even though you claim you are soooo loyal to your ferrari team? yes, of course i will bring my BEAUTIFUL hoodie, charlie 20:05

Sent Message: fuck you!!!!!!!! 20:06

Received Message: omw! 20:10

Received Message:happy birthday Charles! I know you are asleep but I wanted to make sure im the first wishing you a happy birthday :) see you in the morning :) 00:00

Sent Message: is that waffles im smelling??????????????? i will jump you max emilia verstappen!!!! 10:10

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Received Message: come find out birthday girl 😽 10:12

Received Message:you forgot to buy milk18:56

Sent Message:no18:59

Received Message:tf you mean no?????19:00

Sent Message: i bought milk. it is in the fridge. next to your red bull 19:01

Received Message:charles. that is OAT milk!!! that shit isnt REAL milk!!!!19:02

Sent Message: it is good for you. drink it19:03

Received Message:no19:04

it tastes like shit 19:05

Sent Message:then you go and buy some, you cunt 19:05

Received Message:no19:06

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Sent Message: 🖕 19:10

Sent Message: do you want full fat or skinny? 19:30

Received Message: excuse me????? 19:32

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Received Message: full fat. im not a heathen 19:34

Sent Message:🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 19:36

Received Message:there is pasta in the microwave for you22:53

dont wake me up when you get back 22:53

stay safe22:53

Sent Message:yaaaaaay pastaaaa!!!!!!!!! love you maxieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! 23:00

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Received Message:💗 23:06

Sent Message: pierrot says helliooooooo!!!!! 23:10

i miss you:( 23:26

Received Message: you wanted to go clubbing charlie 23:30

i miss you too 23:30

Sent Message: !!!!!!! 23:33

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Received Message: yes yes, good night charlie 03:00

Sent Message: ugh my head is killing me 09:29

Received Message: thats what you get for drinking so much, idiot 09:30

i left you ibuprofen with your coffee. in the kitchen. and your stupid tart 09:30

Sent Message: sure maxie 09:37

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its very good. thank you 09:38

Received Message: yeah yeah, you are welcome charlie 09:40

Received Message: i am going to kill lando norris. 15:09

Sent Message: why? 15:13

i mean, i am down, but why? 15:13

Received Message: fucker set me up for a blind date with someone from his dj club 15:15

as if i need to date anyone right now 15:15

Sent Message: who did he set you up with? 15:15

Received Message: idk, sort of the whole point of a blind date, charlie 15:16

Sent Message: well tell him you are busy. with me. 15:16

Received Message: i did!! fucker said to bail on you and meet his friend anyway 15:18

said we are too codependent 15:18

what a load of bullshit 15:19

Sent Message: i am going to kill him. 15:19

Received Message: i know charlie. want to humiliate him in front of oscar? 15:20

Sent Message: i love your mind, max verstappen. 15:21

Received Message:😽 15:21

Sent Message: i made tarts. bringing you one. 08:29

Received Message: are you that stressed about your classes? do you want to come study with me? 08:31

also, charlie, i need to be honest with you 08:31

i dont really like tarts... 08:31

Sent Message: i know. but also sucks to suck. 08:34

Received Message: you are hissy today. like a little cat lol 08:35

Sent Message: 08:36

so you hate me AND my heart tarts. ok. 08:36

Received Message: now now charlie, dont be like that 08:36

i have my rbr hoodie with me if you want to come study with me 08:38

Sent Message: your ugly hoodie, yes. 08:40

Received Message: lol 😹 08:42

Sent Message: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT???????????? 08:43

YOU ARE A CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 08:43

A PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08:43

Received Message: ok. 08:44

Sent Message: i am coming now. with my tarts and my text books 😤 08:59

which red bull do you want? 09:00

Received Message: the butch one, duuh 09:03

Sent Message: humph. 09:03

Received Message: 😽😽😽😽😽😽😽😽 09:04

Sent Message:03:03

is this cute enough to post on insta maxie? 03:03

Received Message:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 03:04

why arent you sleeping?????????????? why are you taking sexy pics at 3 in teh morning???????????? 03:04

and no, you shouldnt post that. 03:05

Sent Message, replying to: my maxieeee 😽
and no, you shouldnt post that.
why :'(((((( 03:05

Replying to: my maxieeee 😽
why arent you sleeping?????????????? why are you taking sexy pics at 3 in teh morning????????????
so you think im sexyyyyyy heheheheeee 03:06

Received Message, replying to: You
why :'((((((
you just shouldnt. theres a lot of creeps on insta. what if they harrass you? 03:06

Sent Message: but dont i look pretty:( maybe i want someone to call me pretty and it seems that only the creeps on insta are willing to do that... 03:06

