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Karasu:

Yo reo slide me some airpods i need new ones

i know u probably got a drawer full of them

 

Reo:

no

 

Otoya:

Greedy ahh mf

 

Karasu:

Nah word

watch who u call ur homie

 

Otoya:

Watch who you call ya brotha

 

Shidou:

Watch who you call ur brodie

You see how i caught that reference

i am so goated

 

Bachira:

Didn't everyone catch the reference??

 

Niko:

actually no

some people arent on tiktok like there on life support like you

 

Blue lock high school where the soccer team takes everything way too seriously and there group chat is an absolute disaster. Instead of focusing on classes, the soccer crew is completely wrapped up in messy situation ships, endless drama, petty rumors and...
Your just gonna have to read it to find out the rest

Notes:

This story is officially set in an American high school because, quite frankly, I am way too lazy to do the deep dive research required for a proper Japanese school setting. I don't know how their club systems, uniform rules, or exams work, but I do know how normal American high schools works, so we are running with that.

Also I did have an account before with the same user but deleted it so if you remember me you a real one.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: SAY YOU SWEARRRR😭

Chapter Text

The Tuffest Soccer Gc

 

 

 

Karasu: 

word to everything i love

whoever stole my airpods i am going to fucking kill you.

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

I mean, you could always take a walk down the street, there’s always like five different guys on the corner who will sell you "AirPods" out of a backpack for $20.

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

lmfao

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Isagi end ur life please

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

nty i decline

i love my life

 

 

 

 

Bachira:

I love you too isagi😘

 

 

 

Isagi:

I dont think i was talking to you..

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

Ooo feisty

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

omggggg

 

 

 

 

Bachira:

why is he here bru

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

can you like disappear

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

You see how i did nothing wrong

but you have an issue with me

 

 

 

 

Bachira:

You tried to fight isagi

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

A WHILE AGO???

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

But still?

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

The past is in the past

I am a new person

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

say you swear

SAY

YOU

SWEARRRRRR

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

ong can yall stfu

blowing up my phone and shi

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Mind u theres a whole mute button for a reason?

😂😂😂

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

And if i dont want to use it??

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

Then dont complain...

Simples as that

 

 

 

 

Charles:

Ouuuuuu

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

MY BOY CHARLES???

 

 

 

 

Charles:

MY DADDY SHIDOU??

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Ayooo?????

So nobody has anything to say to that???

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

What are we supposed to say gang

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

ur mom

WAIT THAT WAS FUNNY I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

😐

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Yeah no otoya ima have to sit out with you on this one

embarrassing yourself infront of the huzz

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

L mans

L mans

L manssssss

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Can yall stop spamming

Nagi's trynna sleep

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

So nobody knows what tf the mute button is??

ns reo

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Yo reo slide me some airpods i need new ones

i know u probably got a drawer full of them

 

 

 

 

Reo:

no

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

Greedy ahh mf

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Nah word

watch who u call ur homie

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

Watch who you call ya brotha

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

Watch who you call ur brodie

You see how i caught that reference

i am so goated

 

 

 

 

Bachira:

Didn't everyone catch the reference??

 

 

 

 

Niko:

actually no

some people arent on tiktok like there on life support like you

 

 

 

 

Barou:

nah word

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Who invited broski✌️😭

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Aint even know barou was in this gc

 

 

 

 

Barou:

Do I not go to the same highschool as you guys????

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Yeah..

but your not really friends with anyone here

NO SHADE

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Who even invited you gang?😭

 

 

 

 

Barou:

Aryu

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

ofc it was his boyfriend

 

 

 

 

Barou:

Not my boyfriend???

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Why you lying?

You guys obviously like each other

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Exactly

nothing to hide

 

 

 

 

Barou:

All of you can go die

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

If i did i think sendou would go depressed

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

kyskyskyskyskyskysssss

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Oh yeah forgot about you people

 

 

 

 

Bachira:

Nah fr theres so many people in this gc i cant even recall all of them

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Whole bunch of nobodies

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

Nah fr

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Your one of them btw...

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

We should all hang out one dayyyy

 

 

 

Reo:

As in all you mean ME, you, isagi, chigiri, bachira, and nagi???

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

idrk abt the nagi part

 

 

 

 

Reo:

stfu

he goes everywhere i go

hes my boyfriend

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

Sounds more like a dog to me

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Puppyboy nagi???

That sounds cute

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

Ofc it does to you

just nasty

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

mind you it was not THAT funny

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Just laughing to laugh

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Just hot breathe drifting out of your mouth

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

YALL ARE FRYING MEEEEEE

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

wowowowowowow

sendou literally insulted your bf

and yall are targetting me

ok bet

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

dont drag me into ur drama

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

YOU LITERALLY

ok

ok

bet

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

speaking of pubbyboys

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR EVERYONE

PUPPYBOYS OR CATBOYS???

