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There were many mistakes here. Akane might say the first one was blowing up when she'd made the curry that Ranma liked, even though it was the only meal she could make that Ranma actually enjoyed. Genma would say it's his irresponsible son's fault. Nodoka, that it's Genma's fault for not raising their son right. Kasumi could have said it all started the first time Ranma and Akane didn't talk through their problems. Tendo Soun might say it all began because he wasn't capable of teaching his daughter properly. Nabiki, on the other hand, would say it all started when patriarchal society instilled behavioral standards that repress emotions, without noticing that the problem is actually structural; the impositions on Akane about what it means to be a woman in a marriage were the real culprit, and if they'd just accept that they're lesbians, life would be so much easier for both of them. Then, to make herself more convincing, she'd take a Pocky in her hands, point toward the horizon with the solemnity of a university professor, and exhale smoke that was really just her own breath.
But Ranma wasn't sure. Everything had happened way too fast to understand what was going on, and when she tried to sort out her thoughts, she found they seemed to scatter like leaves swept along by a current moving faster than she could keep up with. Oh, crap. Her eyelids, as heavy as they could possibly feel, moved to the uneven rhythm of her heartbeat while her blue eyes scanned the faces of every member of her family one by one. There was something different. Something weird. Something that seemed so obvious to everyone else it was almost insulting that she was the only one who couldn't figure it out.
"Ranma, are you okay?"
"Well... 'Sumi, about as okay as a girl can be after her girlfriend clocks her with a frying pan..."
Everyone was staring at Ranma like she'd just announced she was the Empress of Japan, and the collective expression was so immediate that even she ended up feeling uncomfortable under those gazes.
"Okay, this is awkward. Why're y'all looking at me like that?"
"A?"
"Girl?"
The question made Ranma's eyes roll. Ranma's speech was feminine, something really weird considering she usually overplayed her masculinity most of the time, like she'd spent years and years playing a role so familiar that no one could remember where the performance ended and the person began.
"Who's he?" Kasumi asked, worried the hit had changed something in Ranma.
"Uncle Soun."
"And her?"
"The sword lady."
"And him?"
"An orangutan."
"Yeah, everything's fine."
"My son forgot me!" Genma and Nodoka cried out in unison, though in very different tones.
"I'd never forget you, Mom."
The laugh that came with the answer seemed a little sharper than usual, and before she could overthink it, Ranma stepped closer to hug her mother. The surprise was mutual. Nodoka hadn't expected such a spontaneous show of affection, and Ranma didn't seem to have planned it either, but both ended up letting themselves be carried by the moment. As she held her son in her arms, Nodoka found herself caught in an awkward intersection between the pride she felt hearing him call Akane his girlfriend, the satisfaction of seeing how much he'd matured, and a strange uncertainty that remained lodged in some corner of her mind no matter how much she tried to push it away.
"And me, boy?"
"Ah! A talking monkey!"
The laughter burst across the room and spread fast, dragging with it some of the tension that had built up over the last few minutes. Everyone started laughing, except Nabiki, who lingered there a moment longer after the others began to drift away, watching Ranma with a thoughtful expression that didn't seem to share the lightness of the rest.
"Seriously, are we just gonna ignore the initial question...? Nah, nothing's gonna happen."
Nobody thought too hard about it. The family had a long and distinguished tradition of ignoring potentially alarming events as long as they weren't causing visible fires or destroying the house at that exact moment. Everyone got up and went on with the rest of the morning, filing the incident away as another of the many oddities that came with daily life for the Saotomes and the Tendos. The change, however, started to show itself a few minutes later, while Ranma continued her routine alongside Akane. Both of them were cooling down after training, and the demands they placed on their bodies were far too great to let them skip even the most basic exercises.
"So, Akane?"
Ranma's legs rested on the back of her neck while she balanced on her arms, a posture that would've looked ridiculous for anyone else and perfectly normal for her.
"Yeah?" Akane answered, stretching her arm.