Received Message: you are pretty. 03:06

Sent Message: max verstappen, you really are a creep? 😱😱😱😱😱😱 03:07

Received Message: sleep tight, pretty girl. 03:08

Sent Message: 12:31

us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:31

Received Message: am i the cat? 12:33

Sent Message: duuuh 12:34

Received Message:hm. ok then, puppy. whatever youre saying 12:37

Sent Message: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12:38

fuck you kitten 12:38

Received Message:😽 12:39

Sent Message 23:09

Received Message:??????? 23:10

you better not post that on insta charles i swear to god. 23:10

Sent Message: FUCK SHIT SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT 23:10

Replying to: my maxieeee 😽
you better not post that on insta charles i swear to god.
why?? are you the only creep allowed to see it? 😈 23:10

Received Message: who did you mean to send it to then? 23:13

Sent Message: no one. i misclicked 23:13

Replying to: You
why?? are you the only creep allowed to see it? 😈
answer meeeee 23:15

Received Message: dont be a brat now, pup. 23:20

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Sent Message: ?????????????????? 23:25

Received Message: so that we are even, puppy. 23:25

Sent Message: you are insane 23:26

Received Message: is that why i just heard how wet you are? 23:30

Sent Message: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! 23:31

Received Message: can you bring me a red bull, pup? when you go to work. please 11:09

Sent Message:fuck you 11:11

and yes, i will bring you the one you left at home. tart as well, mon chou? 11:11

Received Message: thank you pupyyyyyyy 11:12

good girl, schatje 11:12

Sent Message: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:15

Received Message: 11:17

you 11:17

Sent Message: GO!!!!!!!!!!! AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:20

you are DERANGED 11:20

Received Message:didnt hear any complains this morning pup, did i? 11:22

Sent Message: 11:24

omw >:( 11:30

Sent Message: 16:17

Received Message: you are not posting that on insta. 16:18

Sent Message: creep. 16:19

what about this one 16:21

Received Message: no. 16:22

Sent Message: creep!!!!! 16:23

pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16:24

hah!!! i win!!! 16:27

Received Message: be good and you can have this, mutt. 16:33

Received Message:come to my room 16:36

Received Message:charlie 13:09

what is this 13:09

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Sent Message: whaaaat 13:10

you dont want me to post cute pics of myself because of the "creeps", so i posted the only creep i know gets off on me, non? 13:10

that way the other creeps know i have a deranged one at home, mon maxie 13:11

Received Message: charles!!!!!! your mother follows your instagram!!!!!!!! what will she think of this??????? 13:11

Sent Message: maman knows she has a breautiful, smart, pretty whore of a daughter 13:12

did you know, before maman and papa got together maman was also a bit of a slut? she said she is glad her daughter is like her, but she is even gladder i cant get pregnant from my... how did she put it? ah! whorish ways 13:13

Received Message, replying to:You
did you know, before maman and papa got together maman was also a bit of a slut? she said she is glad her daughter is like her, but she is even gladder i cant get pregnant from my... how did she put it? ah! whorish ways
you were a virgin, schatje... 13:13

my maxieeee 😽
you were a virgin schatje...
also i can get you pregnant. dont be a brat now. 13:13

charles... i didnt give you my password for you to post this... 13:18

Sent Message: not my fault. ive seen the femmes in your requests who try to get your attention. they need to know you are already trying to get another one pregnant and that they dont have a chance. 13:19

Received Message: you are such a jealous dog, my god. 13:20

should put a muzzle on you maybe... 13:20

get you a matching pink leash... or do you want the ferrari red one? 13:20

Sent Message: you are so MEAN 13:21

red please... 13:21

Received Message: good pup 13:22

Sent Message:want to see what i found at the sh store, mon chou? 16:19

Received Message:ofc puppy 16:19

did pierre help in any way or is he still useless? 16:19

Sent Message, replying to:my maxieeee 😽
did pierre help in any way or is he still useless?
useless gay!!!!! found himself some ugly shirts and smth cute for yuki and estie 16:20

humph 16:20

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anyway 16:20

for you 16:21

also for you. fitting if you ask me 16:22

Received Message: not my fault you are begging me to breed you, pup 16:22

Replying to: You
for you
WHAT THE FUCK???????? HOW??????????? 16:22

Sent Message:i dont know why you are surprised. you saw me pray to Aphrodite this morning before i left, mon chou 16:24

Replying to: my maxieeee 😽
not my fault you are begging me to breed you, pup
perv 16:24

mine 16:25

mine 16:25

et la pièce de résistance, mon chou!!!!!!!!!!!! 16:26

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16:26

Received Message: hhsadslkdfnanlncaxlidjildnoi 16:28

did you take that in the changing room?????????? wtf 16:28

Sent Message: where else should i have taken it, mon chou:( 16:30

Received Message: brat. 16:31

pasta for dinner? 16:40

dont bring any tarts for dessert 16:40

Sent Message:rude!!!! 16:41

Received Message: danny told me to tell you to keep your claws in check because my back looks as if ive been having sex with a rabid dog 14:47

