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jill hollander @hollanderlover
WAKE UP SHANE HOLLANDER NATION. LEAKED SHANE TEXTS JUST DROPPED
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→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
this is such a huge violation of privacy what the fuck??→elizabeth @metros4life
wtf????
sita @sitafie
if I had a nickel for every time a top MLH player had their texts leaked, id have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot of nickels but it's kind of odd it happened twice
shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
all the text chains are… illuminating… but the Shane-Hayden-Jackie chat? they say "i love you" like DAILY. their chat name is "Pike-Anders". I AM NOT OKAY
[THREE SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Jackie: good luck today my favorite boys <3
Jackie: i love you both so much!!
Hayden: Love you
Shane: Love you!
–
Shane: Happy anniversary ❤️
Shane: Love you both so much
Jackie: we love you too!
Hayden: Love you ❤️
–
Hayden: I love you both
Hayden: So grateful to have you both in my life
Shane: Aww love you too Hayds
Jackie: love this family 🥰❤️
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
UM???→kayla price @kaylaprice3
wait the shaydens were right???→dana 🌝 @danatots
shayden is not real… its been pikeander all along 🥺🫶→go metros bitch @kellyinmontrealll
never thought id be a throuple shipper but this shit is cute as hell
ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
genuinely idk what the big deal is about the pikeander texts? like they tell each other i love you… ok??? that's a healthy friendship
→Kyle Dune @kyledune
maybe it's normal for girl friends but def not guys…→jake bell in m t l @jakemtl24
@kyledune it's healthy masculinity to tell your friends you love them!!→Kyle Dune @kyledune
@jakemtl24 even if the friend is your bros wife?? lmao
hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
they clearly have something special! love seeing such a close friendship like this is so cute and we know shane isn't seeing anyone, but he has Hayden and Jackie as his family 🥺
→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
THE GROUP CHAT NAME IS "PIKE-ANDERS" THIS IS NOT PLATONIC
maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
wait is Shane co-parenting the pike kids???????
[TWO SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Shane: So sorry for the last minute but I won't be able to pick the kids up after school this week, had a last minute brand deal come up and I have to fly to NY
Shane: Are either of you able?
Shane: If not I'll ask my dad to drive up
Jackie: i'll get em! no worries love
Shane: Thanks Jackie! I'll trade you for morning pickups some other week ❤️
–
Shane: Can you add the week of August 1 as another blocked week?
Mom: No problem. I thought Lily was going to be out of town then though?
Shane: Yeah, but Hayden and I will be watching the kids while Jackie does a girls trip.
Mom: Got it. Be sure to bring them for a visit! I want to see my grandbabies!
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP→dana 🌝 @danatots
im getting real confused here→dana 🌝 @danatots
why would shane be coparenting the pike kids??→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
it takes a village people!!!!! let friends step up when they can jesus not everything is about your ships→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
who's lily? does shane have a gf?→go metros bitch @kellyinmontrealll
@shanesfreckles he has a gf and a bf. jackie and hayden→kayla price @kaylaprice3
ok so… who's lily?
shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
the text leaks are the gift that keeps on giving WDYM SHANE IS THE FATHER OF HAYDEN'S CHILDREN??? #shaydenreal
[THREE SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Hayden: So we agree that Arthur is Shane's kid, right?
Shane: For sure, Jackie and I had a crazy night 9 months before he was born lmao
Jackie: fun times 😉
–
Hayden: Arthur just organized all of his legos by color and size
Hayden: He's just like his father lol
Shane: Hahaha wdym I would never…
[IMG: Shane as a kid, sitting next to a pile of toys organized by color and size]
Jackie: LOL
Jackie: your genetics run strong 😂
–
Jackie:
[IMG: a pile of shirt tags, clearly ripped off from a toddler's t-shirts]
Shane: It took my parents years to figure out the tag thing lol
Shane: He's going to be much happier now ❤️
Hayden: Like father like son 🥰
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
wait WHAT→elizabeth @metros4life
IS ARTHUR SHANE HOLLANDERS KID???→Kyle Dune @kyledune
pike lets his captain fuck his wife 😂😂😂→maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
IM DYINJDLSAJFL'DSAJLFK
shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
PLEASE. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PICTURE OF ARTHUR PIKE.
