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Nezu has started a group chat
Nezu: Welcome everyone!
Midnight: Group chat?
Kirishima: Oh hey the teachers are here
Tape boy: Us too
King Explosion Murder: We can see that!
Monoma: Great 1A's here
Vlad King: Don't forget the teachers are here as well, Monoma.
Aizawa: @Nezu what's this about?
Nezu: I have decided with Hound Dog that we should make a group chat for students to share their concerns and for teachers to provide advice based on their experiences.
Hound Dog: Think of it as a group therapy session but less intense because it's a group chat. People find it easier to share when they're not actually there.
Alien Queen: Oh yeah that sounds like a good idea.
Mineta: Totally isn't weird at all.
Earphone Jack: How exactly are we supposed to do this?
Nezu: Just speak up if you want to share something, whether you're a teacher or a student. But I will go first today since it's my idea.
Recovery Girl: Fair enough.
Nezu: Welcome to your life
Nezu: There's no turning back
Eternal Darkness: Ominous
Nezu: Even while we sleep
Nezu: We will find you
Nezu: Acting on your best behavior
Presentation Microphone: Is this confirmation that he does have cameras all over the school to spy on us?
Shoto: What?
Midoriya: What?
All Might: What?
Nezu: Turn your back on mother nature. Everybody wants to rule the world
Recovery Girl: ...oh
Power Loader: Suzenji? What's wrong?
Recovery Girl: I know what Nezu's talking about
Nezu: It's my own design
Nezu: It's my own remorse.
Invisible Girl: What's he talking about Recovery Girl?
Recovery Girl: ...The experiments.
Nezu: Help me to decide
Nezu: Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure
Recovery Girl: You youngsters take freedom for granted. Not that long ago a lot of us couldn't enjoy the same things you do today and you don't even think about it.
Kendo: ...she's not wrong...
Nezu: Nothing ever lasts forever
Nezu: Everybody wants to rule the world
Midoriya: He doesn't actually mean everybody does he?
King Explosion Murder: It's a metaphor you idiot!
Nezu: There's a room where the light won't find you
Nezu: Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
Nezu: When they do, I'll be right behind you
Electricity Lightning: Guys the principal's being scary again...
Nezu: So glad we've almost made it
Thirteen: 'Almost'?
Nezu: So sad they had to fade it
Nezu: Everybody wants to rule the world
Nezu: Everybody wants to rule the world
Nezu: Everybody wants to rule... the world.
Shoto: ...
Koda: ...
Manga: ...
Nezu: Anyway that was our first technically a group therapy session. What do you think?
Eternal Darkness: I have a newfound respect for our principal and his inner darkness.
Aizawa: Of course you do...
Nezu: Anyway that's it for today! Tomorrow same time someone else can speak up! Have a nice day!
Can't Stop Twinkling: You too, AO3 readers!