Sent Message: why is daniel looking at your back. why can see it through the top you had on. are you naked? 14:56

Received Message: schatje, i was wearing a tank top under the hoodie you got me. i got hot and took it off. of course he saw your marks 14:57

Sent Message:15:00

Received Message:now now, pup, dont be sad 15:00

daniel just wanted to tease me because he knows my femme is a bit insane 15:00

Sent Message, replying to:my maxieeee 😽
daniel just wanted to tease me because he knows my femme is a bit insane
as if you are any better, mr i can get you pregnant i just have to keep trying because one day it will stick 😠 15:02

leo is also sad because you left without giving him a kiss!!!! 15:03

Received Message: i gave you both kisses before i left, schatje. you were asleep, but i did 15:04

Sent Message: liar!!!!!! 15:05

Received Message: behave, mutt. 15:10

Sent Message: what do i get out of it? humph 15:11

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Sent Message: jhadjsojaas FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15:16

Received Message:needy puppy. daddy will do that when she gets home, yes? 15:16

Sent Message: .... yes daddy 15:20

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Received Message: cute 15:22

Sent Message: 01:09

Received Message: us? 01:10

Sent Message: yes!!!!!! 01:12

Received Message: cute 01:12

i also have a photo of us 01:12

wanna see, pup? 01:13

Sent Message: yes please, daddy 01:13

Received Message: good girl 01:13

01:15

us, right? 01:15

Sent Message: no!!!!!!!!!!! 01:16

Received Message: no 01:17

is this not you also? 01:18

Sent Message: nooooooooooooooooooo 01:20

Received Message:so you dont want to try the collar with me then? 01:25

charlie? 01:30

did you fall asleep? 01:40

sweet dreams, puppy <3 01:43

Received Message: want the pic i took of you, baby? 20:26

Sent Message:yes please, daddy 20:26

Received Message: such a polite puppy. 20:26

there you go, pretty puppy 20:27

Sent Message: thank you, daddy 20:30

Received Message: you are very welcome, sweet puppy 20:30

Received Message: charles... why do i smell smoke? 09:58

Sent Message: dont come in the kitchen maxie.... 10:00

Received Message: charles.... baby do we still have a kitchen at least? 10:00

Sent Message: fuck youuuu 10:00

we do >:( 10:00

i just burnt the stroopwafels i wanted to make you :( 10:01

Received Message: schatje, why did you try to make me stroopwafels 10:01 Sent Message: you said you were craving them!! and that you missed your home!!! so i wanted to do something nice for you :( it was stupid, i know 10:02

Received Message: you are... so sweet, baby 10:03

i will come help you rn, dont move 10:03

Sent Message: okayyyyy 10:04

Received Message:do you have a preference for the restaurant? 15:27

Sent Message:?? 15:27

restaurant?? for what??

Received Message: for the date? 15:28

Sent Message: you are going on a date??? with who?????? 15:30

and no, sorry i dont know any restaurants. 15:30

what even is a restaurant? 15:30

Received Message: i am going on a date with you? 15:31

i asked you after you squirted all over my face two days ago, puppy 15:31

Sent Message: no 15:32

Received Message:yes 15:32

Sent Message: you didnt 15:33

Received Message: i did 15:33

Sent Message: no 15:34

Received Message: dont be a brat now, charles 15:34

Sent Message: fuck you 15:34

you are so mean 15:35

Received Message: so you dont want to go on a date with me? 15:35

Sent Message: fuck you max emilia verstappen. 15:36

we are going to gigi's. they have good pasta there. 15:36

Received Message: yeah i know, i already made a reservation there lol 15:37

Sent Message: then why?????? did you ask me?????? about a restaurant???????? 15:37

Received Message: to be certain you wanted gigi's, duuh 15:38

Sent Message: fuck!!!!!! 15:39

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15:39

Received Message: after our date, puppy 😼 15:40

Sent Message: 15:42

Received Message: yes yes, you are very pretty. thank you for flirting with me, puppy 15:43

Sent Message: pierrot says we are dumb and that weve been dating for a while now. is that true? 23:06

Received Message: baby, i am constantly trying to get you pregnant. we said i love you. i call you my femme. you sleep with me like every other night. yes, we are dating. 23:07

Sent Message: oh... 23:08

i am coming to your room rn 23:08

Received Message: kissed you and leo both before leaving for class!!!! 06:27

i love you 06:27

see you later schatje!! 06:28