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guess whos back or uh back in the past😼 this story starts on june 2nd, 1992, better known as the start of summer vacation. ALL the kids were going to ALL the cool places, six flags, disney land, little saint james, and of course gardenview. a place where you can meet your favourite tv show characters? thats literally the one reason why so many kids go there. and not for the learning. fuck the learning.
the reason why the story starts on the second and not the first was simple. huge event. actually wait no it was MASSIVE. vees gameshow had a special event where 5 lucky kids in gardenview got to play and and win prizes like it was a shitty nickelodeon live show. the kids were thrilled and piled around her stage as they waited for her to step into view. also did i tell you that this is live television. anyway vee steps out onto the stage, the curtains still closed.
”𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈!!! 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎!” vee boomed, the microphone perfectly making her voice louder with virtually no feedback to the rest of the external sound system and vees own system (that happened before.) the rest of the month would be so fucking miserable for the poor girl.
“𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚑 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝟻 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠!”
the curtains open dramatically, spotlight shining onto 5 kids that were specially chosen for the game. why? because they all have something in common, two things actually:
they can keep fucking still
they can keep fucking quiet
”…𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜…!”
they all awkwardly wave except for one of them, a 12 year old im gonna call edmond cause edmondx. he jumped up and down and stuck his tongue out right when the camera panned towards him, and all this on live tv. wow. anyway by the time he was done doing his whole ass ordeal he went right back to standing still and grinning like an idiot.
the crowd was loud with excitement, some friends of the contestants screaming for them, but of course there were people in there that didnt quite like something about the show. they didnt like it that they werent chosen for the show. an example of an envious kid was a bitch whose name is tiffany. why did author choose that name? because tiffany sounds like a bitchy name.
she was fucking livid from that. “this must be all vees fault! its like she doesnt like me! im smart! im the smartest in this room even!” yeah well you apparently arent smart enough to think through the next thing that youre gonna do.
the stage wasnt high enough for a child to not be able to climb on top of it, so tiffany here climbed right on top as vee looked at a different side of the audience, and-
CRACK OR LIKE SHATTER OR WHATEVER
vee got tackled down, and what was going on live television was basically a grown ass woman getting beaten the shit out of by a 9 year old girl. tiffany pulled at one of vees antennae, the rubber covering of the very thin and delicate wires breaking apart until-
edmond, like the fucking goat he is, pulls tiffany away from vee and restrained her until vees toon handler came running in, along with a security guard, taking away tiffany. the cameras were cut, but out of not wanting the whole audience to end up sad and not getting their money back, vee decided to still continue with the gameshow. she went backstage for a little while, and came back out after a while with some electrical tape covering the ripped bits of her antenna covering.
“𝙾-𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎… 𝚆𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜! 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢! 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚜,”
“𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝚆𝙸𝙽!!”
she pressed a button on her microphone-tail whatchumacallitthingy, pulling another set of curtains away to reveal a giant screen, flashy lights and all. im gonna skip the game segment cause this isnt about vees gameshow its about finn and shrimpo robbing a persons house.
unfortunately, edmond didnt win first prize, but he did win second prize which was a nintendo 64 with a copy of mario 64 and a 6 month free admission card for gardenview. first prize was 300 dollars and the same card. and he also got lifetime admission for stopping tiffany from vees toon handler and also a nice little letter from vee herself.