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Puppyboysssughhhh

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Puppyboys!

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

yall dont know ball

CATBOYS

 

 

 

 

isagi:

both

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

Ofc you two-timing bitch

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

STOP TALKING TO MEEE

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

Puppyboys!!

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

Catboys.

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

But i see ness more as a puppyboy??

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

ME 22222

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

when tf did i say i was referring to ness when i said that

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Ouuuuu @Ness

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Chigiri ur messy asfff

 

 

 

 

Ness:

Micha's just joking

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Say you swear

 

 

 

 

Yukimiya:

I am blind but at least i am not THAT blind

 

 

 

Barou:

Upsetting that i have to agree with shidou

but catboys

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

YOU SEE WHAT I MEANNNN

LIKE IMAGINE SAE AS A CATBOY

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

ohhh nty

 

 

 

 

Reo:

God forbid

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

LMAOOO

 

 

 

 

Charles:

Nah @Rin why is your brother catching strays

 

 

 

 

Rin:

Thats not my business

and hes not my brother

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Still in your emo phase?

type shi

type shi

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

WAIT YUKIMIYA IS HERE

HEYYYY

 

 

 

 

Yukimiya:

Your kinda late

but hey

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

fagssssssssss

kyskyskyskys

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Dont you do the same thing with ness?

or maybe its just ness bc yall's relationship is kinda one sided

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

What relationship

we dont got a relationship

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

Ouuuuu shi

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

word to everything ness idk how u can put up with him

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

Nah fr i would have been slimed him out

 

 

 

 

Ness:

Bc hes the loml

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

with the way hes talking, u would think hes despises you

 

 

 

 

Ness:

Can you guys just stop worrying about our relationship its our business not yours

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

Idk about the relationship part...

 

 

 

 

Reo:

BRO KAISER STOP

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

What am I doing???

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Ness find someone better ong

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

Your one to talk as if your not trying to date bachira and rin at the same time

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

Nahhhh cause me personally I would never take that

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

WHATTT NAHHH THIS IS GLAZE

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

How is it glaze if its true

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

SHUT UP YOU AND YOUR NASTY BOYFRIEND CAN LEAVEEEEE

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

Werent you literally flirting with kaiser last month..?

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

WHAT?????? I RATHER KMSSSSS

I CANT MAKE FRIENDS ANYMOREEEE????

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

I thought you hated him????

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Just like shidou said the past is in the past

 

 

 

 

Reo:

The past is in the past but when coach partners you up with him for warm ups you throw a tantrum??😭

 

 

 

 

Charles: NAHHH WORD

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Why am i getting glazed back and forthhhh

Like i know you all want me but like chill

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Oh who is you😭😭😭

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

I am just fine like that

Let me drop my skincare routine rn

step 1-Toner

 

 

 

 

Aiku:

Nah bc why is isagi trying to change the subject

istg he has flirted with everyone while being in a situationship with rin and bachira

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed that

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Oooo

I would never flirt with you aiku....

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

So you just admitted to it??

I am confused😭😭

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

I WAS MAKING A JOKEEEE

I CANT MAKE JOKES ANYMORE

LIKE WHAT CAN I DO IN THIS GC

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

lying head ahh

 

 

 

 

Rin:

Mhm.

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

I actually hope something unfortunate happens to all of you

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

You look unfortunate

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Your boyfriend

 

 

 

 

Kaiser:

haha

ur so funny

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Thanks i know

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

Hey I dont think we should be making fun of ness

 

 

 

 

Reo:

Nah fr what would yall do in his situation??

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Leave kaiser???

Tf???

 

 

 

 

Otoya:

Nah fr

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

I miss sae

sae come back

 

 

 

 

Sendou:

He does NOT want to talk to you

 

 

 

 

Shidou:

Sae come backk please

 

 

 

 

Barou:

SHUT UP

I am busy and you guys keep texting

 

 

 

 

Rin:

Nobody asked

 

 

 

 

Hiori:

What are you even doing barou??

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

Aryu

probably

😭😭

 

 

 

 

Aryu:

Yea he is

 

 

 

 

Chigiri:

BYEEEEE

THE WAY ARYU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

 

 

 

 

Karasu:

The cherry on top

 

 

 

 

Aryu:

Barou's on top of me as we speak

 

 

 

 

Barou:

No i am not

I am at the gym??

 

 

 

 

Isagi:

BYEEEEE I AM GOING TFFFF TO SLEEP

 

 

 

 

Reo:

LMAOOOOO