→dana 🌝 @danatots
did you mean Arthur Holland- [GUNSHOTS]→maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
I've been digging too. Nothing.→Melissaaaa @haydensotherwife
the Pikes are super careful about not letting pics of their kids get online. not sure how they manage it with all the games Jackie takes the kids to
Johnny @gometros2424242424
since when does anyone care about Hayden Pike lmao
→Kyle Dune @kyledune
SINCE SHANE HOLLANDER FUCKS HIS WIFE→elizabeth @metros4life
since the pike-hollander throuple thing???→Johnny @gometros2424242424
this is what i get for spending the week offline
Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
Hi, everyone. Obviously it's a huge violation of my privacy to have my texts leaked online, please stop sharing those.
And, please leave Jackie, Hayden and the Pike kids alone. We are close friends and family. I love the kids, but I am not father to any of them. Proud to be their Uncle Shane. Thanks.
*Hayden Pike ✅ retweeted*
→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
aww this is really sweet. we love you shane!→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
mmmhhhmmmmmm→Kyle Dune @kyledune
kind of a legend move to fuck your teammate's wife. if it were anyone but pike they'd be out for blood but pike just lets him lol→elizabeth @metros4life
WE NEED MORE INFO PLEASE WDYM SIR→maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
yeah….we believe you… sure…
hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
I was really curious about Lily so I did a search in the Pike-ander chats! I think Lily is Shane's girlfriend!
[FOUR SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Jackie: shane could you come over and watch the kids today
Jackie: my parents are dealing with a medical emergency and i need to get there
Hayden: I can stay if I need to but I want to be there for Jacks
Shane: No problem at all, I'll be there in 15
Shane: Can Lily babysit with me? She's gonna be in town in like an hour
Jackie: yes of course if you trust her we trust her
Jackie: THANK YOU love you babe
Shane: Love you too!
Hayden: Can't believe the kids get to meet Lily before us 😒
–
Hayden: The kids won't stop talking about Lily
Jackie: they loved her!!!! we can't wait to meet her shane
Shane: Soon, maybe!
Shane: We had a lot of fun today.
Shane: Glad the kids liked her.
Shane: Not surprised though, Lily is great with kids.
Hayden: Even Arthur is raving.
Shane: Lily listened to Arthur ramble about his lego world for ages.
Shane: I nearly died
Jackie: Of course Lily is good with Arthur. That's her boyfriend's son
Shane: 😂
–
Hayden: I want to meet her! I need to know she's good enough for you
Hayden: Let me vet her dude
Shane: I've known Lily longer than I've known you.
Shane: Lily and I have fucked in more cities than Jackie has even been to.
Shane: If anything, Lily needs to vet *you*
Hayden: Sorry WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!
Hayden: And we haven't met WHY??????????
Jackie: hayden, leave him alone
–
Jackie: the kids keep cheering for lily?? shane why didn't you tell us she'd be at the game today?
Jackie: is she sitting behind the ottawa bench??? they keep trying to point her out but I'm not sure who they're pointing to
[This message has been deleted]
Jackie: which is hilarious
Shane: Haha sorry just seeing this
Shane: Yes Lily was at the game
Shane: She was with work friends though
Shane: Not sure where she was sitting
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
omg WHO is lily??????!!! noooooooooo→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
ugh i tried so hard not to engage with the leaks but the lore is too good 😭😭 please forgive me shane→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
"Lily and I have fucked in more cities than jackie has even been to" SHANE WHAT!!!!!!! since when does he talk like this!!!!!→elizabeth @metros4life
@shaneywaney i hate to encourage you to read the rest of the leaks but like. GIRL. IT GETS EVEN BETTER. actual real shane personality!!!!!! he is funny!!!!!!!! he has been HIDING HIMSELF WITH THOSE STUPID MEDIA TRAINED RESPONSES→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
so we're just ignoring the "Of course Lily is good with Arthur that's her boyfriend's son" HELLO PPL WAKE UP→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
@shaydensgirl shane said he's not the father! 😊 i think it's probably a joke!→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
@shanesfreckles oh you'll just believe anything huh→jake bell in m t l @jakemtl24
i wonder what the deleted text is???
elizabeth @metros4life
wtf happened between lily and hayden????
[TWO SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Shane: Okay, I think I'm ready to introduce you to Lily
Shane: But first, you should know
[This message has been deleted]
Hayden: Ohhhhh
Hayden: That actually makes a lot of sense
Shane: It does?