"Look... I didn't mean to ruin it. I know you took forever makin' it and... well... I guess I did go too far."
Akane blinked once, then again. The sentence took several seconds to fully settle into her brain.
"You're apologizing?"
"Don't make that face, it's annoying. You gonna accept my apology or not?"
Akane let out a sigh.
"Fine, Ranma... it's not the first time it's happened."
"No, it's not fine. We're a couple. I should appreciate the effort you put in for me. What do you say we make the curry again... together? Yeah? But this time without trying to kill me."
For a moment, Akane was reasonably convinced she'd just suffered some kind of brain damage. Not a serious one, maybe something small, just enough to alter her perception of reality. Something had changed. Sure, Ranma had a feminine way of talking, but that by itself wasn't especially weird. After all, she'd spent a while now switching between identities, voices, behaviors, and appearances. But wanting to fix things peacefully was a whole different phenomenon. This wasn't just unusual. This was so unlikely it bordered on supernatural. Part of Akane even felt a certain nostalgia for the conflict. Not because she liked the fights, but because the arguing, the denial, the stubbornness were such regular elements with Ranma that they felt strangely comforting. Still, since he'd given in and seemed to have surrendered willingly, she decided to accept the victory with all possible dignity.
"Come on, Ranma, I didn't hit you that hard."
The response was immediate. Ranma tilted her head slightly and gazed at her with a tenderness so natural that Akane felt a shiver run down her spine. Before she could brace herself, Ranma completely invaded her personal space and got close enough that Akane forgot how several fundamental parts of her organism worked. The heat rushed to her face so fast it seemed to be trying to compete with an industrial boiler.
"Akane, you okay?"
Akane nodded right away, absolutely red and way too busy trying to avoid spontaneous combustion to pay attention to anything else. All the questions that had started surfacing just seconds earlier vanished from her mind with alarming efficiency. She simply began to follow Ranma, who walked ahead of her with a calm smile and a confidence that was hard to describe. As they walked, Akane noticed something different in the way she moved. Maybe it was her posture. Maybe it was the way she distributed her body weight. Perhaps there was a new softness in certain gestures. It wasn't a radical transformation, because Ranma had always possessed a certain natural grace even when she tried to appear rough, but that quality seemed to have become more evident, like a melody that suddenly emerges when the background noise fades away.
When they got to the kitchen was where the situation started to become genuinely unsettling. Ranma patiently let her know when she grabbed the wrong ingredient, and she did it without mockery, without sarcastic comments, and without any of the little provocations that normally accompanied every interaction between them. What's more, she explained the mistakes calmly, as if she were genuinely interested in helping her. While she cut the vegetables with precision and Akane added the grated apple to the pot for the roux, Ranma gave her a particularly beautiful smile. Akane's reaction was to blush immediately while trying to decide if she was dreaming, if she'd fallen victim to some weird magic trick of Shampoo's, or if she'd accidentally inhaled some hallucinogenic substance during training. No explanation seemed satisfactory. The presence of Kasumi and Nodoka watching them from the doorway with identical expressions of surprise ended up being the most solid evidence that this was really happening and that she wasn't the only one seeing it. With a growing sense of bewilderment, Akane picked up one of the jars of curry powder as she began to wonder how much longer she could keep pretending that all of this was perfectly normal.
"No, not like that." Ranma's hands took hold of her wrist with surprising naturalness, and Akane felt every muscle in her body tense up. It wasn't like Ranma had never touched her before. They had fought, trained, and shared an absurd amount of compromising situations over the years. But this was different. There was no competition, no challenge, no argument waiting at the end of the gesture. The correction was gentle, calm, and strangely careful. "First we need the measurement."
"I've made good curry before, Ranma!"
Ranma shot her a sharp look. It wasn't particularly severe, but it was enough for Akane to shrink just a little under that silent scrutiny and feel the correction even before hearing it.
"Okay, acceptable curry."
