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Akashi was peacefully walking through the schoolyard on what seemed to be a very typical day. However, Akashi had been researching and planning this moment for days. His precious {Name} had mentioned casually one day that she has a weakness for funny guys. Of course, Akashi knew that him and his {Name} pretty much BELONGED together, but she had put up with so many business lunches and meetings in these past weeks. Akashi knew that he, as a gentlemen, should do something special in return. And what better way than to make her laugh? Of course, he knew that he wasn’t the funniest person, but he had done all the proper research and felt ready for this moment.
“{Name}, were you watching the awards show last night?” he asked.
“Of course! Wait, did you actually watch it?”
“Yes, I was able to catch the comedians category, and I think that whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a NO bell prize.”
He turned to {Name} and gave her/him a small smile.
“A-Akashi?”
“Say {Name}, let us purpose that two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘how do you drive this thing?’”
{Name} remained silent, ‘I knew that she/he would enjoy this.’
“Did you know that a bagel that can fly is called a plain bagel?”
{Name} then proceeded to cover his mouth with her hand. Akashi gave him/her a confused look, “
What you can do for me is to never attempt any of this ever again, if you just never attempt anything even remotely related to a joke, then I will never leave you.”