Hayden: Yeah dude
Hayden: Explains why you've been so secretive
Hayden: Anyways, cool
[This message has been deleted]
Jackie: we love you so much shane!
Jackie: no matter what
Jackie: so excited to meet lily
–
Hayden: Well. No offense man but. I think you can do better.
Jackie: shut the fuck up hayden.
Jackie: shane, she's perfect for you. i love her.
Jackie: also, she's so hot, holy shit.
Jackie: if you guys ever need a third let me know 😉
Shane: Lol. Thanks Jackie.
Shane: Hayden, I know it's a shock, but you need to get over it fast. I'm going to marry her someday.
Hayden: I just don't get it. Lily… is a huge asshole.
Shane: It's her love language.
Shane: I actually think you guys will really get along, once you understand each other's sense of humor.
Hayden: Maybe I'd be more okay with it if she didn't spend half of dinner hitting on my wife.
Jackie: i didn't mind.
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→sapphic sara @lesbianmetros
bi queen lily!!!! bi queen jackie!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!1!!!→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
he's gonna marry her 🥺🥺🥺 #shily→jessicaxpuck @h0ckeyh0e
throuple? boring. dated. lame. foursome? exciting! modern! fun!→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
noooooo it should be meeeee→Melissaaaa @haydensotherwife
hayden what the fuck 😭 support your best friend dude→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
oh hayden is JEALOUS→ilya loves shane @hollanovlove
shane's type is asshole… hmm…→jake bell in m t l @jakemtl24
more deleted texts 👀 what did they sayyyyy→GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
i wanna know what explains the secrecy!! what are they deleting?? why is lily such a secret? is she married????→;))))) @hole4hollzy
@metrosgirliee i don't think hayden and jackie would be so supportive if it was that??→GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
@hole4hollzy fair enough, user hole 4 hollzy
hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
Wow so the only other woman Shane's been tied to is Rose Landry. I bet Lily is the most beautiful woman alive 😍😍😍
→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
ugh gross→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
@haydenpike35 hello? excuse me?→;))))) @hole4hollzy
@haydenpike35 oh hayden is CANCELLED→Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
@haydenpike35 so you don't think lily is a beautiful woman?→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
@ShaneHollanderHockey WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HERE MAN→Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
Lily is sooo gorgeous, can confirm!→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
@jackiepike35 what does she look like!→Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
@shanesfreckles tall, curly blond hair, rockin bod 🥵→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
@jackiepike35 JACKIE!!?→sapphic sara @lesbianmetros
@jackiepike35 we love you bi queen 🙌🙌→Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
@jackiepike35 are you guys seeing this…→sapphic sara @lesbianmetros
@hollanovsthird not now, hollanov's third→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
lily face drop whennnn
elisa @shanexilya
why does this feel so similar…….
[THREE SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED
Lily: your second line is shit
Lily: and your third
Lily: and your fourth
Shane: Thanks.
–
Lily: is new metros strategy to play like shit?
–
Lily: delagard is getting worse
Shane: Lol
Shane: Didn't think that was possible
Lily: he has worse backhand than even you now
Shane: Fuck off.
Shane: Everyone's backhand is worse than mine.
[This message has been deleted]
Lily: 😇
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
ughhhhh finnnneeeee if i can't have him i GUESS lily's ok→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
she's so cute omg. did you see all the good morning texts too? 🥺→GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
confident shane!!!!! he knows how good he is 😤😤💪💪→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
y'all are crazy. lily seems like a major bitch… hayden would never talk to shane like this→hannah 😼 @shanesfreckles
@shaydensgirl she's chirping him!! i bet he loves it! so hockey :)→ilya loves shane @hollanovlove
i mean… ilya's backhand isn't worse than shane's…..
GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
I did not have Hayden Pike, biggest wife guy ever, a MISOGYNIST on my bingo card
→maddy 🌟 @haydenshane
um? he's not a misogynist wtf???→GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
ok why does he treat lily like shit? in the texts and now tweeting calling her gross? mind you that's his best friends girlfriend
Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
the lily sexts are hot as fuck. shes a baddieee i wish shane weren't such a message deleter 😭
→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
i hate myself so much for reading them like he does not want us to read them→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
but god…→ilu shane hollander @shaneywaney
may a freak like lily find me one day→GOOO METROS @metrosgirliee
it seems like most of the deleted stuff is about lily/in the lily chat. i really wanna know why→jake bell in m t l @jakemtl24
@metrosgirliee hollander seems extremely paranoid about something. but with good reason i guess? bc his texts did in fact leak??