"Well... I mean... it's not like you cook horribly all the time. Sometimes you make good stuff. And I... I mean, you... I just wanna enjoy a meal. Besides... in the future we're gonna live together and you'd better be able to cook something too for when I get sick."
Okay, this is weird, Akane thought as she watched Ranma with growing incredulity, because that conversation seemed to be taking place in a parallel reality where apologies showed up before arguments and where Ranma talked about the future like it was something simple and natural. "Alright, Ranma! Explain yourself! Why?"
Ranma stepped back.
"Why... what?"
"Why are you being all—" the girl swept her hand over Ranma, gesturing at her body "—mushy?"
"I... I don't get it."
Akane rolled her eyes and went back to the preparation with help from the very same person who was causing all her doubts, while Ranma kept giving her those unbearably warm smiles that seemed to exist for the sole purpose of disarming her defenses. In the end, they kept cooking in a relatively comfortable silence. It wasn't the tense silence after a fight, nor the awkward silence of two people unable to understand each other. It was a strange stillness that seemed to arise when neither of them knew exactly what to say.
When they finished, a pleasant fragrance covered the entire kitchen. The aroma was rich, spicy, and balanced in a way that made even Akane feel proud of the result. It was then that they discovered Nodoka and Kasumi weren't the only ones watching. The whole family was gathered at the doorway as if they were witnessing a historic event.
"Having fun?"
Ranma crossed her arms. There was something in that posture that reminded Akane of a mother scolding mischievous children, and the idea was so ridiculous that a smile ended up escaping her lips before she could contain it. She still distrusted the whole situation, but no longer with the same intensity. The bewilderment remained, though it was beginning to mix with something lighter.
Everyone turned around immediately and ran off. Even Nodoka and Kasumi joined the general retreat, though one person stayed frozen in place. Genma continued watching them for a few seconds with an expression that was hard to read. Maybe he was confused. Maybe he was trying to understand what he was seeing. Maybe he was just waiting for food. With Genma it was impossible to know. Ranma responded by rolling her eyes before ignoring him completely and turning her attention back to the plates, because the curry wasn't going to serve itself, and after all the effort invested, letting it get cold would have been a crime.
The curry had a pleasant aroma, even slightly different from Kasumi's. There were herbal notes that normally weren't present. Ranma had explained to Akane that to modify a dish, you first needed to understand its essence, a phrase that sounded profound but that Akane hadn't fully grasped because, if she was being completely honest with herself, she'd been far too distracted watching the way Ranma took her hand to correct a position or point out some detail during the preparation. Those contacts were brief and perfectly innocent, but that didn't stop her heart from reacting as if it were going through a national emergency.
The salad that accompanied the dish had a smooth, balanced texture. Ranma had explained to her that the combination of textures was just as important as the flavors and had then teased her about how Akane seemed convinced that every food had to be as crunchy as a rock. When Akane was about to protest, a cherry tomato ended up in front of her lips, and the interruption was so effective that she completely forgot what her argument was.
The truly worrying thing was that she was beginning to get used to all of it. Watching Ranma laugh at her produced a strangely soothing sensation, and in a way, it was nice to hear comments about how to improve a technique or how to balance a dish instead of receiving insults disguised as jokes. It was also nice to have someone tell her the food was good without immediately adding a criticism afterward. Even more unsettling was discovering how much Ranma's physical closeness affected her. The warmth of her body seemed to steal years off her life at an alarming rate, and every accidental brush came with the unpleasant impression that her heart had forgotten how to behave normally, which was why she tried not to analyze those reactions too much, because every time she did, she ended up nearing conclusions she preferred to keep carefully locked away.
There was something deeply seductive about this new version of Ranma. It wasn't a matter of appearance or particularly romantic words. It was the constant attention, the patience, the quiet confidence with which she seemed to move through the world, and the way she made even the smallest things feel important. When she saw the surprised faces of her entire family as they tried the food and reacted with completely genuine happiness, she discovered that the fear she'd felt all morning was starting to fade little by little, and for the first time since that strange transformation had begun, the possibility that everything might turn out okay stopped seeming impossible.