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @IlyaRozanov
@haydenpike35 so you think hollander's lily is ugly? you hate women?? @jackiepike35 i can be your new hotter husband. i have more money to help with 40 kids. and i know how to play hockey
→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
ROZANOV WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE→elizabeth @metros4life
wait but in the early texts hayden calls her boston lily… do we think lily used to be one of roz's girls?????→Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
hmm… can you cook?→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
@jackiepike35 JACKIE!!
shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
updating the #shaydenreal thread with all the text leak evidence! holy shit y'all, we are eating. (1/?)
→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
ok, maybe we were wrong about jackie being a beard… it seems like this is a throuple situation. BUT. sticking with #shayden bc #pikeander is a mouthful (2/?)→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
#shaydenthrouple the three of them co-parent the little pikes!! even yuna hollander refers to them as her grandkids! (3/?)→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
#shaydenthrouple HOW ARE WE NOT STILL TALKING ABOUT ARTHUR PIKE BEING SHANE'S KID?????? idc what shane posted he's saving face (4/?)…
Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
I am not a misogynist! I love women! Women are amazing!
Lily is the worst.
→Melissaaaa @haydensotherwife
they're gonna cancel you→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
the jealousy ahhhh it's ok hayden we know shane is your man!!→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
:////→JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
what the actual fuck dude?
Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
Yes, Lily is my partner. We would really appreciate our privacy, but yes, Lily is very beautiful. And, for the record, Lily and Hayden are actually friends now. They'll just never admit it.
→Andrea:) @shanehollanderswife
💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭→Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
no pronouns for lily… #noticing→Maya @shanesupremacy
Hollander has a long-term GF he keeps private bc he is a gentleman 🙂↕️ meanwhile Rozanov has 8 million girls→kai @ottalovewa
@shanesupremacy why is rozy catching strays lmao→Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
@shanesupremacy Rozanov is exclusive with his partner Jane.*Ilya Rozanov✅ liked this*
ilya loves shane @hollanovlove
[screenshot of tweet: @ShaneHollanderHockey: @shanesupremacy Rozanov is exclusive with his girlfriend Jane.]
I'M SORRY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
→jamie @ilyilyaily
wait are they friends??? why would shane know this?→Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
so shane is exclusive with lily… who ilya knows… and ilya is exclusive with jane… who shane knows…
JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
@ShaneHollanderHockey bummed hayden got to meet her first, but PLEASE DUDE introduce me to your gf!!!!!! i promise to treat her respectfully unlike some assholes @haydenpike35
→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
dude you don't know what you're saying→Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
you promise? no matter what?→JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
@ShaneHollanderHockey I PROMISE
elisa @shanexilya
anyone else having major throwbacks to the roz text leak? and the jane thread?
→laila b @laaterpiller
like we could ever forget the jane texts!!!!! i'm so glad they're official now!!!→Maggi 😽 @maggiturner
wait ya hold up. shane's texts with lily sound just like jane's texts with ilya→elisa @shanexilya
@maggiturner yeah!!!!! i can't find any exact matches but the sexting style is the same, the hockey gossip is the same…
Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
Time for another Hollanov proof thread! This time with the recent text leaks added! Open for more!! Shaydens DNI 🙅🏻♀️ (1/?)
→shane loves hayden @shaydensgirl
only the hollanovs would use shayden proof to make this about them→Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
@shaydensgirl can you read?? SHAYDENS DNI→sapphic sara @lesbianmetros
not now hollanovs third→Rae Hollander-Rozanov @hollanovsthird
@lesbianmetros then WHEN??!!!!
JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
I finally met gorgeous Lily 😍 Can't wait for the rest of the world to see how perfect these two are together.
→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
seriously dude?→JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
you know you love her too, you've seen her with shane→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
fine. she's good for shane.→JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
and she's gorgeous→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
I'm not saying that→JJ Boiziau ✅ @JJBoiziau
grow a pair… are you teaching your kids it's okay to lie?→Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike35
you guys are the WORST. fine. she's objectively attractive.→Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockey
Lily's taken, Hayden.*Ilya Rozanov✅ liked this*