And while Akane wavered between the suspicion that this was too good to be true and the instinctive impulse to yell at her to get away, you pervert, the reality was that her own thoughts were starting to head in directions considerably more dangerous and considerably more rose-tinted than any of the ones Ranma seemed to harbor. That contradiction irritated her deeply, because while one part of her desperately searched for a rational explanation for everything that was happening, another seemed perfectly willing to accept the situation and enjoy it. The rest of the family watched the spectacle with a mix of fascination and reverent terror, as if they were witnessing a phenomenon so delicate that even a single word spoken in the wrong tone could shatter it forever. Everyone seemed to share that silent agreement, with one single exception.
"Boy, why are you acting like this?"
The person with the pigtail initially ignored her father. She took a piece of fish, put it whole into her mouth, and took all the time in the world to chew before answering, as if the question wasn't particularly urgent.
"What do you mean, old man? You're the one who taught me these manners."
"I mean why you're acting like a girl."
"Breaking News: I'm a girl, old man."
The effect of those words was immediate. All activity around the table came to a halt so absolute that it was hard to believe that just a second ago everyone had been eating. Chopsticks hung suspended in midair, bites were forgotten halfway to mouths, and conversations vanished so quickly that even the distant sound of a motorcycle crossing the street seemed to take on a disproportionate importance. The stillness stretched on for several seconds and reached a level of collective catatonia that would have been comical if everyone hadn't seemed too shocked to appreciate it. Everyone except Nabiki, who, to no one's surprise, finished chewing and swallowing before chiming in.
"Wow, Akane. You really outdid yourself this time."
The first to react was Genma. Slowly, and with an expression that lost color with each passing moment, he turned his face toward Nodoka. There was fear in that look. Not the physical fear he was used to after years of absurd training and impossible challenges, but the much simpler and much more human fear of someone who suspects he's about to receive an answer he doesn't want to hear.
"No-chan... are you going to say something?"
Nodoka stayed still for a few seconds. She lowered her gaze to the table, looked at the chopsticks between her fingers, and let out a long, weary sigh. Then she lifted her eyes toward her husband, then toward her son, and finally sighed again before getting up from her seat. She didn't utter a single word. She simply left the room and walked out of the house wrapped in a silence that proved far more unsettling than any speech.
Ranma followed her with her gaze until she disappeared from view. There was a faint sadness in her expression, a fleeting shadow that appeared as quickly as she tried to hide it. Still, she decided not to chase that feeling. There were too many things happening and too much accumulated exhaustion to start untangling her mother's thoughts as well.
“Ranma... sweetie” Kasumi interjected with the same gentleness someone might use to approach a frightened animal. “You're confused. You're a boy.”
The look Ranma gave Kasumi was full of surprise. It wasn't indignation. Or anger. There was something more complex, a mix of bewilderment and pain that made Akane feel an uncomfortable pang in her chest. It looked like the expression of someone who had just discovered that a truth they considered obvious was invisible to everyone else.
It was precisely at that moment that Genma made a decision as impulsive as it was stupid and threw the contents of his teacup over Ranma's head.
“What the—!”
The sentence died before it could finish. The sound of her own voice made Ranma freeze. There was something deeply wrong with it. It wasn't a feminine voice. It was a voice too deep, so far from the one she had felt should be true that it was almost sickening to her own ears. The shock was so intense that she tried to stand up too fast. A sudden dizziness hit her at once and the world seemed to tilt beneath her feet. Her body swayed, she lost her balance, and fell back to the floor before she could recover.
“Aaaaaaaaaah!”
Without waiting for explanations or answering questions, Ranma bolted toward the bathroom while the rest of the family watched the scene with increasingly defeated expressions. Nabiki took another bite of salad, chewed calmly, and gazed in the direction Ranma had vanished before shrugging slightly.
“Yeah, that makes sense.”